Chapter 044: The sorrow of the melon-eating masses
"Walk in?!How far is that?!!!" A beautiful face appeared in the car window, it was Ye Xiaodong's girlfriend Ouyang Linna.
Lin Ergou was stunned for a moment, scratched his head and said: "It's not far, if you go up the mountain, it will take more than an hour, and the mountain road is difficult to walk!"
When Ouyang Linna heard this, her little face suddenly became bitter, and she said to Ye Xiaodong: "Husband, do you want to go so far?Oh my God, I feel that I will be tired to death if I go up, and people won't go, okay?!"
"It's you who are shouting about it, and now it's you who can't say it's going to go, can't you really do anything?" Ye Xiaodong snorted angrily, "I'll compete with that little Taoist priest for a while, don't you care about me?"
"Cut, what's the concern?Husband, you're so strong, who can beat you?The ending is an ironclad thing!" Ouyang Linna said very flatteringly.
As soon as Lin Ergou heard this, he hurriedly came up and asked, "Listen to your tone, do you want to go up the mountain to find trouble with the Qingzhu Daoist?!"
Ouyang Linna said: "That's right, let's just go and beat that little Taoist, is there a problem????"
Lin Ergou blinked, and immediately said: "No problem, no problem, since that's the case, then I'll show you the way, drive that way, you can drive all the way over, and soon you will reach the foot of the mountain......
Seeing that Lin Ergou was actually pointing in the opposite direction just now, Ouyang Linna exclaimed in confusion: "Ah?!Didn't you just say that you were on the other side?!"
Lin Ergou laughed a few times: "I was wrong just now, if you don't believe it, you can ask other villagers ......."
The villagers who watched the excitement around all understood that the people in this convoy were not good people, but came to trouble Qingzhu.
Originally, when I heard Lin Ergou talking nonsense, some people wanted to stand up and explain, but at this time, they were all silent.
Then, no matter how Ye Xiaodong asked, everyone pointed in the same direction, the wrong direction.
The three of them became tigers, and Ye Xiaodong and the people from the Martial Arts Association behind them also believed it, so they kicked the accelerator and went in the opposite direction.
Lin Ergou raised his head and watched the convoy drive out of the village again, and then he snorted and said: "What the hell, you are still looking for trouble with our Qingzhu Dao Chief, get out of here, run to death your ......"
If you want to talk about Lin Ergou, since he went to Qingsong Temple once, he came back like a different person, getting up early and doing good deeds in the dark, whoever has something to do, he is willing to help, and he is also on call.
In the past, everyone in the village hated him, and everyone called him "Ergouzi", but now whoever mentions Lin Ergou is called "Xiaolin".
Lin Ergou also discovered this change, in the past, everyone looked at him with a little contempt, but now whoever sees him likes him from the bottom of his heart.
This made Lin Ergou very happy, he seemed to have discovered a secret, that is, if you are good to others, others will also be good to you.
Therefore, Lin Ergou thanked Qingzhu from the bottom of his heart and admired Qingzhu, which not only allowed him to quit drug addiction, but also made him a new person!!
Just now, when Lin Ergou heard that Ye Xiaodong wanted to go up the mountain with so many people to find trouble in Qingzhu, he couldn't stop it alone, but he could point in the wrong direction and make those annoying guys unable to go up Qingyun Peak.
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Ye Xiaodong drove, Ouyang Linna sat beside him, and President Jiang Yun sat behind him.
"Xiaodong, are you sure about this competition?!"
Hearing Jiang Yun's words, Ye Xiaodong suddenly laughed: "Hahaha, just a nobody, winning is inevitable, the focus is on how to win beautifully!!
"Yes, yes, my husband is the best!!" Ouyang Linna smiled.
"Okay, let's relax today, let's go on an outing!" Ye Xiaodong glanced back at Jiang Yun and said.
"Xiaodong, don't take the enemy lightly......" Jiang Yun shook his head helplessly.
"We can't be blamed for this today, if we want to blame that Han Bin, and that little Taoist priest," Ouyang Linna said angrily, "These scumbags want to be famous and want to go crazy, and come up with some tricks to deceive, my husband is not here to compete today, but to fight fakes, crack down on fakes, everyone is responsible!!"
"Okay, okay, I'll just say it, you little mouth is endless......" Jiang Yun sighed again speechlessly.
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Besides, on Qingyun Peak, the photography assistant ran back sweating profusely, and Su Liying finally put on a new pair of pants, skinny jeans, and looked even more slender and moving.
Then, Su Liying twisted her waist and walked to the door of Qingsongguan with a high spirit, she didn't believe it, Qingzhu dared to stop her this time? !
Seeing this, Qingzhu did not stop it, and he didn't bother to stop it.
Looking at the time, it was half past one in the afternoon, and Ye Xiaodong and the others hadn't come yet.
Qingzhu was already hungry, and he wondered if he should go to the kitchen to cook something to eat first.
Before Su Liying could go in, Cai Dongpo grabbed her and asked in a low voice: "Xiao Su, something is a little wrong, calculate the time, Ye Xiaodong and they should have arrived, why haven't they come yet?!!"
