Kill the phoenix child: "Note orphan life +1"

Lychee Fairy: "Note Orphan Life +2"

I am the little white crane at the edge of the corner: "Young man, I have a copy of the Divine Skill "Tong Zi Gong" here, which requires a single dog to practice, are you interested in cultivating? Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Pharmacist: "Orphan +3"

Pharmacist: "White Crane Daoyou, don't spoil the formation." ”

Ba Song: "......"

Swallowing Cloud Monk: "Master Song, have you understood?"

Ba Song: "......"

Breaking the Yang Halberd Guo Da: "[Cute Dog Head Expression]"

This time, when Guo Da made a dog-headed expression, the chat rhythm of the entire 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' suddenly calmed down like Mr. Fate who was choked by the throat.

Everyone knows that what Guo Da is going to post next must be the expression of [angrily rubbing the dog's head upstairs], it's so dignified, no one likes to be rubbed by Guo Da's dog's head.

This thing wants to blacken himself, and everyone satisfies him.

But this time...... After most of the day, Guo Da did not reply.

Strange, Guo Da dropped the line?

But if it's black, Guo Da comes out again, and comes to a [angry rubbing upstairs dog head expression]?

Just as everyone was thinking about it, [System message prompt: (******) Guo Da, the Yang Breaking Halberd, has been banned by the administrator Seven Cultivation Venerable for 5 minutes. 】

Venerable Seven Cultivators: "Alright, let's continue talking. ”

In this way, there is no need to be afraid that Guo Da will suddenly come out and rub people's dogs' heads.

Beihe Sanren: "The predecessors of the Seven Cultivators did a beautiful job. ”

Lychee Fairy: "2333, I just talked privately with the Seven Cultivators and asked him to come over and ban him." ”

Seven Cultivator Venerable: "[Thumbs up expression] You go on, I still have something to do, I will flash first." Pay attention to the time, I banned Guo Da for five minutes. ”

Crazy Knife Four Waves: "Come on, come on, let's continue the topic just now." Shuhang Xiaoyou, one thing can be understood from what you just said, Daoist friend who died in the song of creation is a fairy, right? You used the word 'she' just now. ”

Beihe Zhenjun: "Why do we say that you are a lonely child? A charming fairy is unconscious by your side." You don't want to take good care of her, and you even want to throw her aside and make her sober naturally?"

Fu Feng Gongzi: "Shuhang Xiaoyou, you don't understand women. ”

I am the little white crane on the edge of the corner: "To be honest, I always thought that a man like Song Shuhang, you, would only appear in 'jokes'. I didn't expect it, I really didn't expect it. ”

Ba Song: "Hey, I said did you misunderstand something? Although this is a fairy, and she is also a beauty. However, people have masters. Moreover, in terms of emotional intelligence, my emotional intelligence is still above the level. ”

Kill Feng Gongzi: "It's boring, there is a master of famous flowers for a long time, so what are you still ambiguous?"

Swallowing Cloud Monk: "I thought I had the opportunity to bring Shuhang Xiaoyou into Buddhism." ”

Song Shuhang: "......" So, is it my fault?

Crazy knife four waves: "Is this fairy married?"

Ba Song: "The wedding is coming soon, probably." ”

"That's not married, right? In this case, you still have a chance! Men are unmarried, women are unmarried." ”

[System message prompt: (******) The four waves of the wild knife have been banned by the administrator Seven Cultivators for 1 hour. 】

Venerable Seven Cultivators: "Even if you change your Dao name, you still can't stop you from dying?" Beware of people coming to the door and slashing you. ”

Beihe Zhenjun: "Four waves are one wave higher than three waves, I feel that he will only die more...... Sigh. ”

I am the little white crane on the edge of the corner: "Let's be serious, Shuhang, it's not good for you to hang other people's fairies directly." At the very least, they should be carried to bed to rest. ”

Slaying the Phoenix Prince: "Regarding soothing the damage caused by the song of the Creation Law King, I recommend a method - taking a medicinal bath, or a hot bath. Last time, I was dizzy after listening to the singing, and after going home and taking a bath, I was refreshed. ”

"The fairy that Shuhang Xiaoyou said is still in a coma, how can she take a hot bath? If Shuhang Xiaoyou carries her to a hot bath, then there will be a big problem. "Swallowing Cloud Monk said.

Chatting and chatting, the topic in the group suddenly became crooked again.

From the beginning, the 'Song of the Healing and Creation King' was talked about on the topic of 'hot baths'.

Yang Xian of Tianfu Qizong: "[Evil Smile Expression] Anyway, I remember that there are many people in the cultivation world whose bath water can be sold at a sky-high price. ”

Ba Song: "0_0"

Ba Song: "In reality, I have heard that some ghost beasts will taste so much that they drink the bath water of beauties, and there are such great gentlemen in the cultivation world?"

But it's really possible to think about it, most monks are also human beings, and if they are human beings, they will have hobbies. It is not surprising that there are perverts among the monks.

Kill Feng Gongzi: "Hahahaha, Yang Xian, you are purely a malicious topic. ”

Lychee Fairy: "Seriously, in the cultivation world, the bath water of a beauty can't be sold for any price. The important thing is not to look at whether people are beautiful or not, but to look at other factors. Like me, I'm a beauty in the cultivation realm, but no one wants my bath water. However, there are many people in our group who want to buy Jiaoba Zhenjun's bath water. ”

Song Shuhang: "......"

