"Didn't you say that you were going to deliberately retaliate," Cao Bin looked at Xiao Yao funny, "How did it turn out that I want you to pop a bag out of his head?"

"I just said that I would continue to play him, but I didn't say that I would do such a ruthless hand!" Xiao Yao smiled, "I thought you were making demands on me!"

"Do you want to continue to play him?" Chen Li said, "You mean that your team will definitely be able to win the first place?"

"Of course!" Xiao Yao nodded confidently.

"Yo~ Xueba is going to be serious, He Cheng is going to be miserable!" Kong Zheng gloated and smiled, "It's destined to have a long bag on his head!"

"How is that possible?" He Cheng said in disbelief, "Even if Xiao Yao can help the red team win the first place, he can still guarantee that our team will be the last one?"

"Let's give it a try," Xiao Yao smiled, "Let's see what the exam rules and content of this subject are first!"

"The test subject of this subject is Chinese, and the way of the test is rush to answer. The on-site director announced, "We give each team a answering device, and whoever grabs it can answer, and teammates can discuss and help." Each question has only one chance to answer, one point is awarded for the correct answer, and no points will be deducted for the wrong answer, but the right to answer the question will be lost, and the other two teams will rush to answer again, and the team with the least score will still accept the punishment of the team with the most points. ”

When the on-site director introduced the rules, the staff came over and gave each team a answering device. Since they can discuss with each other, the members of each team are seated together, but there is only one answering machine, so each team also has a player who is responsible for pressing the answering machine. Of course, the red team gave the answering device to Xiao Yao, the yellow team still let Zhou Yunshan be responsible for the answering device, and on the blue team's side, He Cheng personally mastered the answering device.

"Director," after announcing the rules, Xiao Yao raised his hand again and said, "I want to ask, how many questions are there in total?"

"Six questions in total!" replied the on-site director.

"What if there is a tie for first place or a tie for the bottom of the list?" Xiao Yao asked again.

"If there is a tie for first place, both teams get one point each. If there is a tie for the bottom of the table, neither team will score. The on-site director said, "In either of these two situations, there will be no final punishment for the brain." ”

"Understood!" Xiao Yao nodded.

"Do you still have any questions?" asked the on-site director again.

"No!" everyone shook their heads.

"Okay, then we're going to get started!" said the on-site director, "First question, who is the author of Robinson Crusoe?"

When the director reads the question on the spot, the projector in the classroom also projects the topic in the form of text onto the projection screen on the podium.

"Who knows?" everyone shouted.

"I've seen both this movie and the TV series, but I really haven't paid attention to who the author of the original book is!" Chen Lidao, "I knew that the protagonist was called Robinson!"

"Nonsense, I also know that the main character's name is Robinson. Cao Bin complained, "Just look at the name! Who doesn't know that the protagonist of "Robinson Crusoe" is called Robinson?"

"This author seems to be an eighteenth-century English writer. Xiao Yao touched his chin and said seemingly unintentionally.

"Di~"

The sound of the answering machine rang out.

"The yellow team answered!" said the scene director.

"Fielding?" Zhou Yunshan said with some hesitation.

"Who?" asked Zhou Yunshan a little confused.

"An eighteenth-century English writer, I remember him as if he was called the "Father of England" or something. Zhou Yunshan said.

"Sure enough, it's a top student!" everyone praised.

"No, no, I guessed!" Zhou Yunshan waved her hand, "Actually, I don't know if it's right or not, but I know this one of the eighteenth-century English writers!"

"Isn't Shakespeare British?" Chen asked.

"Shakespeare is a European Renaissance writer, born in the sixteenth century and died in the seventeenth century!" Xiao Yao reminded, "Yun Shan is talking about the writer of the eighteenth century." ”

"Oh~Yes!" Chen Li nodded. He is still familiar with Shakespeare.

"Do you confirm the answer?" asked Zhou Yunshan, the director of the scene.

