Chapter 151: Physical Education Lesson
Chapter 151
When I went to college, the only thing I didn't have to worry about was that my PE class would finally not be taken up by other teachers.
The physical education teachers in the university are all as strong as cows, and compared to the weak high school physical education teachers, the healthy ones could not be healthier.
But even more tragic is that you find yourself a little disgusted with physical education classes.
Maybe it's because there are too many ways to relax, and sweating in gym class has become a thankless method.
Not to mention the 1000-meter long-distance running test at the end of each semester, how many heroes and heroes and school tyrants are all frightened.
Just the warm-up behavior of running circles around the playground before each class made the students simply find the fear of being dominated by recess exercises in high school every minute.
Bi Qi reported football.
Of course, the reason for Biqi's football is not to have the great ideal of fighting for the rise of Chinese football.
But......
According to the senior, it is easy to paddle in soccer class.
The soccer teacher thought he was wearing a short-sleeved T-shirt, a baseball cap, and a whistling middle-aged uncle around his neck.
First, the teacher taught the knowledge of juggling the ball in a lesson, and the teacher asked the students in the class to divide into two teams and play a game.
Bizzy glanced up at the blazing sun in the sky and volunteered to take on the role of goalkeeper.
Bi Qi patted his chest and promised, "Don't worry, I'm here, don't think about scoring a goal on the other side." ”
More than 40 minutes later, Biqi's side lost the game 3:4.
Bizzy leaned against the goal frame, speechless.
He never expected that he fulfilled his promise before the game, and the opposite side did not score a single goal, and he stopped them all.
But......
It's a bit too much for a special teammate to kick four own goals in a row!
This is simply more than the Chinese national team!
A teammate walked up to Bi Qi, half-squatted down, and patted Bi Qi on the shoulder, "Classmate, don't be too sad, we did our best!"
Bi Qi recognized this person, it was the guy who had just kicked two own goals in a row to give points to the opposite side.
Bi Qi opened his mouth and asked, "Are you from the national team?"
"Not yet. The classmate shrugged and smiled, "But I have this intention." ”
"For this reason, I practiced one hundred and eight minutes of apology, and I was proficient in all kinds of ways to throw the pot. My wise saying is, if I throw it fast enough, the pot won't fall on me!"
Bi Qi gave a thumbs up, "Awesome!"
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When he returned to the dormitory after physical education class, Bi Qi found that Cai Kunxu had just returned from outside.
Like himself, Cai Kunxu has just finished physical education class.
However, Cai Kunxu is not in the same class as Bi Qi, but in a Tai Chi class.
Originally, Cai Kunxu was going to sign up for basketball class.
After all, in addition to singing and dancing RAP, Cai Kunxu's favorite thing is basketball.
But what ......
Basketball class is so popular.
When it was time to rush the class, Cai Kunxu didn't grab it.
So after some hesitation, Cai Kunxu chose Tai Chi class.
Tai Chi is also soft and strong, which is very in line with Cai Kunxu's character.
"Cai Kunxu, what did you learn in Tai Chi class?" Bi Qi looked curious.
It was also when he was choosing a course that Bi Qi learned that there was a course called Tai Chi in college.
He originally thought that this was a compulsory course for uncles and aunts, but he didn't expect it to be taught even in college.
"Twenty-four styles of Taijiquan!" Cai Kunxu gently spit out these words.
"Demonstrate, let me gain knowledge?"
"No problem. ”
Cai Kunxu took a deep breath, spread his legs apart, and posed.
"Form 1: Momentum!"
"Second Style: Left and Right Wild Horse Mane Split!"
"Third Style: White Crane Wings!"
……
"Twenty-third Style: Cross Hands!"
"Twenty-fourth: Close!"
Tai Chi 24 style, all live without discount!
After the demonstration, Cai Kunxu did not close his legs, but still maintained an open posture.
"Actually, after being inspired by the Tai Chi teacher, I was inspired to create a new Tai Chi move!" Cai Kunxu said slowly to Bi Qi.
Bi Qi was shocked, could it be that his roommate was still a martial arts wizard!
"What's the name of the new move you've created?" asked Bizzie.
Cai Kunxu raised his eyes and gently spit out four words, "Chicken, you are too beautiful!"
Bizzie: "......"
Zhang Zhenzhen's classmates are actually even worse than Cai Kunxu.
Cai Kunxu's physical education class is Tai Chi, which is within a reasonable range.
And Zhang Zhenzhen's physical education class is more strange - yoga!
It's a shame for a big boy to take a yoga class.
But there was no way, it wasn't until a few minutes before the course registration that Zhang Zhenzhen remembered that there was such a thing as signing up for physical education class, and at that time, ...... Only yoga classes are left available.
Physical education is counted towards the final exam score.
Zhang Zhenzhen had to endure the humiliation, put on a pair of small shorts with eggs, and put on some Tai Chi pants bought by a certain treasure.
"If I choose this class again next semester, I will jump off the balcony on the spot!" said Zhang Jinzhen in such a sad and indignant tone before the class left.
Zhang came back from outside the dormitory with his pants in his hands.
"Hahaha, Lao Tzu is going to take a yoga class next semester, don't stop me!" Zhang took off the Tai Chi pants on the outside with a red face, revealing the small shorts inside, crossed his waist, and smiled arrogantly.
Bi Qi walked over and touched Zhang Lian's forehead, "Burst, you won't be driven crazy during yoga class, right?"
"I'm not crazy!" Zhang said to Bi Qi with a twinkle in his eyes, "Bi Qi, you don't know how cool the yoga class is!"
"Sisters, all girls! Long legs, long legs everywhere! And every appearance is above 80 points, Bi Qi, do you know what kind of enjoyment it is?" Zhang Zhan introduced to Bi Qi excitedly, "Today, in the first class, the teacher asked us to press each other's legs, and I was the only boy in our class, so I was proud and told the teacher that I had great strength, so half of the students in the class did the leg pressing work." ”
"I decided, I will also sign up for a yoga class next semester, whether I can get off the list or not, it is completely up to this class. Hoping to find a girlfriend in the math academy is estimated to be about the same as proving Goldbach's conjecture. ”
"But there are a lot of boys in the academy!" Bi Qi said with a smile.
Zhang asked for a while, "What's the use of having more boys?"
"It's easier to find a boyfriend. Bizzie replied.
Zhang Zhenzhen: "......"
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After resting for a while, Bi Qi swiped the QQ message on his mobile phone and said to Zhang Zhenzhen and Cai Kunxu, "There is a club recruitment meeting over there in Weiming Lake in the afternoon, do you want to go over and have a visit?"
"Yes, yes. Cai Kunxu nodded approvingly, "The school should have a basketball club, I want to sign up." ”
Zhang Zhenzhen also nodded, "I'm also going to go over and see if there are any clubs that I'm interested in." ”
Bi Qi smiled and said, "Then we'll go over together in the afternoon." ”
"What about Ma Zhengxuan?" Cai Kunxu asked.
"Wait, I'll ask. Bi Qi opened QQ and said a few words to Ma Zhengxuan, "He's in the library." But he'll come with us, and we'll meet him at the library door later. ”