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However, if you happen to see them draw a map of a child's mind, you will see that it is not only disorganized, but always in circles!
It's a zigzag line, and that's probably the road on the island!
Because the ancient Garden of Eden was more or less like an island!
Patches of amazing colors are scattered everywhere!
There are coral reefs exposed on the sea, and there are brisk boats!
The island is inhabited by savages, desolate caves of wild beasts, little earth gods, most of whom are tailors, caves through which the river flows, a prince and his ten brothers, a crumbling hut, and a little old lady with a hooked nose!
If that's all there is, this map wouldn't be hard to draw!
But there are also the first days of school, round pools, needlework, hanging, verbs, days of eating chocolate pudding, wearing bib pants, counting to ninety-nine, pulling out teeth yourself and giving three bronze coins, and so on!
If these are not part of the island, they are painted on another painting, in short, all in a mess!
Especially since nothing stands still!
Of course, each person's ancient Garden of Eden is very different.
For example, there is a lake in the ancient Garden of Eden of Toto, and there are many green peacocks flying on the lake, so shoot them with arrows!
Fei Fei is very young, he has a green peacock with many lakes flying on it!
Duoduo lives in a boat that flips on the beach, Feifei lives in a primitive monkey-man's leather shed, and Clumsy lives in a house cleverly sewn out of leaves!
Duoduo has no relatives and friends, Feifei has relatives and friends at night, and Clumsy has a little fox baby abandoned by his parents!
But on the whole, their ancient Garden of Eden was like a family!
If you put them in a row, you'll see that their facial features are similar!
On these magical beaches, the kids always land on tarpaulin boats!
We've actually been to that place, and we can still hear the waves crashing on the shore today, even though we don't go ashore anymore!
Of all the happy islands, the Ancient Garden of Eden is the most cosy and compact!
That is to say, not too much, not too scattered, from one adventure to another, the distance is just right, dense and very appropriate!
During the day when you play island games with chairs and tablecloths, it doesn't look amazing at all, but two minutes before you fall asleep, it's almost real, so light it up at night!
Mrs. Anne, when she occasionally wandered through the children's minds, found that there was something there that she could not understand, and the most inexplicable thing to her was the name Zhou Bo!
She didn't recognize such a person as Zhou Bo, but in Duoduo and Feifei's minds, this name was everywhere, and in her stupid minds, it was even more plastered!
The strokes of the name were thicker than the others, and Mrs. Anne looked at it carefully, and thought it was a little strangely arrogant!
"Yes," she regretfully admitted, "yes, he's a little arrogant!" and her mother asked her if she came!
"But who is he, baby?"
"He's Zhou Bo, you know, Mom!"
At first, Mrs. Anne didn't know him, but when she recalled her childhood, she remembered Zhou Bo!
It is said that he lives with the elves!
There are many fairy tales about him, such as saying that when the children died, he walked with them on the Huangquan Road for a while, so that they would not be afraid!
At that time, Mrs. Anne believed it, but now that she is married and sensible, she is a little skeptical that there really is such a person!
"And," she told Ben, "he must have grown up by now!"
"Oh, no, he didn't grow up," Dumb told his mother with confidence, "he's as old as me!"
Stupid means to say, Zhou Bo's heart and body are as big as her! She doesn't know how she knows, anyway, she knows!
Mrs. Anne discussed with Mr. Big Bear, who only smiled slightly, and said, "Listen to me, Cher must have said nonsense to them, this is exactly what only Garfield would have!
But the wind did not pass, and it was not long before the mischievous boy startled Mrs. Anne!
Children often encounter strange things, but they are not frightened!
For example, a week after it happened, they would remember that they had met their dead father in the woods and were playing with him!
Stupid is like that, and one morning, she casually said something unsettling!
There were a few leaves on the floor of the nursery, which had not been there when the children had gone to bed the night before, and Mrs. Anne thought it strange, and said with a stupid but uncaring smile:
"I believe this is what Zhou Bo did again!"
