Pei Shaonan would rather accept the nickname "little rhinoceros" than accept pigs, Zheng Jie thinks that pigs and rhinoceros have a virtue, they are both lazy endorsements, at least pigs are docile, honest, and don't cause trouble, sometimes Pei Shaonan is not even as good as a pig.

In fact, he also has a nickname: Sai Sloth.

The sloth sleeps seventeen or eighteen hours a day, and he can and even grow. He can read from 6 o'clock in the morning until 9:40 in the evening self-study, as long as he is in class, he is sleeping, no matter whether it is the bureau leader or the principal who is inspecting.

Zheng Jie talked to him many times to no avail.

"Do you sleep so long during the day and still sleep at night?"

"Sleep!"

"This is not good for your health, you might as well study hard during the day, not mathematics, physics, chemistry, you can study history, Chinese, biology, geography!"

"I'm sleepy when I read a book!"

"If you're really not interested in learning, you can go to the middle school, or learn some technical work or something!"

"My father still let me take the university entrance examination, and I will not give up if I don't take the Tsinghua exam!"

"It's unrealistic, you sleep every day, you still snore, you don't study at all, if you take the Tsinghua exam, our class will be admitted!"

"I'll study hard in the future!"

Zheng Jie was very happy, thinking that he had persuaded Pei Shaonan, but as soon as he came out of the office, he fell asleep in the next session, snoring, with a loud nose, the classmates laughed, and the English class was not successful!

Everyone knows that he is a way to avoid class. Thinking that Ruan Ji slept for sixty days to avoid Sima Zhao's marriage, he had to sleep for three years to avoid the disgusting class.

Zheng Jie said that he had sores on his tongue a hundred times, but he still slept, and the more he slept, the longer he slept.

The next day, Zheng Jie gave a lecture on the evaluation of excellent classes, and she taught students: "Tomorrow, the leaders of the bureau will come, and the principals of each school will come, it doesn't matter if you can't answer, don't sleep!"

She had already instructed the top students.

She called Pei Shaonan over and said, "Young man, I heard that you have a headache, right?"

"No headache, I'm fine!"

"Aren't you scabies again, tomorrow will allow you to rest for a day!"

"It's okay teacher, I can persevere!"

"You'd better take a day off!"

"No, everything is focused on learning, and you can't delay learning if you delay seeing a doctor!"

"If you ask for leave, you don't ask for leave, and you won't be allowed to sleep in the evaluation class tomorrow, do you hear me?"

"yes!" he set up a military posture and went out, Zheng Jie was very satisfied, thinking that everything was ready, and he only owed himself to play this east wind.

The next day, forty or fifty teachers crowded six classes, and the teachers took all kinds of shooting equipment to aim at the podium.

"Hello teacher!"

"Hello students, today we will talk about ......"

Zheng Jie deliberately dressed up, like the host on stage.

The classmates were very powerful, the teacher was very proud, and after a while, Pei Shaonan fell asleep satisfied, the snoring came and went, and he was so frightened that he calmly walked over and patted him, he sat up straight, looked at the blackboard with sleepy eyes, and climbed down again after a while.

Xia Yuan walked over and stepped on his foot, and he woke up with hysteria: "Whoever stepped on me, it hurts a lot!"

The voice was so loud that the teachers around him began to pay attention to him, and Xia Yuan hurriedly gave him a look. He looked at Zheng Jie in a daze and climbed down again.

Zheng Jie was so angry that she really wanted to slap her, but she was afraid of being exposed! Go down, no, not give a lecture, because thinking about it, get stuck.

He's fine, snoring and snoring, louder and louder, surprisingly louder than ever.

The teachers' cameras all shot at him, and he couldn't help laughing, and the classmates couldn't help but cover their mouths and laugh, and a group of teachers bowed slightly to Zheng Jie and went out!

was so angry that Zheng Jie didn't attend the second class, and after the teacher who listened to the class left, she scolded Pei Shaonan for three days and three nights.

As long as you don't talk about pigs, you can scold your mother, Pei Shaonan doesn't care, he still sleeps, and he wants to sleep out of the Guinness World Record.

A geography teacher gave a lecture on the African savannah.

