Chapter Thirty-Seven: Walking on Thin Ice, Like Approaching the Abyss

"Let me tell you, marriage should pay attention to the right person, you are the eldest lady of the Tang Sect, I am a minor monk of the fifth-rate sect, this key does not match the lock, and it is not comfortable to squeeze together!"

Qi Feng pondered for a while, and decided to use emotion and reason to dispel Tang Xue's unrealistic idea, but the other party was like an iron heart, and oil and salt did not enter.

"This is the gateway view of the world, how can a monk pay so much attention?"

Qi Feng continued without giving up: "It's not right for you to say that, monks are also people, can you afford to feed and wear your usual food, clothing, and clothing? Don't tell me that you want to be rich, I don't want to be a son-in-law, it's too much." ”

Tang Xue saw that he obviously hesitated for a moment, and then said firmly: "It's up to you whether you want to enter or not, if you don't want to be rich, then I will go back to the gopher door with you." As the saying goes, marry a chicken and marry a dog with a dog, although this is a bit vulgar, but as long as I follow you, I will completely listen to your arrangement, how you usually live, I can do the same. ”

Qi Feng said: "Alas, Xue Jian, you are still too young. Not to mention whether you can adapt to the hard days like Gopher Gate, even if you can stand it, this daily firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea can turn you into a resentful woman. I'm a poor commoner, and I'm really not fit to live with a daughter like you. ”

Tang Xue pouted and said, "You are looking for so many reasons, just to reject me, am I not good-looking?"

Qi Feng said in his heart, if an ordinary man sees you, he will definitely be shocked, no matter what they are right, pulling their crotch and son-in-law, they will definitely lick their faces and marry you. It's a pity that I grew up in the fat powder pile since I was a child, and I have a natural resistance to beautiful women, no matter how good-looking you look, I won't be impressed!

"I'm sorry, under the nickname Song Qiangdong, I'm face blind, and I can't tell whether others are beautiful or ugly. ”

"You!" Tang Xue saw that she was choked, pointed at Qi Feng and said, "I don't care, I'm going to marry you!"

Mingyue had been watching the show beside her, and at this time she couldn't help but grin and said, "I can't think of it, you kid also has today." ”

Qi Feng said angrily: "Shut up, you don't have the right to speak here, otherwise you will marry her." Then he looked at Tang Xuejian and continued: "As the saying goes, a twisted melon is not sweet, even if you can get my people, you can't get my heart, the two of us are destined to have no results." ”

Tang Xue was stunned for a moment, and after a while, she couldn't accept it, shook her arms and stomped her feet and said, "Ah! I don't care about me, I want you to marry me!"

Tang Xue saw that this appearance was indeed cute and annoying, but Qi Feng was still unmoved and said: "Xue see girl, you will die of this heart, we are really not suitable!"

Tang Xue said in distress: "Then how can you agree to me?"

Qi Feng smiled: "Unless the sea is dry and the rocks are rotten." ”

Tang Xue saw that this time it was completely out of order, and looked at Mingyue faintly, as if she was asking for help, but it could only be regarded as a rush to the doctor, it was true that this spirit dog could speak, but even if he helped to intercede, Qi Feng might not be able to listen.

Mingyue said: "Little girl, don't look at me like this, in fact, I also want to help you, but unfortunately my current ability can't do it, at most I can make this kid step on a piece of shit, I really can't help it." ”

Tang Xue seemed to have made up her mind when she heard this, and said, "Song Tie, if you don't agree, I will die for you today!"

She didn't want to use such crude means to force the other party, but seeing Qi Feng's appearance, she could only make this decision, and the other party's reaction was once again beyond her expectations.

"Oh! Great, I don't have to worry about being forced to marry when you die, let's say, how do you want to die, kill yourself, hang yourself, jump off a cliff, or drink poison? I have everything here, you choose!"

I saw Qi Feng saying as he took out the spirit sword, white silk, poison, and something similar to a rocket from the storage ring, and then looked at Tang Xue with a blank eye, which seemed to mean, I am ready for you, hurry up and choose the props to commit suicide.

Tang Xue saw that she was only angry, and said, "You...... Shame on you!"

Qi Feng clapped his hands and said: "Xue saw that the girl was really as wise as a torch, and she saw my essence at once, what she said was so right, I am shameless!"

Mingyue said with a needle: "He is not only shameless, but also a scum, I don't know how many women he has harmed, he is simply a complete scumbag!"

Qi Feng nodded and said, "Yes, I'm just a complete scumbag." ”

As soon as the words came out, he felt that something was wrong, and he always felt that Mingyue seemed to be helping him scandalize his image and get rid of Tang Xuejian on the surface, but in fact he was scolding him, but it was not good to have a seizure at this time, otherwise he would have kicked this unicorn holy beast that was not doing his job a long time ago.

Qi Feng said in his heart, I have practiced myself like this, this Tang Xue saw that as long as his brain was normal, he should not be entangled anymore, right? It's a pity that he underestimated the other party's IQ, or brain hole.

Tang Xue did have some thoughts of giving up at the beginning, but after thinking about it, it was wrong, since the other party dared to come forward to save him, at least it proved that his heart was still kind, how could such a man be a shameless scumbag? And he looked so mediocre, there would not be a few girls like it at all!

I have to say that a woman who is in love or about to be in love will always involuntarily beautify the image of the person she loves. To be honest, most of the reason why Qi Feng came to save her was just because he was too idle in the forest, and as for whether he was a scumbag, it goes without saying.

Tang Xue saw it and said: "Haha! Brother Song, don't try to lie to me, I won't fall for you, you look so ordinary, you can't be a scumbag!"

Qi Feng was shocked like a rabbit, and said in his heart, what kind of logic is this Nima, think I'm ugly?

He glanced at Mingyue, and continued as if he had a good understanding of the convenience: "Don't judge the degree of a man's scum by his appearance, you don't know how chaotic his private life is, I don't dare to describe it too much to you, I'm afraid that I will be blocked by the Heavenly Dao!

Tang Xue saw that she seemed to have decided not to believe the words of the two, and said: "You don't have to find any more reasons, I have already decided that Brother Song will not change!"

Qi Feng is completely out of tricks, at this moment, it seems that he can only take thirty-six plans as a plan, hurry up and escape!

He glanced at Mingyue, and the Qixiu Basic Body Method was exerted to the extreme, only to see an afterimage flash, and the person was already a hundred meters away.

He ran for half an hour in a row before he gradually stopped, and then looked at Mingyue, who was tired like a dog, and said, "It can be regarded as getting rid of this eldest lady, and the happiness of the second half of his life is almost planted here." ”

Mingyue put away her long tongue and said, "Look at what's behind you?"

Qi Feng turned his head and looked at it, and he was startled: "You...... How did you catch up?"

Tang Xue playfully raised a bell in his hand and said: "This is the Immortal Treasure Queqiao Ling, which has no other function, but it can teleport to the person the user likes at any time, Brother Song, you can't hide." ”

Qi Feng looked at the woman in front of him, and instantly felt like walking on thin ice, as if he was on the edge of an abyss......