A realistic version of two hundred and nine black humor

Most of the dignitaries and nobles in Runcheng pay attention to health preservation, and most of the old people firmly believe that drinking the water of Ganling Spring can prolong life and reduce diseases.

The ladies and daughters of those who are in charge of the house believe that drinking the water of Gan Ling Spring can keep their youth and slim body, and bathing in the water of Gan Ling Spring can make their skin smooth and delicate.

The meditation room of Yuanji Temple suddenly became tight, and it was impossible for ordinary people to come here to cultivate.

In the past few days, the best Zen monasteries in the temple have been vacated, and it is said that a foreign person and his followers who have come to visit will be accommodated, and before they arrive, they have donated a large sum of money to build a higher level of meditation room for the temple.

It's not that he believes in Buddhism so much, I heard from well-informed people that that person does not want a smooth official career and rises to the top, but only wants to be able to have a son as soon as possible.

Because it has recently been rumored that couples seeking children drink the water of Gan Ling Spring every day, and they are easy to conceive twins, and some people even call Gan Ling Spring Twin Springs.

Not long after the night's meal, the sky had just darkened, and a black Cayenne arrived at the mountain gate of Yuanji Temple.

The group of people in the car got out of the car, walked all the way, climbed the steps, and just passed the Tianwang Hall out of breath, there was a master of the temple Zhijue leading the monks to greet them under the steps of the Daxiong Treasure Hall, and Kou Zhan and Li Rui were also among them.

Those people went in to offer incense and worship, Kou Zhan looked at the gray man in the middle, his pale face like a dead man, he and Li Rui glanced at each other, the man knelt down and kowtowed with difficulty, Li Rui stepped forward quietly to help him.

Li Rui said in a low voice: "This donor, you should be a little tired all the way, the little monk will help you go to the meditation room in the backyard to rest first?"

The man was a little unhappy on his face, but he couldn't say anything more, after all, others also meant well.

Today, there are a lot of people who come to Yuanji Temple, if in front of everyone, faint again, in case, which good thing person calls and then recruits the police, then it is really self-defeating, then the suffering of these days is really in vain.

The Elder Zhijue, who greeted these people earlier, had a white beard, white eyebrows, and ruddy and full lips, and he looked kind.

Zhijue also saw that the gray-clothed man's face was not good, and said with a smile: "This donor's complexion is really not good, and he is deficient in qi and blood due to fatigue and long-term illness, so he might as well go to the guest hall next to him to rest for a while, and the meditation room prepared for the donor is in the backyard."

"The donor can send some people to inspect it first, and if there is anything wrong, the poor monk will arrange for the apprentices to prepare again. ”

"The poor monk is also roughly familiar with some simple medical skills, if the donor does not dislike it, the poor monk can also take the pulse for the donor, prescribe some dietary prescriptions to nourish qi and nourish blood, and how to ...... under the idea"

The gray-clothed man smiled bitterly: "Since you can't hide the elder's discernment, it's better to be respectful than to obey your fate, the contemptible person is indeed unwell, so let's go and rest for a while." ”

Elder Zhijue nodded lightly, and he said to Li Rui, "Deqing leads the way, and leads the donors to the guest hall for a short rest." ”

Li Rui took a few people to the guest hall on the left side of the Daxiong Treasure Hall.

As soon as he entered, it was a little stuffy inside, Li Rui turned on the air conditioner, but there was no cool breeze, he stepped on the stool, opened the lid of the air conditioner, reached in, and twisted somewhere.

He got down and pressed the remote again, and the air conditioner hummed, and then the cool breeze came out.

Kou Zhan took the tray and sent the tea to the door of the guest hall, knocked on the door, Li Rui came out without speaking, took the tray, gently knocked on the teapot with a finger, and sent it to several people.

Kou Zhan left with confidence, he and Li Rui had already said the code before, Li Rui knocked on the teapot with one finger, which means that the miniature monitoring equipment has been smoothly installed.

Yuanji Temple has never bought tea, it is all donated by pilgrims, and the quality is uneven, but what Kou Zhan brought today is the best Biluochun, and no one should find fault.

Li Rui poured tea for everyone one by one, said a few polite words, and then turned around and went out.

The gray-clothed man was expressionless all the time, and when Li Rui went out, he snorted in pain and closed his eyes, but he still didn't dare to lean on the back of the chair.

After a while, he gritted his teeth and said, "Xue Lei stayed, and Hassen led people to guard outside, naturally, if someone comes, don't panic, just report it in time." ”

"Iron lock, take someone to inspect the Zen monastery prepared for us, not too good, to facilitate entry and exit. ”

Xue Lei, who was in men's clothing, looked at Wu Qing's painful appearance, and took out a special painkiller from his body and stuffed it into Wu Qing's mouth.

"This is the last one, right?" Wu Qing didn't dare to drink the tea sent by Li Rui, and swallowed the medicine dry.

On the night two days ago, there was a fierce battle in the abandoned air-raid shelter, and Xue Lei was almost wiped out.

It was also he who took two bullets for Xue Lei and escaped with injuries.

