"As a result, the division was unfavorable, and the electric motorcycle broke down halfway through."

Chen Yang laughed twice: "But I can't blame me, it's not me who broke her electric motorcycle, I can only blame her for not being fully prepared."

"You said that you were going to beat her students so that they couldn't get out of bed for half a month, how could she have the heart and time to prepare, she didn't eat dinner, and hurriedly entered our village."

The third aunt glanced at Chen Yang fiercely: "You said that you are such a person, why do you like to scare people so much?"

Chen Yang shrugged his brows: "What should I do then?" Is it difficult, do you still want me to carry a basket of fruits to apologize to her?"

"That's not necessary, sending fruit baskets is the practice of people in the city, and we don't like this in the countryside." The third aunt laughed, "I've helped you think about it, when you send your younger siblings to school early tomorrow morning, you will go and apologize to her by the way, and then invite her to dinner in the evening."

The fourth uncle and the third uncle didn't speak, just stood aside and laughed.

Xiao Qian also smiled.

The mountain lay on the ground, bored and looking at the insects on the ground.

Chen Yang rolled his eyes again.

Having said all this, he now understands the third aunt's intentions.

The apology is fake, and it is true that I want him to seduce the beautiful teacher.

Hey, do you really think of me Chen Yang as the fourth uncle's old bachelor who attracts bees and butterflies everywhere?

Oh, I, Chen Yang, am a bachelor for a lifetime, and I will never do that kind of thing that hurts morals and seduces women from good families.

However, for the sake of the third aunt being so dedicated to me, I still reluctantly pretended not to know her true intentions and obeyed her schemes.

This may be a bit of a warning, but to be honest, after just experiencing a failed marriage, if you are still reckless like an ignorant teenager, it will be too much of a failure.

It's okay to invite a beautiful teacher to dinner, but it is obviously impossible to develop according to the conspiracy of the third aunt.

Not to mention his own attitude, it's not certain whether the female teacher can look down on him as a hillbilly.

Recently, everyone is talking about giving him a blind date.,Last time the third grandfather gave a girl's WeChat, he didn't add it.,After the third grandfather verified the matter,It's been a few days since I paid attention to him.

The fourth grandfather was on the road, and he was also telling the fourth grandmother to find all kinds of divorced women for him.

What else to say, both of them have been divorced, so they can cherish this fate.

Chen Yang was speechless.

The fourth uncle is old, you are not in a hurry, why do you have to worry about me?

He said: "That's okay, it just so happens that tomorrow I have to go into the mountains to dig bamboo shoots, and when I send Junhui and them to school in the morning, I invite Junhui's homeroom teacher to come to the house for dinner, and then when I go into the mountains to dig bamboo shoots, I will get some game by the way."

"Delle." The third uncle was so happy that he couldn't keep his mouth shut.

The third aunt slapped him on the back: "Xiaoyang invited the female teacher to dinner, why are you so happy?"

"What's the matter?" the third uncle cried out, "I'm happy because I have something delicious to eat tomorrow."

"The ghost believes you." The third aunt rolled her eyes, and then looked at the third uncle with a disgusted gaze, "You don't look in the mirror, you're old, and you still want to beat other people's little girls, you are not ashamed, I am ashamed of you."

At this time, don't explain.

Once explained, it becomes a cover-up.

After more than ten years of married life, the third uncle finally realized this.

"Look, you don't have anything to say, right?" the third aunt sneered, "If you don't explain, then you acquiesce."

Third Uncle: ......

What kind of creature is a woman?

"Monster!"

"Hahaha, this is so funny.

At dinner, when several people sat around the table, they talked about the feat of hiding in circles in the mountains today, and they were all happy.

"But it's not." The fourth uncle was extremely proud when he remembered the way the flip-flop man was beaten on his chest by the agility of the mountain.

Ah, this mountain is really worthy of being a dog raised by my old Chen family, and it is better than other dogs.

Chen Yang also looked at Dashan with great pride, and threw a chicken leg to it: "Dashan, I will award you another chicken leg, this chicken leg was originally intended to be eaten by Xiao Qian, but for the sake of your excellent performance today, it will be given to you."

