There was a noisy sound of children on the plane, and the two young men in the seats were wearing headphones with thick headsets, and they had somehow found a piece of paper to cover their faces, and they were breathing evenly and blowing white tissues back and forth, like zombies in a horror movie.

The flight attendant who passed by was also startled when she saw it, patted the shoulders of the two and saw that there was no response and did not bother them again, after all, although this is ugly, it is the freedom of others.

"I said, teacher, you are really good at pretending, you didn't wake up after shooting like this. ”

"Don't you either, I slapped you at least twenty-three times, and you didn't react at all. ”

"Wo Ri, you are a good ear, you can hear this, but don't say, when the flight attendant stood next to me, I smelled a very tempting perfume, and I almost didn't hold it, and got up to ask her for a phone. The fat man swallowed.

"You are an old virgin, a nightclub girl, a KTV lady, and a female model starlet have seen a lot, why is there no qualitative at all. ”

"Hey...... , You are not me, you will never understand my troubles, I have seen the rich second generation around me change girlfriends like flowing water, and you will lose interest if you see too many women. Most of the people who are close to me are greedy for my money, and I want to find someone who looks like me. ”

“…… Fatty, if we don't compare, take down the tissues, it's scary. ”

"Absolutely not, I'm afraid that when I see the bear child in the back, I can't help but beat him to death. ”

"Look at you, other people's mothers have said that you have something to worry about with a child, and you have no quality at all. ”

"Fuck off, what if you get gum in the mouth of this bear kid and a yo-yo thrown at you. ”

"No, I'm a teacher, teaching and educating people, how can I beat children, I'm not such a scum. ”

When the fat man heard Haichuan say this, the fat body that slipped off the chair arched up to the seat, and his eyes were shining.

"Teacher, he went to the toilet, and he was alone. ”

When Haichuan lifted the tissue, he found that the fat man was looking at him with a pair of clear and pure eyes, which were the purest eyes Haichuan had ever seen since he met him.

Haichuan hesitated: "Actually, I don't like the little yellow duck, and it's still the little yellow duck that will always call, but I still like to lean against his ear." ”

After getting off the station, both of them had a smug smile on their faces and took a dashing step.

Behind him was a child covering his eyes with his hands.

His mother asked, "What's wrong with you?" ”

He replied, "Mom, have you ever seen Wuzhi Mountain?"

His mother asked, "I haven't seen it." ”

He replied, "Mother, do you want to see me?"

: "Uh-huh. ”

Shocked, the airport kid did this in front of everyone, took off his pants, and pouted his buttocks.

"Mom, are you good-looking, two five-finger mountains. ”

Before the antique exchange meeting began, the two checked into the hotel, put their luggage, and came to the scene of the antique exchange meeting in the afternoon.

Although the fat man is talking about business, but after all, the contract has been signed, and he just comes over to go through the motions to deal with socializing, bring a female secretary out, and it is very troublesome to find her if there is nothing to do.

"Dongtai Road Antique Market. The two stood at the door, the arched stone door was engraved with these words, it looks very old, it looks like it is some years, they also inquired when they came, this person antique market was formed very early, until 88 years was approved by the Jianan Cultural Relics Administration to become a handicraft trading market, there is a good saying, there is a glaze factory in the north, there is Dongtai Road in the south, it can be seen that the antiques of Dongtai Road have a deep historical status.

Walk in and find that there are many small antique shops next to it, and there are many antiques on the stalls, there are not a lot of people coming and going, the fat man is not idle, look left, touch right, if it is not for Haichuan to stop, I don't know how much money this loser has to lose.

"Boss, how much is your bowl, teacher, you see that this bowl is quite good-looking, is it blue and white porcelain?"

"Yo, boss, you have a unique vision, this bowl is amazing, it is the heyday of the Yuan blue and white bowl, the composition of the Yuan blue and white bowl is plump, the pattern is many but not messy, especially the blue and white glaze is smooth and transparent, the glaze is not smooth, touch the flower pattern on it with your hand is rich in texture, three-dimensional like soothing the ancient little lady, vivid and visible. The boss stroked the blue and white porcelain bowl, indulging in his own world, and let the Buddha really touch the ancient girl.

