Chapter Forty-Eight: The Little Devil of Social Quotations
The little devil saw Wang Dashan rushing towards him violently, and knew that he was not his opponent, so he quickly stood up and ran away.
Wang Dashan was not in a hurry, and shouted while chasing: "What are you running, can you run?"
The little devil didn't care what Wang Dashan said, he ran in a panic with a big bone, and took the time to reply: "Don't be arrogant, one day the tiger will return to the mountain, and I will wash half the sky with blood!"
Wang Dashan's face darkened, where did you get so many social quotations, what have you experienced in the world? Thinking about it, Wang Dashan sped up.
The little devil saw that Wang Dashan had sped up his speed, and he was in a hurry, and immediately increased the strength of his hand, and the white bones dragged heavily on the ground, bringing up a puff of dust and fallen leaves.
Wang Dashan didn't have time to slow down, so he plunged into it, and instantly became disgraced.
"Hold the grass, okay, you have the ability to run all the time, I caught you, let you know what cruelty is!" Wang Dashan spat out the dead leaves in his mouth.
"Haha, eat the soil!" the little devil smiled proudly, he didn't expect this trick to be quite useful.
In this way, one runs, one chases, rolling up strands of fallen leaf dust in the woods, Wang Dashan is angry in his heart, his vision is greatly blocked, and the monster is also cunning, he doesn't run in a straight line, he doesn't dare to scold anymore, one mouth, and the fallen leaves and dust immediately stuff a mouth.
"Yo, wasn't it a bit of a mess just now?"
"Hey, how does it taste?"
"Warrior, are you alright?"
The little devil ran and laughed unscrupulously, Wang Dashan had no choice but to endure and endure, and he was about to become a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
"Boom!"
A voice came heavily, Wang Dashan barely opened his eyes and looked forward, it turned out that the little devil was just careless, and he was covered by the high heels on his face and hit a big tree.
The big tree was as thick as six people embracing, and it was hit by the little devil's head and the leaves fell straight down, which shows how strong it is at this moment.
The little devil was bounced to the ground, his eyes were full of stars, and he couldn't stand up all of a sudden.
Wang Dashan was overjoyed in his heart, a good opportunity, he didn't care about the dust and fallen leaves in front of him, and rushed forward at a faster speed.
The little devil was still in a daze, and suddenly felt that someone was grabbing him, and he clasped his hand, and his head was instantly sobered up for more than half of it.
"Ah, it hurts, it hurts......"
The little devil was clasped by Wang Dashan's backhand, his back was towards Wang Dashan, and he shouted face down.
"Nonsense, if it doesn't hurt, I'll still use it? Remember, I said it, I'll show you what cruelty is. Wang Dashan laughed viciously.
Suddenly, there was a bang, and the high heel that had been hanging on the little devil's face fell to the ground, and it had become crooked and miserable at this time.
Wang Dashan and the little devil glanced at the high heels and were stunned for a moment at the same time.
"Warrior, look, the kind high heels are there, and they have been returned to you, can you let me go?" the little devil hurriedly laughed.
"Hehe, it's none of its business now, it's our personal vendetta now. Wang Dashan said viciously in the little devil's ear.
"Ah~"
"Oh!"
"Help, kill the demon~"
A scream was heard, startling the birds in the woods.
After a while, the little devil with a blue nose and swollen eyes who was beaten begged for mercy while crying.
"Warrior, spare your life, I am willing to saddle your horse before and after, bow and do your best, and die!"
"Stop, stop, why are you talking so much? Also, can you stop crying, a little backbone?" Wang Dashan stood aside, tidying up his clothes.
"I'm not crying, I'm being hit in the nose by you!" said the little devil, wiping his tears.
Wang Dashan, who was watching, was a little embarrassed to kill again, waved his hand and said: "Okay, okay, I'll let you go, don't cry." ”
"Really?" the little devil asked suspiciously, feeling that compared to Wang Dashan, he looked like a devil.
"Really, but if I ask you something, you have to answer honestly. ”
Wang Dashan said solemnly, and the little devil couldn't help but become serious, and said, "You ask, what I know must be telling the truth!"
"Why is my style so strange?"
"What's so strange?" asked the little devil, puzzled.
"It's just a little improper, does it have something to do with you?"
"Perhaps, what were you like before?" asked the little devil.
"I used to ...... Hey, did I ask you, or did you ask, what did you care about what I used to be?" Wang Dashan touched his chin and said halfway, and suddenly reacted, and hit the little devil on the head with a chestnut.
"What kind of ability do you have?" asked Wang Dashan strangely.
"I can affect the minds and emotions of other beings, but I don't know why, after coming to the human world, I was greatly weakened and uncontrollable. The little devil rubbed his head and said pitifully.
"But that shouldn't be, with your strength, it shouldn't be enough to affect me. Wang Dashan was still a little confused.
"That's right, the more mentally retarded...... The simpler the brain, the more easily influenced!" The little devil was halfway through speaking, and when he saw Wang Dashan's face darkening, he immediately changed his words.
