[005] Bai Juyi was reborn

"Didn't you hear, go out and stand, and write twenty times tomorrow!" Maitreya Zhang unscrupulously criticized this kind of poor student, in his opinion, a student like Ling Xiaotong, whether he goes to class or not, is that shabby.

Lang Lang rang out.

""Song of Long Hatred", Bai Juyi, the word Lotte, the number Xiangshan Layman!" Ling Xiaotong glanced at it, and in the surprise of the whole class, he recited this long fu: "The Han Emperor is heavy on color and thinks about the country, and Yuyu has been unable to ask for it for many years. The Yang family has a girl who has just grown up, and she is raised in the deep boudoir. It is difficult to give up the natural beauty, and once chose the king's side. Looking back and smiling, the six palaces have no color...... The parting words are re-sent, and there is an oath in the words. On the seventh day of the seventh month, when no one whispered in the middle of the night. In heaven I wish to be a winged bird, and on earth I wish to be a branch. The days are long and the days are endless, and this hatred lasts forever - no time!!"

Quiescence.

The classroom was quite silent!

This long fu is sixty sentences, eight hundred and forty words, even Su Xiyi, who has the best grades in the class, can't memorize it at a glance, and can recite it so fluently, word for word, at least three or five times by heart! Su Xiyi was directly impressed by Ling Xiaotong, this is more powerful than never forgetting, and you have to read it again, Ling Xiaotong for a few seconds!

Maitreya Zhang, who was waiting to see his jokes, was so shocked that he couldn't close his jaw, and he had to admit that this was the most talented student he had ever seen!

This is also great, Ling Xiaotong's heart is almost refreshed, this, if all the textbooks are "photographed" like this, then why is the college entrance examination afraid? How difficult is the college entrance examination! Lao Tzu will directly become a genius!

"You, have you memorized it before?" Teacher Zhang obviously couldn't accept such a bad student, who could have the ability to never forget.

"Uh-huh! Teacher Zhang, I'm changing my face now, didn't you say that the prodigal son will not change his money, and he will return to his hometown to be a sage. I call this turning back to the shore, and studying hard every day. "Ling Xiaotong doesn't want to pretend to be like that here. He still understands a little bit about being a low-key person and dealing with things in a high-profile manner.

Ling Xiaotong pinched each other and talked nonsense, and fools could see it, if he could really turn back and return to his hometown to be a sage, then it was really a sow who could speak English!

The whole class of students in the classroom looked at Ling Xiaotong alone, silent.

"Day! Bai Juyi was reborn, right?" Kang Qiao, who was standing in the corner of the back row of the classroom, was even more dumbfounded.

While the whole class was shocked, Ling Xiaotong asked Maitreya Zhang very embarrassedly, "Teacher Zhang, can I sit down now?"

Maitreya came to his senses, nodded stunned, and then pointed to Kangqiao, who was standing behind, and said, "You, go out and stand, and finish copying twenty times tomorrow." If you can't finish copying, you won't have to come back to Chinese classes in the future. ”

After getting the order, Kangqiao walked out of the classroom directly, so Lao Tzu was not angry here, and went to Feichen's Internet café to play WOW!

Maitreya Zhang didn't continue to ask questions, and went directly to class! Could it be that this poem is so simple that even Ling Xiaotong can recite it, so who else in this class can't memorize it?

Many years after Ling Xiaotong graduated, Teacher Zhang would use this allusion to tell the poor students that in fact, they were only one step away from geniuses. However, most of the students should listen to a story, laugh it off, and never forget it? It is a legend in the martial arts of the old man Jin. In reality, it's just a joke!

Ling Xiaotong's class is even more colorful, a book makes him click, click, and take a picture in one breath, and his head is like that 3D picture, he can find any one he wants, this is not better than those unforgettable Divine Pupil Ox Forks?

All the ancient texts are stored in it, Ling Xiaotong's composition is not bad, and he also uses the pen name 'Pen Fairy is sleepwalking', and has published a novel of more than 1.2 million words on the novel network, and it is not difficult to mix 130 points in the college entrance examination.