"Yun Shan!" Xiao Yao exclaimed, "the author of Robinson Crusoe is not Henry Fielding, but Daniel Defoe!"

"Huh?" Zhou Yunshan said in surprise, "Daniel Defoe?"

"If you believe me, answer Daniel Defoe!" Xiao Yao said as he looked at Zhou Yunshan.

"Don't believe him!" He Chengdao, "If he knew, why didn't he rob it just now?"

"I believe it!" Zhou Yunshan hesitated, but turned to the scene director and said, "Daniel Defoe, confirm the answer!"

"Correct!" announced the on-site director, "Yellow team scores!"

"Wow~" The three members of the yellow team jumped up happily and high-fived each other.

"Do you really know?" Wen Zonglang looked at Xiao Yao and said, "Then why didn't you rob it just now?"

"It's okay, warm up!" Xiao Yao smiled, "There are still many opportunities ahead!"

"The second question, the four treasures of the study...", the on-site director asked the second question.

"Di~"

This time, before the on-site director's questions were asked, the sound of the answering machine sounded, but in the process of the on-site director's reading of the question, this voice was not too noticeable.

"What four things are you?", the on-site director continued to read the whole question.

"Di~"

As soon as the on-site director's voice fell, He Chengcheng immediately took a picture of the answering device in front of him, and said with a smile, "This question is too simple!"

"The RED team answers!" announced the on-site director.

"Why?" He Cheng stood up and shouted.

"Because Xiao Yao of the red team has already pressed the answering device just now!" said the on-site director. The program team has someone who is staring at the answering device of the three teams, and several MCs and guests didn't notice it, which doesn't mean that the staff of the program team didn't notice it either.

"What? he grabbed it before you finished reading the question, that's a foul!" He Cheng said dissatisfiedly.

"When I asked the last question, the director didn't say "start answering" after reading the question, that is, there is no rule that you can't press it in advance!" Xiao Yao said.

"Yes," the on-site director nodded, "the question is projected to you simultaneously, as long as the question appears on the screen in front of you, you can grab it! ”

"RED team, please answer!" the scene director continued.

"Brother Lang, you come!" Xiao Yao turned his head and made a gesture of invitation to Wen Zonglang.

"Pen, ink, paper, inkstone!" Wen Zonglang smiled and replied loudly with POSE.

"Correct!" announced the director of the scene, unsurprisingly, "the red team gets a point!"

"Look, I said warm up first, there is a chance!" Xiao Yao turned his head to Cao Bin and Wen Zonglang and said.

"The third question, been...", the scene director continued to ask the third question.

"Di~"

This time, the answering machine rang earlier than the previous question, and almost as soon as the text of the previous question disappeared on the projection screen, the answering machine rang.

"Who is the poet of the Tang Dynasty who was praised by Su Shi as "there is a painting in the poem, and there is a poem in the painting"?" the on-site director continued to finish asking the question, and then announced, "Please answer the blue team!"

"This, wait!" He Cheng didn't even look at the question when he pressed the answering machine, and then hurriedly discussed it with his teammates beside him.

"Who? do you know?" He Cheng asked a few of his teammates around him.

"I don't know!" Gao Bo shook his head first, "There are so many famous poets in the Tang Dynasty, I know a lot, but I don't know who Su Shi praised in this sentence!"

"Why don't you just guess and tell all the Tang Dynasty poets you know?" Ren Bing proposed.

"No, I want to confirm the final answer!" Lu Hangdao, "When I asked Yun Shan to confirm the answer to the first question just now!"

"No matter! just guess one!" He Chengdao, "Let's bet that the people of the other teams don't know, and no one will get points for this big deal!"

At this time, the other two teams were also discussing. However, the yellow team got together to discuss the answer to the question, while the red team discussed other things from the answer to the question.

"Xiao Yao, you should know!" Cao Bin asked Xiao Yao, "You have participated in the "Ancient Poetry Conference"!"

