The strong smell of male hormones, not to mention that the water ghost can't stand it, Chu Yudu can't stand it anymore.

This reminded him of when he was studying abroad, when a group of people were hanging around a notebook in the middle of the night, watching a genre film that only two or three people could act in for more than an hour.

At that time, the dormitory was full of the smell of disinfectant water.

Chu Yu scolded in a low voice: "Which grandson didn't wear underwear today?"

Huang Haoran pinched his nose and scolded: "And you haven't held it yet, have you?"

In the crowd, some people suddenly turned red-faced.

Huang Haoran scolded and said: "I don't wear any underwear, can you talk about hygiene?"

Chu Yu looked at the river, and suddenly noticed ripples in his sleep.

"Sure enough!"

Everyone raised their heads suddenly, and Chu Yu roared: "Continue to look down at the text for me, pay to read it, customize, vote, and vote for a monthly ticket!"

Huang Haoran, who had already admired the five-body body at this time, threw himself to the ground, and asked excitedly: "What should I do, what should I do now?"

Chu Yu frowned: "The water ghost belongs to yin, and it has sucked the blood of domestic animals, especially the blood of the big rooster, the big rooster is yang, and the yin and yang complement each other, this thing has spiritual intelligence, so it realizes the danger and is hesitating." ”

Huang Haoran was extremely nervous, and said with a short breath: "Hurry, hurry, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, if you don't come out again, I'll go, I'm in a hurry." ”

"Don't be in a hurry, take your time, it's not dawn yet, there is time. ”

Huang Haoran clenched his fists, and when he saw a black head exposed on the surface of the water, he couldn't help but exclaim: "Come out, come out, come out, really come out." ”

Everyone raised their heads again, their eyes were fixed on the black water ghost head on the water surface, Chu Yu secretly screamed, and sure enough, the black head dived into the water droplets again.

Chu Yu scolded angrily: "What a bunch of waste, tell you, don't look up, it's just disobedient, from an extremely excited situation to another nervous emotion, the body will emit another smell, it must be scared." ”

It's like smelling snail noodles from a distance, but when I looked closer, I realized that someone was boiling stool there.

Huang Haoran looked guilty: "It's all my fault, it's okay if I don't speak." ”

The others were also unwilling, and the fat to their mouths flew like this.

There were no people, everyone looked at Chu Yu in unison.

"It's up to me what I'm doing, so you have to look down, you have to look up. ”

"Brother Chu, it's my fault, do you still have a way, it's really not good, we can only rush into the river to catch it. ”

"Well, I know, when it's your turn to die, each of you is faster than the other. Chu Yu stood up, stretched, couldn't bear to look at Huang Haoran's self-blaming appearance, thought about it and said: "It's not that there is no remedy, now all virgins, take off their pants and stand up." ”

"Brother Chu... This... Unsightly, right. ”

"Yaguan?" Chu Yu scolded: "A group of big men are waiting for the water ghost to be elegant while watching H Wen, now when it comes to Yaguan, what do you think about when you give birth to a child, dealing with supernatural events, there is no Nimaya Guan This said, as long as you can get it, even if you let you bang it, you have to grit my teeth on this water ghost, and you have to serve the water ghost comfortably, the real Nima is a waste!"

Huang Haoran gritted his teeth, was the first to stand up and take off his pants, and everyone saw that it was him who didn't wear underwear.

A group of pure virgins blushed, others covered their mouths for fear of bursting out laughing,

One by one, their faces were flushed.

"Keep looking at my phone, look at the scenery and look at my ass, hurry up!"

People are like that, once the first step is taken, the second step will naturally follow.

This time, without any hesitation, everyone turned around, looked left and right, and commented on each other.

"You're cute. ”

"It's okay, it's not as cute as yours, it's like a turtle's head. ”

"Thank you. ”

Chu Yu scolded again: "I'll let you compete here, show me your phone!"

The virgins braved the wind, their bare butts, and began to read the text.

As a result, within ten seconds, Chu Yu suddenly shouted: "Run!"

If you don't say it's a disciplined force, the virgins don't even know their heads, they don't even mention their pants, and they run down the hill with their bare butts.

"Keep running!"

A few more people ran down.

"Run for me!"

The rest of the virgins also ran out.

The hillside is full of big bald heads with bare butts.

The water ghost is finally out.

The carrion was full of translucent blisters, his hair was like a tangled kelp, waving his long nails, and he made a sharp whistling sound, as if a brain-dead fan had seen his idol Xiao Xianrou, and ran into the village at a speed of 100 meters, completely ignoring the real "men" on the mountain.

Chu Yu shouted at the top of his voice: "Run separately, estimate the distance, calculate the center point, and the final ambush point is the tractor." ”

"Others go into combat positions!"

"Distance!"

"Ready to throw the net!"

"Throw!"

"Hit, hold on to the net, everyone runs counterclockwise, shrinking the metal mesh!"

As Chu Yu's orders shouted out at the top of his voice, these professional bald heads ran to the established location.

