By the time I got home, it was almost eleven o'clock in the evening.

However, to Jiangbei's surprise, Li Youqing was still lying on the sofa playing with his mobile phone, and when he saw him coming back, he hurriedly got up and trotted over and circled around.

"What's wrong?" Jiang Bei raised his eyebrows and asked quietly.

Xiao Nizi didn't speak, just wrinkled her little nose and walked around, not knowing what she was smelling.

"I didn't drink. ”

Seeing her like this, Jiang Bei probably guessed a little deep meaning, and replied without any expression on his face while snickering in his heart.

When Li Youqing heard this, he immediately raised his head and walked back with his face straight, and muttered in his mouth: "I think you can't drink it~~~"

Scold.

This Nizi is really a little contemptuous.

I really want Liang Liang to take down the Feitian Moutai on the wine rack to prove himself.

But it's too late today, think about it.

"I heard Liangliang say that you went out to dinner with your friends to talk about things, how was the discussion?" Li Youqing walked to the refrigerator and took out two bottles of AD calcium milk, and asked casually while opening them.

Listen to Liang Liang?

I'm afraid I inquired on my own, right?

Stinky sister, I really don't know.

However, this also proves that the plan is indeed effective, and Li Youqing has begun to shift his focus to the fact that he opened a hot pot restaurant.

It's a good thing.

"It's okay, I just asked for experience in the catering industry, and I benefited a lot. I've hired her as my analyst, and it won't take long to get you the hot pot brand chain plan. ”

After all, he is the number one black fan lurking beside his wife, and his disguise career for more than two years has perfected Jiangbei's ability to tell lies, and he comes when he opens his mouth, and he doesn't even blush.

"Oh~~"

Li Youqing replied emotionlessly with a tail note, and put back the extra bottle of AD calcium milk that he had taken out.

"Don't give me a bottle?" Jiang Bei couldn't notice this, and couldn't help but ask when he saw this.

"You are all rich people who eat Western food outside, how can you afford my three yuan a bottle of AD calcium milk......" Li Youqing replied with a 'yin and yang weirdness'.

Jiang Bei almost couldn't hold back his laughter when he heard this, and hurriedly rubbed his cheeks with his hand to cover up, and said: "Look at what you said, how can you become a rich man if you eat Western food? You see that the big tyrant in our family used to beg under the overpass with a bowl worth 200 million yuan! Whether there is money or not has nothing to do with what you eat." ”

The poor gambling king, who has entered the dream, doesn't know that he was whipped by his brother again, of course, even if he knows, there is no way to refute it.

"If I want to drink and get it myself, I'll have to go back to the house and sleep. Li Youqing was also very arrogant, biting the straw and dragging his shoes to the room, and he didn't plan to communicate with Jiangbei.

In fact, at ten o'clock, she had already entered the room and lay on the bed ready to fall asleep, like she was still sitting in the living room today, just to wait for Jiangbei to come back, and prepared a stomach of questions.

But that's how women are.

is obviously waiting for someone, obviously has a stomach full of things to ask, but when he is face-to-face, he refuses to speak directly, even Li Youqing is not exempt from vulgarity.

So it's not easy for someone like her to ask a few words openly and secretly, but if you want her to get to the bottom of it, it's impossible.

Jiangbei's experience in two lives is not rich, but he is not a fool, and he also knows his wife's careful thoughts in his heart, looking at the back that is gradually disappearing, he can't help but shake his head.

Just shaking and shaking, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise slightly.

Life, sure enough, still needs a little sweetness.

......

In the early morning of the next day, Li Youqing still left home early to go to Erjing Film and Television to deal with the anniversary celebration, but it was different from before, Xiao Nizi deliberately knocked on Jiangbei's door before going out this morning: "Beibei, I want to eat sweet and sour pork ribs tonight, you remember to buy them." ”

The old man was still a little dizzy at this time, and when he woke up, he wanted to tell Li Youqing that he was going out to eat tonight, but it was too late, because the other party had already left the house.

"Tsk, sister-in-law is really hypocritical. Obviously trying to stop you from fooling around outside tonight, I have to find such a reason to cover it up. The gambling king had just come back from downstairs, and he was still carrying the eggs sent by the breakfast aunt outside the community, and said in amazement.

Jiang Bei walked out of the room and replied, "What are you talking about? Your sister-in-law cares about me." ”

"It's so sour~~" Liang Liang sniffed the smell in the air, and teased with a wrinkled little nose.