"There are many ferocious herbivores in the grassland, such as elephants, hippos, rhinoceros, ......"

The classmates coaxed: "Little rhinoceros!"

He stood up in agreement, startling the teacher. The short, chubby, neckless, thick black face with a pair of small eyes, the teacher was surprised by the students' ability to discover, and smiled knowingly.

He would also smile heartily, and after a while he fell asleep again. The saliva flooded like a flash flood, flooding his books, swallowing up the 38th parallel, and ravaging the homes of his fellow tablemates.

Another physics class, he couldn't get enough of his addiction, so he simply lay on the ground, and his foot reached under the stool at the front table, and he could kick the front table from time to time.

"Don't fart?"

"Just put it in your mouth!"

The lesbian table smiled, and the smile could be imprinted in his dreamland.

The physics teacher is informal, she only lectures, does not look at the students, she also has a habit, that is, to pick up the chalk, one by one, the teacher likes it, and the students like it.

"Wow, two-hundred-five!" one boy shouted.

"You're only two hundred and five!"

"I mean two hundred and five, teacher!"

"Who's two-hundred-five?" asked the physics teacher.

"I ...... I ......"

The physics teacher ignored him and paced the lecture.

"Two hundred and fifty hits, amazing!"

The physics teacher paced and paced, and suddenly a pair of big hands grabbed her legs, and the chalk flew to the ground.

The female instinctively reacted, who wanted to insult me, wanted to shout for help, but saw a person lying on the ground.

Pei Shaonan wanted to hug the lesbian table legs, but he accidentally hugged the physics teacher, and he was surprised that the chalk fell right into his mouth.

"What are you holding my leg for?"

"Didn't do anything...... I hugged the wrong ...... I want to hold ......."

"Why, you still want to hug me...... Molesting the teacher, it's a big rebellion......"

The physics teacher kicked him a few times, and he didn't dare to look at the bottom of the teacher's skirt, so he swallowed the chalk nervously.

"Comfortable...... Comfortable...... Not ......"

"Why do you still ask me if I ......am comfortable" The physics teacher's face was red, ashamed, he couldn't cry, he wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, so he had to cover his face and ran out to find Zheng Jie.

There was chaos in the class, whistles and screams continued, and from then on, his nickname was two more words: lustful little rhinoceros.

Another time, he fell asleep in the class in the microcomputer class, the student thought that there was no one, so he locked the door, he was awakened by urine, he couldn't open the door, he couldn't pee his pants, he had an idea, he took it into account, and peed in the flower pot.

"You dare to pee in the classroom!" Teacher Zheng Jie opened the door and came in.

When a person is nervous, he makes a mistake, originally lifting his pants first and then turning around, but he turned around without lifting his pants.

"Molesting the physics teacher and teasing me, my mother doesn't eat this, believe it or not, I'll rip off your pants!"

Frightened, Pei Shaonan hurriedly lifted his pants, but the urine dripped into his pants.

This is a beautiful metaphor: "There are no students who can't teach, only teachers who can't teach, and if students sleep in your class, it means that you don't catch students, and you don't have humor in class, and you don't attract students." No matter how good a student is, you will be ruined!"

Teacher Zheng Jie scolded in the office: "A mouth shows that big teeth, talking like a fart, you are humorous, you go to teach, see if you sleep!"

"Experts, experts, brick-pulling homes, don't know the lives of the people at the bottom!"

Yu Yanmei pursed her lips, as if she heard Zheng Jie scolding him, he listened to Zheng Jie's class the next day, and sat next to Pei Shaonan.

"It's strange that you're asleep, there's a toothpick between your eyelids, there's a way!" Yu Yanmei thought.

Yu Yanmei kicked him when she saw him bowing her head, and so on three times, she persisted for about ten minutes, and when Yu Yanmei looked at the notes on the next table, the little rhinoceros purred again!

Zheng Jie sneered on it, thinking: "Your principal, you can bear it, you care!"

Yu Yanmei went up to pick Pei Shaonan, then Pei Shaonan's title of "little rhinoceros" was not called in vain, the skin was rough and the meat was thick, more than 200 catties, where could Yu Yanmei be moved.