The morning sun hit the bed quilt through the glass, the alarm clock rang earlier than the ringtone of the mobile phone, Haichuan jumped up from the bed, today I want to participate in a pre-job training speech, you heard it right, it is a pre-job training speech, as a student who graduated from college not long ago, I have to share my job search experience with the students who are about to graduate from the senior year, this is not a joke?

Thinking of this, even he muttered, and the mobile phone alarm clock turned off and rang again.

Originally, this was handed over to Teacher Chen Li by the head of the department, but who would have thought that this big beauty didn't know what nerves to make, and said that she was going to go to the capital, and it would take several days, the head of the department looked at him with bad intentions, saying that they were all young people, and it would be regarded as an experience, and it would be easier for young people to communicate with each other.

Haichuan actually has a heart: *********

Came to the school, Haichuan lay on the work and squinted and rotated the pen in his hand, thinking of the picture of shooting down the drone last night, could it be that the metal in the body can not only have an amazing impact on the objects in contact, but even the air can act to form a huge force?

In fact, theoretically speaking, whether it is a tornado, lightning or electromagnetic waves, it seems that it cannot be grasped or touched by hand, but it is affected by many conditions such as density in the air and electromagnetic fields to form huge energy. And if his body generates enough force to affect the formation of these special gravitational forces, magnetic fields, etc., it can naturally act on objects that are not in direct contact.

"Mr. Haichuan, you don't want your students to spend a few minutes waiting for you. ”

Haichuan opened his eyes, and Teacher Yang Hexiang pointed to his watch.

Haichuan jumped up and hugged the prepared courseware into his arms.

"Teacher Yang, if you are not the mother of a child, I would like to enjoy a candlelight dinner with you while playing the piano music of "Romantic Wedding"," Haichuan just went out and hurriedly returned to get the pen on the table, "By the way, you are more beautiful today." ”

Yang Hexiang: "Could it be the reason why I wore blush today?"

"Today, I am very happy to share my pre-job experience with you, but I forgot to introduce myself, my name is Haichuan, and I am a teacher of nutrition courses. Haichuan smiled and said to the senior students in the audience.

When the students saw that the teacher was so young and a little handsome, they applauded even louder.

"To be honest, I've only graduated for a year, and I've never even been out of school, so I'm really ashamed, and I don't know how to share with you about finding a job, but I do my best to answer any questions from my classmates. ”

In such a large lecture hall, there are several classes of students, as little as more than 300 people, although we all know that the pre-job work sharing of teachers in the school is to make a PPT form of courseware on paper, after all, many teachers are working in the school, have never been out of the society, how can there be any social experience to share. Besides, most of the people here are not studying normal classes, so everyone comes with the purpose of mixing credits, but even so, the school is too perfunctory, let a "student" who has just graduated teach students?

There were some girls in the classroom who began to discuss.,Isn't this teacher from the Computer Department of Jianghai University before?,I heard that he's still a scumbag.,All kinds of department flowers.、Courtyard flowers、School flowers.,Anyway, those who look a little beautiful can't escape the claws of this scumbag.。

"I heard that this scumbag has recently extended his claws to Fang Jingxuan in the Department of Chemistry!"

"Damn, that's my goddess, this beast. ”

"What is this, when I went to look for my girlfriend that day, I found that he secretly came out of the girls' dormitory, I guess he must be peeping at girls taking a bath or stealing girls' underwear or underwear or something......"

"I'm rubbing, I haven't even been to the girls' toilet, this beast is actually going in and out of the girls' dormitory!"

The gossip is overwhelming, which is much more interesting than the pre-job experience sharing.

"Do you need to ask questions?" Haichuan looked around at the crowd, and saw that everyone was very active, enthusiastically discussing the problem.

A female student stood up: "Teacher, I have a question. ”

"Speak. ”

"Teacher, I heard that when you were studying at Jianghai University, you harmed many good-looking girls, is this true?"

Haichuan was suddenly stunned, polite but embarrassed: "That female classmate, what we are discussing today is a discussion of pre-job experience, not some lace news, you change the question." ”

"But teacher, what if we go out of society to find a job and are deceived by a scumbag with bad intentions, self-protection is also very important. A girl next to him stood up, presumably her roommate.

Now these students are really unconscious, isn't this clearly saying that they are scumbags?

"Okay, I'll give you a good talk today," he stepped off the podium, pointed to the male classmate in front of him, and handed the microphone to his mouth, "What do you think can be called a scumbag." ”

The male classmate glanced left and right, and said unconfidently: "The scumbag should be handsome, rich, and warm to everyone, can speak sweet words, and is handsome like the teacher." ”

Haichuan is very young because he jumped a few levels in elementary school, and all the students present are juniors, most of whom are older than him, and saying that he is a little fresh meat also makes everyone laugh.

"What about you?" he handed the microphone to the other classmates.

"Hmm...... Flower heart, make several girlfriends at the same time, meet one and love one. ”

Haichuan nodded with satisfaction and walked to the podium.

"All the students have heard it, please look at the teacher carefully and carefully, and keep the teacher's appearance in mind, a handsome, golden, and warm smile like me, a boy who is very good to everyone, is a scumbag. ”

"Shh......h

"Damn, this teacher is too shameless. ”

"Oops, this teacher is so cute, I want to chase him. ”

"Fangfang, don't make trouble, although he is a little handsome, even a little humorous, but ...... It seems to be really attractive!"

