Li Xian grew up in routines since he was a child.

To this day, he still remembers that once he saw the zoo on TV, he yelled for Li Pi to take him there. But at that time, the family conditions were not good, and Li Pi always disagreed.

Later, Li Xian relentlessly made trouble for two weeks, and Li Picai really couldn't get over.

Li Xian will never forget the day Li Pi took him to the zoo in his life.

It was drizzling in the sky, he sat on the girder of the big permanent bicycle, accompanied by Li Pi humming the huge and ugly "Sailor", and finally took him to the county zoo for more than half an hour.

There, four-year-old Li Xian saw many, many animals: chickens, ducks, fish, pigs, cows, sheep, and even donkeys and horses! At the exit of the zoo, he ate his first roasted egg.

That night, Li Xian peed on the kang excitedly.

Later, Li Xian went to kindergarten, and under the guidance of a teacher, he was surprised to find that the zoo in his mind was called a vegetable market by other children.

This is just one of Li Xian's more impressive ones.

There are many other excesses. For example, Li Pi once told him that he was not biological, but picked up from the garbage bin at the door. Li Xian thought for a long time that the two garbage bins at the door were his biological parents, and in order to fulfill his filial piety, the two garbage bins at the door of Li Xian's house were always the cleanest in the neighborhood - all of them were cleaned by Li Xian in his spare time. Later, the bear child of the old Xu family next door kicked the two garbage bins, and Li Xian fought with the bear child for two years. He always believed that he and Xiao Xu had a grudge against his father.

Li Pi lacks virtue, and Zhu Juan is not a good thing.

Li Xian's biggest childhood shadow came from Zhu Juan.

And the signal of the shadow of childhood, roughly;

"Eldest son, come here, mom asks you something. ”

"You tell your mom the truth, mom doesn't beat you. ”

"Li Xian, I'm still too used to you. ”

And Li Xian still can't forget that he once raised a chick by himself. I worked hard to raise the chick and grow into a big rooster, and every day I chirped for myself in the yard and played with myself.

Later, once there was a guest at home, Zhu Juan said that the rooster was too dirty, and wanted to wash it, so Li Xian helped him boil water.

The innocent Li Xian helped Zhu Juan hold Chai He and burned the stove pit.

Two hours later, he saw the big lying in the soup pot, dead and staring.

At that time, Li Xian almost cried.

So in this life, what Li Xian hates the most is that others trick himself!

After seeing through Katya's routine, he hummed.

Sure enough, Su Ya, who is still simple and kind, and has no scheming, is the most well-behaved!

Lao Paper really didn't choose the wrong woman!

Pushing Katya who hadn't come out of the play to the chair and sitting down, Li Xian sat at his desk, wrote hard, and wrote a whole article outline, as well as the direction and requirements of writing.

Placing the things in front of Katya, he picked up the key to the room.

Then, he closed the heavy wooden door in the basement.

Anti-locked.

"Hey, hey, hey, Li Xian, what are you doing!"

Listening to the knock on the door, Li Xian sneered, "It's not so easy to be quite my woman." Now, the time has come to test you, Katya. Tonight's 50,000-word manuscript is out, and I'm optimistic about you. ”

After speaking, Li Xian put the key in his pocket and strode away.

Through the door, he heard footsteps in the distance, and Katya broke down.

"Ahhh

Looking at the writing outline given by Li Xian in his hand, Katya stomped her foot in annoyance.

"The tears are fake, but the words are sincere!

......

After wandering outside for half a year, Li Xian, who returned home, completely let himself go.

The next day, he slept until dawn, and it was not until the sun was facing south that he could not hold back the morning urine and got out of the warm bed.

Downstairs, Shen Jingbing had already stopped preparing for lunch. Served to the table.

When Li Xian went downstairs with a toothbrush in his mouth, he saw Shen Jingbing wandering around the living room of Nuoda with a feather duster, looking at the century-old decorative paintings on the walls and the mural reliefs on the ceiling.

"Yo. Seeing the food on the table, Li Xian was surprised.

Shen Jingbing is out of breath!

When I was in Shanghai, I was urging myself when I was at home, and this product would be washed for rice and cooked. Moreover, you have to do it yourself.

Why did you return to Ice City and awaken your cooking skills?

Feeling Li Xian's surprised gaze, Shen Jing said coldly: "Awake?"

"Well, this meal ......"

"It was delivered from a nearby restaurant, saying that someone had booked a monthly meal from them. Probably your canary. I've already eaten it, so if you want to eat it, go and heat it up in the pot yourself. ”

Okay.

Li Xianyi grinned.

Overestimate you.

"I said, you don't have anything to do every day anyway, can't you learn to cook by yourself? Maybe you can learn to cook, and you can remember what kind of memories you have. Helpful to you. ”

Hearing Li Xian's muttering, Shen Jingbing snorted disdainfully, "Don't talk about amnesia." I don't think I'm a natural cook, and probably never cooked before I had amnesia. So, cooking didn't help me recover my memory. ”

All right.

Li Xian was defeated.

The women in the family are more difficult to deal with one by one.

"That's right. ”

Just when he was secretly thinking that this was almost the New Year, should he let Li Jie and Su Ya come back for a reunion, Shen Jingbing suddenly thought of something.

"In the basement of the next building, there has been a strange cry since five o'clock this morning. It's that canary of yours, annoying. I've locked the basement window from the outside, and it's been hours now, would you like to take a look?"

“！！！”

glanced at the table clock in the living room, and saw that it was already eleven o'clock at noon, Li Xianmeng slapped his forehead.

Broken!

Throwing the toothbrush on the ground and wiping his mouth, Li Xian quickly picked up the basement key and ran out.

Entering the side building, Li Xian could no longer hear any screams.

It wasn't until he reached the basement hallway that he faintly heard a vague moan from Katya's office.

Hurriedly opened the door, Li Xian saw Katya holding his stomach and lying on the desk.

"Katya, are you alright?"

Katya's eyes were red.

It's not that I'm angry, but I stayed up all night and cultivated the kind of red of Daxian.

In the face of Li Xian's unconfident inquiry, her face turned red, like a boiled prawn: "Li Xian! You bastard! I have been ...... from last night to now You...... Don't you know if there's a bathroom in this room?"

Li Xian was about to say something, when he saw Katya get up from the chair with a brisk step, and ran out with a flash of smoke.

The speed was too fast, and the swinging Feng'er even flew up the stack of manuscripts on the table.

Picking up a page from the flying manuscript paper, Li Xian sighed when he saw the vigorous and powerful font on it.

Picked up all the manuscripts and rearranged them according to the number, and Li Xian read them again.

Boy

More than 150 pages.

A 500-word manuscript paper, excluding the blanks, is about 300 or 400.

More than 150 pages, I'm afraid it's really 50,000 words!

Seeing the powerful arguments, clear views, tricky angles, and sharp writing, Li Xian's eyes lit up.

Wonderful!

It can be said that Katya's manuscript completely expresses the views he demands. Moreover, it is better than what I remembered!

Putting the manuscript back on the table, looking at the trash can next to the desk, the half bucket of unknown orange-yellow liquid, Li Xian buttoned his nostrils.

Really.

Shut up a small black house, do not give water, do not give food, and are not even allowed to go to the toilet, and use all inhuman methods to restrict their freedom......

It is the ultimate meaning of an author's ability to produce high-quality and high-quantity outputs!