I'm too familiar with this voice, fuck your uncle, do you know if you almost shook Lao Tzu to death.

I got up from the ground, ready to strangle the pervert.

When I saw this man, he was covered in blood, his pale face was not bloody, and his hair had changed from long black to white. Sit cross-legged on the ground, closing your eyes and saying nothing.

I walked slowly up to him, "Hey, are you alright?"

"Ahem, I'm fine, I need to recuperate, it could be a long time, cough. I just used the last bit of my soul power to help you transform your body. "The man was now very weak, and his speech was intermittent.

"What about the fat man and the third child, and why do I come here so often, who are you, what do you mean by helping me transform my body, what did you do with my virgin body" I relied on my body to be transformed by him.

……

"There are some things, you will understand in the future, cough" Chu Xiao coughed up a mouthful of blood and continued: "My time is running out, I will explain to you slowly in the future, I need to cultivate for a while." "After that, it slowly disappeared, and I slowly lost consciousness.

When I woke up, I didn't know what time it was, I felt that I was sore, but there was no injury, I slowly opened my eyes, and saw that the third child and the fat man were also lying on the ground.

"Fatty, fat, third, wake up, wake up. ”

"Where am I?" said the third child as he slowly opened his eyes.

"I seem to have smashed the bricks last night, Chu Ge, did you do it" The fat man yelled at me while rubbing his head after getting up.

"I'm still at school, and I went back to the dormitory and said that this place is too weird. I said with a shrunk of my shoulders.

The three of us came to the dormitory, and the fat man asked me if I had smashed him, and I strongly explained that no, but the fat man didn't believe it, and broke my left hand to see if there was any blood.

I couldn't resist the fat man, so I raised my left hand, and hey, where is the brick, gone?

"Fatty, let me say, I didn't, our good brother, how can I bear to do it?" I explained.

The fat man saw that the evidence was gone, so he had to suffer a dumb loss.

"Third child, what happened to you last night, I will see you two lying down when I get up," I asked curiously.

"I don't know, after we followed the fat man, I was bitten by mosquitoes for a long time, and then my body was not under my control, so I fell asleep in a daze, and I woke up and saw you," the third said.

I nodded, it was really weird yesterday, the fat man was stunned by me, and the third child and I lost consciousness somehow.

"Fatty, you said you hit a ghost last night, what about the ghost, who is the ghost" I asked the fat man curiously.

When the fat man heard this, he wrapped himself tightly in the quilt and kept shaking. "If you don't mention it, I'm almost forgetting about this stubble, it's really terrible. ”

"Is that your girlfriend?" asked the third child.

The fat man calmed down for a while and said: "Last night, after I went to the park with Pingping, we chatted a lot, talked and laughed, she was really good-looking when she smiled, and I didn't think about him, I secretly swore in my heart that I wouldn't marry her." ”

Anyway, there's nothing going on tonight, I'm not in a hurry, and I didn't interrupt the fat man, this fat man, I won't find the point.

The fat man paused and continued: "When it was almost eleven o'clock, I asked Pingping for her mobile phone number."

At this time, I wondered and asked, "You don't even have a mobile phone number, how did you two go on a date, how do you know where to go." "Modern people don't use mobile phones, so they can't suffocate to death.

"I also asked Pingping, she told me to dream, and then I really dreamed at ten o'clock today, she asked me to hurry over, and now I feel a little scared," the fat man couldn't help but wrap the quilt tighter.

"What the hell happened behind the scenes," the third child asked.

"Don't interrupt me all the time, when it was almost eleven o'clock, Pingping said something very strange to me"

"I don't want your body, do you?" I teased.

"Chu Ge, have you heard this?" the fat man asked me rhetorically

I was shocked in my heart, this thing, how can it be reasonable, why does a man ask me for a body, and the fat man is a woman who asks him for it.

The third child also turned his head to look at me, because we couldn't hear what the fat man was saying from a distance.

I couldn't help but laugh dryly, "Guess, guess, hey, hey, fat man, you continue, continue"

They didn't suspect it, maybe they also thought this sentence was the strangest.

The fat man continued: "After Pingping said this, I felt that my spring was coming, this beautiful woman like a flower and jade, there was such a request, how could I not be satisfied, of course I agreed"

"I'm not afraid of mosquitoes biting you," I muttered.

The fat man disagreed: "I told Pingping that I was willing, I was willing, Pingping asked me two or three times in a row, and I always replied yes"

Then Pinkie told me to close my eyes, and I quickly closed them, thinking that she would kiss me, or do something else shameful" The fat man couldn't help but blush.

"When I closed my eyes, I felt a little hot in my head, and I couldn't help but open my eyes. Guess what I saw?" asked the fat man rhetorically.

"Pingping has become a ghost and is eating you?" said the third child.

"Pingping is a man, and I'm going to rape you?" I said.

"When I opened my eyes, I didn't see anything"

"Damn," I said in unison with the third child.

"It's because I didn't see anything that I said I saw a ghost, Pingping, a big living person, just disappeared, and I didn't hear a sound, and said I wanted my body, why don't you want it, do you know how angry I was at the time?" said the fat man angrily.

"Just because Pingping is gone, so you shouted that there was a ghost, and then pounced on me and asked me to run away with you? I scolded.

"It's nothing, hurry up and wash and sleep, maybe Pingping sees that you are too fat and has no place to speak, so she sneaks away while you close your eyes and don't scare yourself. The third child comforted the fat man.

…

I lay on the bed and couldn't fall asleep, who is Chu Xiao? And the brick in my hand is suddenly gone, is it related to today's incident, what does he mean by helping me transform my body?

I stood on the bed, put one hand into a fist on my chest, raised one hand to learn the superman pose, and secretly said in my heart: "Fly, fly"

Are you flying, do you want to wear your underwear outside?

Before I could put my panties on, I had to lie down in bed in disappointment, close my eyes and calm down.

When I closed my eyes, I could feel the fat man's dream.

I slammed into my bed, and it turned out to be true.