Text Text_Chapter 791 pulls me in the pit
The regret in Zheng Qian's heart.
When he just turned off his mobile phone to the living room, why didn't he think of turning off Huang Ning's mobile phone together?
This is the biggest failure!
He looked at Huang Ning pitifully, "Didn't you say you would take leave today?"
"However, there is a problem with that batch of goods, if I don't go back to deal with it, my work in Haichuan City will be in vain!" Huang Ning also sighed.
"Are you really going?"
"Come back tomorrow, I'll turn off tomorrow and ignore anything!"
Zheng Qian: "......"
Looking at the empty bed sheets next to him that still had the remnants of Huang Ning's body incense, Zheng Qian sighed and narrowed himself for a while.
After getting up, after a simple meal, Zheng Qian fiddled with his mobile phone.
Now that he has the nemesis of the corpse beetle, he is not as worried about the corpse worm riot as before.
However, the only thing Zheng Qian is worried about now is that the spar!
This watering and fertilization requires spars, and these Smurfs also eat spars, where did they get so much.
After thinking about it for a long time, Zheng Qian could only start the show, otherwise, he would be poor and drink the northwest wind.
However, there are so many programs that have already been broadcast, what should I do with that program?
Just when Zheng Qian was worried, he looked up and happened to see the program being played on the TV in the living room.
"Hmm, there is ......" Zheng Qian was overjoyed and hurriedly clicked on the live broadcast room.
"Ahem, everyone, a new show is in preparation, this time the show is absolutely first-class!" Zheng Qian said in the live broadcast room.
After all, it was the word-of-mouth that had accumulated so many programs before, and as soon as Zheng Qian's words came out, the people who went online in the live broadcast room went crazy.
"Ha, new brother, what kind of show is this time?
"Yes, the new adult, I like Meng Jiangnu very much, I am her die-hard fan, can you tell me, does the new show have her?"
"I'm Qin Fan, a new adult, the new show has King Qin Guang, right? If there is, I'll give you a reward!"
……
Looking at those comments, Zheng Qian said: "Everyone, don't be impatient, this show, when it is broadcast, it will definitely be refreshing for you!"
"Oh, new adult, what are you waiting for, hurry up!"
"Yes, I'm idle enough, but being hooked up like this by you, my heart is itchy, I can't do it if I don't look at it!"
"That's it, even if there is any show that is released, if you watch it well, it will definitely be greatly rewarded!"
Zheng Qian smiled and whistled at the mobile phone screen, "Old rules, this time the two characters are auctioned, male number one, male number two, there is no reserve price, no maximum price!"
"Haha, me!"
As soon as Zheng Qian's words were finished, someone popped up.
This is where the auction begins.
"I'm out of three thousand!"
"Five thousand!"
"Five thousand two!"
"Five thousand three!"
……
Zheng Qian glanced at the bidding results and knew that there would be a while before the results came out, so he simply went to cook something to eat first.
Just when Zheng Qian came over with a bowl of tomato and egg noodles, the results on it also came out.
"Male No. 1, bull head, 13,000 yellow spars!"
"Male No. 2, horse face, 12,000 yellow spars!"
Zheng Qian saw that the noodles that had just been stuffed into his mouth spit out, "Hey, it's these two brothers, and they really match my latest show!"
In order to prevent accidents, Zheng Qian hurriedly made the final decision.
"Haha, new adult, I believe in your new show, and I like your previous show very much, this time, I took out all my savings, King Qin Guang has so many fans, we brothers don't ask for more, it's good to have so many hundred!"
Zheng Qian almost squirted out of his nostrils after eating it in his mouth, "Hundreds of fan girls? I don't know if I have so many fan girls, you ...... If you want to, you have to be mine first!"
Thinking that being so, Zheng Qian replied: "Don't worry, there are only hundreds of fan girls, they are all hand-to-hand!"
As he spoke, Zheng Qian began to plan the show.
This show is relatively simple and not as complicated as Meng Jiangnu, so it was quickly booked.
Zheng Qian also specially brought clothes for Niu Tou Ma Mian to change, and also asked them to change their looks, and the two brothers stood together, which was quite harmonious.
"Okay, next, the show is on......"
Zheng Qian watched a rehearsal of the cow's head and horse noodles, and after confirming that there was no problem, this began.
As he announced the start of the show in the live broadcast room, the popularity of his live broadcast room also soared rapidly, and the five thousand people were full in an instant.
"Bench on the first floor!"
"Second floor sofa!"
"Third floor floor!"
"The fourth floor is rented, specializing in melon seeds and fruits......"
The live broadcast room is also becoming more and more lively, Zheng Qian is lying on the sofa, cross-legged Erlang, staring at the start of the live broadcast.
As the two curtains appeared on the screen slowly pulled open, the bull's head and the horse's face also appeared on the stage.
"Well, what are these two people wearing? What's this look, what are you playing?"
"I heard that the clothes on their bodies are called robes......"
"Sure enough, it's a new show, I'm looking forward to it!"
……
On the stage, the bull's head and the horse's face were all changed, wearing robes, looking at the front with a smile.
Niu Tou: When you talk about cross talk, you must first be able to speak
Ma Mian: Who can't speak
……
It's only been two sentences, and the live broadcast room almost exploded.
"This new show is called cross talk? haha, it's so novel, it's good, it's good......"
"It's a little interesting, it's a little taste, and I'm looking forward to it more and more!"
Bullhead: Not necessarily, do you say it upside down?
Ma Mian: What is the reversal?
Niu Tou: Upside down words are also called anyway words, that is, I say one sentence, and you say this sentence in reverse
Ma Mian: You can give you an example
Bull Head: For example, if I say, I am the head of the bull, and vice versa, the head of the bull is me.
Ma Mian: It's too easy, come on
Niu Tou (glancing at Ma Mian): I'm going to do this show
Ma Mian (shaking his head): I'll play this show
Bullhead: I love all the audience
Ma Mian: All the audience loves me
Bullhead: I sweep the floor
Ma Mian: Sweep me
Bullhead: I feed the pigs
Ma Mian: Pigs feed me
Bullhead: I'm in the pit
Ma Mian: The pulls me in the pit
……
"Hahaha......"
Niu Tou and Ma Mian were performing emotionally, and the audience in the live broadcast room was already laughing.
Although this joke is not high, after all, these brothers and sisters of the Heavenly Court of the Underworld are in contact for the first time, and they can't help but feel novel, and they also find it very interesting, and they can't help but lean back and laugh one by one.
"Hahaha, that's so interesting, pigs feed me...... Hahaha, it turns out that the horse face was raised by Marshal Tianpeng!"
"pulls me in the pit...... Haha, this picture is so beautiful, I can't imagine it, haha, I'm laughing to death......"