Chapter 207 The watermelon is not ripe
Count odd and even numbers, odd numbers go, even numbers stay.
Although things are a little unreliable, it is also a good way to boost morale when you are at the end of your rope.
The spirit monkey, as he spoke, poured the peaches that were going to be given to Wang Tianan as a teacher worship and counted them on the ground.
“1、2、3……”
The spirit monkey saw that it was a singular number, and plucked a peach from the trunk under his buttocks with one hand, and after deceiving himself to fill the number, he began to count again.
“1、2、3……”
When the spirit monkey counted to three again, he felt sorry for his conscience and Wang Tianan's weight by doing so, so he reached out and knocked out the peaches he had picked to fill the number, and counted them again.
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Outside Jinxia Cave, Yang Jian had already burned the temperature of the purple sand kiln.
He stretched out his hand to approach the purple sand kiln and kept a certain distance from the purple sand kiln to feel the temperature.
Use a branch to open the kiln door, and pick the large purple sand teapot that has been dried and shaped into the purple sand kiln for final firing.
And Wang Tianan, who saw this scene, turned his head back to the cave and prepared to teach Yang Jian's immortal arts.
He visualized the mountains before entering the cave, and sighed in his heart, it seems that the spirit monkey has no master-apprentice fate with him after all.
Seriously, Wang Tianan actually likes that cute and smart spirit monkey. But people don't want to recognize themselves as masters, and they can't force themselves.
Returning, Wang Tianxin in the cave couldn't calm down, in fact, his heart wanted to take the monkey to this weird and rude world.
No matter how good he thought, it was useless! The spirit monkey had already abandoned him.
Wang Tianan sat at the tea table and brought himself a cup of fairy tea to taste the tea. I heard a hearty call from outside the cave: "Senior Brother Yuding, Senior Brother Yuding!"
Wang Tianan, who was already a little angry, stretched out his hand to lift the demon slashing knife, and walked towards the cave door, he wanted to see which one of the non-long-eyed people was bothering him.
"Senior Brother Yuding!" As soon as Wang Tianan came out of the cave door, he saw a big liar with a lewd smile on his face appear in front of him.
"Report your name!" Wang Tianan stretched out his hand and put the demon slaying knife on the neck of the big fat man.
"Senior brother, why don't you play with a good fan, how can you play with a watermelon knife!" said the big fat man with a smile, and his big belly rose and fell with his words.
"Who is it!!" Wang Tian'an used the demon slashing knife in his hand, and the big fat man who felt the oppression hurriedly put away his smiling face and said, "What do you see you are doing? I, Taiyi Zhenren!"
Who did Wang Tianan think it was? I didn't expect it to be a big fat man in Taiyi.
"What's the matter?" Wang Tianan didn't give the uninvited Taiyi Zhenren a good look.
"Senior brother, I recently accepted a new female apprentice, I heard her say that I gave you a little holiday here before, and I specially came to reconcile. Taiyi Zhenren waved the dust in his hand, and a sincere smile appeared on his face.
"Which girl is warming the bed you are talking about? If you want to accept it, how can I stop it? Besides, who to accept as an apprentice is also a family matter of the junior brother, and it has nothing to do with me. Wang Tianan said and glanced at Yang Chan, hiding behind Taiyi Zhenren.
Yang Chan and Wang Tianan looked at each other, and the whole person was instantly stunned! Although she found Taiyi Zhenren as a backer, she had also seen Wang Tianan's toughness.
"Senior brother, you're not bored! I'm bringing her here to resolve the grievances between you, not to intensify the contradictions. "Taiyi Zhenren knew as soon as he saw Wang Tianan's appearance that he couldn't be eased at all.
"I'm not bored? Or are you humiliating me with this maid who warms my bed, I can't even control my own people, so I run to take refuge in you!" As soon as Wang Tian'an spoke, Taiyi's really angry big hand slapped his brain. When he came, he had calculated everything, but he forgot to ask Yang Chan what he had with Wang Tianan before! Now he is in a dilemma.
If he dares to open his mouth again, he estimates that this watermelon knife is not as simple as hanging it around his neck!
"Senior brother, don't get excited, let's put down the watermelon knife first, let's go in and have a good chat! I haven't been here with you for a long time, so take advantage of the opportunity to visit your feng shui treasure." After Taiyi Zhenren finished speaking, he was about to go to Jinxia Cave, and was directly stabbed in front of him by Wang Tianan, and he was so frightened that he stopped moving forward.
"Senior brother, what are you doing here! Didn't I say it? Let's not mention her, isn't it good to go in and chat and drink tea? Why are you going to have to dance with knives and guns, and it hurts the harmony between the brothers and sisters!"
"Did I hurt the harmony between our brothers and sisters?" It seems to be you!" After Wang Tianan finished speaking, Taiyi Zhenren slapped Wang Tianan's arm with his hand, and said with a smile: "Look at it, why are you so careful? Didn't I see that she is a good seedling of cultivation, didn't I just come to discuss it with you? I didn't expect you to be angry!" Taiyi Zhenren said, dragging Yang Chan, who was hiding behind him, to Wang Tianan and explaining.
"Oh! The root bone is good, and she is a good seedling for cultivation! Yes! The girl who warms my bed is a good seedling, and after making you a girl in the room, she changed her life against the sky! You didn't come to me to discuss this matter, did you! You came to ridicule me for being such a beautiful girl who was willing to let go, she was blind!" Wang Tianan said imposingly.
"What's the matter, senior brother, how can you talk nonsense? Am I a bird or beast like a sleeping female apprentice?" Taiyi Zhenren patted his big belly and said.
"Yes, you are not a bird or a beast, you are a religion and a beast. After Wang Tianan finished speaking, Taiyi's really popular lips turned purple! I just came to mediate a matter, why did it come to such a situation?
What ulterior secrets happened between this girl and Yuding Zhenren, which made Yuding Zhenren's temperament change greatly. For a while, Taiyi Zhenren was confused. I don't even feel like I know the real person of Yuding.
"Senior brother, what are you talking nonsense! If you really don't believe it, she and I are innocent, you can take him into the cave and test her body!" Taiyi Zhenren was also frightened by Wang Tianan's nonsense ability!
When Yang Chan heard this, a hygienic eye was rewarded to Taiyi Zhenren. She thought that if she found Taiyi Zhenren as a backer, she would be able to let Wang Tianan accept her brother Yang Jian as an apprentice. Unexpectedly, he ended up with a result that Wang Tianan took to the cave to verify his true body.
She is now completely dead to Taiyi Zhenren, a guy who can't even protect her apprentices and makes people bully, and she is not worthy of being her Yang Chan's master.
"Count you as acquaintances!" Wang Tianan hugged Yang Chan with one hand, patted Taiyi Zhenren's belly with the other, and then said: "Otherwise, let you know whether your watermelon is ripe or not." ”