When it comes to sketches, Yu Zhile can think of several classic masterpieces.

First of all, "Eating Noodles" is a classic sketch that many audiences who like sketches are familiar with, it can be said to have created a precedent for sketches, and it is the first sketch in the history of the Spring Festival Gala, marking the birth of sketches, which can be described as of extraordinary significance!

In addition, Yu Zhile also thought of "The Day of the Heroic Mother", the sentence "Sima Cylinder smashes the cylinder, Sima Guang smashes the light" in this sketch is simply impressive!

There are also sketches such as "So Packaged", "Part-time Job Adventure", "Laughing and Talking about Life" and other sketches are classics among the classics.

If it weren't for the fact that he had to perform sketches at the New Year's Day party in high school, he collected these classic masterpieces for study, Yu Zhile would not have a soft spot for sketches and was so impressed by these classic sketches.

Of course, the sketches that came to mind earlier are not suitable for the couple to perform together.

But suitable sketches, Yu Zhile also thought of several, and he relied on his impressions and some of his own ideas and creativity to write the two sketches of "Help or Not Help" and "Wonderful Things".

In the end, Qin Haiyu felt that the sketch "Help or Not" was better, although "Wonderful Things" was more in line with the performance of the two couples, but they were already romantic enough on weekdays, so there was no need to be romantic for everyone to watch on TV.

In consideration of the significance of the sketch, she chose the sketch "Help or Not", which just reflects a social phenomenon, when the elderly fall, can you help or not?

Under normal circumstances, many people will help.

But since there have been many cases of people being falsely accused of helping the elderly, this person's heart has begun to grow cold.

In fact, it's not just about helping the elderly, many beggars on the street have been exposed to fake disabilities, and the money they earn by begging is richer than most people, whether people see real beggars or fake beggars on the street, they have chosen not to see them.

There are also online exploits of people's sympathy to extort donations, and so on......

Gradually, the goodness of human nature has become the inherently weak nature of human nature.

But no matter how this society changes, there will always be people who will stand up and lend a hand.

Yu Zhile limped and pushed a bicycle with a severely deformed front of the car out of the stage, groaning in pain in his mouth.

After the audience saw Yu Zhile's appearance, they applauded and cheered first, regardless of 3721.

He put down the bicycle and said to himself bitterly: "I have one of the biggest shortcomings, that is, I like to be nosy! No, I just saw a car on the road with the trunk not closed, and I rode behind to chase it! I thought about telling someone, but they braked suddenly, and I got into the trunk of someone!"

Saying that, Yu Zhile performed his sadness to the fullest, and he felt that he still had the talent of an actor!

He continued: "As soon as I climbed out, a kind policeman came over and patted me on the shoulder and said, "You are fully responsible!" You have lost 200 yuan to others! Do you say that I am nosy! I swear, if I meddle more in the future, I will not be called Hao Jian, I will be called very cheap!"

After speaking, Yu Zhile pushed the front foot of the bicycle and just left, Qin Haiyu stumbled out with his hind foot!

In this sketch, Yu Zhile performed the good guy Hao Jian. Qin Haiyu performed a white-haired grandmother, although she deliberately put on old makeup, but the audience could still recognize her, and Qin Haiyu with old makeup gave people a charm of middle-aged and elderly couples who still had charm and looked better the more they looked!

If Qin Haiyu really becomes like this after she is seventy or eighty, then she is really the type from childhood beauty to old age!

Seeing Qin Haiyu fall to the ground and moan in pain, Yu Zhile, who had just finished swearing, glanced back, groaned for two seconds, turned his head and left, and said ruthlessly: "I didn't look at anything!"

The funniest thing is that he still moaned painfully with Qin Haiyu's rhythm: "Ouch...... Ouch ......"

After walking a few meters, Yu Zhile stopped and said helplessly: "You won!"

After all, I still can't pass the level in my heart!

He racked up the broken bicycle, trotted over and asked, "Auntie, are you okay?"

Qin Haiyu brought his own voice changer, with a vibrato, and asked rhetorically in the tone of an old man: "Seventy-nine, I fell to the ground with a bang, what do you say?"

