"I don't think so. ”

"It's time to arrive soon, that's it, I can't escape sooner or later, I'd better accept my fate, this monkey head, bullying me in the sky, coming back in the world, what kind of sin have I done!"

As soon as the words fell, a voice came.

"You run, keep running, haha, I'm not bullying you, I love you. ”

Bang!

Sun Dasheng fell from the sky, and the sound of the boom smashed the dead branches and leaves on the ground flying everywhere.

Tang Xiaobao and Zhu Fatzi were so frightened that they jumped up from the ground.

Pulling out the dead leaves on his face, Tang Xiaobao looked at the monkey head in front of him, and said with a wry smile: "I said Great Sage, don't be so coquettish when you appear, you almost blinded me!"

Zhu Fatzi spit out a dead leaf, cried with a sad face, stared at the monkey head fiercely, and said: "You are trying to force people to death, don't go too far, provoke the hair, I have to fight with you, the rabbit bites when he is in a hurry, and the dog runs away from the wall when he is in a hurry." ”

"Come on, come on, come and bite me, I'll you off, just like you, I'll beat ten. ”

The monkey head crossed his waist with his hands on his waist, his neck held high, and his face stretched out his fingers domineeringly and shouted.

Hey, going to fight?

Tang Xiaobao was a little excited.

The decisive battle between the ring and the Great Sage, lying down, this is even more rare and exciting than the decisive battle between Ximen Blowing Snow and Ye Gucheng on the top of the purple gold!

Tang Xiaobao smiled: "Hit, fight, fatty, you can't be cowardly!"

"Hmph, I won't fight him, I can't beat him anyway, we can't fight to death, it's a waste of strength. Zhu Fatzi was like a deflated ball, sat down with his buttocks, and stretched out his hand: "Give me another root." ”

Tang Xiaobao handed over the cigarette and lit the fire.

The monkey pouted: "Can you beat me, I'll beat ten." ”

He sat down with his buttocks, and the three of them sat in a circle.

"Come and give me the roots. ”

The monkey reached out.

Tang Xiaobao couldn't cry or laugh.

Simply, the three of them spit clouds and mist.

This scene is too beautiful to bear to look at directly.

Tang Xiaobao is tall enough.

Quit fat enough.

The monkey head is skinny enough.

All have their own characteristics.

The key is their identity, and if it is known, it must be in the headlines.

It's not that Marshal Tianpeng and Monkey King are in the name, but only that one is the actual controller of the Holy Sect, one is the world's No. 1 kitchen god, and the other is the all-round talent Tang Xiaobao......

Isn't that scary enough?

After a pause, the monkey head said, "Senior brother, you should obey me." ”

It's dirty!

Tang Xiaobao frowned.

Zhu Fatzi said: "Okay, I can cook for you, but I won't go to the treasure hunt." ”

"What kind of treasure are you exploring?" Tang Xiaobao asked curiously.

The monkey head said triumphantly: "Okay, welcome, we can form a demon collection team." ”

"He's going to the demons and monsters desperately, are you going?" Zhu Fatzi said angrily: "I can warn you, you can't take risks, your chaotic body hasn't been molded yet, don't lose your life, if you want to go, you will definitely be killed by those monsters, and we will be abused if we go." ”

Sweat......

Tang Xiaobao was dumbfounded: "Then you are still going?"

"He has masochistic tendencies. Zhu Fatzi pointed to the monkey head and said indignantly.

"Life is so boring. The monkey head didn't deny it, laughing.

Tang Xiaobao swallowed his saliva, suddenly moved in his heart, and said, "You like to take risks?"

"Yes, yes. ”

"Then do you know about the arrival of Erlang God and the Howling Sky Dog?"

Tang Xiaobao asked.

The monkey head and Zhu Fat Man were stunned.

"Ah? Erlang Shenjun also came down? Isn't he the nephew of the Jade Emperor? Wouldn't he?

The monkey head also looked curious.

Tang Xiaobao said: "No, he came through the passage of the two worlds of humans and immortals, in fact, he came for my chaotic qi, this Jade Emperor Lao'er, wants my chaotic qi, and this guy also arrested my two friends, so I want to kill him." ”

Zhu Fatzi's face changed greatly: "Wasn't he trafficked?"

"That's right. ”

"You still want to kill him?"

Zhu Fatzi's expression was a little exaggerated: "Do you know what you're talking about? He is Erlang Zhenjun, he can pinch you to death with one finger." ”

Tang Xiaobao pursed his lips: "Isn't he just a second fool, is he so powerful?" I think the chance is still very great, the Great Sage is here, isn't it easy to kill him?"

He looked at the monkey head.

Zhu Fatzi laughed.

The monkey's face was strange, and he waved his hand: "I want to kill him, naturally it's easy, he is my subordinate." ”

"You see, the Great Sage said yes. ”

"But—"

The monkey head rolled his eyes: "I'm not interested in the defeated generals, so it's better to stab the monster." ”

Tang Xiaobao was stunned.

Zhu Fatzi said dissatisfiedly: "Senior brother, are you afraid that people will say it directly, do you need to put gold on your face?"

"I-"

The monkey's face was red, he stood up, and when he reached the distance, a voice came back: "Fatty, don't you hurry up and keep up, do you really want to deal with Erlang God?"

The fat man jumped up: "Senior brother, wait for me, I'll go with you." ”

Suddenly, the fat man flew.

But soon, in the distance, there was a loud noise.

I guess it fell again.

In the past, his flight could only last a few tens of meters, but this time, it seems that it can last hundreds of meters, or even farther.

But in the end, it still has to keep falling.

Tang Xiaobao came back to his senses, the monkey head and Zhu Fatzi had long disappeared without a trace, only from the edge of the sky from time to time there was a rumbling sound, like thunder, getting smaller and smaller, and finally inaudible.

He was depressed.

I thought that with the monkey head, the plan to kill Erlang God could be carried out smoothly.

Moreover, the appearance of the two brothers here is like a destiny from God, and they have saved a lot of trouble.

But who would have thought that both of them were cowards.

Don't look at the monkey's words so good, in the end, I'm still afraid of Erlang God.

At first, Tang Xiaobao couldn't figure it out, but then he understood a little.

Erlang God's mana is still there.

Monkey head and ring, although immortal, can never die, but that will not look for abuse, if the mana is absent, it can basically be ignored.

I can't fight this one.

Beating is looking for abuse.

The monkey head is willing to fight with monsters, and he is not willing to fight with Erlang God.

To put it bluntly, it's still for the sake of face.

Once, Erlang God may not be able to beat him, that is glory, but now he can't beat others, and if he goes again, how embarrassing.

Or perhaps, the monkey head is now smart, and he has to take care of the face of the Jade Emperor.

After all, he still didn't dare to go against Heavenly Court.

Erlang God is now the spokesperson of Heavenly Court.

It seems that the plan to kill Erlang God is about to run aground, at least, the fake hand of others will not work for the time being.

Tang Xiaobao went home depressed and fell asleep.

At dawn, he went downstairs, and there were already guests in the room.