"What do you mean, stupid?"
"He's so naughty, he doesn't sweep the floor when he's done playing!" said Clumsy and sighed!
She explained as if there was really such a thing, and she felt that Zhou Bo sometimes came to the nursery at night, sat at the foot of her bed, and played the harmonica to her!
It's a pity that she never woke up, so she doesn't know how she knew, but she does!
"What nonsense are you talking about, baby! No one can enter the house without knocking!"
"I think he came in through the window!" said Clumsy!
"Honey, this is a three-story building!"
"Aren't the leaves just under the window, Mom?"
It's true, and the leaves are found very close to the window!
Mrs. Anne didn't know what to think, because it all seemed so natural to Stupid that you couldn't say she was dreaming and just send it away!
"My child," cried her mother, "why didn't you tell me earlier?"
"I forgot!" said Stupid and careless, she was in a hurry to get to breakfast!
Ah, she must be dreaming!
But then again, the leaves are clear!
Mrs. Anne examined the leaves, they were dead leaves, but she was sure they were not leaves that had fallen from the trees of the Land of Dreams!
She crawled up and down on the floor, shining a candle on the floor, trying to see if there were any footprints of the living!
She poked in the chimney with a fire stick and banged on the wall!
She lowered a strap from the window to the ground, which was thirty meters high, and there was not even a spout on the wall to climb!
Clumsy must be dreaming!
But stupidity is not a dream, the second night can be seen, and that night can be said to be the beginning of the most extraordinary experience for children!
On the night we spoke, the kids were all going to bed again!
That night, it was Cher's day off!
Mrs. Anne bathed them and sang to them until one by one they let go of her hand and slipped into sleep!
Everything seemed so peaceful and comfortable, that Mrs. Anne could not help laughing at her worries, and she sat quietly by the fire and sewed up her clothes!
This is for Feifei, it's time for him to put on a shirt on his birthday!
The fire is warm, and there are three night lights in the nursery!
In a few moments the needlework fell on Mrs. Anne's lap, and her head was planted downward, and how graceful it was, and she fell asleep!
Look at these four people, Ben Ben and Fei Fei sleep over there, Duoduo sleeps here, and Mrs. Anne sleeps by the fire!
There should have been a fourth night light!
Mrs. Anne fell asleep and had a dream in which she dreamed that the ancient Garden of Eden was very close and a strange boy had come out of it!
The boy didn't surprise her, because she felt like she had seen him on the faces of some childless women!
Maybe he can be seen on the faces of some mothers!
But in her dream, the child tore open the thin curtain that covered the ancient Garden of Eden, and she saw Benny, Duoduo, and Feifei peeking through the crack!
This dream was supposed to be a trivial matter, but just as she was dreaming, the window of the nursery suddenly opened, and indeed a boy fell to the floor!
Along with him was a strange light, no bigger than your fist, and it flew around the room like a living thing!
I think the light must have woken Mrs. Anne!
She screamed, jumped up, and saw the boy!
Somehow, she immediately understood that he was Zhou Bo!
If you or I were there, we'd think she'd be a lot like Mrs. Anne's kiss!
He was a very cute boy and wore clothes made of dried leaves and pulp!
But the most fascinating thing about him is that he still has a mouthful of baby teeth!
As soon as he saw that Mrs. Anne was an adult, he bared his little pearly teeth at her!
One day, a guy walked into the tavern wearing a white suit and Hawaiian shirt with lots of gold jewelry around his neck!
He sat at the bar and watched me solve another challenger, then came over and sat down at our table!
"My name is Redhead," he said, "I've heard about you!"
Tarzan asked him what he had heard, and the redhead said, "I heard that this guy is the most powerful man in the world!"
"So what?" asked Tarzan, and the fellow said, "I have an idea that will make you a lot of money, far more than you can make here!"
