Chapter 881: Monks, Don't Talk!Ahh~~
The Six Fairies of the East: "......"
Fruit and poem in the back: "......"
The petite figure in Song Shuhang's arms is none other than Candle Lori. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 infoAt this time, she pinched her throat and maliciously sold cuteness in a voice that made people goosebumps.
It's just that the 'coquettish confession method' that she thinks can make Shuhang defeat seems to have the opposite effect.
Song Shuhang's only thought now is to lift this little guy up and beat her ass hard.
Candle Lori raised her head curiously and looked at Song Shuhang: "Huh, why didn't you react at all, Senior Brother Shuhang?"
In her memory, after the peach fairy made a mistake, she also threw herself into the forest and threw herself into the arms of the pineapple Taoist master.
Then I called a few times [Death...... People know it's wrong...... How are you going to punish people......] and so on. The Pineapple Dao Elder Uncle was immediately defeated and forgave the Peach Fairy.
But when Candle Lori quietly raised her head and looked at Song Shuhang, she found that Song Shuhang's face was like frost, and his originally kind face became unfriendly.
"Huh?" Candle Lori blinked.
How so?
Wasn't my tone right? Not coquettish enough?
So, Candle Lori took a deep breath, thinking about the situation when the peach fairy was coquettish, and continued to maliciously sell cuteness: "It's like death~~ People don't follow~~ People ...... Ahh
Song Shuhang decisively lifted her up, tied up the horse, and put her on his knees.
A merciless wave of the big hand.
Papapapa~~
Candle Lori's malicious cuteness was ruthlessly interrupted.
"Ahhh
"What's wrong?"
"Woo woo woo ~ we shouldn't take advantage of the fact that Senior Brother Shuhang is in a coma~~ sneak out secretly. Candle Lori burst into tears and said-Senior Brother Shuhang, he is really a hard-hearted man, and he is not tempted by beauty at all.
Next time, she asked Uncle Peach Fairy to come over and try to see if Senior Brother Shuhang could block Peach Fairy's coquettish attack.
Song Shuhang gritted his teeth and said, "What else?"
"And, there's ...... And also...... I don't know!" Candle Lori looked up, confused.
Did the three of them do anything wrong other than sneaking out?
Song Shuhang: "......"
Then, he looked up at Guoguo and Shi Luoli in the distance.
The little monk and the poem had a bitter little face, and slowly came to the front of Shuhang.
"Do you two know that you are wrong?" said Song Shuhang with a straight face.
The little monk said obediently: "Senior Brother Shuhang, we were wrong. ”
When Song Shuhang saw their well-behaved appearance, his heart also disappeared a little.
He said in a deep voice: "Then if next time, when I am away from home, will you continue to escape?"
The little monk's face became tangled.
Half an hour later......
The little monk clasped his hands together, gritted his teeth, and said, "The monks don't speak!" If Senior Brother Shuhang you fall unconscious next time, I may ...... Will run away again!"
The wish to subdue demons and eliminate demons has not yet been realized, and not a single ghost has been encountered, and the little monk is unwilling.
"......" Song Shuhang was furious: "The bear child is killed!"
He stretched out two slender jade hands on his back, grabbed the little monk, and put it on his other knee.
The merciless big hand waved again.
Papapa~~
"Ahh The little monk screamed again and again—this pair of slender jade hands was Ye Si's arms, and they swung with greater force than Song Shuhang's own arms.
The little monk felt that his buttocks must have been swollen.
"Then next time, do you dare to run away from home?" Song Shuhang said with a straight face.
The little monk burst into tears, and after thinking for a moment, he gritted his teeth and said, "...... Monk ...... Don't slosh. Brother, I still want to escape. ”
The six fairies of the East on the side: "......" little monk is so cute that he cries.
"Stupid, give me death!" the slender jade hand waved mercilessly again.
Bang bang bang.
The little monk's ass is really going to bloom this time...... Because he felt like his ass was numb.
On her left knee, Candle Lori looked at the little monk with a touched face-Senior Brother Guoguo is good-looking, mighty and unyielding! Even in the face of Senior Brother Song's violence, he still does not give in. What a role model for her!
"Brother Guoguo is so good, we don't succumb to violence!" So, Candle Lori couldn't help but cheer for Xiao Guoguo.
Song Shuhang: "......"
The poem on the side felt that his junior sister was crying stupidly: "Candle, you stupid!"
"You stupid, give me death too!" Song Shuhang was furious, waved his main arm, and beckoned towards Candle Lori's ass!
Bang Bang Bang!
"Ahh I didn't mean that, I mean...... I'm trying to persuade Senior Brother Guoguo. Ahhh Candle Lori also followed in the footsteps of the little monk.
The six fairies of the East on the side rubbed their faces-she felt that Shuhang Xiaoyou was really hard.
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In the end, the little monk and Candle Lori still succumbed to the might.
