Chapter 272: Stupid Bunny
|||->-> Qingzhu stepped forward, blocked in front of Boss Pi's bow, and said solemnly: "Layman, rein in the precipice, you still have a chance to !!"
"Go to the special cliff to rein in the horse, if you let that fire rabbit escape, I won't let you eat and walk around!!"
Boss Pi roared, but the fire rabbit heard it, took off into the air, and was about to escape!!
Boss Pi raised his hand to, completely ignoring Qingzhu's feelings.
However, Boss Pi found that his body had become in slow motion, and the speed of bending the bow and arrows seemed to be 16 times slower than before, but the movement of the fire rabbit in front of him did not slow down, and he got into the grass and disappeared.
When Boss Pi was surprised, he heard Qingzhu let out a long sigh: "Immeasurable Tianzun, layman, since you like hunting so much, you like fire rabbits so much, and the poor road will fulfill you......"
"What do you mean?!! Boss Pi wondered.
However, the next moment......
Boss Pi was horrified to find that his body had suddenly become smaller.
That's right, he is getting smaller and smaller, and in the end he can only look up at the green bamboo in front of him???
"What the hell is going on?!! Boss Pi shouted.
As a result, as soon as the words came out, it became the cry of a fire rabbit, and Boss Pi suddenly panicked.
What's going on???!!!
At this time, Qingzhu slowly squatted down, gently patted the furry head of the leather boss, and said: "Layman, you like the fire rabbit so much, now that the poor road is satisfied with you, let you be the fire rabbit for a day, the poor road believes that in this world, there will be many people and animals like your ......"
After speaking, Qingzhu recited a word of the road and got up to leave.
Boss Pi was completely stunned at this moment???
Fire Rabbit ???
Could it be that he has become a fire rabbit now???
Boss Pi didn't believe it at all, and hurriedly raised his hand to see where it was, it was clearly the claws of the fire rabbit???
Boss Pi was really dumbfounded this time, and hurriedly ran to the edge of the stream and looked down at the water.
I saw a shadow in the water, a big meat rabbit with a round body and red and bright fur, completely stupid and overnourished.
"Paralyzing, this ...... What the hell is going on???" Boss Pi screamed in horror in his heart, but it turned out to be a rabbit's cry.
At this moment, there was an exclamation not far behind him: "Listen, it seems that there is a rabbit barking! Brother Tiger, copy guy, I want to hunt!!
When Boss Pi heard this, his heart trembled, this was Gao Sen's voice.
Gao Sen wants to hunt? He wants to hunt rabbits???
Boss Pi, who was about to run over for help, suddenly stopped his feet, he ran over like this, could Gao Sen recognize him???
Nima, will she be killed by an arrow???
As if answering him, the grass on the opposite side shook for a while, and Gao Sen appeared with a wicked smile on his face.
Gao Sen, this guy, with a powerful slingshot in his hand, walked cautiously, and saw the fat fire rabbit that Boss Pi had turned into at a glance, and a flash of excitement flashed in his eyes.
The light in Gao Sen's eyes, Boss Pi is too familiar, every time he hunts and encounters prey, he has this kind of vision.
Excited!!!
Couldn't be more excited!!
Looking forward to a one-hit kill!!
Boss Pi subconsciously shouted
"Gao Sen, don't do it, it's me, I'm your uncle!!"
However......
Gao Sen let go without hesitation, and with a whoosh, a stone hit Boss Pi's side.
Gao Sen's level is not good, but the splash of grass clippings hit Boss Pi's rabbit face, which hurt a little, but it also woke him up.
None of this is a dream, it's true!!
If Boss Pi continues to be in a daze, he will be killed by a slingshot!
Thinking of this, Boss Pi turned around and ran......
As a fire rabbit, he still ran like a fly, and in the blink of an eye, he burrowed into a patch of grass.
But......
Boom!!!
After all, Boss Pi was not a fire rabbit who trotted from a small to a big one, his body did not control his balance well, he crashed into the trunk of a big tree, and fell directly to the ground, dizzy for a while.
At this moment, Gao Sen's voice came, and he shouted excitedly, "Haha...... I ran into a stupid rabbit and hit a tree by myself, and it seems that the idiom of waiting for a rabbit is not made up!!"
"I'll take a look," Gao Yingying's voice sounded, and she also walked over, but she didn't see this, but exclaimed, "Oh, you see, isn't this my uncle's bow and clothes?!!?"
"Yes, what about people?" Gao Sen also recovered from the excitement just now.
When Chonghu heard this, he immediately ran up, squatted down and checked it.
Chonghu immediately frowned and said: "The clothes are very clean, there are no traces of damage, there is no blood, and the bow is no problem...... But why did he take off his clothes?!!
Gao Sen looked at the stream flowing next to the bushes in front of him and said, "Uncle, he won't wade across the river, right?"
