Chapter 1532: Silly Big Man and Sloppy Old Man
The ancients said: The power can carry the tripod, only the overlord is also! This god is brave, unparalleled in the world!
It's about Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu in ancient times!
Legend has it that the overlord of Western Chu is a real hero and a real hero!
And the Ouyang family in Jinghai City also met a "talent" once in a century, that person was as strong as an ox since he was a child, carrying a stone pier at the age of eight, and a punch is said to be able to kill a live cow.
It's a pity that this person is not as brave as Xiang Yu, he is a fool, and he is an out-and-out fool.
His name is "Silly Barbarian".
It is said that this stupid barbarian has a big head, and his limbs are extremely developed, but his head is not developed, since he was born, he has realized extremely clumsy, he will walk on the ground when he is 3 years old, and he will speak when he is more than 5 years old.
The only thing this stupid boy loves to do since he was a child is to squat on the ground and pout his butt to watch the ants walk...... He watched it with relish, and he was simply fascinated by it.
No one knew what he was looking at, and no one knew what he could tell from the ants on the ground.
The only thing he knows is that don't provoke him to look at the ants on the ground...... Otherwise, you will definitely have to be beaten by this kid and break your bones.
Jinghai City.
On a bus from the outskirts of the city to the city center, it is still crowded because of the large number of people.
But surprisingly, these crowded people were all crowded in the place near the front...... And the back is empty.
What's going on? Could it be that those people like to be so crowded?
It turned out that in the back there sat a burly guy with a strong build.
At first glance, this guy is not terrifyingly tall at two meters...... When this guy with a well-developed body sits down, it simply occupies 4 seats with one butt.
The muscular muscles that came out of the two arms carried a kind of wildness that exploded xìng...... At first glance, the first word that comes to mind is: beast!
It's a pity that such a well-developed, sturdy fierce man, but that face looks immature and silly, giving people a feeling of "two hundred and five", plus the clothes on his body are really ill-fitting, it seems that if he moves a little sharply, the clothes will be torn apart.
The most terrible thing is his big hand like a hammer, clutching a lollipop tightly, licking it with relish in those squinting silly eyes...... One time...... Double-click...... What's even worse is that this kid's snot is still dripping, and the snot almost got into his mouth.
Such a terrible guy, no wonder those who were in the car had to stand in front of him, and they didn't want to get close to him.
There was also an old man sitting beside this stupid strong boy, the old man was dressed in clothes that were even more torn than this stupid big man, coarse cloth clothes, a pair of sack-soled shoes under his feet, his head tilted there, and the beard on his face was noisy and sloppy, giving people the feeling of a beggar.
These two "weirdos" became a unique sight, and those who stood in front of them were reluctant to approach them, and some of them even talked about it at that moment.
said that the strong man who looked like a "fool", and the extremely sloppy old man did not shy away from the discussions of these people.
The stupid big guy still licked the lollipop in his hand with relish, squinting, once, twice...... Sometimes, I snorted and took a deep breath of that terrible snot...... Then he grinned at a girl in a miniskirt in front of him.
The girl was so frightened that she almost jumped out of the car, and hurriedly drilled into the crowd, as if she was afraid that this "beast" would grab her delicate little body and "do it" directly.
The sloppy old man next to him is even worse, although he is dressed like a beggar, but his behavior is not like a beggar at all, but like an uncle!
What beggar would dare to put his feet on the saddle in front of him?
That beggar dared to occupy the seats of three by himself, and slept with his head tilted there?
And this "old man" dares.
Sitting in such a bus like this really broke the eggs of those who rode all the way.
None of those people wanted to get close to such two people.
Finally, the car stumbled and finally entered the downtown area of Jinghai City.
The old man seemed to have been woken up by the bustling and noisy world outside the car, and suddenly stretched a long lazy waist, then yawned very ungracefully, and then rubbed his old face full of scumbags with his hands, and opened his eyes.
When those eyes opened, they were dazzling.
After opening his eyes, he smiled and looked at the stupid big man beside him, then raised his eyes to look at Jinghai City outside, and suddenly muttered, "It's really fucking far away...... I rode in the car all the way and almost didn't cut my old thing's ass in half. ”
"Suffer, what a fucking sin. ”
After finishing speaking, he suddenly turned his sloppy old face to look at the stupid big man in front of him, and said with a smile: "Silly barbarian...... We're back, we're going home......"
The "macho man" who was called a stupid brute only sucked the lollipop in his hand and turned a deaf ear to the words of the old man in front of him.
"Silly man, the old man is talking to you......" The old man said with a thin hand and patted it lightly towards the silly man.
After patting the "stupid brute", the stupid brute suddenly turned his head violently, and his originally stupid eyes suddenly became like a beast, and he glared at the old man in front of him fiercely.
The old man was suddenly silent, and his body couldn't help but move to the side, as if he was afraid that this "monster" would be unhappy, so he grabbed his thin body and threw him out of the car.
Glaring at the old man, the stupid brute continued to suck the lollipop in his hand, very happily, happily sucking.
"Damn, this stinky boy, wait a minute, will the old man buy you lollipops?" said the old man muttering to himself.
The car walked all the way, and the sloppy old man looked at the bustling Jinghai City outside the car window with his sharp eyes, with a strange light in his eyes, which seemed to have an infinitely familiar feeling of the city, and the "stupid big man" next to him was sucking the lollipop in his hand with relish all the time.
Finally, he finished eating the lollipop, and he licked two bites of the plastic stick with his tongue.
"No ......" suddenly came out of the stupid man's mouth, and then his thick hand held the lollipop stick, and said to the old man next to him, with an innocent expression on his stupid face.