Yu Zhile said with concern: "Oh, let's see if it hurts?"

Qin Haiyu said bitterly: "Oh, my elbow...... Oops, my ripple cover...... Oops, my waist disc ......"

Yu Zhile listened and said worriedly: "It's over, it's over!"

At this time, Qin Haiyu added: "Oops, it doesn't hurt......"

There was a burst of applause and laughter at the scene, obviously amused by Qin Haiyu's reversal.

Yu Zhile said angrily: "I said Auntie, it's all here, don't use the elimination method! Since it doesn't hurt, let's try to see if we can still walk?"

"I'll try......"

"Eh, slow down. ”

Qin Haiyu still maintained the posture of lying on the ground, and then lay directly on his legs and made a bent knee walking movement, and like a spinning top, he lay on the spot and spun around.

Yu Zhile complained: "You can go this way! But you go according to the table!"

The audience laughed again, and Qin Haiyu sighed: "Why does my hip bone suddenly hurt?"

Yu Zhile said seriously: "Sure! I grinded it when I just turned, and it was already good without friction and fire!"

At the scene, there was a burst of cheerful laughter again.

"Come, auntie, I'll help you up!"

Yu Zhile helped up the daughter-in-law who played the aunt, Qin Haiyu stared at him and said, "Oh young man, your face is blue and purple, and you are handsome enough!"

Yu Zhile said indifferently: "Hey, I'm fine." ”

Qin Haiyu grabbed his hand and patted it gently: "You are a good boy, and you know how to help your aunt up." ”

Yu Zhile was praised, and he couldn't hide his joy with a smile on his face, this delicate expression performance, the audience saw that they were 666, and they shouted to let Yu Zhile change careers to become an actor.

He said complacently: "I'm addicted to doing good deeds, if I change someone else......"

The aunt played by Qin Haiyu grabbed his hand and added: "I'll run away long ago after hitting it!"

Yu Zhile's smile suddenly froze......

The applause and cheers of the audience suddenly broke out!

The audience who watched the live broadcast was amused by the superb acting skills and sketches of Yu Zhile and his wife at the moment!

"Hahaha, the lines of this sketch are so funny! Yu Zhile is so talented, this sketch is amazing!"

"I'm not looking forward to Yu Zhile's sketch in vain!"

The most exciting and funniest sketch of this year's Spring Festival Gala belongs to Yu Zhile!"

"Really, Yu Zhile and his wife have beaten most actors in their acting skills! If you don't act, you will be blind to such good acting skills!"

"Play a chicken play! Although the sketch is very funny, what we want most is a new song! As a singer, you husband and wife don't have any B number in your heart, right? Why don't you create a new song well, you actually cross over to learn to perform a sketch! It's too much!"

……

The scene came to an abrupt end with a burst of laughter and applause.

Yu Zhile gently put Qin Haiyu who was helped up on the ground, then stood up and looked down at Qin Haiyu lying on the ground, and said, "Auntie! You are stunned! And you are stunned very suddenly!"

He pointed at Qin Haiyu and said, "You fell by yourself! When you fell, I was still ten meters away from you!"

At this time, he pointed to the broken bicycle parked over there and explained: "Look, it's my bicycle, and the evidence is ironclad!"

Qin Haiyu propped his elbows on the ground and looked up at the bicycle, and said, "Oh, the rims are all like that! After a long time of trouble, it turns out that I flew over there! Can I still rescue it?"

After saying this, the audience burst into laughter again.

Obviously, everyone didn't expect the sketch of Yu Zhile and his wife to be so humorous and funny, and the reversal lines are like a sudden drift when the car turns sharply on a ramp, which catches people off guard!

Yu Zhile looked at the bicycle, and then looked at Qin Haiyu who was lying on the ground and screaming, empty-handed, and said helplessly: "Ouch, I'll go, this is really too much like the scene of the accident!"

He quickly explained: "Auntie, it's not what you think!

Qin Haiyu said bitterly at this time: "Oh, my tail vertebrae!"