"Oh, no wonder!" Wang Dashan said to himself, he grew up in the mountains since he was a child, and in addition to fighting monsters every day to gain experience, he is a cultivator, which can be said to be a simple batch.
"Then what is the purpose for you to come to the world?" Wang Dashan asked again.
"I said no, do you believe it?" the little devil cried and laughed, and said cautiously.
"Smack!"
Wang Dashan slapped his head on the head of the little devil, "You are an idiot for me, as far as I know, if you want to cross the seal from the demon world and come to the world, you have to spend a lot of money, right?"
"Yes, but there is really no task!" The little devil was about to cry, and if he didn't do it, he would have to be beaten again.
"So, do you want to say that spending such a big price is just to send you over and eat a hot pot?" Wang Dashan's face darkened, and he asked with a smile, then thought about it, and added: "It's still overlord hot pot!"
The little devil smiled awkwardly and said.
"For now, so to speak!"
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
"Ah~"
"Help~"
After a while, the little devil was wounded and bruised, his face was swollen like a pig's head, and he burst into tears.
"What's the matter? I hit your nose again?" Wang Dashan looked at his fist suspiciously, he obviously didn't greet it on the nose just now!
"No, I'm wronged, there's really no task, Lord Demon said he would contact us, but it's been a long time, and there's no response...... So ......"
"We?" Wang Dashan was shocked and caught the key words in the little devil's words.
"Yes, we've got five little devils in total. "Anyway, it's already come to this point, and the little devil has to give it all up.
"Where are they all and how strong are they?" asked Wang Dashan.
"I really don't know this, as soon as we came over, we separated, as for strength, let's put it this way, I am the second strongest person in the team. ”
The little devil said proudly: "The first strong one, stronger than me, limited!"
But with his beaten pig-like face and proud expression, it looked very distorted.
When Wang Dashan heard it, he was relieved, he was stronger than this guy, and it was not much powerful, as long as he knew a little kung fu, he could take it down, as for the special ability that the little devil brings, according to Wang Dashan's speculation, when he came to the world, he should be suppressed in some way, and there is no one or two out of ten, so there is no need to be afraid.
"Now, you are following me, and you are not allowed to run around without my orders, do you know?" Wang Dashan said.
"Oh!" replied the little devil, tilting his head.
"Do you have anything to do here, or something you haven't done?" Wang Dashan asked casually out of humanitarianism.
"Yes!"
Wang Dashan glanced at the little devil in surprise, and he couldn't imagine that there was really one, so he asked, "What's the matter?"
"I haven't finished the hot pot yet!" said the little devil scratching his head a little embarrassed.
"I'm talking about business!" Wang Dashan pinched his forehead and corrected.
"yes, that's my business!" said the little devil seriously.
Well, Wang Dashan was speechless, "Just when I didn't ask, let's go!"
Wang Dashan walked in front, and the little devil followed listlessly behind.
"Wait, I almost forgot something!" Wang Dashan suddenly turned around and said.
"Go pick up those heels and give them to me. ”
The little devil's eyes widened, and he said in horror: "I didn't expect you to have such a fetish!"
Wang Dashan's face turned dark, he raised his hand, and he was about to fight, so frightened that the little devil didn't say a word, and immediately ran over to pick up his shoes.
"Give!"
Wang Dashan took the high heels handed over by the little devil, put them in his hand, and returned with the little devil.
……
Outside the woods, Wishing waited there anxiously, and he didn't see Wang Dashan come out for a long time, and he didn't know what to do.
She didn't listen to Wang Dashan's words, but followed the trail all the way, and asked some passers-by halfway.
Among them, there was also an old man with a sword, running away in a panic, and his mouth was still muttering: "Dinosaurs, a group of dinosaurs!"
When I heard the wish, I was shocked, could it be that the number of monsters had increased? So I asked the old man about this park and immediately rushed over.
As soon as I arrived here, there was only a group of old aunts dancing in the square, making wishes and asking the aunts.
"Oh, you said that killed Matt!"
Kill Matt?
"He's going to chase that non-mainstream!"
Non-mainstream?Wishing and stunned.,What is this?,Finally, I finally figured it out.,It turns out that the killer Matt in the mouth of the aunts refers to Wang Dashan.,The non-mainstream should be a monster.。
Knowing that he chased the monster into the woods, he waited outside, and she also knew that she couldn't help much, but she couldn't rest assured that Wang Dashan would deal with the monster by himself.
Finally, she saw two figures, one large and one small, coming out of the woods.
Getting closer, I made a wish to see that Wang Dashan in front of him was safe and sound, except for some dust and dead leaves on his body, and even his clothes were not broken, and he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
Then, Wishing saw the monster behind Wang Dashan, with a blue nose and swollen eyes, and a listless monster, he couldn't help but be stunned, what is the situation?
"Hmm, why are you here?" Wang Dashan also saw the wish waiting at the intersection and asked.
"I'm worried about you, so keep up and take a look!"
Wishing said with a worried face.
(To be continued)