Not only Ma Yu, everyone was surprised!

What? Is there a mistake in the information I have just given you a brief description of what is going on? Isn't it harmful?

Some older people are even more angry, that's okay, I'm still counting on that trick to rejuvenate the youth!

Some people with some disabilities are also angry, so what's the matter, won't my plan to change my old appearance to a new look come to naught?

Seeing that everyone was more excited, the elf sister smiled and spoke softly, but her voice was very penetrating, and she spoke directly to people's hearts: "Don't worry, everyone, Miss Yixiang's mistakes are some, but they are not so serious!" Let me explain, everyone will be clear, in fact, it is the function used by the little sister of the carefree flower, is to make her grow taller, which is equivalent to the age of Ma Yu's little sister, if it is the same as the function of the little sister of the carefree flower, isn't it contrary to her expected young beauty? Don't take it lightly and use your strength in the wrong direction.

"This is clear, right? If this is clear, I will advertise the good goods provided by my score system! I tell you, you have to listen carefully, my elf sister's advertisement, said to be an advertisement, but it is fundamentally different from ordinary commercial advertisements, that is to say, my advertisement is more valuable than theirs! How much higher is my value? Roughly calculated, at least 10,000 times!

"If you don't believe me, listen to me! After listening to it, you promise that you will say, not only ten thousand times? 100,000 times, so no matter how much time you spend listening to advertisements now, or the silver taels you spend enthusiastically spending money in the future, it is worth the money, and it is definitely worth it! If you are stupid and miss this opportunity, don't worry about my words! You can't blame my brother for being unpredictable! Because I made this advertisement for my brother, after all, he is the master of the system, and I am just the administrator of the system, and you all know ten administrators, right?

"Now that I'm back to business, I'm going to be my administrator profession, my old profession! I'm an expert, I'm experienced! How experienced? I'm scared to death when I say it! Let's put it this way, the old Master Kong is the biggest among you, right? That Paul III doesn't count, I have been an administrator at least forty times that of Old Man Kong Yuliang, he is one hundred and fifty years old this year, you can count it yourself.

"You probably all know, there is such a sentence, it has been said in the culture of China for many years, at least thousands of years, it is called 'Eighteen changes in the female university, the more it changes, the better it looks', this, by the way, the descendant of the old master Kong, Grandpa Kong Yuliang, by the way, calling you Grandpa Kong is an honorific title for you, not you are really my grandfather, of course, if Qiao calls you Grandpa Kong, I will also follow him, in order to be consistent with my brother, I am willing to suffer a little loss! By the way, the reason why I am at a loss is of course because I am older than all of you who are here or not! How old am I? I am ...... this year. Forget it, your custom is that women don't tell others their age, and I will follow the customs! By the way, little sister Ma Yu, just now the little sister of Wuwuhua said to let you see her, just to let you know that if you become a citizen of Lilliputia, you will have the beauty and youth you pursue, and I will also follow her practice and let you look at me! Now Ma Yu, look at me, does the way I look like you meet your standards of youth and beauty?"

Ma Yu was stunned for a long time, there is such a beautiful woman in the world!

Hearing the news of the elf sister, the little chicken pecked the rice, and nodded wildly: "Yes! Yes! Yes, yes, it's too standard, I can have that kind of appearance like the little sister, by the way, people can't be too ambitious, even if it's only half of the appearance of a young lady, I'm willing to die immediately!"

Listening to Ma Yu's incoherent farewell, everyone burst into laughter.

The elf sister also smiled, although the language of the little sister Ma Yu was not well organized, but the meaning came, this level of speech, so-so can be regarded as a high level of unexpectedness.

The elf sister suddenly asked, "That old man Kong, you still haven't been able to answer the question I asked you just now." ”

Kong Yuliang was having fun, thinking that as soon as he said that, he had nothing to do with himself, and how could I know how many years that folk proverb had been circulated? I am not an expert on folklore.

However, now that the elf sister is named again, I can't help but answer, otherwise, when my Spring and Autumn pen and Spring and Autumn penmanship are upgraded, as soon as her villain is unhappy, I will be in trouble!