"I know, but Brother Cheng's hand is too fast!" Xiao Yao said, "I think he grabbed it before he even saw the question!"

"Will you remind them?" asked Cao Bin.

"Of course I won't remind you!" Xiao Yao whispered, "We are opponents!"

"Then why did you remind Team Huang just now?" Wen Zonglang said strangely.

"Because my purpose is to play the blue team's brain!" Xiao Yao said, "The yellow team has the same score as the blue team, and the blue team is not the last!"

"I'll go, that's the idea you're fighting!" Cao Bin and Wen Zonglang said in surprise.

"Yes!" Xiao Yao said, "It is not very difficult to ensure that we take the first place and let the blue team win the last place, we get five points, the yellow team gets one point, and the blue team can score zero points!"

"So you deliberately didn't press the first question just now?" Wen Zonglang said.

"Well," Xiao Yao nodded, "If the topic is simple, I will definitely grab it." But as soon as that topic came out, I didn't think the yellow team and the blue team would be able to, so I didn't rush to start. If the blue team had taken the lead first, I would have probably not told them the correct answer, and maybe I would have misled them on purpose. If the Yellow Team robbed it, I told them the correct answer! But I can't just say that the Yellow Team should rob it, so I will help you answer, and I deliberately gave a clue to an eighteenth-century British writer. ”

"Now the yellow team has one point," Xiao Yao continued, "I just need to get all the remaining four points and not let the blue team get points!"

"Just take all the remaining points?" Cao Bin and Wen Zonglang were completely defeated by Xiao Yao, and gave a thumbs up, "You cow!"

"BLU team, please answer!" the on-site director urged, "There is also a time limit for answering questions!"

"Li Bai and Du Fu are definitely not, I guess Bai Juyi!" He Chengdao.

"Are you sure?" asked the scene director again.

"Xiao Yao, is the answer Bai Juyi?" Ren Bing turned his head and asked Xiao Yao.

Xiao Yao shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands, and then made a zipper gesture to his lips.

"We're opponents, you ask us!" Cao Bin replied with a smile for Xiao Yao.

"Then Xiao Yao reminded Yun Shan just now!" Lu Hangdao.

"The score was obtained by the yellow team just now, so Xiao Yao is now obedient and doesn't speak!" Wen Zonglang said.

"Confirm the answer?" asked the on-site director again.

"Confirm!" He Cheng gritted his teeth.

"Wrong answer!" said the on-site director.

"Di~"

Xiao Yao immediately pressed the answering machine.

"The RED team answers!" said the on-site director.

"Wang Wei!" Xiao Yao said.

"Correct!" announced the on-site director, "RED gets two points!"

"I'll go! he knows!" exclaimed the men from the yellow and blue teams.

"Awesome!" Cao Bin and Wen Zonglang didn't celebrate very excitedly, but patted Xiao Yao on the shoulder and praised.

"The fourth question," the on-site director continued, "please name my country's classical masterpiece "Romance of the Three Kingdoms"..."

"Di~"

This time, it was the on-site director again, and someone pressed the answering machine before he finished reading the question.

The author of the opening words. The on-site director finished reading the question, and then announced, "It's still the red team that grabbed it, please ask the red team to answer." ”

"This question is too simple!" He Cheng said angrily, "I can't beat him even if I fight fast!"

"Yang Shen!" Xiao Yao replied.

"Huh?" Several people showed surprised expressions, and it was obvious that Xiao Yao's answer was different from what they thought.

"Do you confirm the answer?" asked Xiao Yaodao, the director of the scene.

"Yang Shen, confirm!" Xiao Yao said confidently.

"That's right!" the on-site director announced, "RED has three points!"

"What, isn't it Luo Guanzhong?" He Cheng exclaimed.