If the chicken shank is not counted, then the chicken has two chicken legs, just now the mountain has eaten one, and now the owner has awarded it another one, but didn't he give it all the chicken legs.

Although the aroma of the chicken leg is very fragrant, and the oil light reflected in the light is also very bright and bright, but the mountain is a mountain after all, and when it heard the owner say that the chicken leg was originally reserved for the little master, it did not open its mouth.

It just squatted a dozen centimeters away from the chicken legs, straightened its two front legs, and stared at the chicken legs that kept sending secret signals to it with burning eyes.

Eat me, eat me, eat me," the chicken leg said.

"Dashan, why don't you eat." Seeing that Dashan, who has always eaten ugly, unusually stood still this time, everyone was a little surprised.

Chen Yang pushed the chicken leg in front of it, but it retreated again and again, and raised its head from time to time, looking at the little master in Chen Yang's arms.

The little look seemed to say: "This is a chicken leg for the little master, I can't eat it, I can't eat it, I will never eat it!"

Seeing that it looked at Xiao Qian in his arms and raised one of its front paws to pull his shoes, Chen Yang understood what it meant.

I heard that the chicken leg is reserved for Xiao Qian, and it can actually control the 'power of the wilderness' in its own body, and turn a blind eye to its favorite chicken leg.

Alas!

Chen Yang sighed, lowered his head to look at Xiao Qian, who was staring at him in his arms, and said secretly in his heart: Why is our Xiao Qian's charm so great? Not only is it likable, but even dogs like him.

What's more, my father doesn't like women in this life, so this important task of opening up the branches and leaves for the Chen family can only be handed over to you.

If he said this, he might not be educated by the third aunt.

How can he be a father like this in this world? This doll is only a few months old, and he wants to let him pass on the family lineage and spread out?

You have the ability to do it yourself!

On it, on it!

Chen Yang looked up at the sun slowly rising from the southeast from a Guo-style angle, ignoring the few pot heads next to him who were making a fuss in order to grab the last Weilong spicy strip, and made a decision!

This decision is to listen to the words of the third aunt, and you must exhaust your efforts to invite the beautiful teacher to the house for dinner.

Isn't it beautiful to see the morning sun slowly rising from the southeast?

Or is it beautiful to see everything around you?

Although this is no longer Baishi Village, it is a village located on both sides of the village road.

Although there are occasional four-wheeled vehicles speeding by, it is not uncommon for two-wheeled motorcycles to rumble and break the morning silence.

However, one after another, the children who walked to the school in twos and threes, or the parents who escorted their children to school, were all full of warm smiles, just like the sun slowly rising from the southeast at this moment.

It's warm, it contains a faint glow, I don't care about the end of it that will fall in the evening, or I'm not afraid of the dark clouds that will cover it at any time.

It rose, as it usually does every morning.

Those children with immature faces may not know the pains of growing up, but the parents who escort their children must have tasted the bitterness.

But who cares about the past?

People always have to look forward.

Therefore, in such a warm morning and gentle breeze, they hold the child in one hand and the child's schoolbag in the other, and may be scolding the child's naughty in their mouths, but their faces, and even their eyes, are always filled with warm light.

Chen Yang should do the same.

The past will always pass.

People should look forward.

But in fact, he didn't have the idea of wanting to take a beautiful teacher into his pocket!

Alas, he is a vulgar man .

But at the same time a person who is disgusted with vulgarity.

You say that between a man and a woman, why can they only talk about love? Isn't it okay to be a pure friend?

Thinking about it, the beautiful teacher is also an intellectual, and there must be a world of difference from the 'dirty' idea of creating people when they see men and women in the village.

In the village, Chen Yang didn't dare to get too close to the unmarried women in the village, after all, people were terrible.

But this beautiful teacher is different.

At first glance, people look like that kind of little fairy who is out of the world, even if he stands with him, a turtle, the people in the village will only say that he is a toad and wants to eat swan meat, and will not imagine all kinds of ethical plots out of thin air.

In this case, Chen Yang can safely invite this beautiful teacher to eat at home.

It is said that in the city, rich people give gifts to teachers, red envelopes or something.