"Hehe, little elf sister, your question stumped the old man, by the way, this old man is not your old man, I am not qualified, I am old, only a hundred years old, in a few days will be one hundred and fifty; Because of what, because I don't really have the ability, it's just that the ancestor appreciates the food, his four books and five classics have been handed down, and my little ink comes from there, but the things that the ancestor said are all high, there is nothing about the eighteenth female college and the like, and it is directly related to women, I will remember one, that one is 'only the villain and the woman are difficult to raise!' If you are near, you will be disrespectful, and if you are far away, you will be resentful, what do you say this is and what is it! As his direct descendant, he was embarrassed to say that I am not good to repeat it to him here! ”

The elf sister said: "Don't be shy, old man! Since you are the old man of the straight brother, you are also my old man! This is more important than that, and also, the old man, you are you, the old man of yours, the old man of yours, Master Kong, he is him, who made him not my old man and you are my old man? Besides, the two of you are half a catty and eight taels, you see that he is half a catty, and you are eight taels, although I am not familiar with that kind of weights and measures, and I also know that eight taels is a lot more than half a catty! Okay, Mr. Kong, your matter has been revealed, by the way, that little sister Ma Yu, are you clearer now?"

Ma Yu said in his heart, I don't know! On the contrary, I am even more confused! Sister, my IQ is in arrears, and three hundred is not enough!

However, he said: "Well, I see! That female college has changed eighteen times, it's hard to say a word, don't say it! Elf sister, you come on, hurry up and say the following content, that is, that 10,000 times 100,000 times good thing, my heart yearns for it." ”

After Ma Yu finished speaking, he vomited all kinds of sayings in his heart, saying that what is circulated is the essence, but why can't it be verified when I come to Aunt Ben's grandmother? My eighteen is really dim, and I am also eighteen changed, but the more I change, the more beautiful I get, but the more I change, the more nonsense! It's simply annoying.

As a direct result, I never dared to tell me that I had passed the critical stage of eighteen changes, but stayed before eighteen forever!

"Now that little sister Ma Yu understands the old man's old saying, I want to tell you that the female college is eighteen, talking about eighteen years of changes, and the things in my system need to get the same changes, but it doesn't take eighteen years, it doesn't need eighteen months, it doesn't take eighteen days, it doesn't take eighteen hours! It doesn't even take eighteen minutes, eighteen seconds is enough!"

The elf sister was talking about it there, and everyone else was in a happy mood when they heard it, and their hearts were full of lightheartedness, but there was only one person who was tense there, staring at her and sweating profusely.

That person is, of course, Qiao Zhi.

If you want to say that you are familiar with the elf sister, Qiao Zhi said second, and no one dared to say first!

However, the elf sister had never said so much in public before.

As the saying goes, if you say too much, you will lose, and the elf sister is so blind that it is inevitable that she will not miss her front hooves.

The elf sister glanced at Qiao Zhi, who was nervous, and was happy in her heart, and suddenly changed her words.

"By the way, I'll give you another example! More convincing, straight brother straight brother, you come here, you need to sacrifice a little, make a little contribution to strengthen my advertising effect, and there will be a reward for you in the future." ”

Qiao Zhi, the stupid buddy, was stunned, and looked at the smiling elf sister suspiciously, not knowing what day it was.

The elf sister Jade stretched out her fingers, pointed at Qiao Zhi and said: "Look! This one, my straight brother! His actual age is only sixteen, I instantly added two years to him, and he became like this, that is, eighteen years old, barely a manly husband! Besides, even if it's eighteen, I'll come...... Take care of him, he is my straight brother after all! Okay, straight brother, you go down, there is no business for you. ”

Qiao Zhi also wanted to say a few words, but he didn't insert it!

I thought with emotion that women talk a lot, but they really talk a lot!

There was no chance to say anything, so Qiao Zhi had to come up in a daze, and how to go back in a daze.

Still returning to his place, he secretly looked at his elf sister, and secretly sweated for her.

The elf sister said that she was addicted, and suddenly she was kind!

"Ma Yu Ma Yu! Little sister, I'm happy today, I'll give you a function that is one year younger! If you buy it, you need one billion Jiayuan coins, and I'm also for the advertising effect, so that everyone can see, young and beautiful, you can get ...... in an instant"

When Ma Yu heard this, he almost fainted on the spot! This is too pie in the sky, and this pie is too big!

But at this moment, a thunderous voice remembered: "No! How can the people of my Ma family get something for nothing?"

As he spoke, a tall figure appeared above the canopy!

When everyone saw it, they immediately knew in their hearts that they were alive and well off a male version of Ma Yu!

The Lord has come out!

This appearance caused a shock, and the audience couldn't help but be silent.