English Ling Xiaotong has some foundation in junior high school, and he should be able to improve a lot with his strength, and in addition, all these words can be stored and memorized, at least he can pass the test.

With just this eye, you can easily get a perfect score! College is not a dream!

It's just that mathematics is the only thing left, which is not easy to do, and I don't know if there are any majors that don't require high requirements for mathematics......

The bell rang after class, and as soon as Teacher Zhang walked out of the classroom, Su Xiyi rushed to Ling Xiaotong's desk.

"How did you do that?" Su Xiyi used to be Ling Xiaotong's classmate in junior high school, and Ling Xiaotong was still a good boy with excellent character and learning at that time, and her results in the high school entrance examination were not much worse than her. Although Ling Xiaotong has become like this now, she doesn't regard him as a gangster like Kangqiao.

"I'm not saying it, I'm a prodigal son, and I don't change my money, and I return to my hometown to be a sage. I study late at night every day, isn't it just a "Long Hate Song", he is "Super Long Hate Song" and I also memorize it. Ling Xiaotong grinned and smiled, it is better to be an honor student, even Su Xiyi was impressed by him.

"Don't lie to me, you obviously don't know which textbook "Song of Long Hatred" is in! 100% you just memorized it. Su Xiyi glared at Ling Xiaotong: "What is a good way to learn, let's talk to everyone, what's wrong!" Ling Xiaotong, selfishness is not a good thing!"

Ling Xiaotong smiled bitterly: Sharing? Is it possible to let everyone go for laser myopia surgery, and then pull the electric brake down when they are halfway done? !

It took the boss's strength to tell Su Xiyi, which is a relatively complete lie.

What to say, he has been taught by his grandfather since he was a child to recite more ancient Chinese and poetry, which will help him cultivate himself, so this "Song of Long Hatred" was memorized by him when he was a child, and he has an impression after a few glances!

Unexpectedly, such loopholes were true, and in the end Su Xiyi accepted them.

You must know that Ling Xiaotong's grandfather is an authentic little farmer in the forties, who can't even write his own name, and what kind of poetry and songs do he talk about!

"Unexpectedly, your grandfather was still such a great man, in the sixties, the rebels made a big fuss, and the intellectuals were called stinky old nine, and they suffered day and night. I guess your grandfather has also suffered a lot, right?" Su Xiyi couldn't help but sigh.

"What do you mean by Stinky Lao Jiu?" Ling Xiaotong asked tremblingly, he hadn't studied his recent history well, and he didn't know what happened in the sixties. When it comes to history, Ling Xiaotong also knows the part of the fight against the Japanese devils, and he realized it in the tunnel war and the little soldier Zhang Gali, yes, there is also a railway guerrilla war.

"One official, two officials, three monks, four monks, five doctors, six workers, seven craftsmen, eight prostitutes, nine Confucians, and ten beggars. Su Xiyi really has a wide range of knowledge, and Ling Xiaotong, who listened, was stunned: "This can be traced back to the distinction of status and hierarchy in ancient times, and Jiu Confucianism refers to intellectuals." In the Yuan Dynasty, the status of prostitutes was not as high. ”

"What are prostitutes for?" Ling Xiaotong pretended to be stupid.

"It's a prostitute...... Why don't you pretend you don't understand!" Su Xiyi realized that this guy must understand, so she couldn't help but slap him on the shoulder, turned his head and left: "You really can't spit out ivory!"

Ling Xiaotong looked at Su Xiyi's departing back, and snapped violently, he became a soldier after graduation, these photos are all his good memories in the future.

Isn't it that you have just decided to take the university entrance examination, and if you have these eyes, what are you afraid of? However, if you can't get up in math, you won't have a chance to be admitted to a university like Su Xiyi.

Ling Xiaotong directly planned the university that Su Xiyi was going to take the exam to Tsinghua University, Peking University, Chinese politics and law, and the like. And he is just opportunistic, and it is difficult to say that he can mix with a second-class undergraduate, right? If you can't get it or three books? Then don't even think about it, the tuition fee is 10,000 or 20,000 yuan a year, and his family can't afford to kill him.

As everyone knows, if he can be admitted, even if it is three books, his parents will provide for him by smashing pots and selling iron!