Jiangbei walked into the bathroom and shook his head, too lazy to take care of this neuropathy.

Seeing that his brother didn't talk, Liang Liang ran to the door of the bathroom with a smile, shook the egg in his hand and said, "Brother, although the sour is a little sour, the effect is still good." It seems that your sister-in-law has feelings for you, and she has become a tsundere vinegar jar. ”

"I just hope that this plan can be passed sooner, but I don't want to squat in the square every day and eat bread. Jiang Bei sighed lightly, feeling extremely miserable when he remembered what happened last night.

"Eh! How can you say such a thing? The revolution has not yet succeeded, and comrades still need to work hard! Come on, come, I'll peel an egg for you to replenish your nutrition. Liang Liang said and picked up the egg and peeled it skillfully.

"Can you wait until I'm done washing up and going out?"

"Oh~~"

After washing, Jiang Bei returned to the living room and sat down, picked up the cold peeled eggs and asked while eating, "Do I want to go out and stay today?"

"It's better to go out, because in this way you can expand the sense of loss in your sister-in-law's heart, make her pay more and more attention to your affairs, and can't control the initiative to intervene. Liang Liang touched his chin and analyzed.

"But then your sister-in-law will be sad and sad, and now I don't really have any friends to talk to me about hot pot restaurants, so it's equivalent to cheating on her now. Jiangbei took a bite of the egg and said vaguely.

Originally, he didn't want to use this plan, although the results were good at first, but it was always a bit inappropriate to use his wife as capital for his feelings.

Liang Liang shook his head when he heard this, and explained with his fingers solemnly: "First of all, brother, you misunderstood, we didn't lie to my sister-in-law, you really have a business partner, and I will take you to see him soon." ”

"Secondly, there is a sentence that may say that you will be unhappy, but I think I still have to say it. Do you know why you haven't been able to get your sister-in-law for almost three years of marriage?"

Originally, Jiangbei was still wondering where the so-called business partner was in the first point, but after listening to the second point, he directly forgot the first point, and glared at the gambling king unhappily: "My relationship with your sister-in-law has long been a matter of course, but I haven't taken that step." ”

"Can't step over, or is it pulling your crotch?"

"Zhang Jiuliang! You engage in personal attacks!"

"Sorry sorry, a slip of the tongue, a slip of the tongue. Liang Liang hurriedly apologized with a smile, for fear that Jiangbei would directly cut her.

Facing the gambling king with an already out-of-the-box personality, Jiangbei naturally wouldn't be really angry, so he could only eat all the remaining eggs in one go, but the dry egg yolk was directly stuck in his desire to die.

"Water~~"

"Here, this. ”

took the water handed over by Liang Liang and drank it in one gulp, Jiang Bei relieved himself and sat on the sofa to breathe.

Liang Liang saw that he was fine, so he thought about remedying what he had just said, his face returned to a rigorous appearance, and explained: "Actually, no matter whether you can take that step or not, brother, I think that instead of letting your brother come, it is better to let my sister-in-law come by herself." ”

"What do you mean?"

This sounded a bit ear-wrenching, Jiang Bei didn't understand it, and asked with a frown.

"It means let my sister-in-law take the initiative and let her pierce the last layer of paper between you. Liang Liang thought about it and translated it into the vernacular.

"If you can take the initiative, you can see your little nephew now. Jiang Bei shook his head, thinking that Liang Liang's words were very unrealistic.

The marriage between him and Li Youqing began with a tactful blind date and compromise, although the relationship between the two has warmed up a lot in recent years, but he knows very well in his heart that this is not love.

Since it's not love, how can you let the other party take the initiative?

"Brother, you obviously don't know anything about your charm. Liang Liang waved his hand, not agreeing with his words, and raised a finger and said: "I'm sure my sister-in-law definitely has a very deep affection for you, but it's just because the life between you is as calm as stagnant water, so I can't let her release this feeling." ”

"When did you still work part-time in the god stick industry?" Jiang Bei couldn't help but joke when he heard this.

"I'm not a god, I just know women better than you. Liang Liang retorted.

"You don't even have a relationship experience, why do you say that?"

"Although I have no experience in love, it doesn't mean that I am inexperienced, don't you believe it, go to the city forum on the Internet now, and you will definitely worship me when you come back." ”

Scold.

It's good to brag about not paying taxes these days, and dare to say anything.

Jiangbei took out his mobile phone on the spot and logged in to the Azure City City Forum, flipping through these posts at will.

