"Such a straight man, can't you speak tactfully?" the girl muttered in a low voice, "My name is Hu Pan, and I am Peng Peng's best friend." ”

"What about Cheng Pengpeng?" Fang Shanmu repeated impatiently, he didn't want to talk to Hu Pan, "Please contact her immediately, if she can't come over and explain clearly, please leave." ”

Hu Pan's innocent eyes widened, and his eyes rolled a few times: "Mr. Fang, Brother Fang, no, Uncle Fang, can you bear to drive a girl of mine outside to live on the streets at night? Will your conscience hurt? Even if you are a straight man who doesn't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, at least you still have the basic conscience of being a human being, right?"

actually rose to the conscience of being a human being, Fang Shanmu smiled angrily: "Pretend to be pitiful in front of me?"

"It's not pretending to be pitiful, it's really pitiful. Hu Pan clasped his hands in front of his chest, "Uncle Fang, I was kicked out by the landlord first, and then broke up with my boyfriend, I have no job, no place to live, no one to rely on, you can't temporarily take me in for a day, let me feel that there is still warmth in the world?"

"You wait...... Fang Shanmu suddenly remembered something, stood up, and looked Hu Pan up and down a few times, "I seem to have seen you somewhere, you squatted on the ground and let me see." ”

"What are you doing?" Hu Pan's voice raised an octave, his eyebrows raised, as if he was about to have a seizure, but he squatted down again, put his hands on his cheeks, and kept blinking his eyes, "Isn't that so? Uncle, you can't be a pervert, right? Peng Peng said that you are very good, I dare to stop, in case you are a pervert, you will be miserable." ”

"Alright, don't pretend. Fang Shanmu knew countless people, and at a glance he could see that Hu Pan was pretending to be pitiful, and the vigilance and cunning flashed in his eyes, so he knew that she was not a fuel-efficient lamp, and he also thought about it, "Oh", "Are you the one who quarreled with your boyfriend on the road not long ago and broke up and dropped your suitcase?"

"Yes, yes, yes, that's me. Ah, have you seen my heroic deeds? What a coincidence, uncle, it shows that we are destined. Hu Pan jumped up from the ground and grabbed Fang Shanmu's arm, "Uncle, have you agreed with me to stay?" ”

Fang Shanmu shook his head helplessly: "First, you can't live too long, move out as soon as you find a house." Second, you should only use one room, not occupy other areas, including the other bedroom and living room, and keep the room tidy. Third, no one is allowed to bring people over for the night, men and women. ”

"Agree, accept, no opinion at all!" Hu Pan raised his right hand high and grinned flatteringly, "No wonder Peng Peng said that he is still a mature and generous man in the 70s, I didn't believe it before, I always felt that you were old and greasy." Now it seems that I am too subjectively biased. Compared to Jiang Chengzi, hum, you are a thousand times stronger. ”

"There is no comparison. Fang Shanmu got up and went back to his room, his room was the master bedroom, with a bathroom, "Also, don't you use my bathroom in the future, do you hear?"

"I heard it, uncle, please let go of a hundred hearts. Hu Pan smiled like a flower, and the smile disappeared as soon as he turned his face, and muttered to himself, "Day by day, a big man, more mother-in-law than a woman, thanks to Peng Peng, she also said that you are generous and manly, I think she is blind......"

Halfway through his words, Fang Shanmu poked his head out of the bedroom again: "What are you muttering?"

"No, no, I'm sending a voice message to Peng Peng, and she will be there in half an hour. Hu Pan smiled flatteringly, his smile a little hard and exaggerated.

"Alright, stop pretending, come out. Fang Shanmu changed his clothes and came out, sat on the sofa with a golden knife, and shouted at the middle bedroom occupied by Hu Pan, "Cheng Pengpeng, you come out, stop hiding from cats." ”

The room was dark, there was no movement, as soon as Fang Shanmu finished speaking, the lights in the room turned on, the figure flashed, and Cheng Peng came out of it with a smile.

"Lao Tzu shines on the stage, dazzling your ......"

"Stop, please stop your performance!" Fang Shanmu pointed to the sofa, "You sit down." ”

"Yes. Cheng Pengpeng immediately lowered his eyebrows and sat down honestly, looking docile, "Uncle, don't be angry, such a big house, you live alone, one more person also lives, not only has popularity, but also someone to accompany you and relieve boredom, and it is also a pleasing beauty, and free of charge, just thinking about it is a very exciting good thing." ”

Fang Shanmu was still a little angry, he was not a stingy person, it was nothing to live with one more Hu Pan, he was angry that Cheng Pengpeng had made a decision without consulting him in advance, and he was also wet by Hu Pan, and Cheng Pengpeng also joined forces with Hu Pan to trick him and deceive him. He has been very unhappy and unhappy lately, but he is very annoyed when there is an accident in renting a house.