Seeing the fat man's slightly intoxicated expression, Haichuan slapped him in the back of the head.

"Dead fatty, aren't the nightclub girls' Bulgari perfumes fragrant? Or are their openwork and translucent bikinis not attractive to you?

"You don't understand, the real master of love is in the midst of thousands of flowers, and the rain and dew are also ...... Boss, how much, I want it. ”

The boss looked at the fat man for a while, and then said, "Boss, since you like it so much, I'll give you some blood." ”

"Five thousand?" Seeing that the boss stretched out five fingers, the fat man disagreed, took out his mobile phone and wanted to pay.

"Boss, you're not joking with me, you haven't seen this kind of high-end goods, you can always have a good time on TV, Yuan blue and white porcelain, you offer me five thousand?" When he said this, the boss raised his voice and his Chinese face, I thought that the fat man was dressed as a rich man, but I didn't expect it to be a dirt bun who had never seen the world.

"Let's go!" Haichuan ignored it, and dragged away the fat man who was angry and wanted to theorize.

"Why are you pulling me, Lao Tzu is a local tyrant, and it's not that he can't afford it. ”

"Yuan Qinghua bowl starts at least more than one million, I know you are not short of money, but why do you buy a bowl for?

Hearing Haichuan say this, he had an epiphany, opened Haichuan's hand, and walked normally.

pinched the flesh on his waist, and said in an estrus voice: "Teacher Haichuan, you just had a lot of strength, so good!"

Seeing him like this, Haichuan really wanted to go up and smash him in the face with a punch, so that he could know how many cows were thrown in the face with the force of a slap.

But he still held back, just a little effort can easily drag the fat man away, if he really punches it, the fat man's head should become a rotten watermelon.

"Yes, yes, ten cows can't drag a fat man like you, you know, I went to the pharmacy last night to buy a pill for men, not to mention that the effect of this medicine is really strong, before leaving, the young lady still grabbed my leg and begged me to give it back to her next time...... Class. ”

"Beasts, human faces and beast hearts. Hearing Haichuan deliberately elongate the last two words, the fat man is jealous and disdainful, although his buddy is not abusive, but he is too charming, there are always women around him, Rao is like this, most of him will use his calloused right hand to work silently.

"Hey, this jade bowl is a bit pretty. After a few steps, the fat man stopped again, crouched down and studied the turquoise bowl.

The boss came up to introduce something, and when he introduced it, it was the same as the boss just now.

Haichuan only felt dizzy on the side, and deliberately avoided a little farther away, for fear that the droplets would spray on his face.

"Teacher, this should always be of some use, it's okay to drink tea and pretend to be forced. The fat man had a smug expression on his face, like a child who longed to be praised.

Haichuan covered his head, unable to speak, this dead fat man usually talks about life and the big bosses put on a high-minded appearance, even with those rich second generations in Jianghai City, he is very arrogant, with a bit of majesty in his eyes, how can he be with him like a mentally retarded child, suffering from severe severe dependence.

In fact, the fat man also complained in his heart, every time he wanted to pretend to be forced in front of Haichuan, but he found that his roommate was like anything, the kind of eyes that quietly watched your performance, made him collapse, and then he simply became a happy child, and he didn't have to think about anything with him, just handed it over to him, and he found that the happiness was indescribable.

"Hey, big brother, yes......" The fat man looked back at Haichuan and found that he didn't seem to listen to him, but looked intently at a bowl with black rusty iron bulges.

He also said that he didn't have much vision and liked bowls.

The boss also noticed that although the fat man looked like a rich second generation, it seemed that he cared about the opinion of the young man behind him, and when he saw Haichuan squatting down to study the bowl carefully, he seemed to be very interested in this.