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"He's made a lot of money tonight, hasn't he?" said the redhead!

"It's not a lot of money to get five hundred yuan for a hard beating!" said the cuckoo!

"Well, this is his first fight!

So be it - I'll add six hundred to him in the next game!"

"How about one thousand four?" asked Tarzan!

"Nine hundred," said the redhead!

"How about putting him in a swimsuit instead of a diaper hat?" said Cuckoo!

"The audience loves it," said the redhead, "and that's his appearance!"

"You're going to dress up like that?" said Tarzan!

"I'm not brain-dead!" said the redhead!

"Shut my beak!" said Tarzan!

The third opponent is called "Flea"!

He wore a little peck like a fly, and his mask contained two large protruding eyes!

I could throw him around on the stage and finally sit on his head and get my eight hundred!

Moreover, the audience also shouted wildly: "We want 'Bean'! We want 'Bean'!"

Next, I played against "Neurotic" and they even asked me to hit him on the head with a fairy wand!

After that, I dealt with many guys, and Tarzan and I barely saved 5,000 yuan to start a seahorse breeding business!

But, at the same time, I gradually became quite popular with the audience!

Women would write to me, and some even sold conical paper hats as souvenirs!

Sometimes when I come on the stage, there are almost 100 people in the audience wearing paper hats and clapping and cheering me by my nickname, which makes me feel intoxicated, you know?

At the same time, Cuckoo and I were in a good relationship—except for the cunning!

Every night when she gets back to the apartment, we make our own dinner, and then the three of us sit in the living room and plan how to start a seahorse business!

We're going to go to the Golden River, the home of the little frogs, and find a swamp near Golden Bay!

We'll have to buy some big barbed wire and small nets, as well as a boat and seahorse fodder!

While we wait for the first harvest, we have to have a place to live, buy some groceries, and have an iron road to sell the seahorses to the market!

All in all, he estimated that it would take about 5,000 yuan to afford the first year's expenses - and after that, we would be self-sufficient!

Now it's the cuckoo that's in question!

She said that we have saved 5,000 yuan, so why not pack our bags and go south?

Well, she has a point, but honestly, I don't want to leave yet!

Well, since playing in the "Apple Cup" against those guys, I never felt like I had any real achievements!

Maybe I felt a little bit of this way when I was playing table tennis in the Kingdom of God, but it only lasted a few weeks!

But now, you know, every Saturday night, I hear people cheering and cheering!

And they're applauding me – whether I'm brain-dead or not!

You should listen to the cheers of the crowd when I slaughtered "Tofu Brain", who had a hundred-dollar bill stuck to his whole body in eight games! and "The King of Terror", I gave him a takedown on the spot and won the Eastern Conference championship ribbon!

But one day, the cuckoo came home from work and said, "Zhou Bo, we have to talk about it!"

We went out of the iron gate to take a walk near a small stream, and the cuckoo found a place to sit down, and then said, "Zhou Bo, I think it's too much to bite this rice!"

"What do you say?" I asked, in fact, I knew how much in my heart!

"I mean, we've got nearly 10,000 dollars now, almost double what Tarzan said it would cost to raise seahorses!

"I'm not playing tricks on myself," I said, "I've got to think about my audience! I'm a very famous person now, I can't just walk away!"

"Cow dung," said the cuckoo, "what is 'audience fan' and what does it mean to be 'famous'?"

They're just a bunch of bastards, paying to see this kind of bullshit! A bunch of adults going on stage in suspenders, pretending to hurt each other!

Who has ever heard of someone calling themselves 'Tree Roots', 'Shell Lang Daxian' or something - and you, claiming to be 'Bean'!"

"What's wrong with that?" I asked!

"Uh, so how do you think this kind of thing makes me feel? The man I'm in love with is a well-known 'Bean' who looks out once a week — and he's on TV!"

"You can make extra money on TV!" I said!

"it," said Cuckoo, "we don't need extra money!"

"Who has ever heard that someone doesn't need extra money?" I said!