"Okay, joking with everyone, what I said earlier is true, but the teacher I'm not a scumbag, as for the previous school rumors that I soaked a certain department of flowers, school flowers, chrysanthemums at the school gate, it's all misinformation, in fact, they are all active in pursuing your excellent teachers, but I didn't promise, so I'm still single, if you're interested, you can stay after class and add the teacher's WeChat, and the teacher can answer your questions. ”

"Nima, beasts, originally monks have more meat and less meat, and they can't give them a way to live. "The boys complained en masse.

"Lili, wait for you to go to the dormitory first, my seat is a little wet, I have to wipe it later before I can leave. The female classmate looked at Haichuan with a flushed and shy expression on her face.

"Okay, let's not talk about it, let's get to the point, although your teacher has been working in the school since graduating from college, but I still do a good job of courseware, and don't you wonder why I, a recent undergraduate graduate, can serve as a teacher in the best university in China? I'm afraid this has never appeared in the history of Jianghai University, right?"

Haichuan looked around the field, saw the surprised expressions of his classmates, and smiled with satisfaction, which was exactly the effect he wanted.

"It's true, I heard that he was a man of the year in college, and he blossomed in morality, intelligence and physical fitness, although his professional results were not top, but he won the first place in computer competitions every year. A student whispered.

"No, our last senior sister of the Department of Economics and Management admired him very much, and sent him water on the basketball court every day, and he sent it for a month, but after winning the basketball game in the school games, people came to her, thinking that they wanted to hug her, but they only said: It's not easy to open a commissary now, and the delivery is delivered to the basketball, and then he took out a hundred yuan and said that the water money was stuffed into her hand this month. "The boys in the management department exchanged heads and listened with great pleasure.

"Isn't it, according to what you say, what he said may still be true, it was all others chasing her, and he couldn't even be too busy to refuse others?" A male classmate next to him covered his head with his hands, looking incredulous.

Haichuan couldn't hear what they were saying, but Haichuan was indeed a school man in college, and bipolar disorder was tormenting him for a long time from junior high school to high school, and he had tasted what real loneliness was, being in the abyss, and not having a friend around him.

It's not that he hasn't worked hard, he showed his amazing IQ when he was in elementary school, and his high IQ made him superior in academic performance. The second grade of primary school has already completed the fifth-grade questions, and he is the first in the Olympiad every time, not to mention the first in the first grade, and he is the first place in Jianghai City every year, because he will always be a full score, and there is no essay and reading in primary school that are easy to lose marks, so it is extremely easy for him to get a full score.

So he was promoted from the second grade to the fourth grade, and from the fourth grade to the sixth grade, in the eyes of others he was a genius, the special care of the teacher, the supervision of his parents, made him a learning machine, he was isolated from the "average student", plus the continuous skipping of grades made him out of the normal growth trajectory, so from junior high school, he gradually suffered from bipolar disorder.

At first, he hid himself, but it was too late, he lost the ability to communicate with others, lost the ability to control his emotions, he would often hide alone, slap himself, nails into his thighs, abdomen and other masochistic behaviors.

So when he went to college, he wanted to get back what he had lost, so he tried a lot of sports, joined clubs, and did what he wanted to do but didn't.

"I said that I was sharing my experience before I worked, but I think the most important thing before looking for a job is to have a perfect resume, do you want to know how the teacher made a good resume so that the school can admit me exceptionally......?

After the time of joking and farting, Haichuan seriously shared on the stage how to make a resume before work, as well as the way to find a job, and the matters that should be paid attention to during the follow-up interview

But just after ten minutes of speaking, there was a continuous coughing sound from the audience, interrupting Haichuan.

"That classmate, is last night's barbecue too delicious, or is it that you can bury your head in the arms of your pet dog in the morning to make you cough several times?" Haichuan tilted his head and kneaded the chalk to look at him, causing the classmates in the audience to laugh.

But it seemed that he had no intention of stopping, and the classmate next to him realized that something was wrong and hurriedly called Haichuan down.

When he came over to take a look, he found that her face had turned red, her breathing was very short, her forehead was very hot, and she measured it with her hand to see if it was 39 degrees.

"Get it to the infirmary. Haichuan couldn't care so much, picked up the girl and rushed to the infirmary.

came to the infirmary, the doctor in the infirmary put her on the bed and lay her down, gave her cardiopulmonary resuscitation, and asked the part-time student assistant to put a simple respirator on the female classmate, under her rescue, the female classmate seemed to be breathing, she checked the heart rate before there was a slight beat, and after the incident, she glanced at Haichuan behind her.

"Hurry up and call 120 for first aid, you students, the school's infirmary is only suitable for daily illnesses, and you should call the emergency number as soon as possible for this major acute illness. She said quietly, still doing CPR.

Haichuan also saw the seriousness of the matter, and didn't say anything, took out his mobile phone and dialed 120.

He saw that this female classmate's face was getting redder and redder, and when he touched it with his hand, it was like touching the oven, which didn't look like a common cold!