A fat old man with a stubble on his face, holding several large meat buns in his hands, said to everyone vaguely while eating:

"What else do you want, if you want me to do it, it's over! It doesn't matter what variant he is, when I'm full and have the strength, I'll catch it for you, and I'll agree whether it's steaming or barbecue when the time comes, hehe!"

As soon as the fat-headed and big-eared monk finished saying this, he was laughed at by the nun on the side.

The fat-headed and big-eared monk was not angry when he heard the laughter, but smiled innocently and looked at the nun who was laughing.

I saw this female cultivator, her eyebrows were like crescent moons, her eyes were like stars, and her chest was wrapped in a red satin and red gauze on her chest.

Through the translucent red gown, her jade-like skin and delicate arms could be faintly seen.

On the outside, she was dressed in a crescent-colored dress, embroidered with gorgeous patterns in green silk, and the clothes were of very good texture, and she should be very precious! And this seductive nun who wore this dress was about thirty years old.

This female correction is Yunling Sect, the elder of the West Embroidery Valley, she has always seen that the elder who knows how to eat is unhappy, and it is useless except to eat, why should she be in a high position with her.

Of course, if she simply couldn't get used to the fat elder, Red Rouge wouldn't have targeted him so obviously, all because this bastard fat man had usurped several of her properties in the world.

The cultivation resources she has obtained now have been greatly reduced, and it is because of this that she sees this fat man unhappy.

also corresponds to a sentence, when a woman looks at you in various ways, she will only remember your shortcomings and mistakes, and then she will be haunted.

The more she looks at it, the more unreasonable it becomes, the original small shortcomings are infinitely magnified, and this person is all mistakes for her!

It's like seeing you as a thorn in the side and trying to pull it out, and he wants you not to appear in front of him.

Just as Linghe Zhenren was about to dissuade the two from continuing to quarrel, the little Taoist boy who was originally guarding the hall outside suddenly walked in.

Xiao Daotong didn't dare to raise his head, but just raised his hand and said to the head of the elder:

"Tell the head of the house, Senior Brother Liu Hu is back, according to what he said, there is something important to report to the head of the house"

In fact, according to the rules, Xiao Daotong should not report such a trivial matter, and he originally didn't want to disturb the elders and the head of the family to discuss major matters.

But he couldn't stand it, and Senior Brother Liu Hu told him to take care of him after the fact, and threatened that his grandfather was an elder.

I had no choice but to come in and inform the head and ask what the head meant, after all, he couldn't make a decision if he couldn't see it.

What this little Taoist boy said made Linghe Zhenren a little surprised, but there was no surprise on his face, and he still looked like he was not smiling.

Linghe Zhenren looked at the other elders, especially Elder Liu, Liu Hu's grandfather, who was sitting in the corner, but seeing that he still didn't say a word, it was right that they didn't have any opinions.

So he bowed his head slightly towards Xiao Daotong, and Xiao Daotong immediately understood that he would slowly retreat towards the door.

After a while, a young man stepped into the door of the main hall, with a proud expression on his face, this young man was none other than Liu Hu, who hurried back from Gushan all the way.

He was now thinking about how happy they would be when they told the elders about the discovery of a mutant demon beast, and what kind of reward they would give him at that time.

If nothing else, at least this merit will be rewarded with an elixir that will help him cultivate.

In this way, Liu Hu thought stupidly in his heart, and suddenly a coughing sound came from beside him, Liu Hu woke up suddenly, remembering that there were still the elders in charge here, so he pinched his palm hard.

Don't let yourself get distracted again, and looked in the direction where the coughing sound just came from, and saw that his grandfather was in Liu Hu, and his heart was quite hanging because of his distraction, but also slowly stabilized.

Seeing that his grandson's nervous mood was slowly stabilizing, Elder Liu nodded slightly, quite satisfied that his grandson could recover in time.

"Liu Hu, what do you have to report?, don't you hurry up and tell us about it. Linghe Zhenren looked directly at Liu Hu and asked bluntly.

"Qiyu, the head of the house, I was looking for a suitable demon beast outside the lonely mountain as a birthday gift to my grandfather.

But I didn't expect that Senior Brother Zhang and I encountered a mutant demon beast and suffered a disaster, Senior Brother Zhang, they had already died in the demon mouth in order to cover me for sending the news back, and I hope that the head of the sect will ask for the life of the demon beast for Senior Brother Zhang."

After saying that, he pretended to cry, and pinched his ass with his hands so that a few tears came out of his eyes.

If it weren't for the fact that several of them were old monsters, they wouldn't have been deceived by his superb acting skills.

In particular, the corners of Elder Liu's mouth twitched, extremely embarrassed, it was obvious that this stinky boy had just used a few juniors and disciples as meat shields and escaped back.

The head of the sect didn't care about the life or death of a few small sect disciples, and when he heard Liu Hu say that he had encountered another mutant demon beast, his eyes flashed and he hurriedly asked Liu Hu:

"You tell me more about what kind of monster it is and what it looks like. ”

Seeing that the head of the house was so eager to ask himself, Liu Hu seemed to see the pill beckoning to him.

