Roadside.

The young man standing next to the electric car, Da Zhuang, looked at the old man sitting on the ground in front of him, his face was full of anxiety.

"Uncle, I'm a security guard in a small community, and I really don't have that much money. Please, let me go, I'm in a hurry!" Da Zhuang scratched his ears and cheeks.

The uncle on the ground suddenly moved a little position, hugged the big and strong electric car tires, and showed a touch of disdain on his face, "Don't come to this set! You knocked me down today, don't give me 5,000, this matter is not over!"

Da Zhuang was even more anxious, "But uncle, I didn't touch you, so you fell by yourself......"

"Hmph! There is no monitoring here, you said that I poured it myself, did I pour it myself? You show the evidence!" the uncle said with a dead face.

"I ......"

As the uncle said, this position is a blind spot for a camera.

There are also people who report the incident because of the frequent accidents that occur here, and the above has always replied that they will send someone to repair it soon.

However, time is gone, and three years have passed, and there is still a blind spot here.

In such a situation, how could Da Zhuang come up with any evidence?

Da Zhuang could only look around and ask for help from the onlookers around him.

In the absence of cameras, it seems that only these passers-by can help him testify!

But what made Da Zhuang helpless was that the onlookers around him obviously didn't want to care about it, so they all handed Da Zhuang a look of "watching the play" or "I can't help it".

Da Zhuang suddenly despaired.

Seeing this, the old man with wrinkles on his old face looked very proud, and raised his chin slightly, "Don't talk nonsense, give money quickly! Do you think I'm so idle and want to spend time with you here? I'm going to find a house!"

As soon as these words came out, the crowd of onlookers took a few steps back.

They are all worried that they will become the next family of this uncle.

Da Zhuang, on the other hand, had an angry expression on his face.

When he saw the uncle fall before, Da Zhuang was actually a little afraid in his heart, afraid that the uncle was frightened by himself, and then he fell.

And legally, even so, he has to bear some responsibility.

In case the uncle has something long and short, he won't be any better.

But as soon as he heard what the uncle said now, Da Zhuang instantly woke up to the fact that this uncle is a fucking habitual offender!

Relying on the fact that there is no blind spot here, this uncle dares to talk about his own viciousness so blatantly? It's too lawless, right?

If it weren't for the fact that the person in front of him was old, if he was a strong young man, Da Zhuang would definitely beat him!

It's a pity that he's an uncle.

An uncle who is at least seventy years old.

If Da Zhuang beats him, it is estimated that he will not need any ruthless hands, so he will beat this uncle to death. At that time, the matter on the big stall will be even bigger, so big that he can't bear it.

can let Da Zhuang take out 5,000, and he doesn't have it!

Da Zhuang begged: "Uncle, I really don't have that much money! Otherwise, you let me go this time, and when I finish my work, I will come to you again, and you will touch the porcelain again, okay?"

"Poof......

The uncle laughed directly, and handed Da Zhuang a disdainful white eye, "Are you stupid or am I stupid?" Let you go, will you still come? Hmph! Lao Tzu has never met a repeat customer in this matter. ”

Da Zhuang: "......"

"Forget it, you don't look like you're cheating. It's not 5,000, is it??How much money do you have?" The uncle was probably impatient and decided to lower the standard first.

"I ...... I'm only 500, do you think it's okay?"

"500?!" The uncle was so angry that he even got up from the ground, pointed to his strong nose, raised his tone and scolded: "Are you fucking calling Hanako? I won't be able to bargain like this!5000, not a dime less!"

After the uncle finished scolding, he noticed that he actually stood up.

Busy fell down again, and assumed the same posture as when he touched the porcelain before.

During the whole process, the uncle was not embarrassed, it can be said that he did it in one go, and he really deserved to be a habitual offender!

Da Zhuang was angry in his heart, but he really had nothing to do with this uncle.

And what annoys him is that this uncle is really a scoundrel to the extreme, if he is buying something now, cut directly from 5000 to 500, not to mention that the store will be annoyed, he himself will be very embarrassed. Because this is not called bargaining, but a dragon slaying knife!

But no matter what he wants to buy, whether it can be cheap or not, Da Zhuang can buy something that is valuable to him.

But what about the old man in front of him?

He's touching porcelain!

If Da Zhuang gives him money, not only will he not get any benefits, but he will also sulk in his stomach, which is completely thankless.

If Da Zhuang goes to touch porcelain, let alone 500, even if people only give 100, it will also be earned.

Because I didn't have any effort, I just lay on the ground for a while, and others gave money, which is more profitable than begging!

Seeing that Da Zhuang still didn't mean to give money, the uncle's expression sank, and then he said with a hideous face: "Stinky boy, don't you give money yet, right? Next, I'm going to use 2.0!"

"And 2.0?!" Da Zhuang was dumbfounded.

What2.0?

Touching porcelain 2.0?

Or is it a trick 2.0?

There's no need to think about it.

Because as soon as the uncle finished speaking, he began to carry out 2.0.

I saw that the uncle suddenly let go of Da Zhuang's electric car, and while Da Zhuang was not paying attention, he hugged Da Zhuang's legs, and his face was also at this moment, showing an expression of extreme pain and sadness - this expression, I believe that anyone who does not know the truth will feel pity for this old man when he sees it, and turn to Da Zhuang angrily.

"Oops!

"Oops!

"Oops! it hurts me!"

"Oh, who's going to help me?"

