Chapter 19: Is This What a Fart Can Do?

Rumble!

Yang Du squatted, clenched his fist with his right hand, and smashed it towards the lime ground.

He wants to let this apprentice know how awesome his master is, and the money will not be in vain, and he must give him confidence!

"Bang. ”

The whole earth was banging and the houses were shaking.

Dust splattered, rubble collapsed.

When the dust cleared, Jerry looked at the large crater in front of him in disbelief, which was almost a meter in diameter, and was deeply shocked.

This... Is this what people can do?

Concrete floors!

Excavators will do!

Grenades are not so powerful!

"Division... Master. Jerry, who has experienced a lot of battles in his life, feels like his tongue is curling at the moment, "This... This is the power of the Tao?"

This punch, if it hits his body, will definitely be blown up.

On the battlefield, this is a human tank.

"One in 10,000. Yang Du pretended to nod his head.

"Then Master, will I be able to reach this state in the future?" Jerry swallowed, and stared at Yang Du with infinite anticipation, wanting to get a positive answer.

That's the purpose of his apprenticeship.

"Everything goes with the flow. Yang Du took a deep breath and said very solemnly, "The Tao is at ease in the hearts of the people. ”

"If you come to your senses, all this is all right. ”

"If you don't realize, even if you are poor all your life, you will not be able to reach this point. ”

Yang Duneng said that he was also panicked in his heart.

He doesn't know how to teach this guy now, it's okay to cut his hair, he just hopes that next week his hairstyle will become something, and what magical ability he has.

What I can do now is just two words, flicker.

"Yes, Master is absolutely right. ”

After knowing Jerry well, he kept nodding and said, "I was going up last night, specifically checking what 'Dao' is, everyone has their own understanding, but the vast majority of them have mentioned a word of enlightenment." ”

"Everybody realizes the difference. ”

"Even those who do not understand will not achieve anything. ”

"Master, do you think I have understanding?"

After speaking, he looked at Yang Du with a sincere face.

"Comprehension is in the heart, and the heart is enlightenment. Yang Du felt that he could be a monk, and what he said was more mysterious than the other.

In the clouds, you can't understand it anyway, so it's all up to you to guess.

"Heart... ”

Sure enough, Jerry was spared.

All sorts of cranky thoughts.

When he was about to be stunned, Zhang Qian, a shampoo girl, walked in with a bowl of sand and incense.

I was just shocked when I saw the big crater that had been blasted out of the house.

This...

There can't be an explosion, right?

Could it be that those five splashes just now came back and threw bombs here?

"Boss, what's wrong?" Zhang Qian's eyes were a little afraid.

"It's okay, Jerry just farted and broke this up like this. Yang Du didn't want to explain, and looked at Zhang Qian's hand, "Come, give me something." ”

"Oh. Zhang Qian hurriedly handed over the bowl and incense in her hand, but her heart fell, this... Is it really a fart that can do it?

Yang Du took the things, looked around, and found that there was not even a table, only a chair, and said in his heart, "Okay, the chair is the chair, and the will be down." ”

In the eyes of the two, they put the bowl on the chair, then lit three incense sticks, inserted them in the middle of the sand in the bowl, and said to Jerry, "Jerry, since you want to worship me as a teacher and are very sincere, then I will be disrespectful and accept you." ”

"Now, get on your knees!"

Yang Du snorted softly, startling Zhang Qian.

On your knees?

To whom to kneel?

"Poof. ”

It's just that Jerry on the side knelt on the ground with a puff, not only did he not have the slightest shame on his face, but he was extremely excited.

Because he knows what that means!

Apprentice!

Apprentices!

It's a ritual!

After this ceremony, he is Yang Du's apprentice, and he can get his true inheritance!

"My way is the way of heaven, for the way of the earth, for the universe, for the way of all spirits!

Boom.

Jerry slammed his head on the ground.

That strength made Zhang Qian on the side feel pain.

And Zhang Qian was even more confused.

Road?

What way?

Boss, you are a haircut, what does it have to do with the way of heaven?

And this Receiving Ceremony ... Weird, right?

Do you still need to kneel for haircuts?

"Two kowtows, worship the ground!" Yang Du sang again.

Bang.

Jerry kowtowed again.

"Three kowtows, worship the universe!"

Bang.

Jerry knocked again.

Zhang Qian was stunned.

Haircut... How does it have to do with the cosmic desolation?

Does the universe have to get a haircut too?

"Alright, get up. Yang Du said, "From today on, you Jerry is my apprentice, and you can be taught by me." ”

Yang Du looked at Jerry, whose head had been broken, but was extremely excited, and his heart fell, this guy, if he knew that he might not be able to learn anything from me, at most it was a barbering skill, would he hack me to death.

"Thank you, Master!"

"Don't worry, Master, I will definitely work hard!"

Jerry assured loudly.

"Well, then now, you go back, and I'll look for you when I make a plan. ”

"You are too weak now, you have to start from the basics. ”

Yang Du waved his hand, ready to send this guy away first. If you really want to teach, you can only wait for next week to see if there are any special abilities, and now you don't even have a theory.

"Yes, I'm really weak. ”

Jerry bowed his haughty head.

This scene, if it was seen by his group of mercenaries, it would definitely be shocked.

Weak?

Who dares to say that the mercenary "Rat King" is weak?

This is the real king of soldiers in the rain of bullets!

He calls himself the Mouse, but everyone else calls him the Rat King!

Cunning and ruthless!

"Okay, then I'll wait for Master to make a plan before I come back. ”

He originally wanted to ask how many days it would be booked, but he gave up thinking about it.

Can't.

This is your own master, and you must respect it!

If you ask too many questions, it will be upsetting, what should I do if I make Master angry?

Who let their foundation be poor, and can't get the top true inheritance as soon as they come up.

After speaking, he bowed deeply to Yang Du, then turned around and rode his heavy motorcycle away.

And Zhang Qian on the side, looking at this scene, was stunned for a while, and always felt that something was wrong.

Do you need to make a plan to learn a haircut?

Too weak?

This is practiced directly on the head of the dummy, isn't it all like this when laying the foundation?

Especially she couldn't figure it out, why didn't this foreigner learn hairdressing, why didn't he go to the regular Xindong Beauty and Hairdressing Academy, but instead worship the boss as a teacher?

The boss's skills are good, but there is still a gap between the teaching level and those people, right?

And she really hasn't seen it, a person who learns to barber has to bow down.

"Zhang Qian, it's closed today, I'll go out and find someone to make up for the store. ”

Yang Du said, picked up the cloth bag on the side, and walked out.

With so much money placed here, he is not at ease.

Three million, what if you lose it. He can fight now, but he can't defend against thieves.

Half an hour later, I arrived at the bank with cash, ready to deposit them all into my bank card.

"The mountains and rivers take turns, and I actually met her here. ”

It's just that Yang Du just finished calling the number and lined up, but he saw an eighteen or nineteen-year-old woman with fiery red waves, holding the arm of a boy with a blue two-dimensional hairstyle, and walked in.