Don't dare to slack off the master, Liu Hu quickly replied, the green snake was green all over, but there was a white mark on its back from beginning to end.

When he heard that Liu Hu said that it was a green snake, and that appearance was consistent with what Elder Yun Qizi said last time, the head of the sect was stunned, and the elders were also stunned.

Liu Hu thought that the elders were very happy, and he couldn't help laughing when he thought that his good days were coming.

But this smile attracted the attention of the elders, especially the head of the sect who stared at him deadly, and that gaze startled Liu Hu.

Before he could say anything, his grandfather, who had been silent beside him, suddenly appeared beside him, and came up with a slap to slap him away.

"Smack"

This slap was like dropping a cup in a silent classroom, and the sound echoed in the hall.

Liu Hu, who was stunned by this slap, was about to ask his grandfather why he slapped him, but his grandfather looked at him coldly and beckoned the two disciples outside the hall to come in.

said to them: "Lock up this rebel who abandoned his junior brother and ran away and lived alone to the cliff of Siguo, and he was not allowed to release him without my order."

It's not that he did too much as a grandfather, this Linghe real person is famous for his small belly chicken intestines.

If they didn't know about the mutant Azure Snake, that kid wouldn't have done a great job, but they had already known about it, didn't this just make the head feel that he was entertaining them?

If he hadn't made a move earlier, this boss would have handed over his good grandson to the criminal law hall, where he could beat normal people into stupidity.

For example, a few years ago, there was a traitor who was arrested and put into the penal hall, and when he first entered, he looked like a warrior who looked at death as home, but when I saw him again.

Before eating peanuts, you should stuff them into your butt before taking them out and eating them. In this regard, the disciple who managed the Punishment Hall explained: First he came to each set of punishments and then he was stupid, someone once fed him peaches, but the peach pits could not be pulled out, he is now frightened, and now he must measure them and eat them again.

Elder Liu wiped the cold sweat on his forehead with his cuffs, and very carefully arched his hand to the head of the Linghe real person:

"Please forgive me, after all, my grandson didn't know about this, and it was also unintentional, and he had no intention of teasing the boss."

"Is Elder Liu such a small-bellied person? How could he be angry with this junior? ”

"I have to thank that kid for letting us know that the green snake was still in the Gushan East District that day, isn't it!hahaha?"

Linghe Zhenren said with a smile, and after speaking, he waved his hand at Elder Liu to signal that he didn't care at all.

Elder Liu bent down and said to Linghe Zhenren, "Thank you for your generosity!"

In his heart, he scolded and insulted Linghe Zhenren

"Thank you so much! Thank you so much! Thank you, uncle. ”

"Thank you whole family, thank you ancestors for eighteen generations, what the hell. ”

I have to say that these two are definitely acting players, and they all look happy, harmonious and smiling on the surface, and they can't see what they think in their hearts at all.

The fat elder who was still nibbling on the meat bun on the side was a peacemaker at this time, and asked with a smile at the master:

"Master, when are you going to catch that mutant Azure Snake? I still have a lot of spare time, why don't you go and catch it?"

Linghe Zhenren looked around at these elders in the hall, and found that he was indeed the only one who was sure to enter the Eastern District and catch demons under the eyes of the Demon King.

"Elder Sect wants to arrange for Senior Brother Lingxi to go, do you have any other opinions?"

After saying this, Linghe Zhenren looked at everyone and saw that they all shook their heads.

So he nodded at the fat elder and said, "I hope that Senior Brother Lingxi will go early and return early."

After speaking, he walked slowly towards the back of the hall step by step, ignoring the people who were still sitting in the hall.

The rest of the people stared at each other and left the hall one after another after a while.

The fat real man named Lingxi Zhenren was the last to leave the main hall with a smile, and waved his sleeves as soon as he stepped out of the main hall.

A large purple fan was conjured up, with flowers and birds painted on it, and the fan bone was made of what appeared to be a kind of wood similar to agarwood.

There is also a poem inscribed on it that runs counter to the image of the fan, and I only see these few sentences when I look at the fan.

"Goose, goose, goose, song for me to catch. Pluck the feathers and brine, and put them on a plate. ”

This poem was inscribed by this Lingxi elder himself, and he has always been proud of it.

With his hands behind his back, he stepped into the wind on this fan more than ten feet long.

As soon as the magic in his hand was pinched, the fan flew quickly in the direction of the mountain gate, and after a while, he could only see a small black dot in the distance, which showed how fast this Lingxi real magic weapon was.

...........

In the lonely mountain, in Sun Xiaoqi's territory, Wang Hu was wiping the feces on his body.

Why did Wang Hu get feces all over his body, this is still to blame for his own cleverness, and he had to follow Qing Ze to accompany the little fox to enjoy the surrounding scenery.

Not only behind Qingze's buttocks, but also praised Qingze's boss from time to time, he was just beaten and his whole body was comfortable, and he was an old man who came and went.

Naturally, Qing Ze was not good at filming the little fox's "fox fart", so another "snake swinging tail" threw him aside.

It's just that this coincidentally flew to the feces that I don't know which monkey with a heart of public morality smashed and excreted at will.