"Gu Meng, wake up!"

Gu Meng was sleeping, and suddenly heard someone shouting, he waved his hand, "Don't make trouble, I'll sleep for a while!"

"Hurry up, the amniotic water is broken, and the pears are about to give birth!"

"What?!"

Gu sat up suddenly, he blinked, and in front of him was a white wall, a white ceiling, a piece of white, like in a hospital?

How could I be in the hospital?

I remember that on the eighth day of the new year, I finished drinking and lay down at home to sleep, how could I come to the hospital?

"Don't be stunned, the pears are about to give birth!"

Zhao Jia wiped his face with a wet towel.

Going to give birth?

Gu Meng was taken aback, why was he about to give birth in the eighth year of junior high school?

"Where's the pear?"

"You slept too hard, and the pears went straight into the delivery room!" Zhao Jia said.

"All in the delivery room?"

Gu Meng hurriedly got out of bed and ran towards the delivery room, his brain was so dizzy that he almost didn't hit the wall.

"Be careful!"

Zhao Jia helped him from behind, "I'm just here to inform you, Pear has been calling your name in the delivery room, and Aunt Zhang said that if you accompany you inside, you can help give birth!"

"Makes sense, I'll go in!"

"Wait, you haven't cleaned up yet!"

"Purification?"

Gu Meng was cold and followed the little nurse into the disinfection room.

When he was disinfecting and changing clothes, his mind cleared up a little, and he remembered that today was not the eighth day of the first month, but the fifteenth.

What about the middle days?

Gone?

He thought hard for a moment before he remembered the events of the past few days.

Those days are not gone, but busy and faint.

After saying that, after the eighth day of the first month, the ninth day of the first month went to Beijing and Tianjin with Chen Wei to attend the wedding of Wang Heng and Zhang Mei.

The pair of male and female have been in love since their freshman year, and it can't be said that they have been in love since their freshman year, when they were freshmen, it was just that Wang Heng liked Zhang Mei wishfully, and then he boiled frogs in warm water, boiled them for three years, held hands successfully, lived for three years, and achieved positive results.

Although Gu was not optimistic about this trick at the beginning, now I have to say that boiling frogs in warm water is quite reliable.

They passed on the ninth day of the new year, and Wang Heng got married on the tenth day, they were best men, making a new house, and having a good time.

He didn't go home until twelve, he didn't drink the cup of water yet, the palace girl suddenly had a stomachache, he was startled, thinking that the palace girl was going to give birth, and hurriedly drove to the hospital.

The due date was set at fifteen or sixteen, but twelve started.

In the next few days, the palace girl's stomach was often troubled, and she was always in a state of not giving birth.

Doctors said they had delivered babies for decades and had never seen such a tummy in the dark.

Just in case, he stayed by the side day and night, as long as the palace girl moved, he immediately got up to check, and watched the palace girl's stomach keep beating and beating like a drum.

When he met such a naughty son, Gu Meng almost didn't kneel on the ground and call his master.

From twelve to fifteen, the palace girl suffered a great sin, and he was almost tortured to death.

Last night, the little guy pretended to be born again, and everyone was ready, but the little guy had something to do temporarily, and he didn't want to be born.

Busy, busy, busy until four o'clock in the morning, the back of his head kissed the lovely pillow.

What now?

He glanced at the watch in the sterilization room, and it was only half past five.

In other words, in two days, he only slept for an hour and a half.

"Son, dad will help you if you don't help anyone!"

He wiped his face with cold water, turned and went into the delivery room to greet the little guy who had defeated Superman before he was born.

"Gu Meng, you bastard, you hurt me to death, I won't give birth anymore~"

In the delivery room, the doctors and nurses were busy, the palace girl was screaming loudly, her cheeks were red, her face was covered with sweat, and the blood vessels on her forehead were bursting out, which was very painful to look at.

Gu Meng's scalp was numb, his heart was stunned, and he almost didn't dare to walk over.

He walked to the edge of the delivery bed, took the palace girl's hand and persuaded, "Wife, why don't we have a caesarean section, it's too painful to give birth!"

"Shut up, you bastard!"

The palace girl gasped and scolded: "Aunt Zhang has said that the child who was born naturally has passed the last hurdle, and is born with a healthier body and more tenacious vitality, and the child who was born by caesarean section is not as good as it, you still want me to have a caesarean section, what are your intentions for a bastard?!"

Gu Meng wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes and sighed, "Aren't I afraid that you will be in pain, and it is too sinful to have a child."

