Five minutes later, the child came out first.

The nurse said, "It's a boy, mother and child are safe, congratulations." ”

Xue Baoyi finally stopped howling.

The child's grandmother, grandfather, grandfather, and great-grandfather all breathed a sigh of relief, and then gathered around together.

Xue Zhonggeng glanced at Xue Baoyi: "Your son, take a look." ”

Xue Baoyi's eyes were red from crying, and she didn't know who was angry: "Don't look at it!" He shook his hand, very angry and disgusted, "Take it away, take it away!"

The nurse suspected that the child was not biological.

Xue Baoyi didn't have any interest in the debt collector, he only cared about his wife: "What about my wife, why hasn't she come out yet?"

The nurse felt that the family had a story: "The mother is still stitching, and she will come out in a while." ”

After that, the nurse took the baby to take a bath, and the baby's father was still wiping his tears at the door of the operating room, and the nurse thought: Sure enough, it is not biological.

About twenty minutes later, Fang Li was pushed out, Xue Baoyi and Lao Fang were outside, and Xue Zhonggeng and his wife were also there.

Fang Li was weak: "Why are you all here?"

"Grandpa is watching. Feng Zhanling didn't wear her beloved little cloak anymore, she came out in a hurry, she put a coat over her pajamas, and the mask on her face was not washed, she looked at Fang Li with teary eyes, "It's hard work." ”

Xue Baoyi squeezed his mother away and leaned over: "Wife......" He looked like he was greatly frightened and needed to be comforted, his eyes were red and swollen.

Fang Li touched his face: "Are you crying?"

Of course, he didn't admit it: "I didn't cry. He pressed his face over and sniffed, "It's terrible to have a baby. ”

Fang Li scolded with a smile: "You fool." ”

But she likes this fool so much.

"Ideal. The old man squeezed his son-in-law away, and finally couldn't help it, and cried out.

Fang Ideal: "......"

Back in the ward, Fang Li saw the child for the first time, and had only one feeling: "He is so ugly." "Crumpled, red, like a monkey.

Fang Ideal glanced at it twice more and felt that it was amazing, this thing was actually born by her!

Feng Zhanling said with a smile: "Newborns are like this, they will look good when they grow up." "I'm so happy to be a grandmother, she wants to laugh, but my husband said to be dignified.

She covered her mouth and smiled demurely.

Fang Li asked Xue Baoyi: "Have you chosen a name?"

"Grandpa said let you take it. ”

Xue Maoshan respected the two of them, and the power to name them was completely handed over.

Fang Li thought about it all night and named his son Yongyong, Xue Yongyong.

Xue Baoyi, who felt that the name was stupid but didn't dare to say that his wife's name was stupid: "......"

Fang Li looked at Xue Baoyi expectantly, waiting for praise: "How is it?

His wife may have been pregnant for three years.

Xue Baoyi nodded against her will: "Well, that's good." ”

Son, I'm sorry.

Xue Baoyi said: "It's called brave." ”

Xue Yongyong, who was sleeping soundly, faced his father with his buttocks.

Xue Yongyong's mother: "The nickname is for you." ”

Xue Yongyong and his father thought about it, and after thinking left and right, he touched his chin: "This year is the Year of the Rooster." ”

So?

Xue Yongyong's father: "Just call it Mr. Ji." "Whatever, it's a total.

Xue Yongyong's mother: "......" She shouldn't have named this stupid fool.

On the same day, Feng Zhanling said that there was a courier, only the recipient, not the sender. Feng Zhanling was afraid that something bad would be dismantled, so he sent it to Fang Ideal after dismantling it.

The express mail is a delicate wooden box, and there is a gift box, the wooden box is equipped with a safety buckle, the jade is not ordinary at a glance, and the gift box is two children's clothes, and the clothes are blue.

Xue Baoyi was confused: "Who sent it?"

"Xu Fang sent it. ”

"How do you know?"

