Chapter 258: Dao Chief's Boy Urine
|||->-> "How is it impossible to ?!!" Kaneman asked Yasuo Kojima out loud.
"Because...... Because I can see very clearly, the whole face of the fluffy man is really covered with fluff, like a huge dandelion, if it is pretended, the fluff is naturally glued, and the mask is made by myself, the two are completely different!!" Kojima explained.
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, in that case, Jin Jushi, please go to the front with the poor Dao and have a look!!" Qingzhu said to Jin Mulan.
"Yes, let's go and have a look......" Jin Mulan also nodded.
"Ah, I'm not going, too...... It's terrible......" Kojima shook his head repeatedly, "I managed to escape, I'...... I'm not going to ......."
"What nonsense !!" Jin Mulan pulled Yasuo Kojima, and he couldn't help but go.
In this way, the three of them pulled and pulled until they came to the place where Yasuo Kojima "saw the hell".
There was an intersection with two street lights.
One street light is not on, and the other street light seems to be broken, flashing and flashing.
The atmosphere created here is indeed very weird, and the horror atmosphere is also very strong, very much like the picture of a horror game.
"That's it...... It's here......" Yasuo Kojima said intermittently.
"Where is it?!!" Jin Mulan asked as she glared at Kojima Yasuo.
"I ...... I don't know...... It's been here before......" said Yasuo Kojima innocently.
"Do you want to play tricks with us?!" Jin Mulan grabbed Kojima Yasuo by the collar, "You listen to me, don't think that you are a foreigner, I won't dare to beat you!!"
"Please believe me, I really saw it here before, and now it's gone, you ask me, who do I ask?!!" Kojima Yasuo was also a little anxious.
"Heh, you're still hard-mouthed, I think you're deliberately playing tricks!!"
Jin Mulan got angry and pinched Yasuo Kojima's soft underbelly fiercely, making the island people howl miserably.
Perhaps, in Jin Mulan's heart, she didn't believe Yasuo Kojima's words at all.
Moreover, this island man is the kind of obscene dead otaku at first glance, this kind of person is the most perverted.
After saying that, Jin Mulan kicked Yasuo Kojima hard again.
For such a perverted man, the righteous hero Jin Mulan has always been unrelenting.
However, Aotake's observation of the words and expressions made him feel that what Yasuo Kojima said did not seem to be a lie.
At this time, Qingzhu had already walked to the center of the crossroads, and used the yin and yang eyes in the Heavenly Eye Divine Skill to check the surrounding aura.
In the aura of these four weeks, it seems that there really are some yin and evil substances that have appeared.
However, it has now become very light.
At this time, Mu Mu and the Golden Silkworm Gu were floating in mid-air together, looking down at the bottom.
Mu Mu is a dryad, and his way of observing and thinking is completely different from that of humans.
It didn't take long for Mu Mu to float down, leaned close to Qingzhu's ear and said: "There seems to be a bit of a problem here, probably because there are too many people appearing, there is too much yang energy, that thing is hidden, you'd better let that tsundere policewoman and that dead perverted man leave here first, and the monkey and I will check it well......"
"Well, that's fine. Qingzhu nodded.
Qingzhu walked to the opposite side of Jin Mulan and said, "Jin Jushi, there is no problem here
Great, you'd better get out of here!"
"Well, I've already informed my colleague just now, I'll take this dead pervert back to the bureau now, and interrogate him properly. Jin Mulan roared angrily.
"Ah, you're really trying to arrest me, I'm just playing a prank???!!!" Kojima Yasuo said aggrievedly.
"What a prank, you came out to scare people, this is already considered a disturbance of the peace, now that I'm scared, why did I go earlier!!" Jin Mulan retorted loudly.
"Can you give me another chance?!! "Kojima was about to cry as he recovered.
"Don't even think about it!!" Jin Mulan yelled.
Jin Mulan couldn't help but say, so she took Yasuo Kojima to the avenue, and soon, a colleague from the police force would pick her up.
Qingzhu didn't follow, because Yasuo Kojima was handcuffed on his hands, and even if he wasn't handcuffed, it was estimated that he was not Jin Mulan's opponent.
By the time Jin Mulan and Kojima Yasuo left, the Golden Silkworm Gu had already flown down and landed on Qingzhu's shoulder.
The ugly monkey and Mu Mu also jumped to the ground, ready to investigate the field.
Mu Mu is a tree spirit, itself has spiritual power, the ugly monkey used to be the demon king, and now his strength has also recovered, with the addition of a foodie god like the Golden Silkworm Gu, even if there is any monster, Qingzhu has a 100% chance of winning.
"Twitter...... Boss, at this crossroads, it seems that there are really monsters haunted, what should we do?!!" The Golden Silkworm Gu also felt something.
