Wen Jiemei took the lyrics written by Song Yi in the past, and as soon as she saw that the song title was "The Door is Right", she immediately said: "Song Yi, you can't write this song title, it's obviously based on the theme of 'dung', you don't have the word dung in the song title, how can you lead the following lyrics? No, here you go, change the song name immediately!"

Song Yi took the lyric paper, thought about it, and changed the name of the song with a pen.

Lin Jing saw that the title of the song written by Song Yi was, "Stinky Dung and Poor Land", she smiled and said: "Song Yi's brain turned quite fast, and the song title was changed by brushing." Jiemei, let's read the lyrics. ”

The two saw that Song Yi wrote: "Stinky Dung and Poor Land"

There is a girl whose nickname is Stinky Big Dung, and she has not yet married after the late marriage age.

She has been on a blind date with dozens of boys, and she says none of them are her dream lovers.

Handsome boy, she is afraid that people will not be single-minded and will change their hearts,

Ugly boy, she looked at it and frowned and pouted.

Twisting the boy, she said that people are like eunuchs like girls,

Learned boy, she suspects that the etiquette of the family is too Sven.

The boy named Poor Land is calm and calm, and the two got married after falling in love for half a year.

The poor land said that since he married a stinky dung, his small life has been fragrant every day!

Lin Jing and Wen Jiemei looked at the lyrics and smiled, after reading it, Lin Jing said: "Song Yi, this makes you let go of nonsense, you are really fancy, you are talented, qualified!

Song Yi said: "If it wasn't for the two of you forcing me, how could I utter such stinky words, Gegegege!"

"Don't say that, I really envy your pen, this girl named Stinky. Wen Jiemei said, "Although she was picky and selective when she went on a blind date, she finally found a wishful husband." She was afraid that Lin Jing would find her words, so she quickly changed the topic and said, "Lin Jing, it's up to you." ”

Lin Jing hurriedly unfolded the lyric paper she had written.

Song Yi said: "Jiemei, come and see, let me read it." ”

The two Lin Jing wrote: "Shell Lang and Dung Ni"

He wears a golden flower on his head and a steel fork in his hand, and he has bronze wings in his armpits and wears iron armor.

He can take off in an instant, and he has a wonderful magic method that instantly enters the ground.

His cactus made Dan ancestral kung fu great, and he flew thousands of miles at night to inspect thousands of homes.

Ah, beautiful dung beetles, good man, the patio courtyard is your hometown.

You are skilled and physically strong, and you have traveled in the south and the north of the country.

That day you suddenly had the beautiful desire to go out,

You are free to move freely and come to the side of the road at will.

You accidentally met dung on the road, you smelled the fragrance,

You nodded, thought about it, and made up your mind to move forward!

You hugged the with both arms, she had nowhere to hide her shame and panic,

You hug the dung ni into your patio and make you a bride!

Ah, pretty dung, good-looking bride, your face is round and shiny.

The groom looks at the bride and the bride looks strong for the groom.

He felt smooth when he saw her, and the two of them hugged each other into the cave room.

The groom kisses the beautiful bride and feels refreshed and refreshed.

The groom holds the bride and shakes it, kisses it, licks his lips and tastes it,

The groom of the shell is boasting about the jade body of the dung bride, so fragrant!

Song Yi smiled, and even Lin Jing smiled very well. After reading it, the three girls looked at the lyrics again, and they laughed one by one.

Wen Jiemei smiled and said, "The shell lang licked the dung! Hey, hey, wow, it stinks, it stinks!"

"What a stinky, you're a dung girl!" Lin Jing said to Wen Jiemei, "Who told you to lick the?" Or who asked you to be the bride of the shell lang? What are you doing like that!"

Lin Jing was afraid that Wen Jiemei would not let her go, so she quickly finished speaking and hid to the side. Wen Jiemei said "Bah!", and chased after Lin Jing.

Song Yi stepped up on the side and said, "Jiemei, don't bother, Dung Ni is Yani!" She was also afraid that Lin Jing would beat her, so she hid to the side after she finished speaking.

Lin Jing went to chase Song Yi again, and the three girls were running, dancing, and laughing and chatting in the East Garden.

Song Yi ran for a while, feeling a little thirsty, she also wanted to go to the east wing to see Qin Zixi, she said, "You two don't chase, you'll sweat when you run around." I kind of want to drink water, I'll go to the West Courtyard to drink some water and come over, any of you drink water, come with me. ”

Lin Jing shook her hand and said that she was not thirsty, Wen Jiemei also said that she was not thirsty, and Song Yi went to the West Mansion by herself.

Lin Jing and Wen Jiemei returned to the pavilion, the two sat down, and Wen Jiemei suddenly remembered two little things she wanted to say to Lin Jing. She said: "Lin Jing, I still have two things that are not secrets, but when I think about them, I think they are very interesting, and I want to tell you." ”

"As long as you think it's interesting, I'm sure I'm willing to listen, say, I'll listen. Lin Jing said.

Wen Jiemei said: "Some time ago, my matchmaker luck came, and two people actually told me about matchmaking. Now, when I think about it, I feel a little funny and want to laugh.

"The first person to tell me about matchmaking was one of my elementary school classmates. I know that her family is very wealthy, her father and mother are high-ranking people, and the family's new house is very large.

