1211: Cornices walk the wall

Lin Haoran is not bluffing, he has long found that in Xuan Lingzi's memory, there is a set of hedgehog trivial and cruel acupuncture, that is, that set of acupuncture acupuncture, using acupuncture to puncture some extrameridian acupoints, so as to deform the muscles and achieve deformation punishment, Lin Haoran After research, he found that the deformation punishment can be used for disguise.

Lin Haoran is really a genius, this was originally an extreme punishment to punish people who do not abide by women's morals and ascend to the disciples, and he turned it into a disguise technique.

"Haha, you don't brag that you can die, the pseudoscience of Chinese medicine actually has a technology that is close to God, why don't you say that you can take things from the air, you can fly the eaves and walk the wall, and the sword can fly. Zheng Shuangmei laughed.

"Aerial fetching is not magic, it's just internal strength, flying eaves and walking on the wall is a very simple martial art, and the flying of imperial objects is a profound technique, but I haven't practiced it yet. The art of male and female disguise, in fact, only needs to prick a few stitches on the body, do you have the courage to try it?" Lin Haoran decided to teach this woman a lesson, he hates people who look down on Chinese medicine the most, this woman actually said that Chinese medicine is pseudoscience, and it is even more hateful.

"It's not that I don't dare to try, but I don't believe it at all, Chinese medicine, Taoism, hum, it's a trick to deceive people. There are even people who say that taking things from the air and flying the eaves and walking on the wall are small things, deceiving ghosts. Mr. Lin, now is the era of technological explosion, don't use the myths and stories of the ancients to deceive people. You are an agent, and you should believe in science and break superstitions. Zheng Shuangmei said seriously.

Lin Haoran was angry, this woman with eyes like a mouse, a woman who admires foreign charm, I have to teach her a lesson today.

Among the three of them, Feng Shengnan knows how to be Haoran, but she also thinks that Zheng Shuangmei is too self-righteous, too self-centered, and too admiral, and she really doesn't know why the above would send such a person as their team leader. She knew that Lin Haoran was angry, knew that Lin Haoran was going to teach Zheng Shuangmei a lesson, and she also wanted Zheng Shuangmei to see the power of Taoism, so she pretended not to hear anything at this time, and looked at Zheng Shuangmei with a stupid look and smiled.

The antique shop is a curved front store and backyard, with a house with a second floor in front and a small yard in the back, and a kitchen wing room behind the courtyard. The office on the second floor is directly connected to the front and back, and there are two or three rooms next to it for the accounting room or something, and there is a large window in front and back of the office, which is basically how big the hall is and how big the window is. The front window is equipped with an anti-theft net, but the back is open.

Lin Haoran decided to teach this ignorant group a lesson and let him see what his ancestors had left behind. So, he stopped talking, reached out and grabbed Zheng Shuangmei's arm and ran quickly to the back window, leaned slightly, and pulled Zheng Shuangmei to jump from the window.

Zheng Shuangmei hadn't figured out what Lin Haoran was going to do, but she found that she had jumped from the window. Three or four meters high, it was not tall, even ordinary people would not fall to death, she was an agent, she had practiced, three or four meters jumping down was not a thing at all, but suddenly being pulled and jumped down, she was still scared and shouted loudly.

In her call, the man fell to the ground in a flutter. Before she came back to her senses, Lin Haoran held her horizontally under her armpits, ran two steps, and jumped lightly, she suddenly felt a burst of clouds and fog, and when she stopped screaming and came back to her senses, Lin Haoran was already standing on the roof of the wing.

The wing room is a tile house, the cornice is more than two meters high, this height, someone may be able to jump up, but jumping up is not the ability, the real power is that holding a person walking on the tile surface, it is not a bad tile. Tang Feng, who was standing at the window on the second floor, opened his mouth and stuffed a big duck egg, and his eyes were about to fall off.

Lin Haoran stood on the ridge of the roof and paused, and saw that Zheng Shuangmei was no longer screaming, so he raised his feet and ran along the ridge, jumped to the wall, and then walked to the side of the main house, shouted in a deep voice, and jumped up from the ridge of the wing room with Zheng Shuangmei's breath, and when he rose to a height of more than two meters and was still more than one meter away from the roof of the main house, he stretched out his feet and gently pulled the network cable from the corner of the wall, and actually held Zheng Shuangmei and did a somersault, and gently fell on the roof of the main building.

I don't know if it's because of jumping up and down, or because of the problem of being caught under Lin Haoran's armpit, Zheng Shuangmei is no longer screaming now, her face has become very ugly, red and black, and her eyes are a little distracted.

"Team Leader Zheng, do you still need to continue? If you want to continue, let's go find a place where no one is around, there are too many people here, and it's not good to be discovered. Lin Haoran didn't wait for her to speak, and jumped down from the roof of the main building more than six meters high.

More than six meters, if it is an ordinary person, if you jump down at such a height, you will break your hands and feet if you don't die, which is a waste of medical expenses for treatment. However, Zheng Shuangmei still felt that it was like a leaf falling down, and she went to the yard silently.

Zheng Shuangmei didn't know how to get back upstairs, Lin Haoran ignored her, stretched out his big hand, and snorted. A strange thing appeared, more than a meter away, and the disposable paper cup placed on the table flew into Lin Haoran's hand with a snort.

"Team Leader Zheng, flying eaves and walking on the wall, taking things from the air, is it a scam, are you already here to set up 'Wei Ye', and then we cooperate with each other to perform trapeze, and make this cup into props, and then let me perform the magic of taking things from the air?" Lin Haoran took a sip and said, " I am in the great China, standing in the East for thousands of years, how many amazing skills such as Cui Can Pearl shine on human beings, although many of them have lost their specialization, but it does not mean that it is fake, you don't understand, you don't know, you don't understand, it doesn't mean that it's a lie, that can only prove that you are short-sighted, uninsightful, and unwise. ”

Zheng Shuangmei moved her lips, not knowing if she wanted to say something or because her lips were dry, but Lin Haoran didn't bother to pay attention to her and continued: " There are many reasons why the ancestors have left countless treasures, the most serious of which is that many people like you have been brainwashed by Western devils, so that you always look down on your ancestors and your parents, the devils say they are fake, you believe that they are fake, foreigners say that your parents are fake, and you also believe it, one day, you may even think that you are not from this country at all. It's really sad, I don't know why the leader above would let someone like you be in charge of this group, and actually use the antique shop as a cover, and let a person who does not recognize traditional culture be the general manager of the antique shop, isn't it a great irony?"

Zheng Shuangmei's face was very ugly, her breathing became heavier, I don't know if it was because of anger or shame, but Tang Feng's expression was very colorful, like colored lights, and several expressions changed back and forth. Feng Shengnan has long learned how powerful Lin Haoran scolds, so whenever someone pollutes traditional culture, she will definitely hide far away, so as not to suffer from the pond fish.