Chapter 611: I Don't Accept It, I Don't Accept It!

In one night, borrowing wine to help the fun, Gao wrote more than 50,000 words in one breath. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

You must know that in the past, even if Yu Jiaojiao locked up his small black house for a day and gave him vitality medicine, Lingmai Bicha and quenching body fluid to replenish his physical strength and spirit, he could only write 30,000 or 40,000 words a day.

But one night today, Gao Moumou's fingers tapped quickly on the keyboard, and he wrote two days' worth of volume in one night! After that, if it weren't for the upsurge of alcohol, he could have written more!

Just over 50,000 words.

――After Yu Jiaojiao woke up, she saw Gao Moumou knocking out 50,000 words, I don't know how surprised she would be?

……

……

On the other side, there is a bamboo garden near a lake in the Jiangnan area.

This is where a friend of Bexue Xianji stayed, and the entire building, including the outer wall, is made of bamboo.

Beixue Xianji spent one night gathering the right ingredients, and she already had a menu in her mind to improve Song Shuhang's physique 'Immortal Treasure Banquet'.

One main course plus thirteen side dishes, the main course must be eaten in one go, and only a certain amount of side dishes is required. One banquet is enough to make Song Shuhang's physique soar.

After the idea was completed, Bexue Senji began to process the ingredients.

She wants to make the 'fairy feast' here, and then send it directly to Yu Jiaojiao's villa.

On the edge of the kitchen stove, the 'green onion demon crystal' from Song Shuhang's late hand was placed here. When Xian Ji is planning to make a side dish, try adding some chopped green onions to see how it works.

Just as Beixue Xianji was quickly processing the ingredients, the door of the bamboo garden kitchen opened, and a slender figure yawned and twisted his waist to enter.

She is the friend of Beixue Xianji, the owner of the bamboo garden. She was slender, a head taller than Besnow Fairy. The figure is not hot, but her waist is particularly thin, a real water snake waist. When you walk, your waist twists, and every step you take is as pleasing to the eye as if you are dancing.

"Beixue, what are you doing early in the morning?" the woman came to Beixue's side and leaned over to look into the pot.

"Don't move, this is something for a little fellow Daoist. Beixue Xianji said loudly: "Won't you sleep for a while? I'll make you a vegetarian breakfast later." ”

"When I fell asleep, I woke up hungry when I smelled the scent. It's all your fault, making such fragrant things early in the morning. After a while, I will eat vegetarian meat, vegetarian chicken, vegetarian beef and the like, anyway, the taste should be like meat. The water snake-waisted woman grinned.

However, she didn't steal the ingredients that Bexue Xianji was making—interrupting a fairy chef would anger the fairy chef.

Although with her relationship with Beixue Xianji, Beixue Xianji should not be angry. But this kind of thing that is easy to step on the line and capsize the friendship boat can still be avoided.

What's more, for some reason, she can only fast and eat vegetarian, and she can't touch the slightest bit of meat and hardship! At least she will have to endure it for another year and ten months!

Therefore, the woman with the waist of the water snake squatted on the edge of the stove, smelling the fragrance and drooling, but she could only look at it and not eat it.

Suddenly, she saw the green onion demon crystal placed on the side of the platform.

This thing smells so good.

"Bexue, what is this?" she asked.

"It's an onion, but it's changed shape and turned into crystals. Don't Xue Xian Ji replied without looking back.

Scallions?

That's the plant?

If you are a plant, you can eat it.

Thinking of this, the woman with the waist of the water snake quickly poked her head out, stretched out her tongue, and deftly rolled up the green onion demon crystal. Chew twice and swallow.

"It's delicious, it's delicious, it's so happy. She cupped her cheeks in her hands and looked happy.

Don't Snow Fairy Ji turned her head: "......"

She rubbed her temples and said, "You ate the onion crystals?"

"Uh-huh, super delicious. The woman with the waist of the water snake is still immersed in the taste of happiness.

"That's a green onion. Aren't you going to quit fasting lately?" said Beixue Xianji with a wry smile - and it was the precious spice she had just exchanged for a 'fairy feast'. Before I could use it, I was eaten whole.

"I know, so it's a plant, so it's edible. The woman with the waist of the water snake said triumphantly.

"It's true that onions are plants...... However, green onions belong to the five meats!" said Beixue Xianji.

