304. Don't fall in love with me
() Night.
In the moving car, ** is driving quietly.
In the back seat, Gu Meng was still wearing Sun Dasheng's mask and didn't say a word.
There is also a beautiful woman sitting next to her, Zhong Chuhong.
How did this woman come from?
Saying that, Gu Meng and ** quietly touched into the courtyard, and suddenly heard a laugh, "Big beauty, you are calling, even if you cut your throat, no one will come to save you."
Then I heard a few familiar scolds, 'Don't come here', 'I'm an actor from Shaw Brothers, if something happens to me, Uncle Six will definitely not let you go'
"Hehe, Uncle Six, I'm so scared, do you think our B society is afraid of Uncle Shao?"
The other party did not mean to let go, and continued to move, preparing for the overlord to make a hard bow.
Outside the window, there was still a group of people watching the excitement, waiting to see the car inside, drooling with envy, and shouting 'come on' in their mouths.
Seeing that the beauty was about to suffer, Gu Meng and ** operated as fiercely as a tiger and knocked over the people outside the window.
Bang!
Gu Meng kicked the door open again.
Before the other person could get up from the bed, he flew out and kicked the other person in the chest.
So I didn't die, and I hit the corner of the table all of a sudden.
didn't say a word, burped on the spot, and when he died, his lips were reversed, revealing a mouthful of brown buckteeth, which was a little disgusting.
So he rescued Miss Zhong very smoothly.
"Are you a mute old bean? Surely you are, even though you wear a mask, I know it's you!"
After being rescued, Zhong Chuhong seemed to have a dementia, and always liked to look at Gu Daguan.
To put it nicely is gratitude, but to put it ugly, she must be greedy.
There are enough sisters around him, and Gu Meng has already figured out the thoughts of these big women, so he doesn't want to ignore her, so as not to be taken advantage of.
"Don't pretend, I know you're a dumb old bean!"
Suddenly, Zhong Chuhong made a move, and suddenly unveiled the mask of Gu Daguan.
Gu Meng shrugged his shoulders and smirked at Miss Zhong, hoping that she would recognize the deity and the deity would be able to speak.
pity
Miss Zhong never seemed to pay attention to Asian macho men, track and field supermen, and mainland rock kings Gu Daguanren, and she was not surprised by his appearance, and said...
"Dumb old bean, it turns out that you are also a beautiful boy, like a Western man, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, and a tough facial contour..."
Hearing that the girl praised her appearance in 126 words, Gu Meng secretly pursed her lips.
Girl, you are talking nonsense with your eyes open, the purpose is too obvious, isn't it just to covet me?
This kind of routine is not played by the boys.
When boys play girls, they often say, "You're beautiful, you're beautiful, you're sexy...
It's not about dominating this beauty, sexy, red lips.
"Dumb old bean, did you hear that something happened to me, so you rushed over to save me?"
Zhong Chuhong stared at his eyes, very grateful.
I just left the crew today, and I was about to drive home, when I was robbed by a bucktooth and someone, pulled into the walled city, and locked up in the room.
That scene is really a scene that the heavens should not be, and the earth is not spiritual.
She secretly thought how much she wished that there would be a superman in this world who could come down from the sky and punish the evil and eliminate the evil.
Thinking of Superman, she couldn't help but think of Superman Lao Bean, if only he were there, he would definitely be able to save himself.
Just as he was thinking, a masked man burst in from outside the door and kicked the bucktooth man over.
From the strength of the masked man from coming in to his feet, she immediately recognized that it was the mute old bean, and he really came.
At that moment, her mood was very complicated, and she had a feeling that she had found the other half of her life, but she had a boyfriend, who was the right person?
"Dumb old bean, don't pretend, I know you're not a fool"
Zhong Chuhong stared at him, how could a fool sneak into the walled city quietly?
Hey!
Gu Meng smirked again, I don't want to deal with you, isn't it more attractive to be a cold male god?