At this moment, Noji probably calmed his mind, and took advantage of the silence here to begin the exposition of his thrilling experience, perhaps because of the urgency of time, but in fact he did not adjust it completely, but his audience must listen to his story, so he can't procrastinate.

"My companions consulted with each other, and they all agreed to go and call the door, and they all thought that this was the most appropriate way to do so, so they set out at the hostess's door, and took their positions, and they let out their voices and shouted with a loud voice.

The mistress immediately opened the shining door, and came out to summon them in, and all the simple and ignorant warriors went with her, except for Lokos, who suspected that the matter was deceitful, and did not dare to come near, but when he agreed to call the door, he did not object.

The hostess led them inside, took their seats in the chairs and stools, and made a drink, which was made with the fine wine of Inner Asia, with barley, cheese, and yellowish honey, and, of course, mixed with the potions of the demons, so that they would forget the effect of their own country.

"Of course my rough companions don't know about this potion, not even Lokos, otherwise no one has come this far!

But when they had used it, the master Erkai raised a club and struck the people who were in the house, my companions, and drove them into the pigsty.

"At the same time, the hostess Erkai did not hide her intentions, but turned my companions into the form of pigs, that is, let them attack the pig's head and face, the pig's voice, and the pig's mane, but the human mind remained the same, as it was.

"The sad lads were driven into the pigsty, and there they cried aloud, because the minds of the people they had kept at that time knew what had happened to them.

Erkai then dropped the fruits of acorns, beeches, dogwoods, and other hard fruits, which were the pigs who slept on the mud, and were particularly fond of eating feed, and which were also their usual meals.

After all, in her eyes, those people were no longer people, but pigs, and those who had become pigs, when they saw the food that was still in the pig manure pit, instinctively did not eat it.

"However, in addition to their fake pigs, there are also real pigs, although the fake pigs are not real pigs, but they look exactly the same as real pigs, and they can't help but be on par with real pigs in behavior, they are close to pigs!

So, when these fake pigs saw other real pigs swarming to scramble, they were unconsciously affected and went to scramble, and their learning ability was still very strong, and they quickly gained the upper hand.

Therefore, every time they grab a big acorn, they snort a few times proudly at the other pigs, and after humming, they feel that it is inappropriate.

However, their shame was soon diluted, because everyone was pigs, and what happened to the mood and behavior of pigs?

"At this time, only one of my first teammates was still a human, and he did not become a pig, so naturally he did not enter the pigsty, and once he entered the pigsty, the walls of the pigsty would block your eyes, and you could not see the outside world except the pig world.

Therefore, Rokos could see the situation of his teammates with natural eyes, and when he saw that his team was wiped out, leaving him alone, he hurried back to the black Clipper and told them what had happened to them, and their fate was miserable.

The sorrow in Lokos' heart was indescribable, so much so that although he tried to speak, he could not speak, and his heart was struck by sorrow, and his eyes were watering with tears, and he was speechless when he wanted to cry and mourn.

"We, the second group of men who stayed in the camp and the warship, waited for a long time before we asked, what was the appalling thing that had scared this brave and wise hero into such a state?

"At last he spoke, and told Noji of his grief of losing his companion: 'As you have thould, glorious Noji, we have walked through the jungle and found a fine dwelling, and in the middle of the valley, with polished stones, standing in an open place.

"'When we got there, we walked to the door, and heard and saw people shuttling back and forth, weaving along a huge fabric, whether it was an angel's illusion or a mortal woman.

"We saw nothing unusual, and decided to disturb our master, so we let go of our clear voices, and our companions called out to the mistress, and the master of the houseroom immediately opened the shining door and came out to invite them in.

"We were all in plain and ignorant of her, and went with her, except for me, and I did not dare to come near when I suspected that there was a deceit in the matter, and after that they all disappeared, and none of them came out, and though I sat there for a long time, and waited patiently, it was in vain, and not one of them waited. ’

When Lokos heard this, I took up my great bronze sword with silver nails, and at the same time hung a bow on my shoulder, and commanded Lokos to lead me along the way he came, but he stretched out his hands, put his arms around my knees, and pleaded.

"Howling out winged words, he said to me eagerly: 'Don't go against my will, don't take me there!' I know you can't bring back your companions, not even yourself, let us hurry up and take the rest of our friends and leave, and we will still hide from the evil of the last days!'