But when the bald head warned me to fast, he just told me that animals can't eat them, but plants can't eat them. But you didn't tell me that the green onion was meat, and this dead bald head pits me?!" the water snake-waisted woman screamed.

As he spoke, a small pagoda fell from the sky outside the bamboo garden.

"Stupid stupid snake, you have violated the meat precepts, obediently enter the pagoda with the little monk to practice, retreat for three years and six months, and recite the scriptures to wash away your crimes!"

As he spoke, a ray of light shone out from the small pagoda, shining into the kitchen of the bamboo garden and shining on the body of the woman with the waist of the water snake.

The light turned into a suction force, attracting the woman with the waist of the water snake and dragging her towards the small pagoda.

"No, no. You dead bald Tema is cheating on me again, I've only been out of the tower for two months, and I haven't enjoyed anything, I don't want to go back right away. And why do you want three years and six months, do you like it so much?" the woman cried out, her hands clutching the edge of the stove to ward off the light of the pagoda.

"This can not be up to you, two months ago when you were released from the tower, you made an appointment with the little monk, after coming out of the tower, abide by the agreement, continue to eat fast for two years...... As long as you can hold on, the little monk will no longer catch you into the tower. But now, you have broken the vows again, you have lost! Whether it is a human being or a snake, as long as you make a mistake, you must be responsible for your own actions, obediently follow the little monk into the pagoda to practice, and chant the scriptures for three years and six months!" The voice in the pagoda came again, and the attraction of the small pagoda became a little stronger.

The woman with the waist of the water snake was attracted step by step and dragged out of the kitchen.

Her fingers scratched ten deep marks on the ground, and finally she clung to the threshold: "Dead bald head, but don't you say that animals can't eat them, just eat plants? The water snake-waisted woman shouted, "Don't snow save me!"

Don't snow fairy the corners of her mouth twitched, she really couldn't help.

"Well, the stupid snake Hugh wants to sophistry and distort the facts, when did the little monk tell you to only eat plants? The little monk just told you to quit meat and hard, animals can't eat it!" said the grand voice in the tower.

The water snake-waisted woman blinked, thinking about it for a moment. , the bald head really seemed to be saying that! He didn't say, 'Just eat plants.' The last half of the sentence was made up by her own brain - animals can't eat, so they can only eat plants.

"No matter, no matter, you dead bald head playing yin, playing language traps, I don't accept it!" shouted the water snake-waisted woman.

But her disobedience was completely useless, the attraction became stronger and stronger, and the cry of the woman with the waist of the water snake became smaller and smaller, and she was dragged into the delicate small tower!

Bexue Senji rubbed her face, and she felt that her facial expression was a little stiff - speechless to the extreme.

"Then, don't snow fairy, the little monk will leave first, and he will take this stupid snake back to chant and practice. The voice from the small tower came again...... Obviously, the monks in this tower also know each other. The relationship will not be worse than that of the woman with the waist of the water snake.

"Well, goodbye Master...... Have a great time with both of you. "Don't Xue Xian Ji Dao - in the face of the fact that her good friend was taken away by the monk, she was very calm.

After all, this kind of thing has happened more than 30 times in the past 200 years.

It happened in front of her every time, numb!

As she spoke, the sound of 'Bang Bang Bang!' came from the small tower, which was the last struggle of the woman with the waist of the water snake.

But after a few moments, the little tower calmed down.

As soon as the tower body turned, it flew into the air with a 'whoosh' and disappeared......

******************

On August 8th, it was cloudy, and after the blazing sun was gone, the weather finally became cooler.

9 a.m.

Yu Jiaojiao finally woke up from her hangover, and at the end of yesterday's drinking, she and Shuhang drank Tubo and Yangde first.

But then, she and Shuhang were drunk by the Taoist of Tianyazi again!

A mountain is still a mountain high, and a wave is stronger than a wave!

When she woke up now, she felt some pain in her head.

When she woke up, the servants brought a decanting soup, and a breakfast.

Speaking of breakfast, Shuhang had bought 50 meat buns yesterday, and even today's breakfast had been counted.

But Shuhang, Yu Jiaojiao and roommates only ate ten, and the remaining forty all went into the stomach of the old man of Tianyazi last night.

This old man was full of food and drink yesterday, and his face was full of red light. Shameless!

Yu Jiaojiao rubbed her temples again.

After getting up from the bed, she habitually pulled the tablet on the side and swiped a few times, wanting to see how many words Gao Moumou had updated yesterday.