Yu Zhile squatted down and said wistfully: "I'm talking about chasing the rear, not chasing the rear-end vertebrae! I'm talking about the bumper, not the tail root!"

Qin Haiyu sighed and said: "It's over, it's the New Year, and the tail root is broken!"

She turned her head to look at the audience: "Okay, let's be safe!"

The audience applauded and almost couldn't hold back their applause!

Yu Zhile didn't have a point, and said patiently: "I said aunt, you have a good memory, no one really hit you!"

Qin Haiyu got up, and complained in a voice like an old woman: "No one hit me, I flew more than ten meters, so if you hit it, then I will go abroad now!"

Yu Zhile also complained: "It's not an aunt, what is your identity! You can go abroad without a visa! Besides, you didn't fly ten meters away!"

Qin Haiyu shook his hands and said: "Then it's a few meters away! It's all at this time, you are still more true than those three meters and two meters, does it make sense!"

Yu Zhile waved his hand anxiously: "Okay, auntie, let's not break it! Let's look at the picture and talk! Fortunately, cameras are installed in the streets and alleys now...... Where's the head?"

After speaking, Yu Zhile looked up at the broken camera on the telephone pole that was dismantled, revealing a few wires.

And the audience is only now aware of this broken camera, and they were suddenly hit by this reversal.

"It's over, the head is gone!

Yu Zhile tightened the military uniform he was wearing, and said helplessly: "I can't wash me by jumping into the Yellow River!"

Qin Haiyu looked at Yu Zhile's back as he left as he spoke, and said, "What's the matter, you still want to go?"

Yu Zhile turned around and said, "I must not be in a hurry to go, I have to run!"

"Eh, you!"

Qin Haiyu watched Yu Zhile push the broken bicycle to "escape", at this time, a voice came, and Yang Bing's cameo passerby character walked out of the stage while making a phone call: "Eh, daughter-in-law, I'm almost home, don't worry! Wait......"

As he spoke, he found Qin Haiyu lying on the ground: "I saw an old lady fall on the road, and no one came to help her!

He talked to his daughter-in-law on the phone and said righteously: "Others don't care, I'll care!"

This righteous sentence instantly ushered in the applause and applause of the audience!

Qin Haiyu wanted to get up in pain, but Yang Bing approached and said, "Auntie, don't move!"

He pointed his mobile phone at Qin Haiyu and took a photo with a click, and then directly bypassed Qin Haiyu and continued to talk to his daughter-in-law on the phone while leaving: "I'll send a Weibo right away, and condemn this kind of behavior! Let my parents all turn to comment! Daughter-in-law, remember to give me a thumbs up!"

After speaking, he hung up the phone, stared at the phone casually while posting Weibo and left quickly, muttering to himself: "Oops, this old lady fell badly!"

Yu Zhile witnessed everything beside him, and then speechlessly punched and kicked Yang Bing's leaving background, and said disdainfully: "It's miserable that you don't help it!"

The behavior of Yang Bing, a passerby, simply reflects the psychological thoughts and behaviors of most onlookers after the elderly fall in the current society.

Hao Jian, played by Yu Zhile, finally walked back and helped Qin Haiyu to sit up, he squatted down, and said word by word: "As for me, I'll send you to the hospital right away, but I beg you! You help me prove it, and you say I'm an innocent passerby, okay?"

Qin Haiyu nodded, and Yu Zhile immediately clapped his hands and stood up: "That's right!"

He took his mobile phone to record a video: "I am a good person Hao Jian, just now, I was carrying my bicycle in front of me unscrupulously, and somehow, there was suddenly an old grandmother in the back, I put aside all my worries and went over to help her without hesitation!"

After speaking, he used his mobile phone to record a video of Qin Haiyu, reminding: "It's your turn, close your chin, look thin like this." ”

Qin Haiyu said: "I am an innocent passerby, innocently knocked down by you, you still want to run when you are done......!"

Later, her sarcastic laughter made the audience laugh too.

Yu Zhile put down his phone and complained: "Auntie, you are so naughty, does your family know?"