When he had said this, I opened my mouth and said, "Stay here, Rockus, and eat and drink, and I will go alone by the side of the deep black ship, and it is my duty to do my duty under great pressure." ’

"When I had said this, I set out from the side of the boat and walked away from the beach, but as I walked along the quiet valley of the Ring, and approached the spacious house of Erkai, who was well versed in pharmacology, and came to meet me with a golden rod, just before the door of the house,

"In the form of a young man, with a stubble beard, in the prime of his life, he took my hand and called out to me, saying, 'Where are you going, unfortunate man, alone, through the wilderness and mountains, through strange lands?

"'I tell you, that your friends have fallen into the hands of Erkai, and have come here in the form of pigs, in a tight column, and that you have come here to save them?' tell you, by your own words, that you will not be able to escape, and that you will be caught, and you will be with them.

"But I will save you from deceit, and deliver you, and now I will give you a thing, and you will take this miraculous elixir with you and go to the house of Erkai, and it will save you from the evil of today.

"Now, I will tell you about Erkai's methods, including all her vicious deceptions, and she will make you a drink and mix the potions with you, but she will not be able to transfigurate you, and the medicine I have given you will ward you off her cunning.

"Let me tell you how to behave, all of it! When Erkai is ready to strike and raise up the long rod and subdue you, you shall immediately draw your sword and pounce on you from the crotch as if to kill her, and she will be frightened and demand to be married to you and her.

"When the time comes, you must not refuse the affection of your mistress, and if you want her to return her companion and do you all that you have done well, you must promise her, but let her make a solemn vow, in the name of the Angel of Happiness, that she will not devise any new tricks to harm you.

"Otherwise, while you are not clothed, she will drain your strength and destroy your yang, because you cannot always guard against her, and you will be taken advantage of when you are physically and mentally exhausted. ’

"When I had said this, I gave me the miraculous medicine, which had been taken from a peculiar place, and I saw its form, with black stems, but with white flowers, which the angels called 'magic,' and which it was difficult for mortals to dig up, but there was nothing that the angels could not do.

Then Earmes departed from me, and crossed the wooded islands, and returned to the peak of Catherine, while I walked to the house of Earkey, and my heart rose and fell, and I followed the steps to the door of the beautiful hostess, and cried out, and stood on my legs.

"When the mistress heard this, she opened the shining door, and came out to invite me in, and I went in with her great annoyance, and she made me sit down in a chair of fine workmanship, riveted with brilliant silver spikes, and in front of it a footstool.

"She made me a drink, put it in a golden cup, and with a hatred of poison, mixed the potion and delivered it to me, expecting that I would soon become a pig too, and join my companions, and add a number of pigs to the herd.

"But it backfired, and I was still the same!" The hostess, seeing that I had not changed my form after drinking, immediately lifted up her staff, struck me, and began to speak, and cried out: "Get out of your pigsty, and lie down with them, like your companions!"

"Hearing her true form tell her of her vicious intentions, I drew my sword, and went straight to the witch from my side, and pounced on her as if to kill her with a sword, but she screamed, bent over, and ran to my knees, and cried out loudly.

"She said to me, and came to my ear with winged words: 'Who are you, and who are your parents?' from which city, where are your parents?

"From a long time ago, until now, no one else can stop my medicinal power, just drink it and seep through his teeth, and he will immediately become a lovely pig in my pen!

"But the magic of your heart is invulnerable, so it seems that you must be a wise and shrewd man, and the dog-eyed angel with the golden scepter always tells me of your coming, and has returned from the battle on the eastern side of Mount Sinai, with a black ship.

"Come, put away your bronze sword, insert it into its sheath, and let us go to my boudoir, tie the knot, and perhaps establish trust between you and me in the beautiful atmosphere of the candle night in the cave room. ’

Hearing her say this, I was also very surprised in my heart, it turns out that there are angels operating in such a thing?

"I opened my mouth and said, 'Is it not possible, Miss Erkai, that you want me to be gentle with you, and you have turned my companions into pigs in your palace?

"Now, you have entangled me here, with bad intentions, and asked me to go to your boudoir and marry you, so that I might drain my strength and destroy my yang while I was not clothed?

"Therefore, I do not want to live in the same room with you, unless you, I suppose you should be a mutated angel, and make a solemn oath that I will not devise any new evil tricks to harm me, and this vow will bind the angel, whether true or pretended. ’

Hearing my request, she swore an oath and granted all that I requested, and when she had sworn and made a vow, I marched to the beautiful boudoir of Erkai, where the flowery boudoir brocade was placed.