But after pulling the tablet, she remembered yesterday - yesterday Gao had been chatting with friends all day, and he drank with her at night, and finally got drunk.

In other words, Gao Moumou should not have been updated yesterday...... Yu Jiaojiao sighed faintly, tens of thousands of words have been read very well every day in the past few days, and suddenly one day it is gone, and my heart is very unsteady.

Thinking like this, as soon as she refreshed the page on her tablet, she saw Gao Moumou's novel, which was updated with 16 chapters in one go.

Yu Jiaojiao rubbed her eyes with her little paws in disbelief.

It's really 16 chapters, and each chapter is the kind of 3,000 words.

That's about 50,000 words!

What's going on?

When did Gao Moumou write so many manuscripts?

Yu Jiaojiao tried hard to recall yesterday's memories.

Then, suddenly, a picture came to her mind.

It was yesterday that after Gao Moumou drank too much, he suddenly got up in a chic manner and said a very awesome goal wish.

After finishing speaking, Gao Moumou waved his hand again: [I'm going to code words now, I'm going to code a happy code today, and I'll fight until dawn!

At that time, everyone was drunk, and naturally no one pulled so-and-so.

Could it be that Gao Moumou really went to code words at that time?

And he wrote 50,000 words.

Yu Jiaojiao blinked.

Wait, 50,000 words, such a coincidence?

She took out her mobile phone and swiped open the page of her phone, revealing a photo of Venerable Bai.

When holding the phone, Jiaojiao was a little excited.

Is it really so smart?

Yesterday, she tried to make a wish for the photo of Venerable Bai, and her wish was to let Gao Moumou write 50,000 manuscripts yesterday.

But yesterday's situation, it stands to reason that Gao Moumou didn't have time to code words at all.

But I didn't expect that early this morning, Gao Moumou really coded more than 50,000 words!

That's the power of wishes!

[White seniors, almighty white seniors!]

Yu Jiaojiao shook her paws, and she felt that she should do something.

After thinking about it, Jiaojiao opened her tablet and logged on to an account.

The ID of that account is 'Jiaoba, who wants to give birth to a men's football team'.

That's right, it's her father's ID. As for why she would have her father's account...... Because Jiaoba Zhenjun's account is what she applied for.

After logging into Zhenjun's account, she skillfully opened the [Jiuzhou No. 1 Group] and re-placed a 'white senior emoji pack' in the group sharing.

skillfully packaged this emoji and passed it to the account of his main account [Arowana Gillian].

The full White Venerable emoji is in hand.

Jiaojiao has already prepared, every day to change a photo of the White Venerable on her mobile phone screen, and say goodbye when she has nothing to do, and accumulate some character.

In this way, the next time you have a wish, maybe it will be more perfectly realized - next time, do you want to try to make Gao a certain day more 100,000 words?

Well, it's not appropriate, if you write 100,000 words at once, the content will definitely be very watery. How about changing it to Gao to keep a 20,000-word update every month?

After thinking about it, Yu Jiaojiao replaced her screensaver and wallpaper with the expression of the White Venerable. In this way, every time you solve the screen, you can pray to the White Venerable once.

By the way, she still has to share this joy with others!

Share the joy, share the life!

Yu Jiaojiao then used her mobile phone to log on to her account and posted a message on her personal dynamics.

[Yesterday I made a wish to a beautiful senior photo, and today I woke up to find that the wish had come true, and I felt that the world was full of love. 】

Attached is a photo of Yu Jiaojiao's mother's bright smile.

There are not many people added to her 'Arowana Gillian' account, mainly Jiaoba Zhenjun's family, his various wives, who are about to make up a son of a men's football team, and more daughters.

And then there are some Taoist friends and elders who have a better relationship.

Other than that...... Yu Jiaojiao also added the account of the White Venerable not long ago, and it was that time that the White Venerable asked her for help, and in the small tsunami incident on the isolated island in the East China Sea, the two easily added a friendship.

Because of this, when Yu Jiaojiao posted her personal news, she replaced Bai with 'beautiful senior', so as not to be seen by Bai senior, and gave her a [Disposable Flying Sword Latest Version].

She's not a feather child, and she's not at all interested in playing Thomas maneuver in the sky with a flying sword.

Yu Jiaojiao looked at the scenery outside the window and was in a happy mood. (To be continued.) )