Chapter Ninety-Four: The First Panda
Chu Yu and Yan Snake saw their destination, stretched their waists and jumped off the metal plate.
Chu Yu set up a pergola with his hand and was surprised: "I'll go, it's really all gone, not even a dwarf?"
"Probably not. Yan Snake raised his head and looked around, and finally turned around and pointed to the top of the mountains in the distance: "If it were me, I would definitely ambush there, attacking and retreating, and observing the situation from the commanding heights." ”
Almost at the same time as the flame snake's words fell, Dracula and Qin Beige walked down from the top of the mountains.
Those bright big bald heads were also revealed, and Huang Haoran, Meng Yong, Wang Zhuzhu and others ran down the mountain, as if they had seen the long-lost old king.
The others also wanted to run down, but they couldn't figure out what was going on, so Bai Yue told everyone not to act rashly.
Chu Yu breathed a sigh of relief slightly.
If Bai Yue really withdrew with a large army, he would definitely have some small disappointments.
I have to say that this result is really something he never dreamed of.
The non-mainstream is all admitted.
Of course, it is not to confess to the flame snake, but to confess to the giant panda and a group of giant pandas.
A giant panda can make non-mainstream people kneel on the ground and call Dad, let alone a group.
In the square pit, the giant panda was beaten by a group of non-mainstream people.
The Flame Snake is holding the panda hostage to order the non-mainstream.
The giant panda can't understand the words of the Yan Snake, and the Yan Snake can't understand what the non-mainstream people are whining and screaming, of course, the non-mainstream can't understand what the hell is the bleating of the giant panda, but many times communication may not be in words, and it is also possible to use fists and big feet.
It was a brutal scene.
The flame snake wanted to force this group of non-mainstream people to open the box, but they couldn't communicate.
This is easy to do, the flame snake went up and punched and kicked, kicking more than ten ribs.
Of course, the non-mainstream people were not happy, and they immediately had to cut the flame snake, and then the giant panda cut them down.
The non-mainstream with blue noses and swollen faces suddenly realized.
Oh... Let's open the box.
After opening a few boxes, two more ancient centipede insects appeared, scaring a group of non-mainstream people, and the giant panda struck again, tearing and rags to the two ancient centipede insects.
The flame snake thinks that opening the box is too ink, and the H-101 area is too dangerous, so it is better to directly resist the box and study it slowly.
This time, the flame snake didn't even bother to say anything, and went up to kick it, kicking a group of non-mainstream people rolling all over the ground, and then throwing the box on them.
The non-mainstream with blue noses and swollen faces suddenly realized again.
Oh... It's not for me to open the box, it's for us to resist the box, say it earlier, hit someone.
In this way, the non-mainstream stood there stupidly holding a metal box.
The flame snake picked up the stump of the ancient centipede insect and began to use it as a whip, and the non-mainstream people who smoked it were covered in blood, like a cold-blooded and ruthless cool official, drove this group of non-mainstream people out of the gate as if they were driving sheep.
This group of non-mainstream people did not dare to run, because the H-101 area was too dangerous, and it was easy to destroy the group, let alone run alone.
As a result, although this group of non-mainstream people have a pit in their brains, they still have the instinct to survive.
After leaving the H-101 area, the group of non-mainstream threw down the metal box and began to run, and they ran in different directions, and the flame snake couldn't chase it, giving him angry wow wow wow screams.
Yan Snake's heart is very wild, he doesn't want to see how others open the box, he wants to take all the boxes back and study them slowly.
Relying on him and the flame snake, plus a stupid giant panda, it would be good to resist three or five boxes at most, and if you want to get a few hundred to bring back, you have to rely on this group of free coolies who are not mainstream.
As a result, the coolie ran away, and the snake didn't know who to chase.
Just when the flame snake was trembling all over, who knew that after the giant panda saw the angry and corrupt appearance of the flame snake, it bleated a few times, and then five giant pandas ran out from all directions.
A total of six giant pandas, like crazy penguins, suddenly began to chase the group of scattered and fleeing non-mainstream, and after catching it, they directly smashed the brain melon seeds with one claw.
Then the non-mainstream confessed for the nth time, picked up the metal box, lined up hand in hand, and after accepting the judgment of fate, they were driven all the way back to the mushroom forest like a sheep.
There was an unexpected harvest on the way, and when I didn't enter the mushroom forest, I ran into more than a dozen chicken cubs.
The flame snake gave an order, and then six giant pandas... Look at me, I'll look at you, stupidly standing in place, full of bold and black question marks.