"At that time, she didn't tell me anything in advance, only told me to go to her house with her. Classmates, I don't often meet, so I'll go there. But I didn't know that she was introducing me to someone.

"One day at noon, she took me to her house, and as soon as I entered her living room, her whole family was in the hall, like they were all waiting for me, watching me. I didn't know what to say, but I noticed that her mother gave her second brother a look and asked her second brother to bring me tea. Her second brother just smiled at me and didn't bring me tea.

"I don't know her family, I think her eldest brother is very handsome, her second brother, I look even more handsome! His second brother is wearing a police uniform, wow, that figure, that head, that look, that's handsome! It's cool! He kept looking at me and smiling at me.

"I didn't know what to do, and my classmate pulled me to see her second brother's paintings. Lin Jing, her second brother is only two years older than us, and if he wants me to see his paintings, he is almost catching up with Xiaowen's paintings!

"When my classmates took me out on the street, she asked me, 'Do you think my eldest brother is handsome, or is my second brother handsome?' I didn't think anything about it, so I said that her second brother was handsome.

"Who knows, she immediately said: 'I have already agreed with the people in my family that you will come to my house to let you see my second brother. Just now, my second brother has taken a fancy to you and recognized you. If you say that my second brother is okay, go, turn back, and this matter will be settled today. ’

"Lin Jing, you don't know, I was so ashamed at that time, my face was so hot! I usually joke with you, and I don't feel anything, when it comes to serious things, I, I, I really can't cope with this!"

Lin Jing hurriedly said, "Tell me quickly, did you agree?"

"No, a living person, how could it be, I pushed it at that time. However, now that I think about it, it's a pity to push it. ”

Lin Jing said, "Do you regret it?"

Wen Jiemei said: "Don't talk about him, I'll tell you the second thing." In this case, the neighbor's eldest sister told me about a neighbor of her mother-in-law's house, and asked me to meet it.

"I said I was too young to be in the mood to see me. My mother said that I, at your age, you should also find your in-laws. Find a partner, some people talk about it for a few years, don't delay. I had no choice but to listen to my mother.

The neighbor's eldest sister said that the boy's personal conditions were very good, and he looked like one in a thousand. The family conditions are also very good, the parents are university teachers, and the boy came back from joining the army to work in a big factory. The eldest sister was afraid that the boy would be chased by other girls, so she asked me to meet him immediately.

"I was afraid that my mother would be awkward, so I agreed to go to the neighbor's eldest sister's house to meet, that is, the eldest sister's house. I went to my eldest sister's house first. Not long after, a young man entered the door of his eldest sister's house. I looked up, and wow, the hair was combed all the way through, it was a fly that couldn't even slip up on crutches!

"When I looked again, he was dressed in gray. The top was small and crumpled. The trouser legs of his pants are very wide, just this, the knee of the pants, as if he has squatted ten thousand times, and there is one on the trouser leg on both sides, which is a big virtual cloth bubble on the top of the knee. When I looked at his pants again, they were covered in patches of oil.

"I was a little disgusted, and I saw the black light grass velvet shoes he was wearing, and the shoes and the exposed soles were all oil-stained!

"I heard him say, 'Come here.' I thought he was saying it to me. I thought about him for the first time, and he was so disrespectful, I didn't want to pay attention to him, and I didn't say anything. When I looked at the eldest sister, the eldest sister looked annoyed and stared at him.

I turned my face to him and saw his face. Oh, this face is too beautiful for a man! This is not what the eldest sister said, one in a thousand. This beautiful man's face is one in a million! I don't realize that when I look at his clothes again, my interest is all over! I only hear him speak very funny, and he is the kind of person I like. But it's time for me to go to work, I got up.

"Two weeks later, the eldest sister saw me and said, 'You didn't listen to me at that time, and you said you didn't agree. His boss's daughter had been chasing him for a long time, and he had always disagreed. He approached me a few times and asked me to persuade you to agree to meet him again. If you still don't agree, he says he'll chase you.

"You, you just don't go to see him. Now, there was nothing he could do. He didn't dare to offend his boss, so he fell in love with his boss's daughter. ’

"The eldest sister also said: 'He went to my house to meet you that day, and he listened to a group of friends. said that today's girls look at people in clothes and hats, not at the essence of people. His hair was combed by his friends. He wore the clothes, the shoes, which his friends had brought to him from the workshop master. ’

"I listened to my eldest sister's words, and I regretted it all at once, I really had no choice. I think he just doesn't want his boss's daughter anymore, so he also talked to that girl, and it's too late for me to regret it. It also occurred to me that if the girl could catch up with him, she must not be a weak woman.

"When I went to work in the factory the morning before yesterday, I saw him on the road. He was dressed in a stylish outfit and rode a new Phoenix bike. When he saw me, his unstoppable surprise was all on his face. I saw that he was going to talk to me, and my face burned so badly.

"At that moment, I suddenly thought of one thing: a neighbor girl of mine who was talking about a boy who had a girlfriend. As soon as I thought about it, I didn't talk to the boy, and I pedaled out and walked away. I don't want that tigress who hasn't turned positive to dig out her face!"

Wen Jiemei stopped, and Lin Jingcai said: "Even if you are smart, girls just can't stir up in that unclear mess." This also shows that the boy is not yours, and if he is really yours, he will not have another girlfriend. ”

While the two were talking, Song Yi came over from the West House, and the three girls talked again.