"Hehe, Jade Emperor Lao'er, I heard that today is your birthday, my grandson and my master are here to celebrate. ”

Listening to the sound of interrupting himself, the Jade Emperor was furious, slammed the wine glass he was holding on the table, and shouted loudly.

"Bold, who dares to interrupt my speech. ”

Hearing the roar of the Jade Emperor, the two of them entered through the gate of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.

"Hehe, what's the matter, the Jade Emperor Lao'er has forgotten that my grandson who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago can't succeed. ”

When he saw that it was Sun Wukong interrupting him, the Jade Emperor's pupils shrank, but because the Queen Mother and all the immortals were here, looking at the Jade Emperor, he had to pretend to cough calmly.

"Ahem, oh~ Who should I be, isn't this the monkey who made trouble in my heavenly palace 500 years ago, 500 years ago, I was kind enough to let you go, I didn't expect you to dare to come to my heavenly court today, say what are you doing when you come to my heavenly court today. ”

Hearing the Jade Emperor call himself a monkey, Sun Wukong was directly angry, and with a flip of his hand, he directly took the Ruyi Golden Hoop stick in his hand and said in a cold tone.

"Jade Emperor Lao'er, what do you call my grandson. ”

Looking at the angry Monkey King and the Jade Emperor, he was trembling, and he still can't forget the scene when Sun Wukong beat his heavenly court 500 years ago.

The Jade Emperor took a step back slightly, looked at Sun Wukong vigilantly, and said.

"You monkey, I kindly let you go, today you dare to come to my heavenly court to make trouble, believe it or not, I am sealing you for 500 years. ”

Sun Wukong heard the words of the Jade Emperor and immediately wanted to make a move, but was stopped by Tang Seng beside him.

"Wukong, Hugh is rude. ”

Then Tang Seng fell his gaze on the Jade Emperor and frowned slightly.

"Jade Emperor, Wukong and I kindly came to celebrate your birthday, why did you attack me with words as soon as you came up, don't you look down on my master and apprentice, and think that we can't be bullied. ”

In the end, Tang Seng's tone was cold, almost word by word.

Hearing Tang Seng's words, the Jade Emperor was stunned at first, and then furious.

"Presumptuous, how can you have a place for a weak mortal to speak in this Lingxiao Treasure Palace. ”

Looking at the Jade Emperor Tang Seng who was pretending to be addicted, his eyes were cold.

"Oh~ mortal, how can the dignified Jade Emperor look down on me, a mortal, and he doesn't even give face. ”

Hearing Tang Seng's words, the Jade Emperor sneered.

"Face? Hum, ridiculous...... I, the Lord of the Heavenly Realm, will I give you a mortal face? ”

Looking at the Jade Emperor who felt good about himself, Tang Seng smiled slightly and said hello three times in a row.

"Good...... Good...... Okay, I waited thousands of miles to come to congratulate you on your birthday, in exchange for your cold words, you Jade Emperor has such a big face. ”

"Hmph, it's ridiculous, how could my dignified Lord of the Heavenly Realm use you as a mortal to celebrate your birthday. ”

For a while, the smell of gunpowder in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall was full.

Seeing this scene, the peacemaker Platinum Star hurriedly stepped forward to dissuade her.

"The Jade Emperor is angry, the Jade Emperor is angry, today is your birthday, don't be angry, don't be angry. ”

After that, he set his eyes on Tang Seng and Sun Wukong.

"Sun Dasheng, Si ...... And this one, Zi. I don't know what your name is. ”

Looking at Tang Seng wearing a white robe and a bald head, Tai Bai Xing was a little embarrassed for a while.

said it was a scholar with a big bald head, and said it was a monk and was wearing a robe.

Looking at the Tai Bai Xing who was in trouble, Tang Seng smiled and introduced himself.

"Hello everyone, I am Brother Rulai, Sister Guanyin, a beautiful man designated to take the Western Scripture special envoy from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Soil, and the handsome Tang Seng is also. ”

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Hearing Tang Seng's self-introduction, Tai Bai Xing nodded.

"Ao~ It turns out that the next is the reincarnation of the golden cicada, Master Tang Xuanzang, rudeness. ”

Seeing that the peacemaker old lady Bai Jinxing had given himself enough face, Tang Seng didn't do much embarrassed, waved his hand and said.

"Tai Bai Xing doesn't have to be polite, but I have admired your name for a long time, and they all say that Tai Bai Xing has great mana, and he is very kind, and he was originally a little unbelieving, but today he is clumsy. ”

Who wouldn't pat the sycophant, on the sycophant Tang Seng said that no one dared to say the second, in the previous life Tang Seng was a salesman, you must know that the best sales is to pat the fart.