In the end, it was the Flame Snake who shot a few chickens with a ground-breaking gun, and then set up a fire to roast a few chickens.
When the flame snake asked the giant pandas to attack the chicken cubs, this group of bears was stupid, but when they ate it, they were like wolves and tigers, and even Chu Yu didn't mix a few bites.
In this way, the flame snake fooled the giant pandas with the roast chicken cub meat, and the giant pandas waved their claws to drive away the non-mainstream, and then thousands of people came to the settlement of the dwarf mules in the basin.
Dracula and Qin Beige, one is not afraid of death and can't die, the other is a master of art and bold, the two walked over directly to greet Chu Yu and Yan Snake.
Only Huang Haoran and Wang Xuanzhu were on guard, holding guns, afraid that this group of thousands of non-mainstream people with their heads bowed and drooping their heads would suddenly break out.
As for the reason why Chu Yu and Yan Snake made these thousands of non-mainstream obedient, Dracula and Qin Beige were not the least interested, the former went to study the giant panda, and the latter casually asked Chu Yu and Yan Snake if they were injured.
The two of them were not interested, but Huang Haoran and a few big bald heads were full of incredulity.
There is no reason at all for two people to capture more than 1,000 people, but the facts are in front of them, and they have to believe it.
Of course, they subconsciously ignore the cute pandas who sit on the ground and play with their feet.
The image of Xiong Tuanzi selling cute and eating pots of milk has long been deeply rooted in the hearts of the Chinese people, and ordinary people can't imagine that such a cute guy can wield this claw and turn into a life harvester.
After all, these giant pandas are similar to the national treasures on the surface, and they look harmless to humans and animals, and they still bleated when they screamed.
Huang Haoran asked with a strange expression, "How did you subdue this group of people?"
"Hahahaha. Chu Yu first looked up to the sky and laughed wildly, and then began to brag B: "That's how it is uniformed." ”
Many times, bragging B does not have to tell the details in detail, and giving a plausible answer can lead to reverie, which is undoubtedly the highest level in the realm of bragging B, which shows that Chu Yu has reached the highest level of bragging about B.
Not to mention that Wang Xuanzhu is Chu Yu's close-fitting little padded jacket, and said with admiration on his face: "Didn't Lao Zhao say that there were nearly 4,000 people, and the other 3,000 people were all inflamed... You've all done it all, Brother Chu?"
The flame snake rolled its eyes.
He was embarrassed to brag about this bull B.
Chu Yu continued to speak: "Well, there are too many dead people, and there is no way to count them, in short, they are all alive here, and the others are all dead." ”
This is the truth, there are only 800 people in the madman tribe, and all the others are hanging.
Of course, it was not killed by Chu Yu and the Flame Snake, but at the hands of those murderous monsters in the H-101 area, or in their mouths.
Huang Haoran opened his mouth, not knowing how to ask.
knew that Chu Yu was bragging there, but the problem was that he and Yan Snake had indeed captured thousands of people back.
4,000 people, either 4,000 pigs, or 4,000 pigs, let you kill them, you have to kill them for several days.
Killed 3,000 people and captured thousands of people, Huang Haoran couldn't believe it, and asked without giving up: "The other 3,000 people were really killed by you." ”
"Of course it's because of us, who can brag to you about what you asked. ”
Chu Yu secretly changed his concept.
He didn't directly say that the three thousand people were killed by their own hands, but that they died because of them.
Indeed, if they hadn't scared the giant panda and then bleated twice, the ancient centipede insects would not have been attracted by the sound and burrowed out of the ground to kill, and if they hadn't killed so many people and shed so much blood, those giant dragonfly species would not have feasted on the smell of blood.
In short, it can be said that this thing did start because of the two of them, and then the madman tribe lost more than half of its manpower.
And in this process, Chu Yu didn't fire a shot, he didn't even run two steps, and even the Yan Snake kicked a few times to beat the water dog.
Chu Yu was bragging about it, and Bai Yue, who was in the heights, saw that the non-mainstream people were indeed controlled, and he also rushed over with others.
Seeing Bai Yue coming, Chu Yu brewed another version.
bragging about B is a scorer, fooling Huang Haoran, it must be blowing to death without a bottom line.
But fooling Bai Yue's words is another matter, you have to focus on your own wisdom, after all, women like smart men, and there are still very few women like Li Yuwei who kill talents like Yan Snake.