Everything, as Chu Yu expected, did not have any deviations.

When Chu Yu ran down the hill, everyone, no matter what they were busy with, couldn't help but glance at Chu Yu, looking at him in their eyes, except for worship... It's worship.

They just never dreamed that supernatural events could be handled like this?

The matter is not over, the strength of the water ghost is too great, even if the metal mesh has been tightly strangled after dozens of turns and contractions, the water ghost still struggles, and more than a dozen bald heads who grasp the metal mesh use their strength to press the edge of the net to the ground and slowly shrink.

Huang Haoran shouted: "Hold on, you must hold on, exhaust its strength!"

Chu Yu shook his head and sighed, then walked to the jeep behind the village.

When Chu Yu came back, this group of big bald heads was still consuming with the water ghosts, and they had changed a group of people.

Chu Yu walked over with such a big grin, less than two meters away from the water ghost, many people were startled, and almost threw away the metal mesh to pull Chu Yu back.

Huang Haoran ran over in a hurry, but without waiting for Lachuyu, the latter unscrewed the lid of the gasoline can, walked around the water ghost, and splashed the gasoline barrel on the water ghost.

took out the lighter from Meng Yong, lit a cigarette, and threw the lighter on the head of the water ghost.

With a "boom", the entire water ghost turned into a humanoid candle and let out bursts of piercing screams.

The sound that was enough to penetrate the eardrum caught him off guard, causing the big bald heads who were holding the metal mesh to let go of their hands and cover their ears tightly.

It's an instinctive reaction, and

Execution has nothing to do with it.

Chu Yu seemed to be a deaf man, smoking a cigarette while looking at the burning water ghost.

When the screams gradually subsided, Chu Yu took out the cotton ball in his ear, went up and kicked it twice, and then turned his head casually and shouted at everyone: "I'm unconscious, tie it up, load the car, go back to sleep!"

Zhao Zhigang, whose ears were faintly bleeding a few drops of blood, touched Huang Haoran's shoulder, and looked at Chu Yu's back with a complicated expression.

"This little ... This Chu brother, my old Zhao swears, he, this is definitely not the first time he has done such a thing. ”

Huang Haoran thought so.

If you haven't personally dealt with at least dozens of supernatural incidents, you will never be able to be so calm and light-hearted.

The most terrifying thing is that the supernatural event is not just a water ghost, and there are endless levels of various freaks.

Looking at Chu Yu's appearance, he knows that only after dealing with too many Class A events that are more tricky than water ghosts can he have a "professional" ability to adapt to changes.

"Brothers, it's finally time to get out!" Huang Haoran waved his fist excitedly: "You don't have to suffer from the bird anger of those hidden dogs, I think they may not be half of the Chu brothers when they are tied together." ”

"Half? I don't think I'm up to it, it's a hidden door, which time it's not also in a hurry, and it's all in the rear, the yellow team, what you said is good, let's be considered to be out. Zhao Zhigang said this, but there was a dejected expression on his face.

"What's the matter, I don't think you're happy?"

Zhao Zhigang pointed to Wang Xuanzhu, who ran to Chu Yu's side and was about to pat himself, and said with a sad face: "Wang Xuanzhu told me that this Chu brother has a characteristic. ”

"What are the characteristics?"

"Special grudges. ”

Huang Haoran laughed: "I haven't offended him from beginning to end." ”

After finishing speaking, Huang Haoran suddenly rubbed his teeth, and said without saying anything: "I suddenly have an idea." ”

"What thoughts?"

"You use the walkie-talkie to say, you don't need a helicopter to come, just find a garbage truck nearby, drive over immediately, put two layers of metal mesh on it, and fix the limbs of the water ghost, you must fix it, understand. ”

"What are you doing with a garbage truck?"

"Do a test. After finishing speaking, Huang Haoran took out a bottle of mineral water from his backpack and ran quickly towards Chu Yu.

Catching up with Chu Yu, Huang Haoran unscrewed the mineral water and handed it to Chu Yu.

"Drink some water, hard work. ”

Chu Yu poured two sips and returned to the state of "normal people": "Team Huang is polite, everyone is hard." ”

Huang Haoran's old face turned red, and he asked quietly: "This water ghost was a woman before his death, what if this is a man?"

"Isn't this nonsense?" Chu Yu said angrily: "Go and dig the women's toilet." ”

"What are you doing in the women's bathroom?"

"Collect Auntie Towel!"

Huang Haoran: "... ”

With Huang Haoran's knowledge, he really can't understand the connection between his aunt's towel and the water ghost.

Chu Yu didn't notice that Huang Haoran didn't understand, and got on the bus and ran to the back seat to sleep.

Lately he has found that his temper is getting worse and worse, as if he wants everything to be solved quickly, and he has no patience at all.

Taking a deep breath, Chu Yu kept telling himself in his heart that mentality, mentality, always being angry is not good for the skin.

Wang Xuanzhu ran over: "Brother Chu... ”

"Get out, don't disturb Lao Tzu's sleep!"

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