Xue Lei stepped forward, hugged Wu Qing gently, and reached out to stroke his stubble cheeks: "Qing, bear with me, the doctor has already moved in, and he can operate on you tonight, as long as you take out the bullet and put on anti-inflammatory drugs, the fever will soon be reduced." ”

"Lei Lei, don't be sad, it's not the first time I've been injured, I've experienced everything that is more terrible than this, it's a big deal...... I'll die" Before Wu Qing finished speaking, Xue Lei covered his mouth.

She cried and said, "Qing, I blame myself, you were injured to save me...... I won't tell you to die...... Our daughter hasn't been found yet, so how can you say dead? None of us can die. ”

"Lei Lei, don't get your hopes up, our daughter may no longer be alive, for the sake of profit, he can even get rid of his own flesh and blood, let alone me, an existence that can threaten him. Wu Qing whispered, he felt weak.

Wu Qing barely opened his eyes to see Xue Lei's sad appearance, shook his head helplessly, and asked again: "Why did you suddenly come to Runcheng this time?

"Qing, no, I really can't stand him anymore, every time I play with him, it makes me feel extremely disgusting, and the dominatrix next to him who regards me as an enemy. ”

"So as soon as he said that he would send someone to Runcheng, I fled without hesitation. Xue Lei gently hugged Wu Qing and said, "Qing, don't worry, every time I give him medicine, what I really do with him is his dominatrix Hua Qinglan." ”

"You left, no one gave him medicine, what you did before, will he see through it?" Wu Qing was worried about Xue Lei, and asked weakly, "That person's suspicion is heavier than Cao Cao's." ”

Xue Lei's face was displeased, she barely squeezed out a smile from the corner of her lips, shook her head and said, "Don't be afraid, I deliberately put the pill in the box, and the key was picked up by her henchman." ”

Xue Lei glanced out the window and said to herself: "Maybe it's been used now, Hua Qinglan, that old woman, in order to give birth to a son, dresses herself up like an eighteen-year-old girl all day long, and she can't wait to be '' every day." ”

"Eighteen-year-old girl?" Wu Qing's face became very ugly, he wrinkled his brows, gritted his teeth and said, "I want to commit a crime when I look back, I want to retreat when I look sideways, and I want to defend myself when I look forward......"

"Qing, look at what you said, aren't people also trying to give birth to a son?" Xue Lei gently pinched Wu Qing.

Women are like this, they love to listen to men scolding other women in front of them, and they are disgusted, but in fact, they are so happy in their hearts.

"It's not just that Hua Qinglan woman wants to have a son, he is even more anxious to have a son for the position of heir," Wu Qing raised his eyes to look at her, sneered and said, "It's just that the person he hopes to give him a son is you." ”

Wu Qing paused for a moment, seeing that Xue Lei didn't speak, he inexplicably turned over a sour wave in his heart: "Otherwise, he wouldn't just break Xue Yu's legs, he is not a soft-hearted person." ”

Xue Lei felt the strong vinegar in Wu Qing's tone, and she felt a sense of being pierced, she took a deep breath and said, "Go and dream of his blue sky and daylight!"

Seeing that Wu Qing didn't speak, his face became more and more cold, Xue Lei said indignantly: "I can't wait for him to die immediately, but I want to cut him with a thousand knives, so that he can't die if he wants to die, and ......he can't live if he wants to live."

Xue Lei was excited, and her hand touched the wound on Wu Qing's back, Wu Qing couldn't help but tremble, gritted his teeth, and hissed, "......",

"Qing, I'm sorry......" Xue Lei withdrew her hand in fright, she could feel Wu Qing's muscles tense instantly.

Wu Qing raised his eyebrows and did not speak.

Xue Lei held Wu Qing's hand tightly, obviously exerting force, and inserted the other hand into his hair, lowering her eyes and gently kissing his hot forehead......

The men of the Wu family are all suspicious, none of them are happy, Xue Lei is even more ruthless, sooner or later he has to start, why not just be a little more ruthless, borrow Wu Qing's hand to get rid of him, leave the troubles, and be unlucky in the future.

Sure enough, Xue Lei's kiss made Wu Qing's gloomy heart glow with a long-lost sweetness.

"Qing, half of our lives have been exhausted, and I just want to do more of what I want to do in the limited rest of my life. Xue Lei's eyes flashed slightly, and she said affectionately.

"Lei Lei, what do you want to do?" Wu Qing was overjoyed when he heard Xue Lei's words, he took her hand, stroked the back of her hand, and asked gently.

"What I want to do the most is to find our child, it's really not good, I want to give Brother Qing another child, no matter what you do, I support you unconditionally, I just want to accompany you and the child, when the physical strength is still acceptable, the family walks around, scatters their hearts, and sees more of this colorful world......"

"Want to live a good life?" Wu Qing's dim eyes suddenly flashed with a dark light, with a little sense of verification, staring at Xue Lei and asking, "Your revenge is not avenged?"

"Report, why don't you report it?" Xue Lei took Wu Qing's head, pressed it to her heart, and said coquettishly: "I want my husband to avenge me, so that Lei Lei doesn't waste the last of her youth on those things that intrigue and kill......"

Wu Qing rubbed her gently, and said complainingly: "I thought you didn't know that you were a weak woman, and you didn't know that you should rest when you were tired......

Xue Lei's eyes widened, she looked at Wu Qing from top to bottom, and asked tremblingly, "Brother Qing is still willing to care, protect, and love Lei Lei as he did when he was in school?"