"We don't need it so badly," said the cuckoo, "I mean, I just want to find a quiet little place where you can get a serious job, like raising seahorses — we might buy a small house, have a little garden, have a wolfdog or something—and maybe even have a baby!"

I was already famous for performing with "Dire Jiao" back then, but it didn't give me any benefits!

I'm not happy! Now I'm almost thirty-five, and I want to settle down—"

"Well," I said, "I think it's up to me to decide whether I do this or not! I'm not going to do it for the rest of my life—I'll quit when the time comes!"

"Well, I'm not going to wait all my life!" said the cuckoo!

But I don't think she takes it seriously!

Stupid dreams, full of vague colors-

After Mr. and Mrs. Da Xiong left, for a while, the night lights around the three children's beds continued to be bright!

It was three good nightlights, and we wished they were all awake to see Zhou Bo!

But the clumsy lamp blinked and yawned so loudly that the two yawned too!

Before he could close his mouth, all three lights went out!

At this time, there was another light in the room, a thousand times brighter than the night light!

As we spoke, the light searched all the drawers in the nursery, looking for Zhou Bo's ghost, and it searched the closet, turning every pocket over!

In fact, it is not a bright light, only because it flies around and flies extremely fast, it becomes a bright light!

But it only takes a second to stop and you'll see that it's a female elf, not as long as your palm, but it's still growing!

She was a girl, whose name was Cuckoo, delicately wrapped in a dried leaf, and the neckline was squared and cut very low, showing off the grace of her figure just right!

She's a little blessed!

After the female elf came in, after a while, the window was blown open by the breath of the little star, and Zhou Bo jumped in!

He flew a distance with the cuckoo, so he still had a lot of fairy powder on his hands!

When he had ascertained that the children were indeed asleep, he called softly, "Where are you, cuckoo?"

The cuckoo was in a jar at this time, and she loved this place so much, she had never been in a jar before!

"Oh, get out of the jar and tell me, do you know where they left my soul ghost?"

One of the cutest mutters answered him like a golden bell!

It's the language of the elves, and you ordinary children never hear it, but if you hear it, you'll know that you've heard it once!

The cuckoo said that the ghost was in the big box, and she was referring to the cabinet with drawers!

Zhou Bo jumped up to the drawer, picked up the contents with both hands, and scattered them on the floor, like a king tossing a coin into the crowd!

In a few moments he found the ghost of his soul, and he was so happy that he forgot that he had kept the cuckoo in a drawer!

If he had a mind - but I'm sure he never thought - he would have thought that as soon as he got close to his soul ghost, it would be like two drops of water!

However, he was frightened that they were not connected! He tried to stick it with soap from the bathroom, but failed!

Zhou Bo shivered all over his body, sat on the floor and cried!

Zhou Bo's cry woke up Ben Ben, and she sat up on the bed!

She wasn't surprised to see a living person crying on the floor of the nursery, she just found it pleasant and interesting!

"Child," she said politely, "why are you crying?"

Zhou Bo is also very polite, because he learned some dignified etiquette at the grand meeting of the elves!

He stood up and bowed gracefully to Clumsy!

Clumsy was very happy and bowed back gracefully on the bed!

"What's your name?" Zhou Bo asked!

"Stupid!" she replied, a little smugly, "what's your name?"

"Zhou Bo!"

Ben Ben had already concluded that he must be Zhou Bo, but the name was a bit shorter!

"Is that all?"

"That's it!" Zhou Bo replied with a sharp voice!

For the first time, he felt his name was a little shorter!

"It's a pity!" said Stupid!

"It's nothing!" Zhou Bo swallowed!

Stupid asks him where he lives!

"The second way on the left hand," Zhou Bo said, "and keep going until dawn!"

"That's a funny address!"

Zhou Bo was a little deflated! For the first time, he thought that the name of the place might be a little funny!

"No, it's not funny!" he said!

"I mean," Dumb said kindly, remembering that she was the mistress, "is that what they wrote on the envelope?"

Zhou Bo would rather she not mention anything about the letter!

