"No, killing pigs is still the old way. ”

"Do you want to make the first cut?"

"Come on, everybody will. Liu Zhuangshi held his hands and watched others disembowel the pig, the blood had already been drained, which was a pity.

The whole body of the pig is a treasure, all useful, although it is the middle of the night, but the whole village has come, everyone is like a festival.

Su Youtian also looked at it with a smile, killing pigs is still relatively common in the army, but in the countryside, this is all once a year.

"It would be better if you raised it yourself. He whispered, there was no girl in the crowd, and the child must be taking care of his sister.

The pig was disemboweled, and a large bucket below was followed by internal organs, Huang Min pointed to the pig's intestines and asked Liu Zhuangshi:

"Can that be washed with a water gun?"

"Of course..."

Liu Zhuangshi actually didn't try it, it was only a day after the things arrived, and he didn't have time to do the experiment.

Wild boars eat very miscellaneous things, the intestines are very fishy, and I don't know what it is.

The intestines are delicious, but if they are not cleaned, the people who eat them will scold their mothers.

Na Ah Quan took a knife to cut off the pig's intestines, and Liu Zhuangshi skillfully stabbed the water gun into the duodenum.

The pork intestine was slippery, and Liu Zhuangshi turned around and shouted: "Arita, bring that metal glove." ”

Hearing Liu Zhuangshi shout like this, everyone is curious again, metal gloves!

What's that?

Su Youtian went to get the gloves and touched them one by one for everyone first, which seemed to be hard and soft.

"This can grab a knife with your bare hands?"

"That little dragon girl's glove?"

"This... It's all made of steel wire. ”

"This one, it's a glove. ”

Liu Zhuangshi put on his gloves and pinched the pig intestines on the water gun with one hand, "It won't slip, and I'm not afraid of the knife cutting my hand, now I use it to pinch it, and I won't let it go." ”

"Come, pull out this bowel. We flush the dirty stuff straight into the ditch. ”

Liu Zhuangshi gave the order, and immediately three children took the initiative to pull up their intestines and go to the ditch, and there was a ditch next to the threshing floor.

The pig's intestines are so long, like a big leather tube.

Liu Zhuang is really at one end, a few children at the other end, and the masses on both sides.

"Come on, it's on!" Liu Zhuangshi pressed the switch to the maximum, and his hand was tightly grasping his head.

As the water flows into the intestines, the intestines begin to straighten, harden and grow larger as if they were inflated.

The onlookers widened their eyes and began to clap their hands and cheer.

Yes!

One of the most recent children exclaimed and took his hand away.

Immediately after that, the other three also got rid of it.

The intestines slid to the ground, all began to swell, and then writhed on the ground as if they had come to life.

Everyone was in a mess and hid from the live snake-like pig intestines.

Some people want to catch it, some people want to step on it with their feet but they slip, and the intestines have begun to squirt out pig feces.

Then I saw the other end of the large intestine raise its head like a giant python, and countless pig feces spewed out from the snake's mouth to the sky, like rain all over the sky.

"Stop, stop!"

"Guanguanguan!"

In the chaos, someone fell on the pig's intestines, Liu Zhuangshi's mind was completely confused, and before he could figure out what was going on, something smelly and sticky had already fallen on his body and hair.

Then his hand slipped, and the pig's intestines flew out, and his body was full of dirty water, and the water gun was still pouring out of the water column.

The air was full of stench.

He quickly turned off the water gun.

Everyone was stunned and looked at each other, some people had sticky on their faces, some people had large pieces of on their bodies, but fortunately, no one was hurt.

It was still screaming just now, followed by laughter and joy.

Someone grabbed the few children who were helping just now and slapped them on the head: "Hit the street!"

The children shouted aggrievedly, "I didn't hold it if it was too slippery." ”

"Then squad leader Liu, you hurry up and wash and sleep, let's come here. ”

"It doesn't matter, I'll have to cook for a while. ”

"It's okay, there are a few good cooks in our village. Huang Min said, and called out a few people from the crowd, "These are all of them." ”

"Oh?" Liu Zhuangshi looked at these people with pig on their heads and faces.

"Really, I also went to Huacheng as a runner back then,"

One of the men looked at Jiang Wei over there, "Two years ago, the little devils came to our country to shoot and cook, and they used that kind of machine. ”

Jiang Wei was wiping a little on the camcorder with his sleeve, so he quickly wiped it with his sleeve, don't break the machine.

Liu Zhuangshi turned his head to look at him, thinking that it was over, if this noodle was taken back, it was estimated that he would be laughed at for a lifetime.

"Okay, come along. ”

Everyone dispersed and went to bathe, and the rest simply took off their clothes, and their own women's houses took them to wash, and there was a river on this side.

The sky was slightly bright, the aroma of pork was billowing in the air, and six large earthen stoves were built in front of the auditorium, on which were placed large iron pots more than a meter wide, and the boiling water in them turned into white soup.

The two wild boars have been turned into pieces, the whole pig head, pig bones, pig water, put in the pot separately.

The villagers brought all kinds of condiments.

Not only is the whole village going to eat soup here this morning, but Liu Zhuangshi decided that everyone will eat it this way in the next few days.

It's very lively inside and out, many villagers have brought bamboo strips, and they want to make bamboo baskets according to the content taught on TV, and the TV is still playing that, which is really good!

The offices of the troops are separate.

"I know people want to eat meat, but one bowl per person, one meal is gone, so have a plan. Moreover, wild boar has a lot of parasites, so it is safe to cook it for more time and eat it, and it is not easy to get sick. ”

Huang Min nodded, of course he didn't object, anyway, the comrades in the army also ate with him, and he didn't see them stealing anything.

"In addition, we have to prepare that if the chief is going to come and inspect, we don't have to get anything else. ”

"Chief?"

"I mean if. Liu Zhuangshi remembered Li Yiming's appearance, the little chief would fly a helicopter, and he said that he would be able to arrive in ten minutes if he wanted to come.

Of course, there is also a very important thing, that is, if everyone lets go of eating, they will be able to eat bullets immediately.

If you eat the bullet, then you will know who didn't hit it.

If Amin didn't fight, then Liu Zhuangshi didn't have much brilliance, he was the squad leader of the army, so he should fight.

But what if you don't find your bullet?

The rest of the work is not going to be easy.

Eat it for a few days, and then see whose bullet it is at the bottom of the pot.

Wait, should I drop one in now?

Two shots into one eye, that's a good story!

"Huh?" Huang Min looked at Liu Zhuangshi and began to be in a daze as he spoke, feeling so strange.

"Oh... Where am I talking?"

"Plans, and the chief..."

"Yes, it's the plan... The chief said. ”

Liu Zhuangshi took a pen and wrote the menu, and said while writing, "Save a little that there is meat in the meal, today is the first soup, noodle soup at noon, wild boar is more hard, cook it a few more times, we have begun to eat thin in the army, which is good for the body." ”

"Eat dry when you're busy, eat thin when you're free, the chairman said. ”

"Although it is busy now, but it is not so tired, the chief said that there should be less and more meals, now the weather is hot, everyone can come over to eat when they are tired from work, eating more is not good for the body, we will make some food at night. ”

Liu Zhuangshi sent Huang Min away with a few words, and began to think about bullets, the bullets that have been shot are different from those that have not been shot.

looked at Su Youtian and called him closer, and said the matter.

"What if you really hit it?" Su Youtian almost died of laughter when he heard his thoughts.

"I'm worried that the work will not be carried out, because people trust us so much. ”

"What does that have to do with your marksmanship, Lao Liu, you are a fellow husband. ”

"What's wrong with the man? You're a hygienist. ”