"Yang Du, what's wrong?"

"Are you alright?"

At this time, Su Xiaoya heard a strange noise in the kitchen, and hurriedly put down the work in her hand and ran to the door of the bathroom to ask, her voice full of worry.

"It's okay, the toothbrush case is broken, and the water has accidentally spilled on the floor. ”

Yang Du explained, while picking up the mop, ready to mop the water on the ground.

"Oh. ”

Su Xiaoya, who was outside the door, blinked her eyes, wrote down the incident, and at the same time decided to go out at noon and buy a new toothbrush case for Yang Du to come back.

A few minutes later.

Su Xiaoya prepared millet porridge and homemade bread, plus eggs and lettuce, and put them on the table. "Yang Du, the meal is ready, you can come out to eat. ”

"Well, here we are. Yang Du answered and walked out.

"You don't have to set it up every time, I don't even have to do it with my hands. ”

Yang Du looked at the neatly arranged meals and sighed with emotion.

"No. Su Xiaoya smiled lightly, "I took your money, of course I have to do this, don't they all serve you dishes in the restaurant." ”

"This is what I should ... ”

Well?

It's just that the next moment, Su Xiaoya looked at Yang Du's head and was directly stunned.

Immediately after, laughing.

Three seconds.

Five seconds.

More than ten seconds later, Su Xiaoya had already covered her stomach with her hands, and her body slid from the chair to the ground, and she was almost out of breath laughing.

His face was flushed.

But Yang Du looked embarrassed, sitting there not knowing what to say.

My hairstyle, that's all that funny?

"You... How did you get your hair like this? When did you cut it?"

Almost half a minute later.

Su Xiaoya leaned on the chair and stood up, "But don't say it, it's really like the Monkey King hairstyle in "Dragon Ball". ”

"It's cool. ”

"Can I touch it?"

As he spoke, he was about to touch Yang Du's head.

"No, you can't. ”

"I only touch my daughter-in-law's head. ”

Yang Du hurriedly made an excuse and pinned his head to the side.

You can't let Su Xiaoya touch it, maybe the system will power itself again.

"Your daughter-in-law?"

Su Xiaoya hurriedly stopped, but looked at Yang Du, her heart was beating, and she wanted to stretch out her hand even more.

"I had a dream a few days ago that I dreamed of the Son Goku of Dragon Ball, so I got such a haircut. ”

Yang Du said a lame reason, and then picked up the chopsticks, "Eat and eat." ”

"Okay, okay, let's not talk about it. ”

Su Xiaoya couldn't help laughing, but she was thinking in her heart, who is Sun Wukong's daughter-in-law in "Dragon Ball"?

Kiki?

Why don't I get a Kiki haircut?

"Here, eat this, the little tomatoes I just bought yesterday, you can taste them. ”

Su Xiaoya picked up a small tomato like a crystal grape and handed it to Yang Du.

"Hmm. ”

Yang Du stuffed it into his mouth, like a cow chewing a peony, he didn't know that the dozen or so small tomatoes on the plate alone were already more than fifty yuan, and ordinary families would rarely buy them.

After a while, Yang Du finished eating the dates, picked up the dishes and chopsticks and prepared to wash, but was stopped by Su Xiaoya, "I said that you don't need to do it, I took your money, and I should do it." ”

As he spoke, he got up and put away Yang Du's dishes and chopsticks.

And Yang Du looked at this scene with some emotion.

I don't think I've taken shit luck, six hundred yuan, almost like finding a life nanny who serves me.

Yesterday, Su Xiaoya walked into her room and washed all her dirty clothes, including the innermost ones.

"Then I'll go first and go to work. ”

Yang Du felt that if anyone married a woman like Su Xiaoya in the future, he would definitely die happily.

But he's definitely out of action.

Unworthy.

You know your own home.

"Well, be careful on the road. ”

Su Xiaoya put down her hand and smiled at Yang Du, just like the hostess of the family, but she couldn't help but stare at Yang Du's flame head and felt so funny.

It's not at all the same as the information she has.

But you really don't remember me at all?

。。。

"Wang Ming, slow down!"

"If we hit someone, our life will be over!"

A Volkswagen Passat is speeding at a speed of 90 kilometers per hour on an asphalt road with few pedestrians.

Although it is a suburb and there are few traffic lights, it is not a highway.

The woman sitting in the co-pilot was even more frightened staring ahead, her hands clutching her clothes, just now, they almost hit a child crossing the road!

"Shut up!"

"It's still beeping at this time!"

The driver Wang Ming was also red, nervous and crazy, and the hand holding the steering wheel was faintly sweating, and when he heard his wife still being noisy in his ears like a fly at this time, he suddenly roared.

He didn't want to do that either, but he couldn't help it.

He had just driven madly in front of a bunch of traffic police who were testing for drunk driving, and a traffic police officer on a motorcycle was chasing him behind him!

"Shut up?"

"Why should I shut up!"

"If you don't listen to the substitute driver, you have to drive it yourself!"

Not only did the woman not stop, but she slammed back, "I said a long time ago, sooner or later, you will be killed by your drinking!"

She was furious, too.

They attended a party last night, and at three o'clock in the middle of the night, her husband was still drinking with friends, and if he was investigated, he would definitely be drunk driving.

is to be sentenced, and you will not be allowed to take a driver's license again for five years.

That's why they're so crazy.

"I'm paralyzing you!"

The man's lungs are about to explode, when is this, your yellow-faced woman still added fuel to the fire on me, and at the same time felt that I was really lucky to get home, and there was a traffic police officer investigating drunk driving early in the morning!

"Someone, slow down, slow down!"

It's just that the next moment, not long after the next turn, the woman in the co-pilot suddenly screamed in horror, and seven or eight meters in front of her, a person was crossing the road.

The man driving the car slammed on the brakes even more frantically.

But how far is this point enough?

"It's over... ”

"This life is over. ”

"Drunk driving hits someone... ”

The woman had closed her eyes in horror, not daring to imagine what would happen next.

My husband is afraid that he will have to work in prison for the rest of his life, and he will have to pay a large amount of compensation.

What about the child?

"I'll fuck you, so fast!"

Yang Du, who was crossing the street, was stunned, what the is this car, so fast!

There was nothing just now.

In an instant, the hairs stood on end, and the spirit was even tighter to the bones, as if death had descended.

Will you be hit and killed?

But it was still like a conditioned reflex, and his hands couldn't help but stretch out, as a block.

"Bang. ”

In the next moment, there was an earth-shattering bang.

I saw the speeding car, which turned over directly in the air, and then smashed heavily on the isolation belt on the side, and slid for no less than twenty or thirty meters before stopping.

And Yang Du, who was hit, didn't even take half a step back.

"I... Am I okay?"

Yang Du was extremely confused.

That's it?

He just thought he was going to be knocked off, or even die.

But now, how is the car flying, and not itself?

Hurriedly looked down to check his whole body, fortunately, his arms and legs were all there, and even his leg hair was not missing, and there was not much severe pain.

Just...

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