But when I flipped through it, I felt that something was wrong, and I clicked into one of the hottest posts in confusion, and the title on it was: The mysterious local tyrant wrapped up a taxi to show love.

Jiangbei didn't pay attention to what the content wrote, and his attention was all focused on the pictures attached to the post.

This is a city background map, the main background is the street, the main body is many taxis, and the license plate has a sentence written on it: Jiang Xiaobai, I like you.

He knew the name Jiang Xiaobai, which was Zhang Jiuliang's stage name when he was lurking in "My College Days".

So someone like Jiang Xiaobai's confession should be Lin Yinyin if nothing else.

"It's all so praised......" Looking at these hot posts, the old man looked up at his sister in surprise.

A cool girl in a god costume who is alive and well, why doesn't she look like a man?

Speaking of this incident, the gambling king's face was also a little more helpless and distressed, and said: "This matter is a long story, in fact, I haven't seen her since I left the crew of "Little Times", I just wanted to leave a contact information to steal the information of the fan support club, who knew that she actually wanted to be my girlfriend!"

"Tsk, scumbag. This time it was Jiangbei's turn to ridicule.

Liang Liang waved his hand: "I am also a victim of this matter, and the focus today is not on me, the point is that brother, you can actually take the initiative to see women, the key is to use the right method." ”

"You mean you want me to be a scumbag. ”

"You are both husband and wife, what is there to be scum?"

"What does that mean?"

It is undeniable that Jiangbei was more or less attracted by this topic, and asked while drinking water.

"It's simple, you just have to keep going as planned. Don't focus on your sister-in-law anymore and break her old habits. This is called the 'Awakening Dependence Method'. ”

"Awakening dependence method?" Jiangbei was a little confused, why did he still put on a professional vocabulary?

Anseong gambling king, who became an emotional expert for the first time, began to explain carefully: "Couples who spend a long time together will have a symptom called 'dependence', which generally appears on the beloved party, because she will be taken care of by the active party. ”

This kind of care may seem inadvertent, but in fact, it will affect all aspects of the loved party, especially when one day the active party no longer takes the initiative, the loved party will feel unprecedented loss and sadness. ”

"And the so-called 'awakening dependence method' is to take away the meticulous care you have taken away in the past few years, so that your sister-in-law can feel the gap between you, understand your importance in her mind, and begin to re-examine the emotions between you. ”

"Then what if your sister-in-law doesn't love me in the end? Wouldn't you see me at the Civil Affairs Bureau?" Jiang Bei suddenly asked a fatal question.

"You're not confident in yourself. Emotional expert Zhang Jiuliang glanced at him with disdain, and continued: "It's been almost three years since you got married, and you don't have any pressure in your heart if your sister-in-law likes it?"

Not......

This is also true, in fact, in many details, Jiangbei can feel Li Youqing's concern and concern for him, and it is impossible to say that he has no feelings.

"And brother, don't look at the topic we seem to be discussing a bit heavy, in fact, you don't need to do anything at all, you just need to do a good job of the business plan honestly. ”

"At most, I don't focus on my sister-in-law anymore. ”

I have to say that Zhang Jiuliang really talked about the big truth, and he couldn't find Jiangbei in a fool's way.

"Can this really work?"

The heart is a little heartbeat, but it always feels unreliable.

"It must be doable. Habit is a kind of poison, my sister-in-law has been poisoned a lot, and the only thing I'm worried about now is whether this matter will be leaked by you in the end, and then I will be chased by my sister-in-law. ”

After Liang Liang finished speaking, Yu Guang inadvertently glanced at his brother who was frowning and thinking, and added in his heart: [I'm a victim of my own experience!]

"Okay, then do it. ”

In the end, Jiangbei still agreed to choose Zhang Jiuliang's plan, although it seemed a little unfair to Li Youqing, but if you think about it, this is also a matter of no choice.

Who made Li Youqing have to set two conditions that make it difficult for people, so that the couple has not yet had sex together?

Since you can't drink and fight, you can only play a dim sum machine, otherwise you really have to wait until the Year of the Monkey to see your children?

And taking a step back, as long as you can achieve positive results, why not be shameless?

I have to say that when people are old, they still pursue results when doing things, and they don't care so much about the means used.

Thinking of this, Jiangbei took out his mobile phone and sent a message to his wife.

"Sorry, there's something going on tonight, I'll make the ribs at home first, and you come back in the evening to warm them up. ”

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