"Hmph, Teresa Teng and Julia can give birth, why can't I? Where am I worse than them, or do you think I'm worse than them?"

The palace girl scolded.

“...”

Gu Meng shook his head, "Pear, you are no worse than anyone else, it's just that the mischievous essence in your stomach is too noisy, and Sister Jun and Julia were not so noisy when they were pregnant, they just caught up with Nezha."

"Hmph! It shows that my son is healthier and more energetic, better than any other child... Ahhh

Before she finished speaking, the palace girl raised her neck and let out a heart-rending scream, Gu Meng's heart trembled when she heard it, sweat and tears flowed down together, he didn't know why he was crying, but under the effect of gravity, the tears had an unstoppable momentum.

He couldn't remember the rest of the scene at all, his ears and his head kept buzzing, and it felt like he had walked through the battlefield... He hung up the color, and there was an extra tooth mark on his wrist and a piece of flesh missing.

It was bitten by a palace girl.

At the last moment, when the child was about to be born, the palace girl grabbed his wrist and bit off a piece of meat.

He didn't feel any pain, he just felt that this disaster was finally over, and it was good!

Wow, the child was born.

The palace girl fell asleep, and he sat on the ground, sweating profusely, without any strength in his body, as if he had just given birth.

Aunt Zhang came over with the child and asked him if he hugged him, he just glanced at it, what an ugly little one, so low in appearance and so naughty, who gave you the guts?

Abandon!

He waved his hand, not wanting to hug it at all.

"Give it to me!"

Hearing that she was going to hold the child, the palace girl didn't know where the power of the wilderness came from, so she slowly opened her eyes, slowly raised her hand and hugged the child, crying for a while and laughing for a while, calling for mischief, and scolding for debts.

In the delivery room, the palace girl hugged the child, but Gu Daguan did not hold the child.

This incident has become a stain on his life, and has become a target for the palace girl to attack him.

Miss Gong often said in front of her children, your father is a ruthless person, hard-hearted, you know, when you were born, he didn't bother to hug you.

At the instigation of the palace girl, the relationship between the father and son is not as good as that of the mother and son, and the child will kiss his mother when he grows up.

Did you know you would die if you hugged it?

Afterwards, Gu Daguan regretted not falling.

In addition to whether to hold or not, there is another thing that has become a hot topic in the back house:

Where did the mouthful of meat on Gu Meng's wrist go?

The meat was at least ten grams, and it was a scar the size of a wine cup, which disappeared after a few months.

Gu Meng felt that the piece of meat should have been eaten by the palace girl, and the palace girl resolutely said that she didn't eat it, but she was disgusted when she saw a large piece of fat after she was confined, and only ate lean meat and fish.

"Hey, seeing you suffer like this, we don't dare to give birth!"

Three days later, in the wing room of the back house, Sister Deng was waiting for the palace girl on the bed, Zhao Jia was changing the dressing for Gu Meng's wrist, and Wang Xiaofei and Gu's mother were teasing the little tricksters on the edge of the cradle.

Gu Meng listened to Sister Deng's sigh and said with a wry smile: "Don't say that you don't dare to give birth, I don't want it anymore, it's not that I'm afraid of pain, but there is too little meat on my wrist, it's really not enough for a few of you to gnaw."

"Hahaha!"

Everyone in the room laughed.

"Humph!"

The palace girl took a bite of the apple fiercely, pursed her lips and said, "Isn't it just a piece of meat? I gave birth to a baby and lost ten pounds of meat, what did I say?"

"Sister Pear is right!"

Wang Xiaofei stood up and said, "Giving birth to a child is still our woman's loss the most, compared to us, your loss is not worth mentioning!"

Gu Meng scoffed at her statement, for the sake of a child, we lost more than a billion yuan, okay?

"Gu Meng, it's been three days since the child was born, and you haven't come up with a name yet, your efficiency is too low, right?"

The palace girl nagged the child's name again, "Or is it called consolidation?"

Gu Meng scratched his head and said distressedly: "I don't know what to call the child, so I asked Jin Lao and them to help..."

"What, please name them?"

The palace girl scolded angrily: "Didn't you listen to what they named the girl with the little spoon? Zhang Qiduo, if they give the child a Gu Jiuwan Gu Sitiao, I will fight with you!"

"Hahaha!"

Everyone in the room laughed.

"Boss, Director Jin is here!"

Wang Dan shouted at the door.

"Haha, here comes my son's name!"

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