Chapter 041: Behind Closed Doors
At this time, Cai Dongpo also ran over, and said kindly: "Little Taoist, you open the door, you make it difficult for us to do this, what, you let us pat your Taoist temple more, in fact, it is also good for you, think about it, when the TV station broadcasts, Qingsongguan will inevitably be famous all over the world, when the time comes, your Taoist temple incense is vigorous, and the gods worshiped in the main hall are also happy, don't you say?"
Su Liying, who was on the side, didn't say anything in a muffled voice, the woman's intuition told her that the little Taoist priest was not simple, she would never dare to underestimate Qingzhu anymore, and naturally she would not make a provocative statement.
Seeing that Su Liying was silent, Shi Gaofei only thought that Su Liying was angry with him.
Shi Gaofei thought that this was a good opportunity to perform, so he took off the jacket on his body, tied it to Su Liying's waist, and said with a smile: "Liying, don't be afraid, isn't my brother here?!"
As a result, Su Liying didn't say thank you, but just glanced at Shi Gaofei, and everything was expressed in that look.
Shi Gaofei's old face was red, and at the same time, his head was also running rapidly, he thought that he must reverse his image in Su Liying's heart as soon as possible, and the only way at present was to deceive the little Taoist who killed a thousand knives as soon as possible.
Speaking of the green bamboo inside, he sighed lightly, to be honest, Cai Dongpo's words had already moved his heart.
If Qingsongguan is strongly recommended by the news media, there must be a large number of pilgrims who come here, and if there are more people, there will naturally be more money for incense, and by the way, the twenty peace charms can be sold at a high price.
However, Qingzhu really didn't know anything about the competition, and he couldn't figure out what the conspiracy of those people outside was?
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, thank you for the kindness of a few laymen, but the Taoist Temple is a quiet place to do nothing, and it is not suitable for any competition......" Qingzhu's voice came from behind the door.
When Cai Dongpo heard this, he had to smile bitterly and said, "Little Taoist, you open the door first, let me make it clear to you......
Shi Gaofei's eyes rolled, interrupted Cai Dongpo's words, and shouted inside: "Little Taoist, why are you so brainless? Now whether it is a temple or a Taoist temple, they can't wait to let the media come to the door to interview and report, you are good, we have all sent it to the door, but you are closed and do not accept guests, do you really want to make your family's green pine temple door full of birds?!"
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, a few laymen don't need to say much, the poor road will not open the door, so please go down the mountain!" After speaking, Qingzhu flicked his sleeves and went to the backyard to drink water.
Listening to Qingzhu's footsteps in the distance, several people outside looked at each other, not knowing what to do next?
"Teacher Cai, you are old and experienced, what do you say we should do?!" Su Liying stared at Cai Dongpo and asked.
"If you're asking me if it's too late now, it's all because you're too impulsive, why do you want to break into someone's backyard?" Cai Dongpo glared at Su Liying, who was still in a daze, and couldn't help but remind, "Xiao Su, you better go and change your skirt, please!!"
The other cameramen were all men, but they were all standing quietly behind Su Liying at this time, staring at her greedily, but Su Liying didn't pay attention to it.
was reminded by Cai Dongpo, an old man, Su Liying's pretty face turned red, but she didn't bring the extra clothes up the mountain, so she was really a little distressed, so she could only wrap Shi Gaofei's jacket more tightly.
The scenery is gone, and a few videographers who love to take advantage of it also retract their gaze.
At this time, one of the photographers stepped forward and asked Cai Dongpo, "Teacher Cai, what do you say about this?" The little Taoist priest with a bull's nose is gone, and after a while, Master Ye Xiaodong has brought someone here, can you also eat together behind closed doors?!!
A camera assistant said: "I wasted so much time promoting today's game before, and as a result, the pigeons were released collectively, so our TV station's face will be lost, and the director must not be mad?!"
The photographer said, "yes, yes, then didn't we run for nothing today?!"
Cai Dongpo and Su Liying both looked helpless.
Shi Gaofei looked around, and finally landed on the not-so-high courtyard wall.
Shi Gao Fei had an idea, and said to everyone flatteringly: "Since the gate can't get in, we can go over the wall, this wall is not high, take a personal ladder, jump to the wall, it's easy to climb over, as long as someone enters, you can open the door from the inside......"
"It makes sense, since the idea is yours, then you can go over the wall!" Su Liying finally spoke, and as soon as she spoke, Shi Gaofei was depressed.
It's okay for Shi Gaofei to move his mouth, if he is really asked to go over the wall, he won't dare, but since it is the goddess Su Liying in his heart who has spoken, it is not easy for him to refuse.
Facing the beauty, stimulated by male hormones, Shi Gaofei gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and said: "Okay, I'll come, I'll come, you wait for me!!"
After speaking, Shi Gaofei asked the photographer to squat under the wall, he stepped on the man's shoulder, leaned over, hooked the wall with both hands, pulled his arms upward, and kicked his feet together.
Shi Gaofei spent a lot of effort, but he still didn't go up, and the whole person fell directly.