Who knew that before Chu Yu could blow it, Bai Yue glanced at Chu Yu up and down after coming over, and then said with a cold face: "Just this time, next time, if there are no communication conditions, you are not allowed to act without authorization, unless you, the deputy director, have done it to the end." ”
After finishing speaking, Bai Yue turned around and walked quickly to the side of those stupid giant pandas, touching their heads and stomachs, and the flowers and branches of laughter trembled.
The big bald heads used plastic cable ties to tie the arms of the non-mainstream people behind their backs, and at the same time frequently turned their heads to look at the giant pandas.
Chu Yu sighed slightly: "I haven't had a few broken pandas yet, and I don't want to ask if there's anything wrong." ”
The flame snake quacked and laughed: "Just like you bear, where did you get the confidence to compare with the national treasure?"
"The beginning ... Begin... "Lao Zhao, who came quickly, didn't even pay attention to Chu Yu, and ran to a few giant pandas like crazy, and he was so excited that he was swaying.
"First Panda?" Chu Yu and Yan Snake looked at each other.
Yan Snake touched his chin: "Is it a panda that eats?"
Chu Yu was also not sure: "It should be the beginning of the ancestor." ”
The two of them were able to capture thousands of people, and of course it was these giant pandas who contributed the most, so even the Yan Snake was interested.
After the two approached, Lao Zhao carefully took pictures of the pandas, and then took a tape measure to measure their height and other values.
Seeing that Lao Zhao was about to measure the underside of the giant panda, Chu Yu hurriedly pulled him back.
"Don't make trouble, this thing is ruthless and the six relatives don't recognize it, the combat effectiveness is off the charts, and one claw can make your wife receive a settlement fee. ”
"I know, I know, Prima Panda, of course it's amazing. Lao Zhao rubbed his hands, and said with bright eyes: "I didn't expect it, I really didn't expect to meet the first panda here." ”
"You've been calling for a long time, what do you mean by the first panda?"
The flame snake asked, "Is it the from the poop?"
Lao Zhao glanced at Chu Yu with disdain: "The first panda The first panda, of course, refers to the ancestor of the giant panda. ”
"That's the beginning. Chu Yu glanced at Dracula: "It's the same as you, hehe." ”
Lao Zhao continued: "Many fossilized teeth of the first panda have been found in the surface world, most of which are fossils more than four million years ago, which are earlier than human beings... ”
After a pause, Lao Zhao patted the paws of the first panda meat: "It's strange, this first species shouldn't be so docile." ”
Chu Yumeng rolled his eyes: "I know that you dare to come up and touch people if you are not docile." ”
"I saw that Bai Ju was fine after touching it for a long time, and besides, you didn't see them attack anyone when you brought them back. ”
Chu Yu couldn't cry or laugh: "You have a lot of eyes." ”
Lao Zhao said strangely: "Although the appearance should be exactly the same as the first panda, it shouldn't be so docile." ”
As the only one in the Death Four, Dracula has ever been to the zoo, and he began to decorate his house: "Pandas are so docile, the first panda should be more docile, what's wrong, I've seen it with my own eyes." ”
"Pandas are not docile, they are just the ones you see at the zoo, and if you encounter them in the wild, if you provoke them, you will have the same consequences as angering a bear. ”
Dracula shrugged his shoulders, unimpressed.
He is not interested in this aspect, because for him, let alone wild giant pandas, even the Tyrannosaurus rex is fine, anyway, he can't die, at most resurrected in the stomach or large intestine of the Tyrannosaurus rex.
But Chu Yu understood: "You mean to say that the pandas in the surface world have been tamed into the wild, and the first pandas living here, or in history, have not been domesticated, so they shouldn't be so docile, right?"
"That's right. Lao Zhao said in amazement: "In addition, the size should not be so small, the first panda is a carnivorous panda evolved from the bear-like class, and the size is definitely smaller than the panda we see in the surface world, and it is much smaller, but it became extinct in the late ice age, and like the saber-toothed tiger, it was an extinct species in the ice age." ”
Chu Yu raised his eyebrows.
Mammoth giant elephant and first panda, all of which were extinct during the Ice Age, and all of them appeared in the underground world for the third time, is there any connection between this?
Dracula, who was interested, asked, "If it's extinct, why are there giant pandas on the surface?"