Gao Yingying looked at the clothes on the ground and asked worriedly, "Then you don't even have to take off your underwear, right?"
"This is also what I am most worried about, there are few people active here, there are some wild beasts, and now the boss has a problem, and eighty percent of it has something to do with that person......" As he spoke, Chonghu squatted down and observed carefully, and asked at the same time, "Gao Sen, did you see anything special when you came?!!
"Yes, I saw a stupid red rabbit, ugly, but fat!!," Gao Sen replied immediately.
"You're talking about the fire rabbit, the prey that the boss dreams of catching......" Chonghu said.
"It turns out that that's the fire rabbit, Brother Tiger, the fire rabbit is in that pile of bushes, stupid, I hit the tree......" Gao Sen pointed in the direction of Boss Pi and said.
Chonghu glanced over there, and Boss Pi was so frightened that he immediately wanted to run.
But he is not a real fire rabbit after all, such a complex terrain, he can't run smoothly anyway, and after running a few steps, his feet are stumbling.
Chonghu frowned and said: "Why is this fire rabbit like drinking high? Forget it, it is important to find the boss first, no matter what." ”
Gao Yingying looked at Boss Pi curiously and said, "This rabbit is really stupid!!
Gao Sen said: "It's really stupid, doesn't my uncle want to catch the fire rabbit? I went to catch it, and when I find my uncle, I can also give him a big gift, I'm hungry, how good it is to roast and eat, I haven't eaten fire rabbit meat yet???"
Gao Sen was too playful after all, and he didn't think that Boss Pi would be in any real danger.
With that, he ran straight over
, catch rabbits.
Boss Pi dodged and fled in various ways, but he was not familiar with the body of the fire rabbit or the terrain, so he was grabbed by Gao Sen and lifted up after running for a while.
Boss Pi twisted his fat body desperately, and scolded: "Gao Sen, you are so quick to let go of Lao Tzu, I am your uncle!!"
"Hey, look, this little rabbit cub is quite capable of tossing, don't move, move around and strangle you!"
As Gao Sen spoke, he grabbed Boss Pi's neck, lifted his neck, and shook it at will.
At that moment, Boss Pi almost felt the breath of death, the blood in his whole body was thrown into a ball, he was dizzy, his neck was stuck, and he couldn't breathe.
"Gao Sen, don't play, my uncle is still missing, you still have the heart to catch this thing, and don't shake it, if you dump this fire rabbit again, you will die!!" Gao Yingying reprimanded.
Gao Sen was still quite afraid of Gao Yingying, scratched his head, didn't shake it off, grabbed Boss Pi's ear and said: "Okay, okay, it's okay if you don't shake it off, but this thing will die if it dies, anyway, it was picked up for nothing, and if you die, you will eat meat, and when you find your uncle, I will invite him to a big meal, hahahaha......"
Listening to Gao Sen's laughter, Boss Pi was terrified.
At the same time, he also felt incomparable warmth and longing for Gao Yingying's kindness.
Boss Pi thought in his heart: "It turns out that kindness is such a feeling for the weak......"
At this time, Chonghu stood up and said with great certainty: "Someone must have been here ......"
"Sure, my brother is here, and his bow and clothes are still there?" Gao Sen said.
"I'm not talking about the boss, but about other people besides the boss. Chonghu said.
"Others?" Gao Sen was startled.
Gao Yingying exclaimed: "Brother Tiger, don't scare me, is someone poisoning my brother?!!"
Chonghu shook his head and said: "I'm not so pessimistic, to be honest, I've been a soldier for so many years, and I've never seen such a perverted person, even if I arrest people, I even strip people naked......"
Chonghu's brows furrowed into a Sichuan character, and his heart was even more puzzled.
Gao Yingying was a girl after all, and she asked carefully: "Brother Hu, your expression is so serious, is there anything else you haven't said?"
Chonghu nodded and said: "With my experience, I am sure that there is only one person on the other side, but I can't figure it out, the boss has a bow in his hand and a dagger on his waist, he goes into the mountains to hunt all the year round, and his body is also strong, and it is impossible for ordinary people to subdue him silently, but in this case, he was stripped of his clothes by the other party, which is a bit strange in itself...... You know, we are nearby, as long as he shouts and struggles casually, we can immediately run over to support, but the boss did not say a word, and surrendered silently...... This...... It's all so weird......"
Gao Yingying immediately said, "Will the other party use anesthetic or something?" and then carried my uncle away?!!
Gao Sen showed a rather frightened expression and said: "Fuck, it won't be that you have encountered some dead perverts, and you want to be strong...... My uncle, but my uncle is in his forties???!!!"
"Shut up, what are you talking about?!!" Gao Yingying glared at Gao Sen, and Gao Sen immediately fell silent.
Boss Pi, who was caught by Gao Sen's ear, struggled again, eager to bite this relative to death!!