"How?" said Tarzan!
"Judo," said the redhead, "but it's not the impulsive arm-wielding gadget - I mean the real judo! there's the ring, and the thousands of spectators who spend money!"
"Judo with whom?" Tarzan asked!
"Anyone can do it," said the redhead, "and there is a tournament for professional judoka—'Big Man,' 'Worm Boss,' 'Pig'—you name it!"
A first-class judoka can earn 100,000 or 300,000 a year!
Let's warm up your old brother slowly! Teach him some grappling techniques, teach him some tricks! Ah, I bet he'll be a big star in three or two clicks -- and make a lot of money!
Tarzan looked at me and said, "What do you think, Zhou Bo?"
"I don't know," I said, "I kind of want to go back to my hometown and do a little seahorse business!"
"Raise seahorses!" said the redhead, "Ah, young man, you can make at least fifty times as much money as raising seahorses!"
You don't have to do this for the rest of your life - just spend a few years, and then you can sit back and relax, have money in the bank, and raise a nest of golden geese!"
"Maybe I'll ask the cuckoo what it means!" I said!
"Listen," said the redhead, "I'm giving you the chance of a lifetime!
"No, no!" said Tarzan, and then he turned to me and said, "Listen to me, Zhou Bo, this guy has a point! I mean, otherwise how would you make enough money to raise seahorses?"
"Well," said the redhead, "you can even bring this friend of yours with you! He can be your agent! You can withdraw whenever you want! What do you say?"
I thought about it for a moment! That sounds like a lot, but usually this kind of thing is a fraud! That being said, I opened my big mouth and said the damn word: "Good!"
Well, that's how I became a professional judoka! The redhead has a reception room at a gym in the heart of the Fertile Grounds, and every day Tarzan and I take a bus there to learn the proper way to do judo!
To put it simply, professional judo is like this: in fact, no one should get hurt, but it looks like they can!
They taught me all sorts of techniques - crotch piercing, piling, elbow locking, etc.!
Also, they teach Tarzan how to yell at the referee and cause chaos!
Cuckoo wasn't keen on judo, because she said I'd get hurt, I said nobody's going to get hurt because it was bluffing, and she said, "What's the point?"
That's a good question, I can't find a reasonable answer, but I still hope to make some money for us!
One day, they taught me a trick of volleying on the other side, but at the end, the other person would roll over and roll away! But somehow, I kept messing it up, and two or three times the other person didn't have time to turn it over and I was already pressed on him!
Finally, the redhead walked into the arena and said, "God, Zhou Bo - you are not brain-dead! You will hurt others like this, you are as strong as a cow!"
I said, "yes - I'm brain-dead!"
The redhead said, "What do you mean?"
Tarzan called Redhead over and explained, and Redhead said, "Oh my God, are you talking about laughing?"
Tarzan shook his head! The redhead looked at me, shrugged his shoulders and said, "Alas, there are all kinds of people in the world!"
Anyway, about an hour later, the redhead ran from his reception room to the middle of the field!
"I got it!" he yelled!
"What comes to mind?" Tarzan asked!
"His nickname! We have to give Zhou Bo a nickname for wrestling! I just thought of it!"
"What is it?" said Tarzan!
"Bean!" said the redhead, "Let's put a diaper on him and a conical paper hat!
Tarzan thought for a moment!" he said, "I don't like it very much!
"It's just for the audience!" said the redhead, "he's got to have a nickname! All the big stars have a nickname! What better nickname than 'Bean'!"
"How about calling him 'Space Visitor'?" said Tarzan! "That's more appropriate! He could wear a plastic helmet and plug in some antennas!"
"There's already a guy called 'Space Visitor!'" said the redhead!
"I still don't like it," said Tarzan, who looked at me and asked, "What do you think, Zhou Bo?"
"I don't care!" I said!
Well, that's the way it is! After a few months of training, I finally tried my hand at my first hand as a judoka! )