Looking at Shi Gaofei's wasteful appearance, Su Liying rolled her eyes directly and scolded in a low voice: "It's really a waste ......"
Shi Gaofei's old face was flushed, and he quickly called an assistant over to help.
Just like that, one supported the butt and the other supported the thigh, Shi Gaofei finally climbed the wall.
Although he rode on the wall, he wanted to jump down and open the door, and Shi Gaofei was immediately scared.
Because of this courtyard wall, whether it is high or not, and whether it is low or low, will you break your feet if you jump???
was hesitating, suddenly, Shi Gao Fei saw the huge black bear, it actually started to clean the yard with a big broom, and soon, the black bear noticed that there was an extra person on the wall.
Shi Gaofei, who was watched by the small eyes of the black bear, had already been paralyzed by the muscles of his whole body due to nervousness, and his nerves were paralyzed......
Fortunately, the photographer below was quick and caught him, and as a result, both of them fell under the wall at the same time.
Seeing this, Su Liying turned around directly, she couldn't stand it anymore, such a wastewood man, she wondered what she ate and how she grew up?
"Xiao Shi, if you can't do it, let Xiao Li try it?" Cai Dongpo walked up to Shi Gaofei and said pretending to be concerned.
Xiao Li is Cai Dongpo's assistant and Cai Dongpo's student, he is not very old, and when he heard his teacher raise himself like this, the whole person began to be a little eager to try.
"Teacher Cai, Teacher Su, please rest assured, I have been exercising, I will definitely be able to go up, and then open the door to let you in!" Xiao Li said to Su Liying with a smile.
Shi Gaofei originally wanted to remind Xiao Li and tell him that there were bears in the yard, but when he saw Xiao Li's flattering eyes, he held back and didn't say anything.
Xiao Li really works out often, he stretches out his hands quickly, he doesn't use a ladder, he leans in, hooks the edge of the wall with both hands, and then comes to a pull-up, and easily stands on the wall.
"Oh, take a look, it's still Xiao Li who is amazing!!" Su Liying said with a smile.
"Teacher Shi, do you have to go to the gym in the future?" Xiao Li was praised by Su Liying, and immediately fluttered.
Xiao Li on the wall didn't forget to bury Shi Gaofei a few words, and then he looked down at the courtyard.
As a result, it was tragic in an instant......
Xiao Li saw a black bear holding a big broom, and a fat hen was sitting on top of the black bear's head, and he was immediately frightened.
The fat hen commanded the black bear and said, "Giggle, there, hurry, get him down!!"
The black bear also found Xiao Li, swept it over the wall with a broom, and said, "You can go down for me!!"
Xiao Li was swept away by the broom, his feet were soft, and he fell headlong with a pop!!
Seeing this, Shi Gaofei symbolically took a shot to pick up the person, and then lived up to expectations and did not catch it.
Xiao Li fell on all fours, lying on the ground and covering his waist, screaming non-stop.
"What's wrong Xiao Li, why did the good ones fall off???!!!" Cai Dongpo stepped forward and asked hurriedly.
Xiao Li touched his waist, looked at the wall again, this time he was not strong, and said, "Teacher Cai, the little Taoist priest released the bear, let's not think about going in......"
At this moment, there was a shout from behind him: "Hey, Mr. Cai, you guys came early?!"
Cai Dongpo and the others looked back, only to see Han Bin running up the mountain in great strides, followed by two people, one was Wang Dalei and the other was Fang Jing.
"Han Bin, are you here, but you sent out the challenge book?" Now, the little Taoist priest doesn't admit that there is such a competition, and he also gave us a closed door, what are you doing???!!! Shi Gaofei immediately complained.
Han Bin looked at the closed door, as well as Xiao Li, who was sitting on the ground screaming, and immediately understood what was going on.
Han Bin smiled bitterly, and then explained: "This ...... This one...... It really needs to be explained......"
Cai Dongpo saw the problem at a glance, and hurriedly asked, "Xiao Han, what the hell is going on?!!
Han Bin continued with a wry smile: "I took the photo last time, as for the competition...... I haven't had time to tell Daoist Qingzhu yet......"
As soon as these words came out, Cai Dongpo, Shi Gaofei and Su Liying were furious at the same time.
Su Liying jumped over, pointed at Han Bin's nose and said angrily: "The surname is Han, what are you talking about? There have been so many people who have come to the trouble of time, and when the time comes, the bull's nose will not be able to compete in martial arts...... Hum...... It's okay if you're embarrassed, you're pulling all our media people to follow you to embarrass people! Han Bin, are you crazy!!
Shi Gaofei also stood aside and sneered: "It's okay this time, the thunder in front is quite loud, this time it is estimated that there is no rain, I think, how do you go back and explain to the director......"
After speaking, Shi Gaofei stared at the gate of the Qingsong Temple, and he had a thought, he began to hope that the little Taoist priest should not fight, and when the time comes, he will take a good look at this small Qingsong Temple, and let it stink for 10,000 years!!