505, why do you have a baby
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"You really don't care about those mutants anymore?"
"No matter, I can't manage it, how can I manage it?"
"Hehe, you're the superman of the world, you don't care, what should you do with the world?"
"Cut~, I'm just an ordinary superman, don't put a high hat on me, it's useless!"
In the craftsman café, Gu Meng drank tea and chatted with Chen Wei, Dou Wei, Li Guoqiang and others, and now the country is calm, which is completely different from the chaotic atmosphere in the United States, and he likes to stay in the country very much.
"Alas~, Gu Meng, this is your mistake, as the saying goes, the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility, you are a superman, you were born to save the world, how can you give up easily?"
Dou Wei pursed his lips and said unashamedly, "If I had your ability, I would definitely kill all the mutants and return the world to a bright world."
"Don't brag, you don't even dare to kill chickens, you dare to kill"
Gao Xiaosong sneered, talking about Dou Wei killing chickens There is another interesting story, the year before last, Dou Wei and Xu Jinglei achieved positive results and entered the palace of marriage.
In the past, Dou Wei was a top musician in China, and Miss Xu admired him very much and was his little fan.
Unexpectedly, after getting married, his impression of him changed sharply.
This matter starts with a chicken, it is said that last year Miss Xu was pregnant and confined, and the family bought a few old hens for them to raise, and asked Dou Wei to have time to stew chicken soup for Miss Xu to replenish her body.
Dou Wei agreed, and two days later, he held a kitchen knife and gestured at the chicken's neck for half an hour, but he still couldn't do it.
Miss Xu persuaded him to be bold, killing chickens is very simple, as soon as he closes his eyes, he uses force, and it is solved with a click, so he doesn't need to be nervous.
But no matter what Miss Xu said, Dou Wei couldn't do it.
Miss Xu sarcastically said that he was not a man.
Dou Wei directly threw down the kitchen knife and said, 'You can do it, you can do it'
Miss Xu sneered, held her stomach, held a kitchen knife, pressed the chicken head on the wooden pier, and with a click, the chicken head fell off.
She carried the headless hen, turned around and smiled and asked, how is it?
Dou Wei looked at the old hen that kept trembling, his little face turned pale with fright, his whole body was cold, and he scolded, you crazy woman, you ran away in a hurry, and you didn't dare to go home for a day.
Afterwards, Miss Xu accidentally said it.
It became a joke in the small circle.
"Why are you mentioning that again, boring or not?"
Dou Wei took a sip of beer and choked, his old face flushed.
"Haha, you don't even dare to kill chickens, and you say killing, you are at best a strong mouth"
Gao Xiaosong grinned and quipped.
"Hehe, you said I don't dare, do you dare? Have you ever killed a chicken?" Dou Wei retorted.
Gao Xiaosong froze for a moment, "I... Of course I dare!"
"Haha, Sister Shen, has Gao Xiaosong ever killed chickens at home?"
Dou Wei turned his head to look at the sofa outside, Gao Xiaosong's daughter-in-law Sister Shen, Dou Wei's daughter-in-law Miss Xu, Chen Wei's wife Wang Yun, and Gu Meng's family chatting together.
Without waiting for Sister Shen to reply, Gao Xiaosong waved his hand and shouted loudly, "Let's talk to a few old men, what are you calling outside?"
"Haha, you still say that I am a strong king, aren't you?"
Dou Wei came to a mocking counterattack, leaving Gao Xiaosong speechless.
Gao Xiaosong didn't want to dwell on killing chickens, so he quickly changed the topic, "Gu Meng, you have killed a few mutants, what is it like to kill someone? I heard that some people will suffer from mental illness after killing people, does it affect you if you kill so many people?"
"Yes, yes, I'm also quite interested in this question, let's talk about it!" Dou Wei asked curiously.
Gu Meng glanced at the two of them, and said dissatisfiedly, "Who told you that I killed someone? Murder is a crime, whether it is an ordinary person or a mutant, if I kill someone, I can still sit here and chat with you safely?"
"Don't quibble, we've all heard that you killed dozens of people in Xiangjiang, Goryeo, and Rice, and killed mutants, some people say that you are the terminator, the mutant nemesis"
"Fake"
Gu Meng took a sip of tea and said, "When I meet mutants, I will directly knock them out, exchange them for money with the police, and the police will send them to the laboratory for research, how can I get money if I want to kill them?"
