Chapter 282: Pinching Hair
Zheng Xiaowen was shy, the red on her face quickly faded, and her face returned to normal.
However, Zheng Xiaowen didn't think of the right one for a while, and when dealing with Yang Yilin's words, she slapped Yang Yilin and said: "How can I be as beautiful and good as you think, when will you learn to flatter people in front of you, say!"
"Just say it, who am I afraid of?" Yang Yilin looked directly at Zheng Xiaowen and said, "You are so beautiful, you are so good, this is what I Yang Yilin said." ”
Yang Yilin's body leaned forward, leaned up and kissed Zheng Xiaowen's cheek lightly, and said, "In my Yang Yilin's eyes and heart, you are the truest, kindest, most beautiful, and most virtuous good girl, and your truth, beauty, and goodness are even more true, beautiful, and good than what I flattered, even more beautiful, and even better, and many times better!"
When Yang Yilin said this, he suddenly remembered what his grandmother said to the elders of the neighborhood. He wanted to tease Zheng Xiaowen, and then said, "Xiaowen, I can now know what you look like when you reach old age." ”
Zheng Xiaowen couldn't hold back, Gege smiled, she said, "Then tell me, what will I look like when I reach old age?"
Yang Yilin couldn't help laughing, raised his index finger and pointed at Zheng Xiaowen and said, "Less like a sable cicada and more like a monkey." When you reach old age, you'll become a monkey!"
The words of the elders in the countryside mean that when a woman is a girl, her big eyes and double eyelids are very beautiful. In old age, people's spirit is not so sufficient, people will lose a little weight, and the big eyes and double eyelids at this time will not be so full and beautiful.
Yang Yilin at this moment, he wanted to make a joke about Zheng Xiaowen, and when he said this, he was just a joke to tease Zheng Xiaowen.
Who knows, just this joke can also touch Zheng Xiaowen's heart: 'age difference'! It can also touch her sore spots: she will get old, she will become ugly!
Yang Yilin saw this situation, and hurriedly said: "Oh, look at you, talking about playing, why are you going to ...... Alas!" He grabbed Zheng Xiaowen and patted her on the back and said, "This is a joke I am playing, it is to make you laugh happily, you can't take it seriously!"
Zheng Xiaowen suddenly thought about it, and her eyes lit up and she smiled. She touched Yang Yilin's cheek, pinched Yang Yilin's chin, and said with a smile:
"I don't listen to your nonsense, I look like my mother. Acquaintances say that my mother's temperament is still the same as it was back then. She doesn't look like a monkey, how can I be like a monkey!
"I, I'll definitely eat and take good care of myself, and when I'm ninety years old, I'll still look like this! At that time, I'll still look like this, look at how you make fun of me!
Yang Yilin tilted his head and looked at Zheng Xiaowen, thinking: This Wen Nini, she is so simple, she is so sentimental, I see, I have no tricks for her in my life.
Zheng Xiaowen saw that Yang Yilin was tilting his head to look at her again, and thought: You Yang Yilin are going to play tricks again? She turned her brain: You Lin boy tease me, don't you? I don't want to suffer this loss, I have to tease you, then my heart is balanced!
Zheng Xiaowen raised his hand to stroke Yang Yilin's hair and said, "If you dare to show my appearance again, I will raise my hand and pinch you! No, I have to pinch you now! Pinch your hair! You feel it well!"
Zheng Xiaowen raised his hand and pinched Yang Yilin's hair, and said, "I pinched your hair, huh, what kind of hairstyle? Oh, I know it in my heart."
"I'm pinching it one by one, pinching it, look, I've pinched your hair into a big back!
"Then, otherwise, I'll pinch it strand by strand and pinch your hair into a part, wow! Pinch it into a part!
"Hehe, I'll pinch your hair into straight parts one by one. Hmmm? This is being pinched, and it doesn't look good?
"Well, then then pinch it more carefully, and you have to pinch it into four or six points. No, four or six points are not good, you have to pinch it into two or eight points. No, no, you have to make it into three or seven points. No, no, no, this point, that point, that's too ugly!
"So, what kind of hairstyle does this look good in? Oh, there is, there is, it should be pinched into curls! No, no, no, no, it looks like a little sheep, and it is not good! Ha, by the way, it should be pinched into big waves! Haha, it should be pinched into big waves!
"I pinch your hair like waves, I pinch your eyes like the ocean, I pinch your nose like a hill, this mouth, this mouth looks so good, I won't pinch it. Then, this face still has to be pinched, hehe, I have an idea, I'll pinch your face to release a healthy light!
"Hmm, boy Yang, how am I pinching? In the future, you dare to make fun of me, don't you dare, dare you provoke me?"
Yang Yilin couldn't help but laugh all the time. He was already snickering in his heart, and at the same time thinking: You Venini want to make jokes to tease me, I won't answer your words, I'll see how you make it!
