Drip...... Drip...... Drip...... The phone rang.

Her "eighty-year-old man" has arrived.

"Baby, kiss!"

"Hmm!"

"Where?"

"At home, on vacation!"

"What are you doing at home, are you thinking about me?"

"I think you're of any use, and you can't be eaten. ”

"Where is your home, I'll look for you. ”

The "eighty-year-old man" was now a little anxious, eager to see her.

"I won't tell you for a while, I'm going to test whether you're sincere to me. ”

"The conscience of heaven and earth, if I treat you badly, I will choke to death when I drink water, choke to death when I eat, run to death when I go out, and let the floor slab stone to death when I sleep. ”

"You are not allowed to curse yourself like that!"

"It's still my daughter-in-law kissing me!"

"Are you so nice to me?"

"That's absolutely, the sky is thundering, I swear to God. ”

"And how old are you, and where is home?"

Ge Shanshan is back to business.

"Age is not an obstacle, true love transcends everything and crosses the five oceans. A 90-year-old man from a foreign country married a nine-year-old daughter. ”

"I think so, but I always want to know how old you are. People are twenty-eight, you are eighty, what else can you do, your teeth are all gone. ”

"Anything will, you will be happy. ”

The other party sent a small dynamic picture of a hug, an old pig holding a lamb kissing, the lamb said: "Small, I am happy!"

She didn't just want to laugh.

I can't get my mother's care, I can't find my father's love, so I look for it on the Internet.

She loves this illusory world, where she can get everything she likes.

She loved this wine, this wine that was full of happiness to heal the pain she could not get rid of.

She had known him for less than a year. It's a fight against the landlord, and it's interesting to think about.

She's a master at the game. She boasted very much, her score was at the level of an emperor, and the "eighty-year-old man" was inferior to her, he was at the level of a minister.

That's why he called her the queen, she called him the minister, sometimes the minion, and only recently called her husband.

Her online name is "Rainbow Reflected on the Face", and she doesn't recruit anyone and doesn't mess with anyone, and she scolds her on the other side.

"The rainbow shines on the buttocks. ”

"It's so ugly, it's a girl. ”

"Girls don't have butts, and they look better, your ass is rainbow racing. ”

The other side refused.

"Damn, no quality, if you don't like to play, get out!"

"I'm your uncle, what does it have to do with you?"

"I'm your ancestor, tell me where I am?"

That party will get out of the way if it doesn't slip away.

She was very grateful, and felt that he was very righteous, so she chatted with him, and the name was quite strange: an eighty-year-old man.

"Are you eighty years old and still fighting the landlord?"

"What's the matter, you're still in love at the age of eighty!"

They became friends, talking about everything, talking about everything.

Gradually, he called her baby, she called him husband, they built a home, got married, got a marriage certificate, gave birth to a baby, and the baby will be called mother in more than a month.

She buys so much milk powder every day to feed her baby. She is determined not to be like her mother: she must be good to her child when she is born, otherwise what would you do when she gave birth to him?

You plough the field and I will weave, and I will carry water and you will water the garden. Although the cold kiln is broken, it can shelter from the wind and rain, and the love of husband and wife is bitter and sweet......

I lived a very happy life, of course, online.

In fact, I'm embarrassed to say that she has a total of eighty online dating, playing back and forth, and in the end there are only two left.

The other is "Fifty-Year-Old Happiness", who only showed Lian'er last week, and it turned out to be a young man from abroad, who went to university in Xijing, and spoke Chinese quite fluently.

The foreign ones are very tall, with a high nose bridge, although they are not as good-looking as the Chinese, but they are quite sunny.

"It's a holiday, I'll take you to our country!"

She wanted to go, but she didn't dare, she would never come back if she sold it.

She felt that the "eighty-year-old man" must not have picked it, and she believed in the sixth sense: where to find such a good person?

At this point, she sometimes feels very much like her mother, she can't stand the kindness of others, and if she has, she must be good to others.

She sometimes feels that the world is unfair. Why is the man's seventy-two concubines in the three palaces and six courtyards, and the woman has to observe the festival and set up the archway, she likes Wu Zetian.

If anyone is good to her, she will take him as a concubine," including...... Include...... Hearing a laugh...... "He's embarrassed to think."

"The spring water and spring pond are full, and the spring grass grows in the spring. Spring people drink spring wine, and spring birds make spring sounds. I was not born, and I was old. You hate me for being late, and I hate you for being early. People are thousands of miles away, and the intention is in a cup. ”

Sometimes she wants to sing, and sings melancholy.

When I heard people talking about Su Dongpo with a smile, he said: "Ten years of life and death are boundless, I don't think about it, and I can't forget it." Thousands of miles of lonely graves, nowhere to talk about desolation. ”

Sometimes she wants to cry and doesn't know why.

The "eighty-year-old man" is not Zhang Xian.

I am eighty years old and eighteen, and I am red and white-haired. It is the same as the Qing upside down, only separated by a sixtieth in the middle.

She sometimes thinks that she is angry with her father, so she will find someone older than her father. Her father is called uncle, and she is called husband.