Seeing that Fang Shanmu's face was wrong, Cheng Peng stopped being docile, his face was a little more proud, not only sat up straight, but also raised Erlang's legs: "Hu Pan is my best friend, a good friend for many years, she is in trouble, she has nowhere to go, she is unemployed and out of love, and you are also the same person who has fallen into the world." She begged my head, can I not help her? It just so happened that all my other houses were rented out, and you still have a spare room here, so I let her come. In this way, the rent you pay for half a year, I count you as a year, this is a psychological balance, right?"

"I ......" Fang Shanmu stood up suddenly, his chest rose and fell, and he used half a year's rent to gag his mouth, really when he lacked this little money?

Who would have thought that a week ago, he was a successful person with no worries about food and clothing, and now he has been reduced to the point of calculating rent, and the opportunities in life are really dizzying.

I wanted to take over Cheng Pengpeng's words, but Fang Shanmu was embarrassed to say the words when they came to his mouth, so he got stuck in his throat: "I, I ......"

Cheng Pengpeng guessed Fang Shanmu's thoughts, knowing that no matter how depressed a middle-aged man was, he didn't want to show his incompetence and powerlessness in front of others, so he immediately took the opportunity to say: "Uncle, just give me a face, in this way, Panpan and I will invite you to supper, and you should be compensated." ”

A trace of warmth flashed in Fang Shanmu's heart, and Cheng Pengpeng, who met in Pingshui, resolved his embarrassment without a trace and took care of his face, he was a smart and understanding good girl, so he no longer pretended, and coughed lightly: "Supper?" I'm an old man who is not afraid of growing meat, if you are not afraid of gaining weight, I have no opinion." ”

Turn right out of the community, about 100 meters of T-shaped intersection, is a famous food street. At this time, the lights are on, and it is the time of excitement. Countless young men and women, dressed brightly and smiling, are calling friends and enjoying the joy of the night.

Fang Shanmu walked behind Cheng Pengpeng and Hu Pan, as if he was being led by the two. He couldn't remember how long it had been since he had walked down the street so leisurely and enjoyed the night view, let alone had a late-night snack. I often work overtime until late, and although I am hungry, I would rather sleep to make up for the exhaustion of my body.

It feels like the young man's nightlife is 108,000 miles away from him.

Looking back at the time, when he was poor in college, and his material life was far less rich than now, he didn't remember if he had the experience of going out for supper when he was in love with Sheng Chen. After graduating and entering the society, he and Sheng Chen had no relatives in the capital, everything had to rely on themselves, the two of them worked and ran the family together, and there were few romantic moments.

Thinking about it this way, in fact, Sheng Chen followed him back then, and he suffered a lot. Everything he has now has Sheng Chen's participation.

A few people found a barbecue restaurant, the store is not big, quite a bit of Japanese style. After asking for some skewers and a few bottles of beer, a few people sat by the window, and Fang Shanmu took a big sip of a drink: "You young people are so happy now, when I was your age, there was no such place to spend at night." ”

"That's why you have the heart and energy to fall in love seriously, unlike us, you don't get distracted when you fall in love, you don't say it half-heartedly, and you are absent-minded. I really envy the love of your time, so innocent, so unforgettable. Cheng Peng took a sip of the wine in the toast and put it down, "Uncle, do you know why I broke up with my ex-boyfriend?"

Fang Shanmu shook his head: "I don't understand the love of your young people now, anyway, I only know that one of the things you often say is-is it that the wine is not good or the game is not fun? Or is it that learning can't make you happy? Why do you want to fall in love?"

Hu Pan pouted: "The current man is not as good as the one, and I feel that the best man is still my father's...... The fairest thing in the world is that everyone has only 24 hours in a day, and the difference between the rich and the poor is that the rich spend almost all their time and energy on valuable things, while the poor waste their time on some repetitive, boring, and low-level things, such as falling in love, falling in love and falling in love again. I decided that I would never fall in love again, only talk about making money, no, career. ”

"Don't be funny, Panpan, when you meet someone you like, you will become blind again, haven't you forgotten Jiang Chengzi? Quickly forget him, he is just like my predecessor, he is a scumbag!" After a few glasses of wine, Cheng Pengpeng's words increased, and his eyes became a little blurry, "It's also strange, uncle, you help us analyze and analyze, why do we always meet scumbags?"

"According to the principle of gathering people in groups, most of the people who attract scumbags are scumbags. Fang Shanmu calmly took a sip of beer, without the slightest glory of eating alone with two beauties, and did not care about the envy or jealousy or ill-intentioned gaze of the surrounding crowd.

"You can really talk, uncle, no wonder you are unemployed and divorced, you deserve it!" Cheng Pengpeng gave Fang Shanmu a big white eye, "If I am also a scumbag, there are few good women in the world." Tell you, I broke up with my ex-boyfriend, not because he split his legs, nor because he didn't love me enough, but because he was too decadent and unmotivated, and he ate and waited for death every day. ”