Jiaoba Zhenjun's bath water?

A picture came to Song Shuhang's mind - Jiaoba Zhenjun swam in the bathtub with his body up, and got up in a dashing manner after swimming around. Then, a large crowd of monks rushed over to get a drink of the bath water.

Evil~~ This picture is so beautiful, he doesn't dare to think about it at all.

Jiaoba, who wants to give birth to a men's football team: ", why did you get involved with me? I haven't said a word from beginning to end, so you have to pull me out to lie down?" Xiao Lychee, you are not kind." ”

"Because in the group, I only remember that Jiaoba Zhenjun's bath water was sold for a lot of money, and it was a sky-high price. [Cover your mouth and chuckle on your face]" Lychee Fairy said.

"Is that the old man's unbearable dark life?" Jiao, who wanted to give birth to a men's football team, said: "Moreover, it's not bath water, it's Jiaolong soup." Back then, the old miscellaneous hair threw me into the pot and boiled it with more than 300 kinds of medicinal herbs, and when I was young, I was almost played to death, and my skin fell off several layers. Fortunately, I had a big life and escaped. ”

When Song Shuhang heard this, he probably understood what was going on.

He asked curiously, "What about ...... What happened to the old miscellaneous hair?"

"Of course I killed him, I escaped, and after I achieved cultivation, I was the first to kill him. If I don't kill him, if I don't get rid of the demons in my heart, how can I still cultivate?" Jiaoba Zhenjun said with a smile.

After that, the topic of Jiuzhou No. 1 group was back on track.

Lychee Fairy began to talk to everyone about the [Zhenwu Cup Valkyrie War], which was an upcoming competition on Zhenwu Island. The Lychee Fairy has taken a fancy to the third prize spirit animal 'Cocoon Cow', and this time she is determined to win.

Song Shuhang didn't know anything about this and couldn't interject, and after thinking about it, he exited the chat group page and turned off his mobile phone.

In front of her, the floating fairy was still unconscious, and she had to faint for a long time to look at her.

Song Shuhang thought about it, and sacrificed the treasure knife to break it, and made a clever pick. A layer of light appeared on the bashi, holding up the floating fairy.

Then, Shuhang took the flying sword and went to the room of the floating fairy.

As soon as he opened the door, he happened to see Shi Luoli rubbing her eyes and coming out from a distance: "Senior Brother Song, it's almost time, we are going to class." ”

The next moment, she blinked her eyes and looked at the unconscious floating fairy behind Song Shuhang: "Senior Brother Song, what did you do to this floating fairy?"

"Don't talk nonsense. Song Shuhang said: "She heard the song of the Creation Dharma King and fainted. ”

"Oh. Shi Meng nodded cutely, and then she suddenly asked, "Senior Brother Song, are you interested in accepting a righteous girl?

Song Shuhang: "Poof~~~"

Although the poem is very cute, is he only a sophomore, has he just turned eighteen, what kind of righteous daughter do he accept? Moreover, does he really look that old?

"Senior Brother Song, don't get me wrong, I don't want you to accept me as a righteous daughter. Shi Luoli waved her hand repeatedly.

Song Shuhang: "Then why are you suddenly asking this question?"

"Candle insisted on me asking. Shi smiled bitterly: "I also feel that the candle is too nonsense, but she must ask me for her." ”

"Candle?" Song Shuhang immediately remembered being with the poem, the younger Lori was the younger sister of the poem, and it seemed to be a little younger than Guoguo.

"Well, she wants to be Senior Brother Song's righteous daughter. "Poetry.

Song Shuhang: "For Mao, don't tell me that she looks at me and feels kind, I don't believe it." ”

"After recognizing Senior Brother Shuhang as a righteous daughter, she can go down the mountain to play in Jiangnan University Town for a period of time in the name of visiting her father-in-law. Shi Luoli said seriously.

Song Shuhang: "......"

"Although Candle is a little nonsense, I thought about it seriously, because this matter is also beneficial to you, Senior Brother Song, so I still relayed her request to Senior Brother Song. The poet said seriously.

Song Shuhang: "Benefits?"

"Well, Candle's parents disappeared while exploring a Celestial Ancient Immortal Relic Mansion, and it was her grandfather who raised her ever since. Her grandfather, Yali Zhenjun, is one of the best refining masters in our sect. I read that Senior Brother Shuhang, you have been promoted to the fourth rank, and you are almost about to create your own natal weapon. If Candle recognizes you as your father-in-law, then Yali Zhenjun will definitely help Senior Brother Song build a natal weapon. The poem said with a wink.

Song Shuhang: "Temptation?"

"Well, because Candle wants to worship Senior Brother Song as his father-in-law, it is impossible for you to agree to Senior Brother Shuhang. Therefore, I think it is best to use the method of inducement. The poet said seriously.

Song Shuhang laughed: "Are you so sure, Candle's grandfather 'Yali Zhenjun' will agree to Candle recognizing me as my father-in-law? And...... I'm only eighteen years old. ”

"Eighteen years old is not young, and in ancient times, he was already the father of several children at this age. When the poem said this, his eyes sank slightly: "Moreover, if Candle wants to recognize his father-in-law, as long as his character is okay, even if it is an ordinary person, his grandfather will not refuse." ”

Candle's parents disappeared when she was very young, and because of this, Yali Zhenjun would not bear to refuse.

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