"Teacher Cai, what's the use of you asking me, why don't you call Ye Xiaodong?"
"Yes, yes, yes, look at my brain, when people are old, they don't have young people to reflect quickly......" Cai Dongpo took out his mobile phone and hurriedly called Ye Xiaodong.
As a result, there was an angry roar on the other side of the phone: "We have been here a long time ago, and we all blame those bastard villagers for pointing us the wrong way, and now we are climbing, and we are close to the top of the mountain......"
Cai Dongpo immediately understood what was going on when he heard it, and then smiled bitterly, but since Ye Xiaodong was here, he was relieved.
"Huh?!Look, someone is coming down the mountain!!" Su Liying stood on the big rock, looked into the distance, and saw a group of people rushing this way.
Soon, at the gate of Qingsong Temple, there were more and more people, and Qingzhu didn't know any of them.
Cai Dongpo seemed to know these people, and ran to those people to greet them.
From their words, Qingzhu seems to be able to hear that these people seem to be cultural people, what kind of painters, writers and poets, but their appearance is more obscene than the other......
Soon, Qingzhu found that the eyes of those people looked at him as if they were liars.
All kinds of provocative eyes were cast together, and Qingzhu was very unhappy to see.
So, Qingzhu left and simply went to eat in the kitchen in the backyard.
After eating something, Qingzhu sat in the kitchen for a while, and he heard why the sound of talking outside was getting louder and louder, and it was getting louder and more noisy?!
"Why are these guys so unqualified, they are too capable of making trouble, and they call themselves cultural people, it seems that they can't do it!!" Qingzhu had to kill it again.
As soon as he went out, Qingzhu suddenly became popular, and these so-called cultural people actually surrounded the ancient pine trees, pointing and pointing, and some were buttoning the bark, saying that they were taking it back to make medicinal wine.
Qingzhu was so angry that he hurriedly blocked in front of the pine tree and said loudly: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, all laymen, the Taoist Temple is a quiet place, if it is so noisy, please go out!!
"Hey, how can you talk as a little Taoist, if it weren't for Master Ye Xiaodong coming to your shabby place today to compete, even if you invite us, we won't come!!"
The person who spoke was a big pie face, with a pockmarked face, saying that he was a cultural person, Qingzhu felt blushing.
"That is, we are all well-known figures in the city, and we have come to your broken Taoist temple to give you a gold here, what a great honor, why are you still driving people away?" shouted to Qingzhu as the person who buttoned the most bark buttons.
"Little Taoist, don't mess with me, don't disturb our Yaxing, why don't you hurry up and make us some good tea, do you entertain guests like this?"
Qingzhu listened to these guys gossiping and chattering, and his heart was very hot, but it was not easy to attack.
However, he had an idea, turned away, and returned to the backyard.
Qingzhu saw the black bear holding the wind at the door, and lowered his voice and ordered: "Xiong, you are still more intimidating, hurry up and get out of the Taoist temple for me, and leave no !! any of them."
"Giggles, yes, go out and teach those pesky guys a lesson!!" said the hen too.
After Qingzhu finished speaking, he quietly returned to the front yard, and the man with a big cake face who had mocked Qingzhu before saw it and laughed: "Hehe, I said little Taoist, why are you back again, what about the tea?"
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, all lay people, are you sure you want to continue to make trouble here?If something happens in a while, don't blame Poor Dao for not reminding you......" Qingzhu suddenly said loudly.
Su Liying, Shi Gaofei, and Cai Dongpo peeked at Qingzhu, and seemed to see a trace of cunning light in Qingzhu's eyes.
Soon, they suddenly realized something, and the three of them hurriedly ran out of the Qingsong Temple.
Cai Dongpo even wanted to help Qingzhu persuade those people to come out together, but as a result, those fools didn't come out one by one.
Then, Qingzhu went back to the backyard, and as soon as he opened the door of the backyard, the big black bear walked out slowly, still holding a large broom in his hand.
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, I don't know anything, I don't see anything......" Qingzhu closed the door and muttered with his back against the wall.
The black bear began to wave the big broom in his hand, and swept it when he saw people, and after a while, Qingzhu heard the front yard, chickens flying and dogs jumping, howling and ghosts barking, so it was not lively.
"Oh my mother, where did the bear come from???!!!"
"Such a big bear, help???!!!"
"Oops, where's my shoes?!"
"Where's my pants...... My ass is so cold......"
"I'm dying, I'm going to die, help!!"
Half a minute later, Qingzhu walked out of the backyard with a smile on his face with a smile on his face.
At this time, the front yard was empty, and there was no one left.
However, several shoes and insoles fell from the floor, as well as a pair of torn pants.
Qingzhu shook his head and asked the black bear to sweep the garbage into a pile before throwing it out of the gate.
Cai Dongpo wanted to be a good old man, smiled bitterly at those panicked people, and said sympathetically: "Alas, I just advised you that you just didn't listen, now you know that it's amazing, you say, what's the trouble?!"
On the contrary, Shi Gaofei was very happy after seeing everyone embarrassed, he had suffered a lot before, he had been holding back his anger and had nowhere to vent, but now he saw that these people who ate melons were unlucky, but his heart was happy.