"At the same time, four maids who were at home to the ear were busy, and placed all the necessary things in the mistress's palace, and they were the angels in charge of the springs, the jungles, and the sacred rivers that flowed into the sea, and of course all angels dressed as women.

One of them spread out the beautiful cloth and prepared the cushions on top of the chair, and covered them with a purple blanket, while the second carried over the silver table, placed it in front of the chair, and laid out a golden food basket.

The third brought out a mellow, sweet wine, and set out a golden cup in a silver bowl, while the fourth brought water, lit a blazing firewood, and warmed it under a cauldron.

When the hot bath water boiled over the shiny copper pot, she let me into the bathtub, scooped the bath from the cauldron, added cold water, adjusted it to the hot spot that pleased my heart, poured it on my head, washed my shoulders, washed away the heart-wrenching tiredness, from my limbs and legs, all the way to the top of my head.

"When I had finished bathing, she smeared me with a smooth olive oil, dressed me in a beautiful shawl, and sat me down in a chair of fine workmanship, riveted with brilliant silver spikes, with a footstool in front of it.

"A maid brought a beautiful pot of gold, poured out water, and put it in a silver basin for us to wash our hands, and carried it over a slippery table and placed it beside us, and a dignified servant brought bread for us to eat.

"The maid laid out many delicacies, plenty of food, and generously presented them, and invited us to eat and drink, but I did not want to eat anything, and sat thinking about other things, thinking of the evil state in which my subordinates were in their hearts.

"When the hostess saw that I was sitting in a chair, without food, and indulging in intense sorrow, she came and stood beside me, and spat out winged words, and said to me: 'Why do you sit here, and move yourself, like a silent idiot, sad and sorrowful, and do not eat, drink, or touch food?, are you afraid that I will play tricks on you again? No, do not be afraid, I have sworn to you, and I have made a solemn oath to you. ’

When she had finished speaking, I opened my mouth to answer, and said, "Tell me, Erkai, what upright and good man can quietly taste the sweetness of wine and meat, and have not rescued his companions, and seen them, and met with them, and if you have earnestly advised me to eat and drink, why not let them go, that I may see them with my own eyes, and see my trusted companions again." ’

"After hearing this, Erkai walked through the hall, and with a staff in his hand, he opened the door of the ring, and drove out my companions, like a flock of fat pigs to the slaughter, who stood before her, who stepped in among them, and anointed their bodies with another potion, the dense hair, proliferated by the evil medicine which had been before.

The queen's ear made it drink, and let them drink it one by one, and in no time the long pig's hair removed from their torsos, and they were restored to their human form, even younger than before, and seemed far taller and more handsome than before.

"They came to their senses, recognized me, and came near one by one, and took hold of my hands, and the desire for sorrow was prevaricated in our hearts, and the crying in the house was so great that even Erkai felt pity.

The beautiful mistress came and stood beside me, and said, "Son of Lamech, son of the Mighty Protector, resourceful self-resigning, go, go to your boat, and return to the beach, and first take up the boat, drag it to the shore, and put the things and the ship's equipment into the cave rock by the sea, and then turn back and lead your trusting companion." ’

Her words touched my lofty heart. I went to the swift clipper, to the beach by the sea, and found my trusted companions, who were on the edge of the clipper, with sad faces, whimpering and weeping, and with great tears.

"Just as in the village the calves are running and jumping around the cows, who have just left the pastures and returned to the column, and are full of round bellies, and the calves are running in herds, and the barns are no longer able to stop them from slaughling, and they are constantly bleating, and running around their mothers.

"And just like that, when my companions saw me return, they rushed to my side, tears in their eyes, and the passion in their hearts made them feel as if they had returned to their homeland, to their own castle, to their own castle, to the place where they were born and nurtured.

"So they cried out to me and said to me in winged words: 'We rejoice in our hearts at the sight of your return, O outstanding Trek, as if we had returned to our homeland, our homeland, and come, and tell us of the death of those men, of our friends.' ’

When I had heard this, I replied in gentle words, saying, "Let us first take up the wooden boats, drag them to the shore, and put the things and the ship's equipment into the cave rocks by the sea, and then rush back to the other side, and all the people, come forward with me, that we may meet your companions, who are eating and drinking in the beautiful courtyard of Erkai, and that they will never run out of food." ’

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