Chapter 115: I Felt the Same Way Last Year
Chapter 115
Originally, the crotch zipper of jeans was designed to make it easier to pull out the huge object when going to the toilet.
But in the college entrance examination, metal zippers have become a problem.
Fortunately, the zipper was finally cut, and the male classmate covered his lower body and walked into the examination room with a shy and cautious face.
Gu Lu and the other two invigilators also walked into the examination room together.
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The examination room invigilated by Gu Lu is a liberal arts examination room.
So naturally, I didn't meet the students in my class.
There are ten minutes left to start the exam.
Gu Lu carried his hands behind his back and patrolled the examination room with a serious face.
When I walked to the back of the classroom, I vaguely heard the conversation between the two boys.
Classmate A poked at classmate B in front of him, "Hey, classmate, which class are you in?"
Student B: "Class 3." ”
"Then classmate, how are your grades?"
Student B nodded and smiled, "My grades are quite stable. ”
"What about specifically?" asked Student A.
"The bottom three of our class have never been absent. Student B tilted his head and replied.
"......" classmate A twitched the corner of his mouth, "That...... That's pretty stable. ”
"What about you, classmate?" asked classmate B.
Student A smiled, not proud at all, "I have won the first place in the class three times in a row." ”
"Brother, you're better. ”
"Hahaha, each other. ”
"Hey, brother, when we get to Kawen Zong, the two of us will cooperate. Towards the end of the exam, you pass me the answers to the multiple choice questions you preceded. ”
"I, brother, you're not mistaken, my Wen Zong is just as waterlogged as you! Can you believe my answer?"
"Of course I can't believe it, but ah, you want to. After excluding the answers you chose and the answers I chose from the multiple choice questions, will the correct rate be very high when you choose the remaining options?"
"Brotherly plan!"
"Hahaha, it's just a very simple stupid way, brother, don't let the invigilator find out!"
"But I've heard it. Gu Lu stood in front of the two who were discussing enthusiastically, condescendingly, staring at the two with fierce eyes.
"Teacher ......"
The two glanced up at Gu Lu, then shrunk their necks, trembling all over.
"Don't think about cheating. Gu Lu's majestic voice sounded in the ears of the two, "Cheating in the college entrance examination is a criminal sentence, I don't believe that your teacher didn't tell you." ”
"Yes, yes, yes. The male classmate sneered, "Teacher, we two scumbags are just talking about it, and we don't have the idea of cheating, absolutely not!"
"It's good if you don't have an idea!" Gu Lu nodded, "If you really want to improve the accuracy of multiple-choice questions without cheating, I have a clever trick." ”
"Ask the teacher for advice. The two looked curious.
"It's very simple, do each multiple-choice question three times, choose a different answer each time, and then finally the option that you don't choose, it is estimated that the eight achievements are the correct answers. For these two scumbags, Gu Lu felt that this method was quite effective.
The eyes of the two of them lit up at the same time, as if they had suddenly discovered a new continent.
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At nine o'clock, the exam began.
The candidates crouched on the table and took the big questions seriously.
And Gu Lu sat on the stool in front of the podium, his eyes wandering in the classroom.
College entrance examination invigilation is actually quite a painful job.
The salary is not much, and a hundred yuan for an exam is enough, but the key is that it is very boring.
For example, the exams organized by the school are usually relaxed, and the requirements for the invigilator are relatively relaxed, swiping the mobile phone, reading newspapers and books, all within the allowable range.
No one even cares when they are chatting with other invigilators in the exam room.
But the college entrance examination is different......
Proctors are not allowed to bring any electronic devices and paper books.
And, after the start of the exam, it is forbidden to talk and to walk around at will!
The only thing that could be done during the two-and-a-half-hour exam was to stare at the thirty candidates in the classroom.
Boring!
Gu Lu endured the sleepiness that came to him, and his eyes were fixed on every move of the candidates in the audience.
At the same time, the fifth life plan is carried out in the mind.
Finally......
The bell rings at the end of the exam.
Gu Lu got up, moved his body, and then warned the candidates below to stop writing and prohibit answering questions, and took away the test papers in front of the pleading candidates with a strong attitude.
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Outside the exam room.
Gu Lu met Bi Qi, a classmate who was waiting for him downstairs, downstairs.
Seeing Gu Lu coming down with his water glass, Bi Qi walked over with a resentful face.
"Teacher, why did you take away my water glass, it made me hungry to death during the exam. Bi Qi looked at Gu Lu.
Gu Lu smiled and returned the water cup to Bi Qi, looking helpless, "I'm not afraid that you will drink too much water during the exam and cause you to go to the toilet!"
"It's okay, I have a big bladder!" Bi Qi took the water cup, unscrewed the lid, and gulped down.
"That's right, teacher. Bi Qi asked curiously, "What did you say to our invigilator, why did you just take away my water glass?"
"I said that your bladder is not very good, you can't drink more water! I have peed my pants in the class before, so don't let him drink it anymore. Gu Lu couldn't help laughing.
Bizzie: "......"
"Bladder, my bladder is very good!" Bi Qi felt that his dignity had been insulted.
He wants to prove himself to Gu Lu.
"If you don't believe me, I'll let you see it, teacher. As he spoke, Bi Qi was about to take off his pants.
"Don't, don't, it's public. At night...... Phew, don't take it off, the reporter is waiting outside, I don't want you to be the first person to strip in the college entrance examination. Gu Lu had a black line.
"Is mine big or not?"
"Big, big!"
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In the afternoon, the last English test was held.
The invigilator who was hospitalized in the middle of the night was completely abolished, and Gu Lu could only continue to come over to invigilate the exam.
At the school gate, Gu Lu happened to meet a male classmate in the same class.
"Teacher, are you going...... Proctoring?"
"Well, 203 exam room. ”
"What a coincidence, teacher, I'm also in the 203 exam room!"
"That's a coincidence. ”
"Then teacher, you see that we are so fateful, can you give me a little benefit?"
"Welfare? ”
"It's not anyone's. Teacher, as an invigilator, you don't have anything, internal question news or something?"
"Oh, I do have a problem here, almost a must. ”
"Teacher, you say!"
Gu Lu cleared his throat and spoke in English, "The price of the shirt is, nine pounds and fifteen pence!"
A classmate: "......"
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The English test in the afternoon was uneventful.
And this year's English test questions can't be called how difficult they are.
The bell rang for the end of the exam, and the students breathed a sigh of relief.
In the examination room where Gu Lu was, a certain classmate couldn't suppress the joy in his heart, and laughed out loud with the corners of his mouth, "Finally liberated!"
A male classmate sitting next to him glanced at him faintly, and unhurriedly packed up his stationery.
"I thought the same thing last year. ”