"Oops! This person hit someone, he doesn't give money, he wants to run!"

“……”

It turns out that this is the uncle's 2.0, which has changed from a silent performance to a sound match.

As soon as the uncle shouted like this, it immediately attracted the side eyes of many passers-by, and some people even stopped to watch.

Da Zhuang's face suddenly sank.

Let the uncle make such a fuss, I'm afraid he won't be able to wash it by jumping into the Yellow River.

But to Da Zhuang's surprise, those who noticed the situation here and stopped to watch, their eyes did not stay on Da Zhuang and the uncle for too long, and continued to do their own things.

Many people even showed expressions such as "this old man again" and "someone is going to be unlucky again".

It can be seen that the people around him are happy to hear about the uncle's touch on porcelain.

Uncle uses this so-called 2.0, naturally to attract attention, attract some sympathetic people to come over, and attract pressure to Da Zhuang. But to his surprise, he performed so hard, but not a single one came to help him speak!

His 2.0, at the beginning, was declared a failure!

Da Zhuang spread his hands, "Uncle, don't you act, okay?" You must have touched porcelain too many times, so everyone around you knows what kind of person you are. You know the story of the wolf?"

"!" the uncle glared angrily at Da Zhuang, "Lao Tzu has walked more roads than you have eaten, and you still need to pay for it? Even if 2.0 fails, what if I still have an enhanced version of 1.0!"

Da Zhuang: "......"

Passerby: "......"

The uncle coughed dryly, and then took a deep breath, and the arms that were holding the big and strong legs couldn't help but hug tighter, "Boy, let me tell you! If you don't pay me 5,000 today, I'll keep holding you like this, as the parts on your thighs!"

This is the 1.0 enhanced version of the uncle - super dead skin and face.

Da Zhuang was anxious all of a sudden.

If this uncle has been holding his legs, then he can't even move to do the thing that makes him anxious.

After all, although this uncle is skinny, he has to weigh 100 pounds!

What should I do?"

The expression on Da Zhuang's face became more and more anxious, which made him keep scratching his ears and cheeks.

Just when Da Zhuang was so anxious that he even ran a little down, a cold, but the content he expressed made Da Zhuang feel like he had grasped a life-saving straw.

"You want money, don't you?"

Da Zhuang's spirit was shocked, could it be that someone finally wanted to help him?

Da Zhuang hurriedly looked at the person who spoke.

Recognize who this person is at a glance.

He was shocked, "Ye ...... Ye Qing?!"

That's right, this person who suddenly spoke for Da Zhuang was Ye Qing, who happened to pass by here.

"Da Zhuang, I haven't seen you for more than ten years, right?" Ye Qing looked at Da Zhuang, and when he spoke, his face couldn't help but show a taste full of nostalgia.

The old man holding the big legs, maybe when he saw someone trying to help the big man get ahead, he began to cry wolf and howl hard, pretending to be pitiful.

Da Zhuang was about to ask Ye Qing what to do next, but he saw Ye Qing smile slightly, handed Da Zhuang a "wrap it on me" look, and immediately looked at the old man who was lying on the ground, holding his thighs and crying wolf, and asked twice: "You want money, right?"

"Isn't this fucking nonsense? I don't need money, I spend so much time and so much energy, what am I doing here? Life is very precious! 6,000 yuan, not a dime less!" the uncle said with a brutal face.

"Damn!"

Da Zhuang didn't expect this old man, seeing that someone wanted to help him, and he knew him, he actually had to inch in, and he gave him 1000?

Ye Qing patted Da Zhuang's shoulder, smiled slightly, and handed Da Zhuang a look of "Don't worry, I have my own plans".

Da Zhuang is now completely helpless against this old man.

So after comprehending the meaning in Ye Qing's eyes, he replied, "Then please." ”

Ye Qing nodded, and put his gaze back on the old man, "Hey, seeing your hard performance, isn't it too little to ask for 6,000?"

"Huh?"

The uncle was slightly stunned, obviously it was the first time he had encountered this kind of person who was touched by him, and he actually thought that he wanted less money, and for a while, he didn't know what to say.

"Why don't I give you some more?"

"How much?" said the uncle with a suspicious face: "Boy, let me tell you! Your friend is in my hands, you must not brush any moths." Otherwise, I still have version 3.0! I really force me to use a big move, I tell you, none of us should think about it today!"

"Yo, it's still threatened? It seems that your 3.0 should be a skill that injures 1,000 enemies and damages 800 yourself, right?" Ye Qing sneered, "Why don't you perform this 3.0 first, and then let's discuss the issue of adding money?"

"Let's just add money. The uncle was also single, so he changed his words directly, "How much do you want to add?"

"You make an offer. Ye Qing said lightly.

"That'...... 7000？”

"Poof!" Ye Qing laughed directly, and immediately looked the uncle up and down with a mocking gaze, "Uncle, are you touching porcelain! Can you have a little professionalism? Just added 1000, who do you look down on? Forget it, otherwise, I'll give you 100 times, what do you think?"

“100…… Douglas?" The uncle was stunned directly, and then counted his fingers, and found that his fingers were completely insufficient, "How much is 100 times?"

The corners of Ye Qing's mouth twitched slightly, "Uncle, what you did was a trick and a deception, can we learn mathematics well? Moreover, you can't multiply it so simply? You asked for 7,000 just now, right? I'll give you 100 times, that's 700,000, what do you think?"