Fang Li said: "Because the box and the bow are pink. "It clearly doesn't match, but I still use pink. There was only one person she knew who loved pink.

In the first few days of Mr. Ji's birth, Xue Maoshan showed off to people everywhere, saying that his old Xue family had added a great-grandson, and within a few days, the old men in the imperial capital knew that the Xue family had great-grandchildren.

On this day, Xue Maoshan called Qiao Hongzhou out to fish.

Qiao Hongzhou asked, "Old Xue, what is the name of your great-grandson?"

Xue Maoshan said loudly: "It's called brave." ”

This ......

Qiao Hongzhou asked again: "Who took this name?"

Xue Maoshan said proudly: "The child is taken." ”

Qiao Hongzhou: "Hehe." "What should I say?

Xue Maoshan was quite satisfied with the name: "Although it is a little simple, it is positive." ”

Qiao Hongzhou: "Hehe." "What can he say?

Xue Maoshan touched his beard hehehehe: "It's not bad, this name." ”

Qiao Hongzhou looked at his old friend with a smug look on his face, and couldn't bear to hit him: "The implication is good." ”

"Of course. ”

I really couldn't hold back: "It's just too straightforward, a little rough." ”

Xue Maoshan's face fell, his beard blew, and his eyes glared: "What's wrong with the boy's roughness?

The latter sentence is simply a roar.

Qiao Hongzhou shut up.

Xue Maoshan was puzzled, kicked over Qiao Hongzhou's bait box, and roared with a red face: "You are still called Hongzhou, why, you want to go to heaven!"

Qiao Hongzhou: "......"

Fang Li and Xue Baoyi's wedding was at the end of the year, three days before Chinese New Year's Eve.

When there were still three days before the wedding, Xue Baoyi called Qiao Nanchu vigorously and reminded him vigorously: "I will get married the day after tomorrow." ”

"You made seventeen phone calls, and you just said this?" It was nine o'clock in the evening when this call came, and Qiao Nan Chukai was still in the intelligence department at that time, busy with the case, and he didn't receive the first sixteen calls.

Xue Baoyi still said the same sentence: "I will get married the day after tomorrow." ”

Qiao Nanchu convinced him: "Lao Tzu knows!" he was too lazy to talk nonsense with him, "Hang up, busy." ”

"Wait. Xue Baoyi snorted and chirped, "You talk to whoever you are, he doesn't like to come, anyway, I called." ”

Who's who, it's Eori.

This thing is awkward, saying that Jiang Zhi doesn't contact him, he wants to cut his robe and break off the Cp!

Qiao Nanchu felt that this thing was stupid: "How can I tell him?"

"Pretend to be you!"

Xue Baoyi hung up.

Yo, smart again.

Qiao Nanchu threw his phone aside and sent an email.

"Bao Yi got married the day after tomorrow, on Hongping Island. ”

The username Liu Hua replied with one word: "Hmm." ”

On the day of Xue Baoyi's wedding, Jiang Zhi and Zhou Xufang did not come, but only came with a bank card. That card, don't guess, Jiang Ori threw it.

Xue Baoyi called Qiao Nanchu aside and scolded him for half an hour.

The day after Xue Baoyi's wedding, Liu Hua replied to an email: "My son was born last night, and the mother and son are safe." (The back of the textile special fan will be detailed)

On the same day, the Lu family went to Xufang Town.

Let's talk about the little great-grandson of the Xue family, Mr. Ji.

When Mr. Ji was two years old, Qiao Nanchu's family added a daughter, named Da Da, and Xue Baoyi's family went to visit the hospital.

Xue Baoyi pointed to the baby girl on the crib and told her son: "This is my sister." ”

The two-year-old chicken was very articulate, blinked his big curious eyes, and asked his father, "What is my sister?"

This is a bit of an overreach.

Xue Baoyi thought for a while and replied, "My sister is a flower and needs protection." ”

Mr. Chicken asked, "Then can I eat my sister?"

This is so wicked.

