Chapter 0055: Ma Zhuangshi, This Bowl of Chicken Soup!
Forcibly pouring chicken soup for the soul, there is no way to do it.
Ji Xuefeng stared at Ma Huateng, the big boss of the penguin business empire, with a pair of eyes, as long as the chicken soup for the soul he said worked for him, he might be slightly moved.
As long as you find the crux of the problem and prescribe the right medicine, maybe Ma Huateng can change his mind and change his thoughts of committing suicide by swallowing feces in the live broadcast!
Ji Xuefeng suddenly found that although he had salted fish and nothing else, he had a lot of chicken soup for the soul.
This may have something directly related to the fact that he grew up drinking chicken soup for the soul.
Father said that the Chicken Soup for the Soul system chose him because he was the chosen one.
Could it be because I have stored a lot of chicken soup for the soul?
In fact, for Salted Yufeng, he used to be a good citizen who loves five stresses, four beauties and three loves, positive and full of positive energy.
Perhaps, every salted fish was once a fish thrown into the sea and drowned.
It's just that it is far away from the sea and gradually becomes a salted fish.
Ji Xuefeng saw that a piece of chicken soup for the soul had no effect on Ma Huateng at all, he cleared his throat with a "cough", continued to dance, and said with emotion:
"I have despised my soul seven times:
The first time was when I saw her feigned humility in order to rise.
The second time was when she was seen limping in front of the lame.
The third time was to ask her to choose between difficulty and ease, and she chose easy time.
The fourth time was when she made a mistake and comforted herself that others had made the same mistake.
The fifth time is when she tolerates weakness and sees it as strong.
The sixth time was when she despised an ugly face, not knowing that it was her other mask.
The seventh time was when she sang the carol and thought it was a virtue. ”
This is a bowl of hot chicken soup, dry, curing diseases, strengthening the body without disease, nourishing yin for women, aphrodisiac for men, invigorating blood and removing stasis, coughing and coughing......
Ma Zhuangshi, let's do this bowl of chicken soup!
Giving up the live broadcast and swallowing feces to commit suicide is another hero!
This is a poem from Gibran's "I Have Despised My Soul Seven Times"!
I'll you ❌⭕!
Or no reaction?
Sure enough, he really deserves to be the big boss of the penguin business empire, and his skills are really extraordinary.
Perhaps, an Internet tycoon like Ma Huateng has never seen any big winds and waves, and for Ji Xuefeng's chicken soup for the soul, it is just a drizzle, and he can't set off any wind and waves at all.
Lin Lang, Luo Li, and Li Kun widened their eyes and looked at Zhang Daman speechlessly.
"Team Lin, what is this neuropathy doing?" Luo Li couldn't stand it anymore, squinted at Lin Lang, and asked suspiciously.
Lin Lang shook his head, indicating that he didn't know.
"Could it be that Ji Xuefeng listened to Ma Huateng's poems and was deeply moved, which resonated with him and echoed the poems?" Li Kun said with wide eyes, thinking.
Lin Lang and the other trios of the city police station did not know that Zhang Daman's Chicken Soup for the Soul System was added, and of course they did not understand what Ji Xuefeng wanted to do.
When Ji Xuefeng said these jokes about chicken soup for the soul, he was stunned, and he felt that goosebumps were about to fall to the ground.
These days, drinking chicken soup for the soul is really unpleasant.
Since the Chicken Soup for the Soul system has given him the golden finger is the Chicken Soup for the Soul, there is no reason for it.
He searched for a more advanced chicken soup for the soul in his mind, and Ma Huateng, the boss of the penguin business empire, was chanting poetry, so it was better to find a poem full of positive energy?
Thinking of this, he put on a cooler Pose, shook his head one sentence at a time, and began to chant aloud:
"You don't see, the water of the Yellow River comes up from the sky, rushes to the sea and never returns.
You don't see it, Gao Tang Mingjing is sad and white-haired, and the morning is like green silk turning into snow at dusk.