"The sudden change in climate and the severe destruction of ecosystems during the Ice Age led to the extinction of most species, and the giant panda that happened to live in the Sichuan Basin escaped this disaster, and the smaller first panda could not withstand the cruel weather environment of the Ice Age, and it was the fat panda that we see in the surface world that survived. ”
Yan Snake said happily: "The difference is really big, the pandas on the surface all eat bamboo, these guys eat meat, and they don't eat raw meat, they have to be roasted before eating." ”
Lao Zhao looked at the first pandas and explained: "This species must have eaten meat at the beginning, but due to the influence of other organisms and the mutation of a gene in the panda's body, T1R1, the panda's fiber sense of meat and grain amino acids failed, and finally began to eat vegetarian." ”
Chu Yu didn't know why: "What do you mean?"
"In layman's terms, eating meat has no taste, just like humans chewing wax. ”
"Oh, I see. ”
"It's ridiculous to say, the giant panda has changed to a vegetarian diet, but in some alien omnivorous creatures competition, it didn't please, and in the end it can only eat bamboo that other animals are not interested in, and bamboo is difficult to digest, plus there is no nutrition, so this thing evolves more and more waste, and has to spend a lot of time every day, at least ten hours to eat bamboo, and must eat at least a dozen catties of bamboo to maintain its own energy. ”
Everyone finally understood it thoroughly.
Chu Yu said with a smile: "So it can't be said that this species is becoming more and more wasted the more it evolves, but it should be said that they keep eating to fight against nature, and finally keep the clouds open and see the bright moon, and finally become a national treasure, and those species in the same period seem to be ruthless, but they are extinct." ”
"Yes, the evolutionary path of this species is actually to eat, and eat to win. ”
A group of people laughed and laughed.
Looking at these six Origin Pandas, Chu Yu couldn't help asking, "This should be a family, right?"
"I guess so. Lao Zhao took a few more photos and said happily: "I have made up another piece of species history, and this time it is really worth the trip." ”
Glancing at Chu Yu, Lao Zhao asked, "But according to my understanding, the first panda shouldn't grow so big, do you know why?"
"What is this. Chu Yu gestured with his hand: "I haven't seen a centipede more than ten meters long." ”
"I've heard of ancient centipede insects, what's the matter, I'm still telling you. ”
"Oh yes, I almost forgot. Chu Yu pursed his lips and said, "That fist... No, have you ever seen a dragonfly the size of a skull?"
"I've never seen or heard of this, unless it's some kind of radiation that causes a genetic mutation. ”
Chu Yu: "... ”
Yan Snake laughed: "I am not a cultural person, I have to show off as a cultural person." ”
Lao Zhao showed a thoughtful look and muttered: "Look at what you mean, not only did you encounter ancient centipedes, but also met huge dragonfly species... In other words, these Primordial Pandas were mutated after being irradiated, which is why they became so big?"
"I guess, I don't know. ”
"That's not right, even if the size can be explained by a genetic mutation, it can't be docile. ”
"Meek fart, it's scary for these pandas to go crazy. ”
In front of the experts, Chu Yu didn't bother to brag about B, and roughly told Lao Zhao about the things in the h-101 area.
After Lao Zhao heard it, he was amazed.
"It's funny that when you get enraged, you will attack any moving weapon indiscriminately, and the hair on your body will become hard and your eyes will be blood-red. Lao Zhao's eyes lit up: "Then I have to study and study it well." ”
After saying that, this guy took out a ruler and measured the underside of the first panda.
Chu Yu shouted puzzledly: "You measure it, what are you doing under the total amount." ”
"Great. ”
Chu Yu: "... ”
Lao Zhao explained: "The reproduction of surface pandas has always been an insurmountable problem, so the number is extremely rare, and the first panda may not have this situation, if this mystery is solved, maybe the fecundity of surface pandas can be improved." ”
Chu Yu said teasingly: "You are really talented as the head of the technical department in the bureau. ”
"Hahahaha. Lao Zhao said proudly: "If you overcome this problem, maybe in a few years, this thing can be kept as a pet, and every family will have a few of them." ”
"Nerves. ”
In this world, it is estimated that except for the flame snake, there are no Chinese people, or even any humans, who do not like the panda species.
Although it is the first panda, it is not as cute as the surface world panda to the skyline, but it is also rarer than other huskies and big orange cats, and the same is true for Bai Yue, like a little girl who saw her favorite toy, circled around the six pandas, smiled happily, and rarely showed the posture of a little daughter.
Yan Snake glanced at Lao Zhao and asked quietly, "Is the meat of this thing delicious?"
"If you want to eat it, your husband will swallow me!" Lao Zhao's eyes were full of anger, and he looked at the flame snake, as if he was looking at a thousand deteriorating bodies that should kill a thousand knives.
"Roar, Lao Tzu just asks casually. Flame Snake rolled his eyes and went to Dracula to brag about B.