"Brother Cheng, Luo Guanzhong is the author of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", and the title asks the author of the opening words, not the author. Xiao Yao pointed to the question on the projection screen and said, "The opening chapter of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" "Rolling Yangtze River East Passing Water" was written by Yang Shen, a great genius in the Ming Dynasty, and the word plate is "Linjiang Immortal". ”

"Huh?" He Chengdao, "Didn't Luo Guanzhong write the opening words of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" himself?"

"You're still complaining about your hand speed like this!" Cao Bin laughed at He Chengdao, "This question is too simple? Luo Guanzhong? Even if you are allowed to grab the right to answer the question, you will not be able to answer it correctly!"

"Are you embarrassed to say me?" He Cheng replied, "When Xiao Yao answered the question just now, you also said "ah", you dare to say that you don't think it's Luo Guanzhong?"

"So what? Our team is not my answer!" Cao Bin spread his hands and said, "Say me again", ah, "That was an accident, I thought the answer was wrong, but I never doubted that this true scholar in our team answered wrong!"

"Next question!" the on-site director said again, and the scene immediately fell silent.

Please say an idiom based on the equation below. The on-site director said, "I won't read the equation, everyone will watch the projection by themselves!"

The director's voice fell, and an equation of "10002=100X100X100" appeared below the title on the projection screen.

"I'll go! Is this a math problem or a language problem?" everyone shouted.

"Di~"

The sound of the answering machine is loud again!

"The RED team answers!" there was a hint of helplessness in the tone of the on-site director.

"Do everything possible!" Xiao Yao replied.

"Oh~" The others suddenly realized.

"That's right!" said the on-site director, "four points for the RED team!"

"There's one last question left, right? The red team has scored four points and has already locked the first place in advance!" Zhou Yunshan said suddenly.

"Yes!" the others nodded as they thought of it.

"My good girl!" Chen Li sighed, "Xiao Yao really said that if you take the first, you will take the first!"

"Last question!" the on-site director continued, "please name the four historical figures implied in the following pair: two boats in parallel, and the speed of the oars is not as fast as the sails." The eight notes are played in unison, and the flute is difficult to compare with the flute. ”

"Di~"

The sound of the answering machine sounded.

"It's still the red team!" The on-site director announced the ownership of the right to answer the question, and reminded again, "All four must be correct to be correct, as long as one of them says wrong, the right to answer the question will be given to the other team!"

"Understood!" Xiao Yao nodded and replied, "Lu Su, Fan Xu, Di Qing, Xiao He!

"Correct!" announced the on-site director, "five points for the red team!"

"I'll go, there are a total of six questions, and Xiao Yao scored five points alone!" Chen Li exclaimed.

"The point our team scored was also answered by him!" Zhou Yunshan reminded, "He answered all six questions!"

"That's awesome!" everyone lamented.

"The Chinese subject test is over," the on-site director opened his mouth to announce the results, "The final score is: five points for the red team, one point for the yellow team, and zero points for the blue team, so the blue team will be punished by the red team!"

"It's really a red team playing a blue team!" everyone reacted and exclaimed in unison.

"Xiao Yao, you deliberately didn't grab the first question, let the yellow team answer!" He Cheng looked at Xiao Yao and said.

"Of course!" Wen Zonglang replied for Xiao Yao, "Didn't you just say that even if Xiao Yao helped the red team win the first place, there is no guarantee that your blue team will be the last place?

"Xiao Yao told me just now," Cao Bin also stood up and broke the news, "He was ready to let the yellow team take one point at the beginning, and he took all the remaining five points, so as to ensure that we are the first and the blue team is the last." If the first question is a relatively simple question, he will grab it and answer it himself, and when he encounters a more difficult question that I don't think you will know, he will not press it, and wait for the yellow team to grab the right to answer, and then he will tell the yellow team the correct answer. As long as the yellow team scores one point, he will not let go of any questions in the future. ”

"And this kind of operation?" The people in the yellow and blue teams were dumbfounded, and looked at Xiao Yao in amazement, "It turns out that Xueba plays like this?"