Tai Bai Xing heard Tang Seng's praise, and the wrinkles on his smiling face were wrinkled.

"Haha, Master Xuanzang is serious, Master Xuanzang's name has been admired for a long time, people say that Master Xuanzang is humble and elegant, gentle and generous, loyal and sincere, and has the style of a gentleman...... That's right, haha. ”

For a while, Tang Seng and Tai Bai Xing actually held each other's stinky feet, to say that this Tai Bai Xing's sycophant skills are really not bad, and he can be on par with Tang Seng who was born in sales, if this Tai Bai Xing is going to do sales, it will be an absolutely proper champion.

The Jade Emperor sitting on the throne looked at the two people holding each other's stinky feet, and suddenly had a feeling of being ignored, and immediately slapped the table and shouted.

"Enough is too platinum star, what kind of crime should you be guilty of as an immortal and having a good conversation with a mortal. ”

Looking at the Jade Emperor Tang Seng who forcibly found a sense of existence, he was directly angry. Immediately, he rolled up his arms and sleeves, pointed at the Jade Emperor's nose and scolded.

"Hey, it's not me talking about you, if you don't speak, no one treats you as a dumb person, are you idle, forcibly looking for a sense of existence. Didn't you see that the two of us were chatting and you suddenly popped out of the horn and something, it, I'm sorry. ”

Hearing Tang Seng scolding himself the Jade Emperor was directly dumbfounded, stretched out his hand and twisted it at the root of his thigh, it hurt a lot, it was not a dream, where did this Tang Seng get the courage. Dare to scold yourself.

Immediately, the Jade Emperor slapped the case again and shouted angrily.

"Presumptuous, bold mortal, you insult me, you ......"

"What are you, I scold you lightly, I know, I see that you have lacked calcium since you were a child, and you have lacked love when you grow up, grandma doesn't hurt, and uncle doesn't love. The left side of the face is under-pumped, and the right side of the face is under-kicked. The donkey sees the donkey kicking, and the pig sees the pig stepping on it. You were born with a cucumber, you know, what are you playing with, you ask me why, because you owe the pat, why do you owe! The day after tomorrow, you are a walnut again, you owe hammer! You are a broken motorcycle for life, you owe kicking! Find a daughter-in-law or a screw, owe screw! I will throw you into the toilet now, the toilet can vomit, you know, throw you into the black hole, the black hole can explode by itself! By the way, today is not your birthday, I will send you a couplet. Shanglian: The tree does not have bark, it will surely die. Downlink: People are shameless, and the world is invincible. Do you know that I really want to slap you in the face now, so that you can't detain it for three days!! tomatoes, you beer bottle. ”

Hearing Tang Seng's cannon-like words, the Jade Emperor trembled with anger.

"Let it go...... Presumptuous, bold mortal, you dare to scold me......"

"Shut up the pit for me, scold you? Why don't you say you're cheap, you're not happy to go up, just talk about you, grandpa, I'll teach you to practice knives, but you don't practice." If you don't ask me to practice the sword, you still don't practice the sword, and you don't practice the lowly! If you don't practice the golden sword, you practice the silver sword! Grandpa gave you a sword fairy, but you don't do it, you don't do it, you have to cry and shout to be a sword man! Alas, I really don't understand what you think. By the way, I forgot to say, I see that you look like a jade tree in the wind, handsome and chic, graceful, loved by everyone, and blooming in flowers, you must be the best among the scum, the beast among the beasts. Open your heavenly spirit cover, and the shell Lang laughed, you know. ”

Hearing Tang Seng's insults like a storm, the Jade Emperor sat down directly in the chair angrily, his body trembling uncontrollably, and he couldn't say a word.

The Queen Mother, who was sitting on the side, saw the Jade Emperor's embarrassed appearance, and she couldn't hold back her laughter for a while.

Looking at the laughing Queen Mother, the Jade Emperor only felt a mouthful of sticky phlegm, ah, no, it was a mouthful of blood that spit out, staining the wine in the wine glass on the table red.

The Jade Emperor stretched out his trembling finger and pointed at Tang Seng and said with difficulty.

"Big ...... Bold Tang monk...... You...... You dare to scold me, don't you want to get out of my heavenly court alive today...... Come on, take down this traitor Tang Seng for me. ”

Looking at the Jade Emperor, who was almost angry, Tang Seng smiled and showed a mouthful of big white teeth.

"Yo, Brother Jade Emperor, you can't scold it, change your hands. Households are afraid of households, come and hurt each other. ”

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