It's not popular in the local countryside, so Chen Yang thought about inviting a beautiful teacher to have a meal and improve the relationship, not asking to be friends with an intellectual like her, but asking for a familiar face in front of her, so that if a few pot heads make any mistakes in school, or are bullied or something, she may still be able to take care of one or two.

Anyway, Chen Yang's idea is that he feels that he should also look forward, but he is very self-aware and just wants to be familiar with the beautiful teacher, and he doesn't have any thoughts about men and women at all.

Looking ahead, it doesn't necessarily mean that you have to find a beautiful woman, that's too vulgar.

Looking ahead, it's time to meet more friends and make your life colorful.

"Oh, why are you so old and still ignorant?, as for a spicy strip to grab like this?" Chen Yang turned his head to look at a few pot lids, and still couldn't help complaining.

As soon as they heard this, Xiaomei Xiaohao, who didn't grab the last spicy strip, and Jiajia, as well as Junhui, who was eating with relish and tried his best to grab the last spicy strip, all looked at Brother Chen Yang with superman-like stars.

My brother said this, don't you want to buy a pack of spicy noodles for each of us?

After all, a pack of Weilong spicy strips is only five cents, and if there are four of them, one pack per person, a total of two yuan.

Two yuan is a drizzle for the current Chen Yang's brother, and it is a drop in the bucket!

"Brother, do you want to buy us spicy strips?" Jia Jia took Chen Yang's hand, shook it, and said coquettishly: "Brother, I want two packs, because I invited me to eat spicy strips at the same table yesterday, I have to invite her back today, one pack may not be enough."

Seeing this, Xiaomei Xiaohao also grabbed Chen Yang's brother's other hand: "Brother, brother, we also want two packs, and we also owe classmates spicy strips."

It's really like a twin, and they all say exactly the same thing.

In this way, Junhui is miserable.

Look at him, he can't be coquettish like Jiajia who is a girl, and he doesn't have twins on the side to sell cuteness with him.

Moreover, the posture of his snatching spicy strips just now really didn't look like a brother.

In this context, if he also told Brother Chen Yang that he wanted two packs of spicy strips, I am afraid that he would be refused, and he would even be sneered at by Brother Chen Yang.

So......

He swallowed the last spicy strip and said meaningfully, "Then I don't want it, I think I've eaten enough."

As he spoke, he swallowed his saliva vigorously and continued: "Brother Chen Yang, you bought my two packets and kept them, and took them home to my brother to eat."

That's a great idea!

In this way, Brother Chen Yang couldn't find a reason to reject him.

Moreover, he does think about his brother, who has not yet gone to school, and is studying on his own while recuperating from his injuries at home, which is very hard.

Although his parents usually make him all kinds of bone broth to drink, how can those light and tasteless things be compared to this refreshing spicy strip?

Chen Yang looked at Junhui's seven-point seriousness and three-point tangled look, and was very funny: "How do you know that I will definitely buy you spicy strips?"

Junhui pouted: "If you don't buy us spicy strips, then what are you going to buy for us?"

"Well, I don't want to eat popsicles right now," Xiaomei pouted, "Who knows if those popsicles have ever been licked by the commissary owner."

Chen yang......

"You're thinking too much." he slapped Junhui's brain, "Don't buy anything, hurry to school."

"Then you just said that we grabbed spicy strips or something, didn't you just want to buy spicy strips for us?" The reality made Junhui a little difficult to accept, so he hugged Chen Yang's brother's bucket waist, "If you don't buy spicy strips, don't let them go."

After that, he hurriedly handed out his eyes to a few little guys next to him.

A few little guys understood, and one by one they stretched out their little hooves, hugged Brother Chen Yang tightly, and let out a series of screams.

"If you don't buy spicy noodles, you won't go to school."

"I'm going to eat spicy strips."

"Brother, you don't talk much."

"Big liar."

"I want three packs of spicy strips."

Hey, it's still sitting on the ground.

But Chen Yang is not a person who is easy to bully, no matter how a few little guys howl, he is just indifferent.

It's not that he feels sorry for those few dollars, but the main thing is that he doesn't want to develop bad habits for these little guys.