"I never get a letter!" he said contemptuously!

"But your mother is going to receive the letter, right?"

"I don't have a mother!" Zhou Bo said!

Not only does he not have a mother, but he doesn't want a mother at all!

He thinks people take mothers too seriously!

However, Stupid immediately felt that she had encountered a tragedy!

"Ah, Zhou Bo, no wonder you're crying!" she said, jumping out of bed and running to him!

"I'm crying, it's not because of my mother," Zhou Bo said a little angrily, "I'm crying because I can't glue the soul ghost!

"Has the soul ghost fallen?"

"Yes!"

At this time, Stupid saw the soul ghost on the floor, dragging it very dirty, she was very sorry for Zhou Bo!

"That's terrible!" she said!

However, when she saw Zhou Bo trying to use soap to stick, she couldn't help laughing!

It's really like a kid!

Luckily, she had the idea of what to do!

"You'll have to sew it with a needle and thread!" she said, with a protective tone!

"What do you mean by sewing?" Zhou Bo asked!

"You're so stupid!"

"No, I'm not stupid!"

However, it is Stupid who likes him!

"My little one, I'll sew it for you!" she said, even though Zhou Bo was as tall as she was!

So, she took out the sewing kit and sewed the soul ghost to Zhou Bo's feet!

"I'm afraid it's going to hurt a little!" she warned!

"Ah, I must not cry!" Zhou Bo said, he had just cried, and immediately thought that he had never cried in his life!

He really gritted his teeth and didn't cry!

In a few moments, the soul ghost was ready, but it was still a little wrinkled!

"Maybe I should iron it out!"

Clumsy was very thoughtful, but Zhou Bo was like a boy, he didn't care about his appearance at all, he was so happy that he was jumping all over the house!

He had long forgotten that his happiness was given by stupidity!

"How clever I am," he cried out happily, "Ah, how clever I am!"

Speaking of which, Zhou Bo's arrogance is exactly what makes him likable, and admitting this is embarrassing!

To be honest, there has never been a child who loves to his tail like Zhou Bo!

However, it was terrifying to be stupid at the time!

"You megalomaniac," she exclaimed, mockingly, "of course, I didn't do anything!"

"You did a little bit too!" Zhou Bo said casually, continuing to dance!

"A little!" said clumsily and haughtily, "since I'm useless, I can quit!"

She jumped on the bed in high spirits and covered her face with a blanket!

Zhou Bo pretended to leave to lure Clumsy to raise his head, but it was useless!

So he sat down at the end of the bed and kicked her lightly with his foot!

"Stupid," he said, "don't quit, stupid, I can't help but my tail when I'm happy!"

"Stupid," Zhou Bo continued, the tone in which he spoke in a tone that no girl could resist, "Stupid, a girl is better than twenty boys!"

It turns out that Clumsy is a girl every centimeter from head to toe, although her total height is only a few centimeters!

She couldn't help but poke her head out from under the sheets!

"Do you really think so, Zhou Bo?"

"Yes, I really think so!"

"You're so cute," said Dumb, "I'm going to get up again!"

So she and Zhou Bo sat side by side on the edge of the bed! She also said that she wanted to give him a kiss if he wanted to, but Zhou Bo didn't understand what she meant, so she stretched out her hand and waited expectantly!

"Of course you know what a kiss is?" asked Stupid in surprise!

"Give me a kiss and I'll know!" replied stubbornly!

Stupid didn't want to break his heart and gave him a brooch!

"Now," Zhou Bo said, "do you want to give you a kiss too?" replied stupidly, looking a little reserved, "Then please!"

She leaned her cheek towards him, looking weirdly cheap!

But Zhou Bo only put an acorn in her hand, so he slowly withdrew his face to its place, and said kindly, she would tie his kiss to her necklace and wear it around her neck!

Luckily, she did hang the acorn on her necklace, because it saved her life!

After a group of people introduced each other, they always had to ask each other about their age, so they were stupid and always did things correctly, so they asked Zhou Bo how old he was! )