"Oh, I see!"
Gao Xiaosong and Dou Wei nodded understandingly, "Your identity is equivalent to a bounty hunter?"
"Yes, that's it"
Gu Meng laughed, what he said was not a lie, the mutant met him, he was either knocked unconscious and captured, or he simply blew himself up, he really didn't kill anyone.
"Huh!"
Chen Wei smiled and asked, "Gu Meng, what are your plans next?"
Gu Meng grinned, "Don't worry about it for the time being, I plan to use my spare time in the past few years to have more children, and after eighteen years, I will have a group of helpers, do I still need to be afraid of mutants?"
"Makes sense!"
Gao Xiaosong and Dou Wei agreed, the children of the Gu family are very powerful, Gu De and Gu Chengcheng are not in the country, it is not clear that Gu De and Gu Chengcheng are not in the country, his family's junior and fourth children are particularly powerful, five or six years old little fart babies, dare to be right with teenage children, the key is to win, and now they are all like little tigers, and they will have it when they grow up.
"I heard that Zhao Jia and the concubine are pregnant, and you will have two more boys in your family next year, congratulations!"
"Hey, hey, it's easy to say!"
In fact, not only Zhao Jia and Wang Xiaofei are pregnant, but also Deng Lijun and Li Zhener, next year there will be not two more in the family, but four, they are worried that they will be called Dumas by a few guys, so they are embarrassed to say it.
"Haha, Xiao Song, look at Gu Meng, new people are added to the family every year, you and Sister Shen have been married for two years, why haven't you moved?"
Only Gao Xiaosong was the only one present, and Dou Wei couldn't help but quip.
"Uh~"
Gao Xiaosong scratched his long hair, a little embarrassed.
It's normal to mix in other circles, it's normal to have no children, and those who play rock don't like to have children, because how can they rock and roll when they have children.
But in Gu Meng's circle, if there is no child in the family, he can't raise his head.
Chen Wei was probably influenced by Gu Meng and gave birth to two sons, and the children were counting on adding another daughter.
Dou Wei became a father last year, and he will probably be a father again next year.
There are also Zhang Lin, Liu Fucai, Wang Heng, Li Guoqiang, and at least one child in the family.
They are most likely affected by Gu Meng.
Gao Xiaosong glanced at him resentfully, what is wrong with having the energy to do something, why do you have so many children?
Gu Meng saw that his face was not good, and thought, could it be that Gao Xiaosong has something unspeakable?
"Xiao Song, are you not feeling well, do you want me to help, uh, don't get me wrong, I mean to help find a doctor, the doctor in Aoyama Hospital is very good"
Gao Xiaosong's face turned dark, and he said angrily: "I'm very good!"
"Haha, Xiao Song, if you have a problem, just say it, don't shy away from the doctor!"
Dou Wei joked, "If you don't want to find a doctor, I recommend 'Life No. 1', this medicine is taken for a long time, the effect is good and affordable."
Gao Xiaosong glared at him angrily, "I'm fine, only a person with kidney deficiency like you would use Life No. 1"
"Hehe, no matter what you say, I'm going to have two kids soon"
Dou Wei gestured proudly with two fingers.
"Humph!"
Gao Xiaosong stood up with a black face and walked out.
"Hey, Xiao Song, we're kidding, don't be angry!"
"Hmph, isn't it just a child, what's the big deal!"
Gao Xiaosong was not ashamed, and walked outside to pull his wife and said, "Let's go, my wife will go home, let's have a baby!"
"What nerves are you!"
His wife, Sister Shen, followed with a red face.
There was a burst of hearty laughter in the café.
After Gao Xiaosong left, Gu Meng also went home, and after the children got out of school in the afternoon, he continued to teach a few little guys to practice kung fu, what he said to Chen Wei just now was not a lie.
He doesn't catch mutants now for two purposes, one is that there are too many mutants now, and one person can't catch them all, and when the mutants kill each other, a very powerful mutant will appear, as long as that one is solved, the effect will be better.
Second, he taught the children to practice kung fu, which is to prepare for long-term planning and fight a protracted battle.
"Xiaohu, Yanyan, Xiaowei, Xiaosi... Stand up and watch my movements!"