Xue Baoyi wanted to beat him: "...... No. ”

The chicken didn't understand: "Why?" His eyes looked like his mother's, and they were dark and dripping, "Yesterday my grandmother fed me cauliflower." ”

Therefore, he thinks that Huahua can be eaten, and his sister is also Huahua.

Again, this question is out of the ordinary.

Xue Baoyi couldn't answer, so he murdered his son: "If you can't, you can't, why do you ask so much." ”

The chicken always deflated his mouth and was aggrieved.

Xue Baoyi looked at the baby girl born to Nen Sheng, and was overjoyed, so she said to her son: "My sister can't eat it, but she can kiss it." ”

"Oh. ”

The chicken always knew, he got out of his father's arms, pouted and kissed his sister.

Qiao Nanchu came in and grabbed the little disciple.

"Xue Baoyi," he shoved Xiao Deng's disciple into Xue Baoyi's arms, "Get out." ”

The chicken always hummed, thinking to himself, he will come to kiss his sister in the future.

When Mr. Ji was three years old, he knew a little about aesthetics, and he didn't like his name!

He ran to his dad and asked, "Dad, why am I called Brave?"

He wants to be called Big Brother!

Xue Baoyi was playing a game, and replied perfunctorily: "Because your mother wants you to be brave." ”

The chicken, who has not yet gone to kindergarten, does not know what bravery is, and asks his father, "What is bravery?"

"Damn, it's a box again!" he replied to his son while reporting the opponent who exploded his head, "Courage is what others dare not do, and you dare to do it." ”

Oh, I see, the chicken always understands.

The next day, Mr. Ji smashed the glass of Grandpa Ming's house next door, and after smashing it, he said to a group of children with bigger farts: "In the future, you will call me the brave king!"

The children brushed and said, "Yes, King Brave!"

It's not that the children are obedient, it's that they're scared of being beaten.

When Mr. Chicken was four years old, he became the king of children in that area. However, chickens always only hit boys, not girls, because girls are flowers and must be protected.

Especially dada.

Da Da Da is not good at hearing, and his body is not good, and the chicken always wants to protect Da Da the most.

One day, the king beat his sister Xiao Wang, and the chicken always pressed the big king who beat the girl to the ground and beat him, and the king's father and uncle Wang and the uncle came to Xue's house to seek justice with a blue nose and swollen face.

Old Man Xue asked the baby great-grandson: "Be brave, tell your great-grandfather, why did you beat someone?"

The chicken always said very socially: "My little second master doesn't like him!"

His father's second master "......"

Mr. Ji was beaten by his father that night.

The chicken didn't cry, and when he went to bed at night, he said to her mother, "Mom, I'll tell you a secret." ”

Fang Li asked, "What secret?"

Mr. Ji whispered: "Aunt Zhaozhao said that she saw her father go to play mahjong." He stretched out his three fingers, "Take three girls." ”

The last time his father went to play mahjong, he was beaten by his mother.

Fang Li put the recorded bedtime story to Mr. Ji to listen to, and then went to the bedroom.

"Xue Baoyi. ”

Having a surname is a sign of danger.

Xue Baoyi put the game aside and sat upright: "What's wrong wife?"

Fang Li smiled and didn't smile: "I heard that you went to play mahjong again recently." ”

Xue Baoyi, who has a strong desire to survive, blurted out: "I didn't bring the girl." He held up three fingers, "I swear! I didn't know they brought the girl, I was just going to talk about business." ”

Then the chicken listened to his father's howl and slept peacefully.

Mom beats dad, dad beats son, this is the biological chain of the chicken family.

When the chicken was four and a half years old, Dandan's family came to the imperial capital for the holiday, and he saw Dandan's father dyed a smoky gray and purple hair, which he thought was very cool.

The chicken always said to his father, "Dad, I want to dye my hair too." ”

Xue Baoyi looked over coldly: "You are a child, what kind of hair are you dyed." ”

What's wrong with the child? Can't the child dye his hair?