Zheng Xiaowen saw that Yang Yilin did not react, and did not answer her words. She was smiling in her heart, without showing a hint of a smile on her face, and said, "You Yang Yilin don't answer my words, then I have to let you know today what kind of powerful person I, Zheng Xiaowen, are!"
"I tell you plainly, I, I, swagger back and forth with my hands behind my back, and I don't look at it, and I don't look down on it!
"Nothing else? There is no disdainful twist, so that no one dares to be arrogant in front of me!
"Oh, nothing else? That's even more not! No one dares to disagree, and no one dares to be sarcastic!
"Hmph, who messed with me today? Who messed with me! My Zheng Xiaowen's voice is so loud, it's so loud, what, not angry? Who dares not to be angry? Don't mumble in your heart, who is sarcastic? Whoever provokes me, who is not angry, just stand up and say it openly!
"Hey, no one came forward, I said, dare to provoke me, dare to provoke me, I'll kick him with the golden lotus! Hmm? I'm scared, right? Don't you dare to show my foreign appearance again? Hehehehe, I'm done nagging! Gege Gegege......"
Yang Yilin knew that Zheng Xiaowen would make jokes, but he was really unguarded, Zheng Xiaowen would give him such a long list of jokes. He couldn't help laughing until he listened, Zheng Xiaowen smiled, he couldn't help it, and laughed at him, lying on the couch and rolling with laughter!
Zheng Xiaowen finished laughing, she suppressed her laughter, raised her hand to pat the laughing Yang Yilin, and said, "Don't laugh, if you laugh again, you will laugh stupidly!
"Yo, yo, it's still not right for me to say this, it should be, neither of us is like a monkey, you are Lin Xiaozi, I am Vinni, let's tell jokes together, it's fun, it's a pleasure!
However, I can't let outsiders listen to this joke, because if outsiders hear it, they will call me stupid!"
Yang Yilin stopped laughing, took over and said: "You are stupid, you are better than that monkey! Who says that you Zheng Xiaowen is stupid, those who say you are stupid, they are all big fools!"
"Hey, hey, you are a powerful person, don't mishear me when I say this, I just mean that you are better than a monkey, I didn't say that you are a monkey, don't kick me with a golden lotus!"
When Zheng Xiaowen heard this, Gegege smiled. The two had enough jokes and got down to business again.
Yang Yilin picked up the light cyan skirt in the plastic bag and said to Zheng Xiaowen: "Here, you go to the inner room to change in, change it, come out and let me see if it fits or not." ”
A man is a man, Yang Yilin always unconsciously shows himself as a big man and a solid man in front of Zheng Xiaowen.
He talked to Zheng Xiaowen as if he was seven years older than Zheng Xiaowen. He never grinds, never plays tricks, or pretends to be a child. He is natural, not pretended.
Zheng Xiaowen wore a one-step skirt and a vest on top, and the vest was covered with a long-sleeved shirt and came out of the inside.
As soon as Zheng Xiaowen walked out of the inner door, Yang Yilin's eyes suddenly lit up, and he said in his heart: Ah, although this three-piece suit is popular, it doesn't mean that everyone looks good when they wear it, but as soon as my Xiaowen wears this suit, it is really a fashionable and beautiful outfit!
Yang Yilin got up from the three-person sofa, he looked at Zheng Xiaowen and walked towards Zheng Xiaowen. He walked up to her and whispered in her ear, "My beautiful bride, beautiful wife, you are so elegant, so beautiful!"
Zheng Xiaowen thought to herself: You Lin boy is laughing at people again, and I don't want to pay attention to you! She didn't laugh and said, "Am I as beautiful as you say?"
Yang Yilin shook his thumb, pushed Zheng Xiaowen, and said, "I didn't praise you, you are really beautiful and beautiful in wear." Go, go to the room and let Mom and Dad see it. ”
Zheng Xiaowen went to the upper room, and Yang Yilin saw the zither on the wall of the compartment in a blink of an eye. He quickly looked at the decorative cabinet and saw that the decorative cabinet was the same as in the past, with guitars, erhu, and banhu. Thought:
I came in Westinghouse and just talked to Xiaowen, it was really useless, I didn't see anything.
Oh, I'm not at home on a business trip, and it seems that the factory is also worried about the song party. They've sent someone to buy the new instrument, which is great.
Yang Yilin thought in his heart, and hurriedly ran to the study to take a look, and sure enough, the piano was placed in the old position, and his heart was relaxed: Now it's okay, I don't have to worry about it anymore, I will use private instruments for singing. Xiaowen can also practice the piano every day, ah, I feel so relaxed! He walked back to the west wing again.
Zheng Xiaowen came back from the upper room, she said to Yang Yilin with a smile on her face: "It seems that you really didn't laugh at me, my parents said that I looked plain and elegant when I wore this set of clothes, very beautiful, very good-looking." You have a good eye, hehe!"