Count, Dad has to call her Auntie. What a mess, anyway: you call me unhappy, I call you unhappy.

She also has a realistic boyfriend, Yang Yuelong. It's a pity that Yang Yuelong, a bit like Song Jiang, fights and kills every day, and there are fewer flowers before the moon.

Look at Nana, there is an infatuated Jia Chongwen.

"Queen...... Baby...... Why don't you ignore me?"

"I'm angry, my dad hasn't come back yet. ”

"Then I'll go with you. ”

"Okay, come on!"

"I can't wait for where your home is. ”

"I really want to come, show your face, how old is my husband?"

"Thirty-eight, a flower, it's true, don't lie to you. ”

"Thirty-eight, say eighty, you're so funny, next time say three hundred and eight......"

"Baby, you miss me......"

"Let's all show our faces, I still have ......"

She almost missed the foreign netizens.

She took a selfie and passed it on, a fifteen-year-old girl, the age of a flower, without any decoration, is Chang'e.

The other party also sent the photo, and she admired it.

The "husband" was about forty years old, his left eye was deeply sunken, his right eye was narrowed into a slit, and his nose was large and a little discordant.

The whole is okay, it looks very energetic, especially the neat row of big teeth, she counted them, and none of them have fallen.

"Believe it this time, baby, where are you?"

She seems to believe it a little bit, with today's technology, men can become women, women can become men, and an eighty-year-old man can become eight years old.

This time it's a video chat, at least the person is real, he speaks very magnetically, a bit like a host. That kind of thick male voice is what many girls like.

"Baby, please, I'm sick with lovesickness. ”

"What if I don't tell you?"

"I think of you every day and don't see you, drink the water of the Yellow River together, I want to ......"

"Silly hat, give you a riddle you can guess, you guessed right. “

"In the children's rhyme, on the cloud bridge!"

"It's hard to kill me, kiss me, don't bother me. ”

"Okay, dear, I'll hang up, we'll talk next time. ”

Drip...... Drip...... Drip......

One man's head swayed, and someone smiled at him.

"What are you laughing at, Brother Childe!"

"You're not laughing at anything, you're amazing, where is your phone hidden?"

"If I don't tell you, I think you're close to Wenren!"

"It's just the surface that I'm close to him, after all, people let me be a sports committee, and it's true that the two of us are close. ”

"I'm not close to you, you are me, I told you on the front foot, and you told the Wenren on the back foot. ”

"Who told who's a bastard?"

"You're going to be a bastard!"

"It's in the crotch, so how do you walk?"

"You're just in the crotch of your pants, you're too underestimated to look down on the old lady. ”

"Do you have something to do in the evening, let's have a meal together. ”

"If you don't have good intentions, give me your moon axe and dragon knife again. ”

"Don't want it, give it to Wenren! I'm afraid he won't be able to, what if the police station urges it?"

"Who are they, the Four King Kongs?"

"Just the two of us, I'm alone tonight. The parents are busy, and the babysitter is gone. ”

"That's when I thought of me, are you a ghost in your heart and want to soak me!"

"Don't be sentimental, you look so ugly, like a female pig......"

"The dog can't spit out ivory in his mouth, so I ......"

"Don't, don't, have some coffee......"

"Heart" is a coffee shop.

"Canghai Jiaolong" sent a message and asked "a tomato flower" to be interviewed.

It's not that she doesn't like it, she sometimes looks at Yang Yuelong, and she looks at it for more than an hour, in a daze for a long time.

It's better to stay away, the closer you get, the sadder you are. People are big bosses. Yangde Group, Yangde laundry detergent, sells well at home and abroad.

A cowherd and a weaver girl, a Xu Xian, a white snake, a Liang Shanbo, and a Zhu Yingtai. Not a man of the Tao at all.

Sometimes she wants to study hard, grow up and be admitted to the school, and try to bridge the distance between them.

But it's discouraged to think about it, it's just a fantasy. The dream of his life has come true as soon as he is born.

He sometimes looks for Yang Yuelong, but the more he looks, the more frustrated he becomes, and the more he looks, the more inferior he becomes.

The large living room of the house is more than 300 square meters. As soon as you enter, it's dizzying, and you can't find the north. It's magnificently decorated, it's like a palace.

How can her pigsty house be compared with others, so she never invites her classmates to her house to play.

That is equivalent to killing her, how will she be a person in the future, and will there be a place in school?

With Yang Yuelong, I didn't dare to imagine the future. The better he treats her, the harder she tries to keep her distance in case she gets stuck and can't get out.

This world is really strange, a lifetime of ordinary mortals can't keep their pockets, women can't keep it, and a lifetime of vigorous fortune and great fortune can't do it, and women can't keep it.

Father and mother get married, and it is his mother who runs, and the future of him and Yang Yuelong runs Yang Yuelong.

It's better to live in the illusory online world and chat with an eighty-year-old man when you're lonely.

No, today you will bear me, tomorrow I will bear you, who will lose whom the day after tomorrow?

"Come on!"

Yang Yuelong urged.