The chicken was always unconvinced: "The egg daddy is also dyed." ”

"Can you compare with him?" Xue Baoyi said, "He is dissolute and loves to dye his hair." ”

The chicken always hugged his hands, sat on the sofa with his buttocks, and hummed: "I don't care, I want to dye my hair!"

Xue Baoyi didn't bird him.

It's so angry!

The chicken ran to the bedroom angrily and said to his mother, "Mom, I want to dye my hair." ”

Fang Ideal was reading the script and asked his son, "Why do you want to dye your hair?"

The chicken always remembered his father's words: "Because I am dissolute and love to dye my hair." ”

Fang Ideal: "......"

Of course, neither his parents promised that the chicken would not dye his hair, but the next day, his mother bought him a purple wig, which is special for the non-mainstream and special funeral family.

I always like chickens very much, and I think it's very cool.

He wore his beloved wig to show off in front of the big kids and the little ones: "Look good." ”

The children who were scared by him: "It's beautiful." ”

"My mom bought it for me. "The chicken is always very proud, climbed to the rockery in the backyard of Grandpa Ming's house, and "pointed out" to his "shrimp soldiers and crab generals", "Dandan, you know, the first beauty in the imperial capital, his hair is also this color, do you understand the popularity?"

The "shrimp soldiers and crab generals" all shook their heads, not understanding the tide of the big brother.

The chicken always blames them, after all, not everyone can lead the front: "Hey, how do you understand." He looked up at the sky, and suddenly felt a sense of loneliness, "Forgive me for being bohemian and dyed my hair in this life." ”

Later, the older children and the younger children came home clamoring to follow the trend and buy wigs. Later, the children in that area, everyone wore colorful wigs, and everywhere they went, they were the most beautiful scenery.

After Xue Maoshan found out, he proudly said to his old partner: "Our chicken is the leader of the trend. ”

Qiao Hongzhou: "Hehe." "It's still his family.

When Mr. Ji was five years old, he had his first girlfriend because his girlfriend's brother had a lot of marbles. Oh, her girlfriend's name is Xiaohua, and she is from the next class.

Originally, Xiaohua had a "good relationship" with him, but later Dandan's transfer came. Later, Xiaohua gave the mooncakes he gave her to Dandan, and he broke up with Xiaohua.

But he can't be angry with Dandan, he is so "respectful" Dandan, DanDan is so beautiful, he is a "man" who "pities the fragrance and cherishes the jade".

The next day, he had a second girlfriend, Xiaomei, because Xiaomei had a wig that he liked very much, green and super cool.

When Mr. Ji was six years old, he ran away from home with Da, and on the way out, he lost Da. When Da was found, Da Da's hearing aid fell off, and he was injured, hiding under a stool in the garden, waiting for him.

Da Da didn't cry, the chicken always cried, and the chicken who didn't cry after being smoked by his father cried so much that his nose was dripping, and he cried so much that his liver and intestines were broken. After that, all the delicious and fun things of the chicken are given to Da Da, and others can't touch his hair and pull his ears, but Da Da can. All his New Year's money is stored in a big piggy bank, and when Dada grows up, he buys Dada high heels. Because his grandmother said that girls like high heels.

When Mr. Ji was thirteen years old, he secretly drove a borrowed motorcycle to take his sixth girlfriend for a ride, and his girlfriend could ride his motorcycle, but she was not allowed to touch him!

Once his father was touched by a female star, the female star deliberately hit his father, and was photographed, and the female star who wanted to be popular and crazy took the photo to ask for resources. His father told him: Don't let a woman touch you, touching you may be trying to blackmail you.

Of course, his father was not touched, and the woman evaporated from the world.

The chicken always felt that his father was reasonable, so the chicken always made a rule, his girlfriend can ask for a bag, but she is not allowed to touch him!

When Mr. Ji was fifteen, he had his ninth girlfriend, and since then, he has never changed his girlfriend.