Qin Haiyu smiled: "Come with me, you are still tender!"

"Okay, don't hehe, you won!"

Yu Zhile was convinced: "You are now the authority and you are confused! I will accompany you to wait for a reasonable person, waiting for him to comment on our reasoning!"

Although he was tired and helpless, he looked at the "aunt" who fell and was in pain, and still took off his military coat and criticized the other party.

Qin Haiyu said: "My conscience has found it!"

At this time, a passer-by brother on a bicycle passed by, Yu Zhile stopped the other party, and the big brother beckoned Yu Zhile to come over and asked, "You hit it?"

Yu Zhile replied: "No!"

"Run, then!"

"Why?"

"I'll tell you that!

As he spoke, the man said with a crying voice: "Brother, before that, I drove a big run!"

After that, the man cried and got on his bicycle and slipped away!

Yu Zhile bowed to the other party, he walked back, squatted down and said to Qin Haiyu who was sitting on the ground: "Auntie, let me tell you about the situation in my family, let me say so! The thieves came to my house, and they all walked with tears in their eyes! You have to throw me two bags of rice during the New Year's holidays!"

Qin Haiyu listened to Yu Zhile's words for a while, and then said angrily: "It's too inky! If you want to help you, you will help, if you don't help you, you will leave, you make room for good people! I will treat you as if you haven't bumped into me! You go, you can escape!"

Yu Zhile said aggrievedly: "How did I escape! If you talk like this, can we still have a good time in the future!"

Qin Haiyu then scolded: "You knocked me down, even if you say sorry! But not only did you not apologize, but you also bit me back! I tell you, don't think about leaving today!"

She trembled her steps, walked angrily to push Yu Zhile's broken bicycle, and said: "Even if I go out this year, I will fight this bad social atmosphere to the end!"

Yu Zhile was surprised: "Auntie, you're fine!

Qin Haiyu looked back: "I'm angry with you!"

Yu Zhile said: "Oh, this angry person can still cure diseases!

Qin Haiyu pushed the bicycle and called someone to come over for comment, at this time a policeman came, Yu Zhile lay directly on the ground and pretended to be dead, Qin Haiyu was about to explain to the police, but when he looked back, he almost "fainted": "Why did you still fall!"

The audience was instantly amused by Yu Zhile's sassy operation!

The policeman looked at Yu Zhile, who was lying on the ground, and then looked at the bicycle, and criticized: "Auntie, you are too fast! This car is all like this! You are racing! What do you see you have done to hit people?"

Qin Haiyu couldn't speak clearly, this reversed scene made the audience laugh non-stop!

At this time, Yu Zhile learned Qin Haiyu's initial lines and movements, and screamed: "Oops, my elbow...... Oops, my ripple cover...... Oops, my waist disc ......"

"Ah, this rim has been scooped like this! After a long time, I flew over there! Can I still salvage it? It seems that I flew out for more than ten meters!"

Qin Haiyu said angrily: "Where did you fly out of ten meters!"

Yu Zhile asked rhetorically: "Then how many meters did I fly? It's all at this time, are you really meaningful compared to these three meters or two?"

Qin Haiyu was so anxious that he stomped his feet and reacted to the police: "What he said is all my words!"

"In this way, comrade, I'll help you up first!"

At this time, the police found out that Yu Zhile was the young man he dealt with in the traffic accident in front of him!

Finally, the misunderstanding was solved!

The truth is revealed!

Yu Zhile's sketch also means that it will end soon!

Qin Haiyu remembered how he fell, took Yu Zhile's hand and thanked: "Young man, Auntie misunderstood you so much that you didn't leave, and you have to help Auntie, so good!"

Yu Zhile finally poured chicken soup: "Auntie, if this person is not convinced, won't this person's heart fall? If this person's heart falls, he can't help it if he wants to!"

With the enthusiastic applause and applause of the audience, the sketch "Help or Not Help" performed by Yu Zhile and his wife ended like this!

On Weibo, after Yu Zhile's sketch appeared, a related vote suddenly became popular.

The old man fell, can you help him?

(1): Support.

(2): Don't help.