"Boss, I have a way to lure it out," the ugly monkey stared at Qingzhu and said with a smile, "I don't know if you want to?"
"Ah, monkey, why is your expression so obscene, what is the solution?!, you hurry up and say it!!" Qingzhu asked a little nervously.
The ugly monkey suddenly laughed a few times and asked, "Ahem, boss, let me ask you a question first, a personal question, are you still not a child?!!"
"Ah, monkey, you're not big or small, haven't you had itchy skin lately?!!" Qingzhu suddenly blushed and scolded.
"Don't worry, this spell I'm going to use requires a boy to pee ......," the ugly monkey said solemnly.
"Ahem...... Uh-huh......" Qingzhu nodded awkwardly.
"That's good, I know there's a spell, if you draw a six-pointed star on the ground with a child's urine, and then chant a spell, you can mark the surrounding dark matter, this method is very effective, but unfortunately, I haven't tried it before, just try it today......"
"Ah, dead monkey, do you mean to let the chief of this province pee here?!!" Qingzhu was so angry that his nose was crooked.
"Yes, yes, Qingzhu, what are you shy, everyone is a man???" Mu Mu asked with a wicked smile.
"Hehe, it's all men, what's wrong???" The stinky monkey also said.
"Twitter......" the golden silkworm Gu screamed.
"I'll go, just the three of you can be considered men......" Qingzhu was full of black lines, but it was not easy to attack.
Now there is no other way, so I have to try the method that the ugly monkey said, so Qingzhu turned his back, took out his little brother, stood in the center of the crossroads, and began to pee.
I urinated and moved in order to draw a triangle.
The so-called six-pointed star is actually two triangles overlapping each other, and six angles will appear, and in many methods, the six-pointed star will be used.
Probably Qingzhu didn't drink much water today, and he didn't urinate much, but sadly, he didn't even draw a triangle, and his urine was gone.
"Ahem, I'm really sorry, it seems that this method failed......"
Before Qingzhu's words fell, suddenly, he let out a "huh", because he seemed to have discovered something???!!!
"What's the matter, what did you find?!" Mu Mu flew over with the ugly monkey.
Just now, Qingzhu was peeing while drawing triangles, so he kept his head down, and then he noticed that on the street at the crossroads, there seemed to be something lying quietly on the ground.
The thing had a gray-white skin, shaped like an egg.
I'll go, what is this???!!!
Qingzhu squatted down and picked up the thing, and when he looked closely, it really looked like an egg.
However, the skin of the egg is generally pink or white, while the skin of this egg is grayish-white.
Immediately, Qingzhu thought of a food, and that was preserved eggs!!
"Twitter...... I want to eat the balls......" The Golden Silkworm Gu rushed over with drool.
Qingzhu hurriedly dodged and said to the Golden Silkworm Gu: "This can't be eaten, this thing is definitely unusual here!!
Mu Mu jumped up and said, "Qingzhu, show Mu Mu ......"
Qingzhu handed the preserved egg in his hand to Mu Mu, who looked at it carefully and sniffed it again, in terms of shape and taste, it really looked like a preserved egg.
The ugly monkey said impatiently: "You rice buckets, you can't understand it, so let's show me!!"
The ugly monkey snatched the egg away, but at this moment, Jin Mulan actually ran back.
It seems that she has already handed over Yasuo Kojima to the care of her colleagues, so she came back to find Aotake alone.
"Hey, Qingzhu, where did a little monkey come from?!!" Jin Mulan asked puzzled.
The Golden Silkworm Gu and Mu Mu are both half-spirits, and Jin Mulan can't see them, but the ugly monkey can be seen by ordinary people's eyes.
Jin Mulan looked at this extremely ugly little monkey curiously, and couldn't help grinning.
"Ahem, this monkey is a poor ......" Qingzhu hurriedly explained.
"Oh oh oh, it's okay, what's that monkey holding in his hand???!!!" Jin Mulan asked again.
There are a lot of small animals adopted in the Qingsong Temple, Jin Mulan knows about it, and it is not surprising that there is an extra monkey now, after all, there are even giant beasts like black bears in the Taoist Temple.
"That thing is like a preserved egg, which we just discovered here......" Qingzhu replied honestly.
"yes, it's found here?!!"
When Jin Mulan heard this, she immediately became anxious!!
What is found here is physical evidence, how can it be handed over to a little monkey, and how can it be solved if it is damaged!!
So, Jin Mulan shouted: "Little monkey, you, you...... Put that thing down!!"
It's okay if you don't scream, this call, the ugly monkey who was carefully observing the preserved egg was startled, and with a tremor in his hand, the preserved egg fell directly to the ground.
There was a crisp "click", and the skin of the preserved egg was cracked open......
destroyed the physical evidence for no reason, and this was okay, Jin Mulan's pretty face was dark at that time!!