Chapter 215: I Stole Your Man
Wristwatch?
Lin Bao raised his arm in shock, and there was a hole in the wrist of the night suit, and the place where the female snitch kicked just now happened to be on the watch.
Nima ......
The watch given by the old man is organized?
I was shown off by my husband again?
"I'm sorry...... Where did you hurt? ”
"Don't come here. ”
"I didn't mean to. Probably injured her leg, Lin Bao ignored her objections and carried her to the next floor to avoid the light rain.
As a result, the female snitch showed her cat's claws and grabbed him directly by the throat.
"If I really wanted to plot against you, I would have done it earlier, would I still need to catch your cat, don't say far, I've been fighting with you according to the rules for the past three days, do you think I'm such a person. ”
She let go of her hand and snorted coldly, "What the hell is going on then." ”
Lin Bao put her on the ground and generously took off his watch, "Look, someone else gave it, I don't know." ”
The female snitch looked at it for a while, and probably understood, there was a hidden weapon in the watch, a trigger device, and her kick had just triggered the mechanism, which directly injured her leg.
"Is the wound serious? I'll take you to the hospital. ”
"Don't go. ”
"You want to be lame?"
She tore open her pants with her cat's claws, revealing her long white legs, and Lin Bao took out the medical bag she was carrying, which Xie Anqi was wearing on her suit.
After the light was turned on, it was found that it was the side of the calf, which was pierced by something, the wound was very painful, but the position was not serious, and there was no injury to the muscles and bones, Lin Bao immediately bandaged her to stop the bleeding, and the action was extremely skillful.
During the whole process, the two did not say a word, until the bandaging was completed.
The female snitch spoke, "You used to get hurt a lot?"
"Well, skilled. Lin Bao asked rhetorically: "You can also bear it, you don't cry out that it hurts." ”
"Practicing this body of kung fu, stumbling is commonplace, and I am used to it. ”
At this time, the little black cat jumped on Lin Bao obediently, stretched out his tongue and began to lick his face, he smiled and held the cat in his arms, it meowed, and ran to the owner's side.
The female snitch was surprised that after such a while, her cat was actually familiar with Lin Bao.
A kitten, flowing back and forth between the two, also made the tense and antagonistic atmosphere easily resolved, who can refuse a cute little animal.
"Lin Bao, you won. She hugged the kitten in her arms, her tone calm.
"If you go best-of-three, you've won two. ”
"This is what I'm good at, and it's already a failure for me to be forced so embarrassed by you. She smiled calmly, pulled out a cigarette out of nowhere, and took a puff without lighting it.
It was an e-cigarette, and the thick aroma spread, relieving the pain in her leg.
"In your business, a leg injury is a big taboo, I'll take you to the hospital. ”
"I don't like hospitals. But she was very surprised, Lin Bao thought about her so much, because he respected the thief?
"What if there are really sequelae. ”
"That's not my fate, my master is also a cripple. She said it lightly, remembering the lame scoundrel who sold counterfeit medicines.
Lin Bao was stunned when he heard this, how can a cripple teach a snitch with such a flexible body?
The female snitch smoked a cigarette, "Meaningful, a lame man taught me how to walk on the wall, but he died two years ago, and I only found out last month." ”
Lin Bao has already laid out the ground so that she can have a good rest, and the building that has not yet been repaired is completely hollowed out, and the two of them can sit here and look up at the night view of the city.
"Lin Bao, you've learned to steal, right? ”
"You can see it. ”
"Why didn't you enter the industry, is it fun to be someone's son-in-law?" her tone returned to a brisk tone, and Lin Bao realized that when she spoke before, she deliberately changed her voice and became low and mature.
This female snitch doesn't seem to be very old.
"Door-to-door son-in-law, it's definitely not as fun as being a thief, but what I want is peace, and I'd rather live a mediocre and boring life. ”
"It's really disappointing to me that a man who makes me so embarrassed is willing to be mediocre. "Her real voice is more girly, like a playful child.
"What about you, where's the fun? ”
"Some people are born willing to live in danger, and I never do things for money, but for ...... Tease. She smiled briskly.
