Chapter Seventy-Six: Kitchen Knives

"You~~. Wang Tianan just spoke, only to see Dong Zhencheng holding rabbit meat in his hand, pointing at Wang Tianan and asking, "What are you!"

"Hmmm! Sure enough, no one can escape the law of true fragrance, Wang Tianan took advantage of the moment of Dong Zhencheng's questioning, tore off a piece of rabbit meat and threw it in his mouth and chewed it.

"Excessive," Dong Zhencheng was very angry when he saw him stealing his rabbit meat, and the wooden stick he was holding in his hand could hear a slight sound of fiber breaking.

"What's the matter, you're bungee jumping in the toilet! ”

"Poof!"

Dong Zhencheng, who was about to go crazy, was instantly amused, and the rabbit meat that had not yet been swallowed in his mouth sprayed him on his face.

"Woman, you're going too far! Even if you bungee jump in the toilet and use filth to carry out personal attacks, you're really enough! Even if I'm a flower, you can't spray cow dung indiscriminately!" Wang Tianan squatted by the river and cleaned up the filth on his face with water in his hand, while complaining.

When Dong Zhencheng heard this, I'll go! How can I bear this.

The third princess of this fairy and the third princess of the heavenly court was compared to you and the cow, this is a naked insult, and he must be taught a lesson.

Dong Zhencheng made up his mind, took a light step under his feet, and quietly thought about Wang Tianan, who was squatting by the river to wash his face.

"Girl~~!" As soon as Wang Tianan's words began to speak, he felt someone pat him on the shoulder, so he turned his head. "You God~~!"

"Ahh

Before Wang Tianan finished speaking, Dong Zhencheng kicked him into the water from behind.

Then he pointed at Wang Tian'an floating in the water with a branch of roast rabbit meat, and said arrogantly: "Even if the old lady is cow dung, it is the kind you can't climb." ”

Yes, what Dong Zhencheng said is very realistic, Wang Tianan really can't climb high, and few marriages between immortals and mortals are destined to be able to really achieve positive results. But Wang Tianan is different, because he is the protagonist, so he is born extraordinary. He not only wants to achieve positive results with Dong An'an, but also leads the heavenly court to reform and reshuffle again, so that people and gods can create a new world together.

"It's me who can't climb high, what do I have to climb high when you bungee jump in the toilet, if I really climb you, won't I become Xiang?" Wang Tianan is also dead, and his poisonous mouth is still strong.

"I'll go, a prisoner under the stairs still dares to mock the old lady, let's die!" Dong Zhencheng, who was angry and devastated by his ridicule, picked up a small riverside stone and threw it at him in the water.

"I'll go,~. No, the hero, put down the stone in your hand and go around me to die. ”

"Hah...... Hah......!"

"Click!"

"Ah...... Ah......h

Dong Zhencheng, who raised the stone and was about to smash Wang Tianan, was amused by him like this, and laughed. The stone that was about to be thrown was raised high in his hand, and at some point, it slipped and fell on the surface of Dong Zhencheng's feet. It's cool, it's indescribable.

If people who like beautiful feet see it, Dong Zhencheng's feet will not be distressed to death if they are smashed like that.

Dong Zhencheng's expression was distorted, and he held the smashed soles of his feet with both hands and jumped on the ground.

And Wang Tiananquan turned a blind eye, and on the contrary, he swam in the clear pool.

In Wang Tianan's impression, they are all NPCs with extraordinary recovery abilities, so why bother with such idleness?

If you really have this time, it is better to freshen up and finish before you die. After so many days of terrifying levels, I broke through all the way, and the sweat on my body was not less, and I was a little sticky!

"Selfish, heartless. Men are all the way. Because Dong Zhencheng couldn't get Wang Tianan's care, he didn't leave a good impression of a man at all.

Wang Tianan doesn't need her to leave a good impression in her heart, after all, she is going to Dong An'an, in case she reaches out to help, this girl is falling in love with herself, then when she sees Dong An'an, she really can't tell if she has a mouth.

Wang Tianan, who had finished washing his clothes, got up and went ashore, while Dong Zhencheng, who was smart but was mistaken by cleverness, squatted by the river not far from Wang Tianan with his long legs in his arms, staring at the water without saying a word.

Wang Tianan didn't care about her, picked up the fox meat he had thrown on the ground before, washed the dust back and forth in the water twice, took out the prepared branches and skewered them evenly between the fox meat.

Preparing for the work, Wang Tianan came to the fire that was in full swing, planted the branches of the meat on the ground, and patiently waited for the temperature to bake the meat to burn the fat and the deliciousness of amino acids.

After this conversion process is completed, the delicious taste is ready to be baked.

"If you don't make me feel better, don't think about it well. Dong Zhencheng was very unhappy when he watched Wang Tianan roast fox meat, so he decided to teach him a lesson.

Dong Zhencheng took off the light gauze shawl and threw it into the water, this light yarn looks transparent and light, but it is spun by 7749 processes with super water absorption.

The silk is worthy of being a holy object of water absorption, and after a short time of putting it into the water, the level of the clear pool dropped by more than one centimeter.

After scooping up the moisture-filled light yarn, he thought that Wang Tianan was approaching.

After reaching the appropriate distance, the light yarn scattered in his hand was like a fishing net, directly covering the entire burning fire.

"Girl, are you sick, or did you break your brain by bungee jumping in the fucking toilet!What are you doing when the fire is extinguished? Can't you wait a few more minutes for the meow to go out? Really, otherwise Lao Tzu's barbecue will be cooked!" Wang Tian'an was quite atmospheric in his heart, and complained mercilessly to his face. Dong Zhencheng, who was in a bad mood, replied directly after hearing this: "It's not the old lady's barbecue, don't worry about me." ”

"I'll go,, you're still energetic! My temper can't cure you. Where's my knife?" Wang Tianan said, and his hand also cooperated to make the appearance of looking for a knife on his waist.

"Let's go!" happened to be a rusty kitchen knife slipping in front of his eyes.

Damn, who's this! What the fuck is this bastard who doesn't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement! You meow and make a fuss! Don't you look at Lao Tzu and just talk? You can't fucking do anything like this! You have to be sharp for a kitchen knife! In this way, if I miss the kitchen knife and get taken away, I will die easily. You meow to such a rusty guy, it's to see that I'm afraid that my death is too painful, let this girl cut me a few more times, let you see how I died!

You black hands, it's so bad!

"Don't act, where is the knife?" Dong Zhencheng saw that Wang Tianan was really hard to find a knife, so he stepped forward to pick up the old kitchen knife lying on the ground and handed it to Wang Tianan.

Wang Tianan looked at it, you are crazy if I go to the girls! They don't think it's a big deal when they see the excitement, do you also take the initiative to beg for death? Wang Tianan is really a little apprehensive in his heart, after all, NPCs are also people! So if you can't make a move, you won't make a move.

Outside the Yellow Dragon Miasma, Jiang Ziya, who occupied the position of the main god of the Tower of Babel, rode his own mount, grinding back and forth in the safety zone outside the Yellow Dragon Miasma, looking for the traces of the kitchen knife that fell into the Yellow Dragon Miasma when he was peeling an apple just now.