182 Opportunity to pretend
If it was an ordinary wild boar, she believed that Yang Dingtian could fight it, but if the wild boar became a sperm, Yang Dingtian would definitely not be able to deal with it.
She leaned closer to the sun and screamed, "What should I do?"
However, when Yang Dingtian heard Pang Qiqi's words, he was happy, this was another opportunity to pretend to be forced, and it was given to him by Pang Qiqi.
Yang Dingtian's face was straight, and he nodded very seriously: "That's right, this wild boar king has already passed the aura, and it can't be relied on a gun, so let's use Buddhism to try, maybe I can change its evil and return to the right." ”
What is this, Shu Yezhou felt that everything was so abnormal today, of course, she was not the only one who felt abnormal, Pang Qiqi over there also had round eyes, her eyes were very big, they were the so-called apricot eyes, they were round, very beautiful, but at this time, she was angry, she reminded Yang Dingtian to be careful, it was to ask him to be vigilant, but not to Yang Dingtian's nerves.
But Yang Dingtian really handed the shotgun in his hand to Shu Yezhou, and then took two steps forward, put his hands together, and pronounced the Buddha's name in his mouth: "Amitabha, this fellow Taoist is invited, and the meeting is also fate, although you are a pig to I am a person, I am a person to come You are a pig, but the Buddha and his old man have said, all beings are equal, and the Taoist ancestor has also said that the world's fellow practitioners are a family, and which one seems to have said, but what he said, I don't remember, anyway, it is said, I don't believe you can Baidu." ”
It's all messy, Pang Qiqi just can't get up, if she can get up, she promises not to wear clothes, and she will give him a kick when she is in the chest first.
Shu Yezhou feels similar, she wants to laugh a little, but she really can't laugh, these days she is with Yang Dingtian, knowing that this guy doesn't read any books, he likes to talk nonsense, and then he is a little obscene, and every time he tickles people's hearts.
The problem is, now is not the time.
However, the strange thing is that Yang Dingtian is talking so nonsense, but the wild boar king seems to have listened, turned his huge body, looked at Yang Dingtian, that is, he did not rush over, and he did not look like he was going to be mad, that situation, it seemed that he could really understand Yang Dingtian's words.
This strange situation made Pang Qiqi and both of them a little confused.
"What the hell is going on. Pang Qiqi's heart was confused: "Is it me crazy, or is the world crazy." ”
Shu Yezhou shouted happily in his heart: "Amitabha, Bodhisattva bless." ”
Yang Dingtian pronounced the Buddha's horn again, and said: " Brother Dao, we don't say much about the big truth, just say what you want to do, you want to be strong (female dry) this female donor, have you thought about it, you are a pig, she is a person, the so-called people and pigs are different beds, of course, now this society, messy, the so-called school flowers are in the bed of his father, and the so-called age is not a problem, height is not a distance, weight is not pressure, gender has no relationship, as long as the two are happy, the gods and horses are floating clouds, but, uncover the surface and look inside, I will ask you, are you rich? Do you have the power? ”
He asked three times in a row, and he pointed at the boar king, asked, took a step forward, and after three questions, his finger almost pointed to the boar king's nose.
Shu Yezhou wanted to laugh and cry, and his heart almost mentioned his throat, for fear that the wild boar king would bite Yang Dingtian to death with one mouth.
Pang Qiqi almost closed his eyes in despair, and the beautiful big eyes no longer looked at Yang Dingtian, but at Youyou Cangtian: "God, open your eyes and accept these two demons." ”
However, to the surprise of the two of them, the wild boar king did not rush, nor did he hit, let alone bite, he watched Yang Dingtian's fingers, suddenly raised the pig's head, raised his head to the sky, howled wildly, turned around and left.
That situation really seemed to be a question for Yang Dingtian, and he was excited, extremely angry, and left in shame.
As soon as it left, all the wild boars immediately followed, and the group of wild boars withdrew in an instant.
Such an ending, Shu Yezhou couldn't expect it, and Pang Qiqi couldn't think of it either, she sat up, forgot to cover her clothes, and looked at Yang Dingtian in a daze.
Just as believers have seen God, and the lost Lamb has seen the true God.
Or, maybe I saw a ghost in broad daylight.
She was in a daze, Yang Dingtian was also stunned, between the two, the distance between the two was less than three meters, looking at it with the eyes of an eagle, how could it be compared to the scene.
It's really beautiful, white and big, round and straight, really superb.
It wasn't until the ponytail girl rushed over that Pang Qiqi came to his senses, hurriedly covered his clothes, lifted his pants, and Yang Dingtian had no choice but to turn around with reluctance.
"What the hell is going on?" Shu Yezhou also woke up and couldn't help but ask Yang Dingtian.
Pang Qiqi also got dressed at this time, pulled the zipper up, and looked at Yang Dingtian with a curious expression.
"Didn't I tell you?" Yang Dingtian pretended to be a little confused and smiled: "My previous master, taught a little superstitious things, can drive away evil spirits, just now I sensed that this wild boar king has evil spirits, worried to death, especially afraid that it will hurt the seventh prince, so I had to take a risk, but the master died early, I didn't learn well, the spell didn't learn, so I had to talk nonsense with it to reason, in fact, I wasn't sure, but I didn't expect this wild boar king to be a polite person, I really listened to it, luck, luck, Ami tofu." ”
Pang Qiqi and the three were completely stupid.
If you want to say that he is, the facts are in front of you, and the wild boar king gave him a to drive away.
But if you want to believe his words, how can you believe this?
The so-called mountains are edgeless, rivers are inexhaustible, winter thunder and earthquakes, summer rain and snow, but now in the minds of Pang Qiqi and Shu Yezhou, the flying snow in June is not enough, only unless all Chinese do not brush their mobile phones, they dare to believe Yang Dingtian's words.
"In any case, it was you who saved me, you won, and if you ask for anything, you can ask for it later. ”
Pang Qiqi regained her masculinity at this time, thanked Yang Dingtian, and then found a stream with the ponytail girl, took a bath, and licked the wild boar king a few times, not to mention, and shed a lot of salivation, but she was disgusted.
Of course, Yang Dingtian would not let go of this opportunity, peeking with his eyes, seeing her desperately rubbing and washing the two babies, he couldn't help but snicker: "It's so hard, it hurts, why don't I wash it for you." ”
But he didn't dare to mention it.
When Pang Qiqi was taking a bath, the ponytail girl used a satellite phone to contact the villa, and then the helicopter came and picked up the four of them.
Yang Dingtian thought that Pang Qiqi would have dinner with them, but it didn't, and then he thought about it, too, Pang Qiqi was frightened and didn't say anything, and he looked embarrassed, how embarrassed to see him.
"Dare to see me tomorrow morning. "The sun is happy.