The colder the temperament, the more dogs are licked, and many goddesses do this, as if licking dogs love popsicles.
"Can you be normal?"
Zhong Chuhong was a little crazy when she saw his smirk, she waved her fist and gestured to hit someone.
"Hey, hey!"
"You!"
Zhong Chuhong put down his fist and lay on the seat a little weakly.
Turning his head, he looked at his side face and said slowly, "Dumb old bean, are you and your companion secret agents, like James Bond, on missions all over the world, but in order to cover your identity, you deliberately pretended to be stupid, and you also pretended to be deaf and dumb, and you didn't even tell the concubine about this, right?"
Gu Meng rushed to the roof of the car, his eyeballs flipped up 45 degrees, he was worthy of being an actor, and his mind was full of drama.
"Smack!"
Suddenly, Zhong Chuhong snapped his hand nervously, and said with a smile: "Last time, Director Guan said that my script was thin, this time I know how to write it, an agent is tired of the wandering life, and picked up a little girl in Xiangjiang, so he decided to stay here, he moved bricks in the construction site during the day to earn money, and became an ordinary working father, and came out at night to perform tasks, do chivalrous deeds, and save the world, how about the name of this movie is 'Superman Agent'?"
"Where's Daddy?"
Gu Meng couldn't help but say, "Daddy is the key to attracting people, and it's more appropriate to call it 'Agent Daddy'." ”
"Haha, you finally spoke, in fact, from the first time I saw you, I thought you weren't a fool"
Zhong Chuhong said happily.
Gu Mengwan didn't have the consciousness of being fooled.
"Yes, I'm not deaf, dumb or stupid, but I give you a word of advice in advance, don't fall in love with me, because I have a girlfriend, and there is more than one, once you like me, you will be doomed. ”
Zhong Chuhong was stunned for a moment, then suddenly patted the cushion and laughed, "It's the first time I've seen a man as narcissistic as you, I'm the sexy goddess in the hearts of boys, I'll Zhong Chuhong like you?"
Gu Meng said without blushing, "If there is a change, if there is no encouragement!"
"Stinky beauty, why do you think I'm going to like you?"
Gu Meng thought for a while, "Because when you look at me, your eyes are colorful."
Squeak~
The car suddenly skidd, apparently ** driving skills are not up to par, and there is a problem.
Zhong Chuhong also had a situation, when the car was shaking, she took the opportunity to turn upside down, wanting to take advantage.
Gu Meng just hugged it, and hurriedly let go and raised his hand to show his innocence.
"Aunt Hong, please respect yourself!"
"Haha..."
Zhong Chuhong fell on the seat and laughed directly.
She wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes and said, "Please stop talking, I think it's better for you to be dumb, I will die laughing if you talk again."
"Well, now do you understand why I'm pretending to be deaf and dumb?"
"Why?"
"If I don't speak, you can't stop my charm, and when you open your mouth, you will definitely like me"
"Don't worry, absolutely not!"
The car slowly drove to Zhong Chuhong's apartment.
Zhong Chuhong limped out of the car, staggering a little, "Hey, Superman, you're a man, can't you get out of the car and help me upstairs?"
"No way!"
Gu Meng shook his head, "If I go up, you will definitely want me to go in and have a drink, and then ask me to stay overnight, so I won't be fooled by you!"
"Puff~~"
Zhong Chuhong almost fell to the ground.
"Be careful!"
Gu Meng still reached out and stopped her waist, feeling pretty good.
"Superman, why did you get out of the car again, aren't you afraid that I will take advantage of you?"
"Don't be afraid, if you dare to take advantage of me, I will definitely resist hard"
Laugh at~
The car suddenly jumped out and almost hit the wall.
Zhong Chuhong laughed directly into his arms, but he took advantage of it.
What can Gu Meng do, he can only hold her tightly to prevent her from lying on the ground, how dirty!