Life must be happy, don't make the gold bottle empty to the moon.
I was born to be useful, and I will come back when my daughter is gone......"
If it weren't for the sake of saving Ma Huateng and relying on chicken soup for the soul, he would not have been so stupid to stand on the glass plank road of the lakelight corridor of Wangu Lake, reciting the Tang Dynasty poet Li Bai's "Will Enter the Wine".
While chanting, he noticed the change in Ma Huateng's expression.
However, it was still as quiet as a mirror, and there was not a single ripple.
"Cooking sheep and slaughtering cattle for pleasure will require three hundred cups of drink.
Master Cen, Dan Qiusheng, will enter the wine, and the cup will not stop.
Sing a song with you, please listen to it for me.
The bells and drums are not expensive enough, but I hope that I will not wake up after being drunk for a long time......"
Luo Li was dumbfounded, Lin Lang and Li Kun also had dilated pupils, and they really didn't know what medicine Ji Xuefeng sold in his gourd.
But seeing Ji Xuefeng's tone and frustration, he recited the poem of "Will Enter the Wine" vividly.
They couldn't figure out the situation, so they had to stare wide-eyed, stand aside, and watch stupidly.
"The ancient sages were all lonely, and only the drinker left his name.
In the past, King Chen feasted peacefully, and fought wine for ten thousand years.
What is the owner's words, he has to sell the right gentleman.
Five-flowered horses, daughters and daughters, Hu'er will exchange for fine wine, and sell eternal sorrow with you. ”
Ji Xuefeng was about to go crazy, after reciting the song "Will Enter the Wine", Ma Huateng's gloomy face was completely possessed by death, hooking ghosts and souls, and asking for his life impermanently.
If there is really a look of lovelessness in the world, then Ma Huateng's current expression is it.
An extremely depressed mood, not only is the world only black and white, but also black and white in his pupils.
"Hey, Ji Xuefeng, are you crazy? What are your nerves?" Luo Li couldn't bear it, and walked over quickly, scolding Ji Xuefeng.
Ji Xuefeng frowned, "You don't understand, stand back!"
"You ......" Luo Li stomped her feet in anger and pointed her fingers, "If something happens to him, it must be you." ”
"How can a dead heart be saved, how can it awaken its soul that has fallen into hell?"
Ji Xuefeng muttered to himself.
Luo Li wanted to say something, but Lin Lang and Li Kun also came over.
"Ji Xuefeng, it's really not good, forcibly take Ma Huateng away, in my opinion, he must have serious psychological problems, take him back to China first, and find a psychologist for intervention and treatment!" Lin Lang admonished from the side.
Luo Li raised her hand, "Yes, that's right, I agree!"
Ji Xuefeng shook his head, "No, it's not a psychological problem, and the psychologist can't intervene and treat it." ”
"What's that?" Lin Lang asked.
Ji Xuefeng took a deep breath, "I don't know, in short, things are not as simple as you think, and you must not deal with ordinary psychological problems." ”
"You can't figure it out yourself, so what are you talking about. We couldn't find Ma Huateng before, but now that he's here, let's just take him. Bring it back to the Shenzhen Market and hand it over to the core management of the Penguin Business Empire, they are well-connected, and there must be a way to save their big boss!"
Lori's words sound reasonable.
However, Ji Xuefeng always felt that something was wrong, and returned to the original question, why did the world suddenly change?
Why is there only black and white, and what is causing the global depression?
How can we cure people's extreme depression?
It was the same voice that echoed in my ears: there was some unknown force in the universe that controlled everything in the world.
In other words, does this unknown force, the will of the universe in philosophy, control the world?
"Kill Ma Huateng, you must not let him leave the Huguang Corridor alive!"
Suddenly, there was a terrifying roar that made Ji Xuefeng, Lin Lang and the other four people creepy, followed by the ......footsteps of "Oooo