There was no way, although the two little ones felt that their will was firm, but their flesh was weak. Senior Brother Song spanked his ass mercilessly, and if he was beaten again, he would really even be beaten out of shit.
In the end, under the threat of force, the little monk and the candle signed an [unequal treaty] with Song Shuhang. The two swore that when they lived in Song Shuhang's house temporarily, they would never run away from home again, and they would be obedient.
After putting down the two bear children, Song Shuhang raised his head and looked at the poem.
"Senior Brother Shuhang, can we stop spanking, is it okay to spank the palm of your hand?" said Shi Luoli with tears in her eyes - she felt that she was already a girl, and it was too embarrassing to be spanked in front of so many people.
Song Shuhang: "......"
Talking about how I like spanking people?
"Do you know it's wrong?" Song Shuhang grimaced, and took out a ring ruler from his one-inch shrinking bag.
- This thing is what was given to Song Shuhang and others by the predecessors of the Seven Life Fu when he was teaching the natives on the island for the predecessors of the Seven Life Fu Mansion on the [Overseas Desert Island].
The main function is to teach the natives who do not study seriously.
The method of use is to hit the palm of the hand hard, or to hang the indigenous people to the big tree at the entrance of the tribal village and beat it.
Treat bear children fairly-since both Guoguo and Candle have been punished, poetry is no exception. Since she offered to hit the palm, let's hit the palm.
"Got it, I knew it was wrong. Shi Luoli nodded earnestly, and timidly stretched out the palm of her hand and turned her face away—like a child who was about to be vaccinated.
Song Shuhang mercilessly gave twenty consecutive blows in the palms of both hands.
After Shi Luoli also swore that he would never run away from home again and would be obedient, he let go of the three bear children.
I'm so tired.
Song Shuhang felt that when facing these three little guys, his psychological age was about to become a father-level character in a short period of time.
When will Senior Brother Sanri come back?
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After dealing with the three bear children, Song Shuhang turned his head and looked for the figure of the onion girl on the wine table of the 'Molting Banquet'.
But after he looked around, he didn't see the green onion.
After hearing his voice, ran away?
Also right...... Green onion has always wanted to be free. I finally left him this time, and I definitely won't give up my freedom easily.
It would have been okay to set her free.
However, the Enlightenment Stone, which is very important to Song Shuhang, is still on the Green Onion, and on the premise of not retrieving the Enlightenment Stone, Song Shuhang can't let her go.
"Oriental Six Seniors...... Does this [Monsters from All Over the World United Become a Family] 250 Branch Have a Back Door or a Window?" Song Shuhang asked.
"Nope. The Six Fairies of the East shook their heads: "However, there is another space under the ground of the branch. But...... I can't take you in. ”
Song Shuhang is not a member of [The monsters of the world unite to become a family].
"Then can you trouble the Six Fairies of the East and help me bring the green onion girl out?" Song Shuhang asked.
"No, you can't. The Six Fairies of the East smiled and said, "That onion girl is a member of our organization, so unless she is willing to come out, I can't forcibly take her out and hand her over to you." Between you and her, I won't help you at most. ”
One is the junior of her organization, and the other is the junior of the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group', and the six fairies of the East can only be fair.
Song Shuhang felt that his heart was so blocked.
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250 divisions, in the underground pyramid.
The onion girl and the banshee sat in the waiting room, watching TV.
The news is still the same.
As mentioned earlier, the country's leaders are very busy, either going abroad or going to the countryside. In the middle, it is said that the people of the whole country are very happy, either rich or bumper. In the end, other countries are miserable, either explosions or rebellions.
Routines, all routines.
The onion girl felt bored, and then changed the station.
This station is talking about food programs.
"First of all, chop the green onions, remember to cut them into fine cubes, the more chopped the better. "The chubby chef on TV, the knife in his hand flying.
Click, click, click, and soon, a few shallots were cut into slag.
The green onion girl looked at the green onion seedlings on TV, and tears flowed down involuntarily, empathy!
It's cruel.
So, the green onion girl silently changed the channel again.
The banshee on one side wanted to laugh, but in order to take care of the onion girl, she held back.
In order to keep herself from laughing, she had to change the subject: "Green onion girl, what is the relationship between you and the human boy named Shuhang?"
"Relationship, how do you say it?" said the green onion niang recalled the first meeting with Song Shuhang.
At that time, she was still a young onion that had just been released from prison.
When he saw Song Shuhang, who was in the realm of a first-class talent, actually possessed a treasure like the 'Enlightenment Stone', he wanted to rob this human monk with his hands. She wants to get this stone, let her realm advance by leaps and bounds, and one day achieve great feats, and find Jiu Deng to avenge her blood hatred!
As a result, the robbery failed, but even she lost herself.
"It should be the relationship between me and being caught...... "The onion girl was suddenly stunned when she was halfway through.
She felt an aura of evil.
It's familiar. (To be continued.) )