Lin Bao was stunned for a moment, "Isn't it to steal people's most precious things?"
"Yes, but why steal? I don't enjoy the process of stealing, but the result, the person who is teased, loses not only precious things, maybe dignity, maybe pain, maybe pride, I steal all kinds of human feelings, stealing tangible things, how boring, stealing the intangible things, is the biggest challenge. ”
Stealing the intangible......
Lin Bao opened his eyes, what is the realm.
This is simply a female thief, stealing everything out of philosophy.
"It's a pity...... I lost to you once. She pouted, slightly regretful, "A man who is more cunning than me, you are the first, and you are very suitable to be a thief." ”
"No, no, no, I'd better be an ordinary person. ”
"Hey, praise you, you're not satisfied?"
"Thank you then......"
"What do you think?"
Lin Bao knew that this kind of weirdo, if he didn't talk to her, he couldn't hand over the account book honestly, and said frankly: "Your game attitude is stealing, and my game attitude is a weakness." ”
"Weakness?"
That's right, to kill people and punish the heart, you have to hit the weakness.
"Both of us have practiced, you should know that in order to knock down quickly, you have to attack people's weaknesses and defeat people, and this is the same reason, I want to win you, I have to find your weaknesses, so I found a kitten, and I just used it today. ”
"That's a lot of tricks. She protected the little black cat, a little disgusted.
"Yes, we don't have the same scope of expertise. ”
"If I don't give you the ledger, will you kill my cat?"
"No, if you don't want to give it, it's useless for me to kill your whole family. ”
She giggled, the biggest advantage of a poor mouth is that it is easy to make people laugh, this time, not in vain, she met a weirdo like her.
And he is hiding his specialness, and even wants to blend in with mediocrity.
"I see that you have been looking for me for three nights in a row, are you in a hurry to leave? Lin Bao asked her tentatively, because she wanted to mention the account book, this thing must be taken back, and she can't be handed over to Xu Linfeng.
"I'm in one place and won't stay long. ”
"I've been staying for a long time, I'm worried about getting into trouble, right? "Thieves, wandering to commit crimes.
"It's that if I stay for a long time, I'll be lazy, just like this little guy. She touched the little black cat as if she were a cat-like woman, "And I'm not a person who likes to be stable." ”
"That's right, there are too many people who die in a hospital bed in their lives, so let's change the way of death. ”
"Crow's beak. ”
She looked at the light rain outside, and began to like the city very much, the prosperity was not attractive to her, but just left, she always felt that something was missing.
Then she looked at Lin Bao and finally knew what was missing.
Lost to him.
She is not a person who is eager to win, but this is the first time she has lost to others, and she is inevitably a little unconvinced, and the way to lose is not inferior to others, but ...... Not as smart as him?
This was unacceptable to her.
It's as if the pride of the female snitch has been stolen. The thief finally lost something.
Thinking of this, she couldn't accept it, she had always stolen from others, and now she had fallen for her own moves.
"Uh...... That account book is of no use to you, if you want money, my boss will give it to you, more than Xu Linfeng will give you. Lin Bao had no choice but to take the initiative to mention it.
"Your boss?" she rolled her eyes, "It's your wife, I know you're a fake son-in-law." ”
"You're pretty thorough, yes, she's my boss. ”
The female snitch had a flash of inspiration, and a smile quietly hung on the corner of her mouth, "The account book can be given to you, but I am not happy to lose, I want to win back." ”
"You still want to play a game? But your leg hurts. ”
She ignored Lin Bao's words, "Just continue tonight's gamble, you stole my cat, then I will also steal your most important thing." ”
"Me?"
"You are the son-in-law of the door, and this identity is the most important thing for you. She slowly approached Lin Bao, "And the identity of the redundant, what I am most afraid of is that the matter of you stealing food will be exposed and you will lose your identity, thank you for the reminder, I have found your weakness." ”
"......" Lin Bao was stunned, thinking that the East Window incident had happened, but the next second, he was stunned.
The cat's paws suddenly shone out, swishing through his crotch.
"You steal my cat, then I steal your man. ”